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Nice one.
Jackie Chan was an iconic figure indeed. He made my growing up as a kid worthwhile and interesting.

maurizjavah:
7o% are ghost. Dnt be trip

Lol

"Operation crocodile smile vs Operation crocodile tears" has begun. Let's see who will blink first.

Things don't easily shock me like that but what some Nigerian leaders do shocks the very core of my being.
Wow. How will you sustain payment of these appointees?

By Emma Amaize, Regional Editor, South-South, Festus Ahon, Egufe Yafugborhi and Perez Brisibe
*Launches “Operation Crocodile Tears”
*Serves notice on Warri, Port-Harcourt Refineries, Otorogun Gas Plant, others

UGHELLI- DESPITE the ongoing military “Operation Crocodile Smile” in the Niger Delta region, an Urhobo militant group, Niger Delta Greenland Justice Movement, NDGJM, in the early hours of today, blew up the Ogor-Oteri major delivery line, operated by the Nigeria Petroleum Development Company and Shorelines Petroleum in the state.

The group in a statement by its leader, “Gen” Aldo Agbalaja, in a statement, claiming responsibility for the attack at about 3.00 hours, said it was executed by its Uproot Team B, said the group was also launching “Operation Crocodile Tears” since the military had launched “Operation Crocodile Smile” to supposedly worsen the Niger Delta crisis.

It said: “Recent developments around our region, especially as it concerns the issue of justice and our inalienable right to protect our heritage, have proven us right all along. Now it has become clearer who is serious about getting justice for our people and who has been using the name of the region and the destinies of all our peoples to feather their nests, raising dusts merely to harass the Nigerian state and the oil multinationals into parting with money.”

“Although some selfish machinery, merely put together to achieve some pecuniary ends, has been parading in the name of the peoples of the Niger Delta, the Niger Delta Greenland Justice Mandate will not be derailed on its mission to getting justice for the people.”
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The group said those who want to join the self acclaimed leaders of the region to make quick money in the arrangement they had put together were free to do so, but it lacked confidence in the show they put together, calling it a pan Niger Delta initiative.

It said those people could speak for Ijaw nation, but certainly not all the nations in the region, adding: “When lines are blurred, justice is most likely to be miscarried. If there shall be a negotiation, it must be seen and indeed, must be in actual sense, be representing all the individual nations of the region equally.”

The group added: “The drama that trailed the visit of some Ijaw royal fathers to the Minister of State for Petroleum, Ibe Kachikwu, in Abuja recently is more reason why equity must be a factor in setting up a body that will dialogue on behalf of all the peoples of the Niger Delta.”

“If the said leader could not respect the royal fathers of his ethnic nation, if he is lording his will over them, what chance do other nations have, which do not have adequate representation?

“That said, the Niger Delta Greenland Justice Mandate will no longer sit quietly watching the endless harassment of our people in various parts of the region by the Nigerian military. We had once warned against the victimization and harassment of defenseless people of the region, especially in the creeks, but rather than heed, the Nigerian military has increased its presence and made life more difficult for our people.

“They are now killing our people on the basis of mere suspicion, this cannot continue,” it vowed.

Its words “With the launch of their ‘Operation Crocodile Smile’, the Niger Delta
Greenland Justice Mandate is also serving a notice on the commencement of our ‘Operation Crocodile Tears.’ It shall from now on be an eye for an eye; for every military atrocity carried out in the creeks and hinterland of the Niger Delta, the Nigerian armed forces will have the Niger Delta Greenland Justice Mandate to contend with.”

“To this end, we are alerting all those working in the UQCC/UPS Erhomukokwarien in Ughelli, Eriemu Pigging Manifold in Agbarha, Otorogun Gas Plant, Olomoro Flow Station, Warri Refinery, Port Harcourt Refinery, Eleme, OB-OB and Obite gas plants in Omoku to evacuate because what is coming to those facilities are beyond what anybody has seen before.

“We do not want innocent blood being spilled, therefore, we advise all indigenes living in the vicinities of the facilities to relocate for the time being.

“The world should, however, note that the bloodbath that is about to commence in our already beaten, battered, squeezed and impoverished homeland, the Niger Delta. It is all the baby of the Nigerian government; they are the people, who are in one breath preaching resolution through
dialogue and also breathing bullets and bombs on a troubled, but trusting people.

