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The race to the white house is really dirty. No man is clean or holy. All the skeletons in your cupboard will be exposed.
Nowhere to hide. Lol

I want to see the movie myself before I believe

joinnow:
You forget to include angels

Which angels now? Pls help me out.

TrapQueen77:
Divinehand2003 is reading it carefully

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
My love, some husbands can be really something oooo

sekundosekundo:
My dear stop deceiving yourself. These are Judges that their judgments did not favour Buhari.

And the dollars in their numerous accounts, both home and abroad are beyond all they could ever get in their life time without any other known source of income.
Abi judges too dey do money rituals?
I beg they should go and answer for themselves joor. Corruption must be thrown out of Nigeria by force.

ItsQuinn:
Multiplication, addition and subtraction

You too know book

TrapQueen77:
If she's a female boo, show her wat u got

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Here I am my boo

TrapQueen77:
If she's a female boo, show her wat u got

Lol, here I am honey

Federal republic of WAZOBIA.

There are 3 major ethnic groups in Nigeria and this is reflected in the name - wazobia

TrapQueen77:




Why shud I fear them? I got some good friends down here...

Abi oooooo. I beg help me remind OP say na proper NL guy she go marry ooo. That is if Lazeal is female

I need a system that is upright like this. Good one. At least some sense of responsibility will be instilled in all these judges that spill out crazy judgments because of fraudulent activities that used to go undetected.

Gov. Ben Ayade of Cross River has said that he was called by God to govern Cross River to provide needed dividends of democracy to the people.

Mr. Ayade made the statement on Friday while addressing thousands of supporters who came to receive him at Margaret Ekpo International Airport in Calabar on arrival from Abuja.

The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that the supporters besieged the airport in solidarity with Mr. Ayade ahead of the December 9 Supreme Court judgement in a case of alleged falsification of his age.

The case was instituted by Joe Agi, a Senior Advocate of Nigeria.

Mr. Agi, who contested the 2015 PDP governorship primary with Mr. Ayade, had challenged the eligibility of the governor to contest the primary.

Mr. Ayade told his supporters at the airport that since power comes from God, he was called by God to govern the state at this particular time.

He said: “I was preparing to run election for the senate when God called me and said I should come and be governor. I am a servant of God and I urge you all to put me in prayers.

“God shall not forsake us at this point; His miracle will prevail at the appointed time. When the righteous people are ruling, God will take control.

“God has the final say in this case. You can have the capacity to manipulate man, but you cannot manipulate God.

“I came into this office as governor under the inspiration of God.

“Today, we are before the court of man to decide the faith and destiny of Cross River people. God shall take control and establish himself.

“Truly, in the name of God, I am totally innocent. If I come before the court of man, I come with supplication for clemency from God,” he said.

The governor said that his administration had not failed in paying salaries of civil servants in the state and urged the people to continue to support his administration.

“I dedicate today to God that if I truly came to serve the people, He will surely see us through. If the worst happens, then it is God’s will.

“We have no capacity to appeal at this level. We are now appealing to God that knows our hearts in this case in question,” Mr. Ayade said.

George Ekpungu, the state Commissioner for New Cities Development, told NAN in an interview at the airport that the people of the state would resist any attempt to remove Mr. Ayade from his seat.

Mr. Ekpungu said that the people of the state voted massively for him, hence they entrusted him with their mandate. (NAN)
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/212331-accused-age-falsification-cross-river-governor-seeks-gods-help.html

Fear women!!!!
Reasons not far fetched as highlighted by the following examples below:
1-Adam and Eve
2-Samson and Delilah
3-David and Bathsheba
4-Solomon and his 700 wives plus 300 side chics that derailed him
5-My humble self and this my wide eyed side chic over here chewing gum like say tomorrow nor dey.

Lol, they go soon discover the mistake

massinola:
your kind is the type I love relating with. straight clarification, no insults, no berating. thanks man

Thanks Bro. Let me follow u as a pal.

Let me check the position of my joystick before commenting.
Ohhh, thank goodness. It's perfectly in tact.

Question: "Why was Israel cursed with forty years of wilderness wandering?"

Answer: “Wilderness wandering” refers to the plight of the Israelites due to their disobedience and unbelief. Nearly 3,500 years ago, the Lord delivered His people from Egyptian bondage as described in Exodus, chapters 1–12. They were to take possession of the land God had promised their forefathers, a land “flowing with milk and honey” (Exodus 3:. Prior to entry, however, they became convinced they could not oust the current inhabitants of the land, even though God told them they could. Their lack of belief in God’s word and promises brought forth the wrath of God. He cursed them with forty years of wilderness wandering until the unbelieving generation died off, never stepping foot in the Promised Land.

