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Nor be only emergency powers he need. Add ALMIGHTY POWER join am. Lol

Lol

I just wanted to check the name of the culprit and were he hails from. I wasn't surprised

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Change is change.

Change means moving in the positive direction, economy inclusive.

TEACHER PLS DON'T TEACH ME NONSENSE!!!

Come and crush them now Mr soldier man. But remember that Boko Haram is child's play when compared to the avengers. They are in the creeks and swamps and not like sambisa forest oooo. Ur armorded tanks won't work here ooooo.
Hope your boys know how to survive in the creeks?
Lol. Crush them indeed ooooo.

Pls go ahead, ode like you

See gobe ehnnn

Nigerian leaders are all clueless, dull and greedy. They all need power to steal, loot and destroy. They don't care about Niger Delta.

N480000 jeez
Na dash u wan dash us the Car be that oooo

Hmmmm
I feel she is wrong if she did it without direction from the Holy Spirit.
God will not make u do things that aren't biblically sound.
Besides, it's not her personal money, and it's meant for school fees.

Hmmm
The man has reached his time. But if you hadn't run away, your family would still be fine today. So blame yourself instead.

As the prices of foodstuff continue to skyrocket, the Nigerian federal government is set to turn things around. According to Vanguard, over 100,000 graduates are to be employed by the federal government.

These graduates will be assigned to farms in all local government councils across the country, as extension workers to help government actualize its food production drive to increase the availability of food in the country.


Chief Audu Ogbeh, the minister of agriculture and rural development, made this known shortly after he inspected various Value Chain Development Programme (VCDP), improved agronomics practice farms at Sumaka and Taraku in Guma and Gwer local government areas of Benue state.

Mr Auta Appeh, the Senior Adviser to the minister on international donor partners said the initiatives were necessary because government “is doing everything to encourage our youths to take up farming as a business and not as a hobby.”

Dr Ameh Onoja the national programme coordinator of the International Fund for Agricultural Development (IFAD-VCDP), said that the organisation had constructed roads, cleared farmlands and provided inputs through its matching grants to farmers to help boost growth in the sector.

Acting chairman of Guma local government, Chief Gbor Igyo, also urged government to urgently provide tractors and other farming implements and inputs to farmers if the food sufficiency campaign of the present administration would become a reality.

Meanwhile, there were reports that a recently commenced recruitment exercise which held simultaneously at the 17 local government areas of Enugu state, as well as the College of Immaculate Conception (CIC), Enugu, witnessed a turn-out of thousands of applicants.

Whereas those whose names were shortlisted had their examination at the designated council areas, the CIC played host to thousands of applicants who had their names missing in the list.

However, signs that all was not well with the exercise started showing early in the morning as the applicants at the CIC waited from 7 am till 4 pm before the process for the test commenced. It was revealed that the recruitment was fraudulent.


http://www..ng/2016/09/08/good-news-fg-set-employ-100000-graduates-produce-food/

kally90:
At least I ate three times a day under Gej.That's was a progress for me.

If your GEJ was still in power today, I bet you would have nothing to eat at all.
Remember that he agreed with the wrong notion that stealing is not corruption. Hence the high and mighty would have stolen everything by now

Na ordinary cloud be that now

Lol
I dey laugh oooo
What kind of progress took place during the administration of the Clueless one?
You must be day dreaming Mr Ben. Wake up joor and stop spilling lies that are unfounded and ridiculous.

No you are not. I see worse on instagram. She looks cute though.

The girl is not a small girl anymore ooooo. This is not her first time doing such olosho runs.

I nor fit laugh ooooo.
In the beginning there was no problem in the garden of Eden, as Adam was right with God. But as soon as Eve came forth, problems began shortly afterwards.
Your equation is more than correct.
I nominate you for a Nobel price in mathematics.

How are we sure it's the truth that's been described here.
These are just mere propaganda to rubbish the good name of our hardworking president.
Buhari is a lover of people and not a wicked dictator as some evil minded persons want you to believe.
Don't believe everything u read

Nice one.
I see a super striker in him already. The future is bright for him.
I feel he shouldn't be left out of the Manchester derby come this Saturday.

Is this a prophesy or a prediction.
God forbid bad news ooooo.
Nigerians are already in distress and adding four more years of this current depressing recession is a death sentence.

But they do so to seduce you now and make some money from you.

Lol, Nigerians are not smiling ooooo. The change that was promised is now a negative one and they can't wait for BUHARI to go in 2019 if things remain the same.

But why will he switch to Barcelona? Madrid is very ok for CR7

Editor’s note: President Muhammadu Buhari-led federal government has been under pressure over the statistics released by the National Bureau of Statistics that shows a negative growth in the first two quarters of the year.