“Hold the Nigerian President responsible for the genocide that his armed forces is about to unleash on our people,” Agbalaja said.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/08/breaking-news-militants-blow-another-facility-delta/

My MOD posted this fresh one moments ago

During a seminar, a woman asked,” How do I know if I am with the right person?”
The author then noticed that there was a large man sitting next to her so he said, “It depends. Is that your partner?” In all seriousness, she answered “How do you know?” Let me answer this question because the chances are good that it’s weighing on your mind
replied the author.
Here’s the answer.
Every relationship has a cycle… In the beginning; you
fall in love with your partner. You anticipate their calls,
want their touch, and like their idiosyncrasies. Falling in love wasn’t hard. In fact, it was a completely natural and spontaneous experience. You didn’t have to DO anything. That’s why it’s called “falling” in love.
People in love sometimes say, “I was swept of my feet.”Picture the expression. It implies that you were just standing there; doing nothing, and then something happened TO YOU.
Falling in love is a passive and spontaneous experience. But after a few months or years of being together, the euphoria of love fades. It’s a natural cycle of EVERY relationship.
Slowly but surely, phone calls become a bother (if they come at all), touch is not always welcome (when it happens), and your spouse’s idiosyncrasies, instead of being cute, drive you nuts. The symptoms of this stage vary with every relationship; you will notice a dramatic difference between the initial stage when you were in love and a much duller or even angry subsequent stage.
At this point, you and/or your partner might start asking, “Am I with the right person?” And as you reflect on the euphoria of the love you once had, you
may begin to desire that experience with someone
else. This is when relationships breakdown.
The key to succeeding in a relationship is not finding the right person; it’s learning to love the person you found.
People blame their partners for their unhappiness and look outside for fulfillment. Extramarital fulfillment comes in all shapes and sizes.
Infidelity is the most common. But sometimes people turn to work, a hobby, friendship, excessive TV, or abusive substances. But the answer to this dilemma does NOT lie outside your relationship. It lies within it.
I’m not saying that you couldn’t fall in love with someone else. You could. And TEMPORARILY you’d feel better. But you’d be in the same situation a few years later.
Because (listen carefully to this):
The key to succeeding in a Relationship is not finding the right person; it’s learning to love the Person you found.
SUSTAINING love is not a passive or spontaneous experience. You have to work on it day in and day out. It takes time, effort, and energy. And most importantly, it demands WISDOM. You have to know
WHAT TO DO to make it work. Make no mistake about it.
Love is NOT a mystery. There are specific things you can do (with or without your partner), Just as there are physical laws Of the universe (such as gravity), there are also laws for relationships. If you know how to apply these laws, the results are predictable.
Love is therefore a “decision”. Not just a feeling.
Remember this always: God determines who walks into your life. It is up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let GO!

http://www.mesmerizingquotes4u.com/2015/06/are-you-with-right-partner.html?m=1

But love maketh way for sex now.

Sad men

First, it's CR7.
Now it's Messi.
Next might be Mourinho or Pep Guardiola!!!

20-25 yrs will be great

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

When Niger Deltan militants or Boko Haram members die in battle, their dead faces makes headlines plus FP in most Nigerian media houses and newspapers.
But we don't see any military personnels die in battle against these nonentities.
Abi nigerian army don turn immortals?

Lol
This wahala nor wan finish abi?
Pls leave this matter for Matthias joor.

Lol
This their story self sha don turn series movie.
We are in ''Daddy Freeze reappears'', episode 4

TheDriller:
If this should hit front page, then Nairaland should be renamed Kenyaland.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Then it shall hit FP back to back but it Name Nairaland shall remain sure till the end of Times.

Many people have suffered a huge misfortune as a vehicle transporting a dead body burst into flames.

A family that was already mourning the death of a member, has been hit by another misfortune.

The extended family was transporting the dead body of their relative for burial when the public transport vehicle they were travelling in rolled several times and burst into flames on the Kisumu-Muhoroni road, Kenya on Friday, August 26.

According to Daily Nation, the family had been transporting the corpse to Ugenya for burial from Nakuru county.

It was revealed that the bus was trying to avoid a collision with an oncoming vehicle, forcing it veer off the road.