A seven-year famine was responsible for God’s chosen people ending up in Egypt. Initially, they flourished under the leadership of Joseph, number two in charge of the country after Pharaoh. “Then a new king, who did not know about Joseph, came to power in Egypt” (Exodus 1:, and soon, “the Egyptians came to dread the Israelites” (Exodus 1:12). For the next several centuries the Israelites were enslaved by the Egyptians who “worked them ruthlessly” (Exodus 1:13). Eventually, God heard their cries (Exodus 2:23-25) and sent Moses and Aaron to rescue them. After enduring the last of the ten plagues—the death of the firstborn males—Pharaoh finally agreed to release the Israelites.

Upon their arrival at Kadesh Barnea, which bordered the Promised Land of Canaan, they sent out twelve spies to survey the land and its people (Numbers 13:18-25). They returned after forty days of exploration. Ten of the spies had a bad report: “We can’t attack those people; they are stronger than we are…All the people we saw were of great size…We seemed like grasshoppers in our own eyes” (Numbers 13:31-33). Only Joshua and Caleb dissented (Numbers 14:6-7). Believing the report of the ten doubters, the people lost heart and rebelled. They “raised their voices and wept aloud,” grumbling against Moses and Aaron, saying, “If only we had died in Egypt! Or in this desert! Why is the LORD bringing us to this land only to let us fall by the sword” (Numbers 14:1-2, emphasis added).

Then the Lord said to Moses, “How long will they refuse to believe in me, in spite of all the miraculous signs I have performed among them? I will strike them down with a plague and destroy them” (Numbers 14:11). However, Moses once again interceded for his people and turned away the wrath of God (Numbers 14:13-20). Although God did forgive them, He decided that “not one of them will ever see the land I promised on oath to their forefathers. No one who has treated me with contempt will ever see it” (Numbers 14:23). Rather, they would suffer by wandering in the wilderness for forty years, one year for each of the forty days they explored the land (Numbers 14:34). Furthermore, God would give them what they asked for: “I will do the very things I heard you say: In this desert your bodies will fall, every one of you twenty years old or more” (Numbers 14:28-29). Additionally, the ten men who had given the bad report were struck down and died of a plague before the Lord (Numbers 14:37). Only Joshua and Caleb survived, the two faithful spies who believed God’s promise to give the land over to them.

God had promised them victory. The land He commanded them to go in and take was already theirs; they simply had to trust and obey, but this they did not do. God will never lead us where His grace cannot provide for us or His power cannot protect us. Indeed, the Israelites had seen the powerful hand of God at work during the plagues and miracles of the Exodus. Yet, like many people, they walked by sight and not by faith, and their unbelief displeased God. “Without faith it is impossible to please God” (Hebrews 11:6). Their failure to believe in God’s word kept them from entering the Promised Land. This truth has never changed.


https://gotquestions.org/wilderness-wandering.html

Read the story of what actually transpired before hurrying to dish out your post,

C and D for my humble self. Not trying to be greedy.

Lol

The babe is just happy doing all the carrying. When will the slim guy go likewise?

She tried so hard to make it look Big, but I must confess, it still looks mini.

Lol

That's pix pose will be copied by my dear guys on Nairaland from hence forth.

Now, which chic's ass will I wish to grab like that on NL?

FFK can't be trusted. I wonder who is giving him food to make him spew toxic information again?

SamuelAnyawu:
Buhari why

Even a pastor can't cope with the hunger ravaging our land

Lol

Wow
Life itself is a movie meant to be replayed after death when humans will have the only opportunity to judge their acts for good or evil.

chris2face:
Trying fingering her after that use style put it into her nose and that solves it

Bro, you too bad

Rasmega:
She gets angry easily

The more reason you should pass the message across in clear, unambiguous and precise terms. Moreover, you are not the cause of the unpleasant vaginal odour.
You could put it like this;

''Baby I really like you but there is something unpleasant about the smell from your private. I think we should see a good physician to help you out. Now, no arguments pls or else I shall log out of the website permanently.''

Codedly

Hmmmm

Some evil NL will soon say it's Buhari's fault again. If I hear change or APC or Buhari in this matter ehn, I will show you pepper.

Lessons they say are learnt so as to correct future mistakes that might happen later on in life if the opportunity arises again.

But from all indications, I'm afraid, with due respect, Buhari never learnt a thing during his incarceration.

The only thing he dreamt about in prison was how he will fulfil his childhood desire of visiting all the nations of the world in record time.

Thank goodness that dream has come true for him.
Lol.

The aforementioned mama is a huge joke. A complete comedian if truly she is sane.

On the other hand, this granny could be suffering from either of the following problems associated with the aged:

-Senile dementia,
-Schizophrenia
-Delusion of grandeur
-Psychosis
-Cannabis intoxication with psychiatric symptoms
-Alcoholic intoxication


Before I forget, this post should be moved to the appropriate section under JOKES.