Joseph Edgar in this piece advises President Buhari to immediately look at Ministries of Finance, Solid Minerals, Labour, Youth and Sports, Transport, Agriculture, Communications and Technology.


Buhari with ministers

The score card has come in and the Federal Government has performed woefully. I will spare us the boredom of reeling out the stats all over again. We are in a more terrible state than we were one year ago. To mention just one indicator, over a million people have joined the labour market in just one year. This is really the lowest of all since we became a country and it is so sad that I happen to be a father and Nigerian at this time.

READ ALSO: Economic recession: Buhari must wield the big stick to sack these 3 ministers

It can no longer be business as usual. We will not withdraw our mandate as the mandate was freely and joyously given but then again we retain the right to ask questions and demand answers. The major question is, ‘What will be done by the Government to make sure that we get out of this stupor and on time?’ This question must be answered objectively and with the single-minded focus of a government that truly believes in its change mantra.

For me, the first thing the Government should do on the road to recovery is to look closely at the cabinet. There should be a major earth-shaking cabinet change. The contraption that is this cabinet must be dissolved. Enough of the rent seekers, the political godfathers have been rewarded enough, their acolytes must give way for more serious minded egg-heads who have the capacity and depth to face this massive economic turbulence we are going through.

What this means is, if the president is very patriotic, which I know he is, then he must forget the second term and do away with the political jobbers in his cabinet. He is the very best President we can have at this time since his strong and firm commitment to what is right and his no nonsense attitude when it comes to taking firm decisions will put his people in a strong position to implement well thought out policy initiatives.

For me, the following ministers should be immediately looked into:

1. Kemi Adeosun, finance minister

2. Kayode Fayemi, minister of solid minerals

3. Chris Ngige, labour minister

4. Solomon Dalong, the minister of sport

5. Rotimi Amaechi, minister of transport

6. Akinwumi Adesina, minister of agriculture

7. Adebayo Shittu, minister of communications and technology

To me, we need people in these ministries who understand the dynamics of the various sectors that they superintendent. Other Government parastatals like the Investment Promotions council and other allied organs must not be left out.

We need a dynamism the present crop of technocrats despite their selfless devotion to the country simply do not have the capacity to deliver. For a country in the kind of fix we find ourselves to have a major economic parastatal to be battling with dress code just highlights the ineptitude that we face in a war situation. How will dress code help us out of the woods? Even if people have to come to work naked, let them come, as long as efficiency is returned to the work place.

READ ALSO: Buhari urged to sack these 6 ministers

So my call is an immediate reshuffling of the cabinet and the bringing in board of true professionals with in depth understanding of the evolving dynamism of the new economy.

https://www.naij.com/958222-buhari-pressure-sack-7-ministers-immediately-list.html

5. Funny bone

Funny bone is another celebrity with a funny facial expression.

If you want to get rid of boredom, you should watch these guys from time to time. Life has its ups and downs; you need to live and look on to the brighter side of life.

4. Bovi

Bovi is a talented artist in Nigeria. You do not want to be in a hall with him and the other comedians we have listed here. You are bound to have an excellent time.

3. Imeh Bishop Umoh (Okon)

This comic actor is a face that is known in the Nollywood movie industry because of his remarkable works. Merely looking at his pictures would make you want to laugh; imagine what it would feel like to hear him speak.

You can never get tired of seeing this young man. He would always deliver when it comes to entertainment.

2. Mr. Ibu

This is another celebrity that would make you go nuts with his facial expressions. Most people simply wait for him to do something funny with that face and they would start to laugh.

He is no doubt one of the most talented comedians in the industry. He knows this terrain well because he has been at it for a very long time.

1. Frank Donga

This is one man that would leave you reeling with laughter. He does not need to speak before he makes you laugh hard. You are bound to crack your ribs if you ever get entertained by this talented Nigerian celebrity.

There are lots of talented individuals in the society; the celebrities we have in this part of the world are quite entertaining. It would be appropriate to consider most of them to be naturals when it comes to acting and doing what they do best.

If you are in Nigeria then you must have heard the phrase that compares ability and originality. Some celebrities are simply exceptional when it comes to acting and entertaining people. Some people develop themselves and make the best out of their situations.

Some of the artists we see in the society have gained the recognition they have now as a result of the hard work they put into their chosen field of work. Some have been labelled to be successful because of the time, effort and energy they have invested into their works.

This article is about those celebrities with funny facial expressions. These celebrities need not talk much before they get you laughing because they are everything you ever need to crack. And when you finally hear them talk, they would make you roll on the floor with laughter.

It would be fair to call them comedians as that word fits them perfectly. Many of you may wonder what they are like when they are trying to be serious.

Find below some of the celebrities with funny facial expressions:

https://www.naij.com/956477-5-nigerian-celebrities-funniest-facial-expressions.html

Story for the gods, the gods ooooo

Criminology or zoology