“The vehicle rolled many times with the casket but it was left intact despite the fire and rolling. One of them was burnt beyond recognition. Eleven of mourners sustained serious burns in the explosion,” said Andrew Naibei, the Nyanza Regional Traffic Commader.


What shocked everyone beond words was that despite the huge tragedy, the casket being ferried on top of the vehicle remained intact during the incident. There was no scratch on it, not even a smoke dent.

The 11 survivors were transferred to Jaramogi Oginga Odinga Hospital in Kisumu county.

http://www.starsgist.com/vehicle-carrying-dead-body-bursts-into-flames-you-wont-believe-what-happened-to-the-coffin-photos/

A young lady has shared a rather stunning tale on social media telling of her experience in church.

The young lady identifed as Maayaa on twitter shared the story with her followers.

My bf invited me to his church once and during prophecy time his pastor told me I'm in an ungodly relationship with a man who cheats on me

https://mobile.twitter.com/delmiyaa/status/768153880509157376

They would all have gone there unclad now instead of body padding with transparent dresses.

Human beings too like fine things joor.

Ask God when you eventually see him

This happens only in Nigeria

Yes now.

Provided I taste his too.

Show ur sympathies to Nigerians first for the economic hardship that is killing them before anyone else.

Nigerians never learn.
How can we learn when there is great mediocrity oozing out of our Nigerian brains?
History will continue to repeat it self always in Nigeria.

Nothing

Why u dey fear sex with real kpecus? Abi na HIV, Ebola or etc

What advice do you have for this man please? He shared his story with MirrorUK:

Dear Coleen
Please don’t judge me. I’m a 40-year-old man and my pregnant wife is in her 30s.
We travelled to Thailand on holiday for the first time eight months ago where I met a 19-year-old prostitute and, to my shame, I think I’ve fallen in love with her.
I was at a low point – my wife is wonderful but she’s become very cold of late. I know she’s pregnant, but she doesn’t fancy me now and I have to say it’s mutual.
I was out on my own in town when I met the Thai girl. Talk about beautiful and exotic – she looked other-worldly. She turned me on so much and we had the most mind-blowing sex – the type of sex I’ve only ever dreamt of before. Although I did pay her, I felt there was also a meeting of minds and that she understood me.
We met up a lot after that. I couldn’t help it – she was so warm and inviting. When we made love it felt like heaven, so we did it many times and even thinking about her now I can’t help but get turned on.
My wife doesn’t do anything for me now I’ve been with this girl and I am contemplating leaving her and our unborn child to go to Thailand. I know it’s a risk but I don’t believe I’m just another punter to her.
What would you suggest? I think I’m in love with her.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/08/i-tried-prostitute-and-she-was-sweet-i.html?m=1

What a world we live in!!

May her soul RIP

Jeez

Hmmmm

Na wao

After reports emerged last week that a Nigerian woman had filed for divorce one week after marriage because she couldn't handle the size of his partner’s manhood, Jessica Opare Saforo, a co-host of celebrity and lifestyle show in Ghana, Celebrity Fanzone, disclosed that her pastor supports the idea of manhood viewing for couples before marriage.

Jessica, last Saturday, said that her pastor once insisted that women should demand to see the size of the manhood of their potential partners before marriage; sparking an intense debate on social media.

"I remember being in church one day, when my pastor was preaching about things like this… What the pastor did say though is, "women should ask to see the manhood. They have to look at it to be sure because you can look at the size to be sure is if it’s something you can live with."

She was fully in support of her pastor’s position but couldn’t indicate how the same principle could be applied to women.

"I agree if you are not even going to go the whole nine yards [pre-marital sex] but you should see [manhood]." Asked by co-host, Akosua Hanson how the same principle could be applied to women, Jessica simply brushed it aside.

Singer Fresh Prince, who was on the show with the other members of 4x4 music group, however maintained that he believed the Nigerian woman in question should have been intimate (sexually) with her partner before the marriage.

"I think she should have ‘tasted’ that thing before marriage. I don’t believe when women say I don’t want to have sex before marriage."

Source: Modern Ghana
http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/08/pastor-advocates-manhood-inspection.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+/OqshX+(Welcome+to+Linda+Ikeji%27s+Blog)&m=1