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PHing like never b4

Yawns
I ve a couple of tools in my jalopy but nt dt much sha

Nice one congrats to staff promoted

377:
Pls nairaland a friend is in need of urgent help. I have a degree in banking and finance from a university in the north and Msc in financial mathematics. I have been looking for a job no way. Can I ever get a job can someone pls help me am going down gradually cos of this. I have even applied for driving no way pls help me out. I can do anyjob don't care how small it is pls

Try teaching mathematics na sure job

she shld better go n look for a job n work than talking nonsense

6 cylinders more powerful n picks up speed easily but u must visit the filling station more frequently so it's nt for chewing gum boys

U can't help but love this dude

Really

Ok hope it is also a sin to beat a man

dimade1:
Good day sir/ma
Pls help me out. I just left my NYSC POP today, i studied wood products engineering, Pls i dont want to stay at home without doing anything. Thanks
Watsapp 07081792066

Go and learn carpentry since u studied wood products engineering. .

Welcome to the saturated labour market, very soon u will miss dt allawee u dey call chicken change.

By d way hope u came back with at least 100k savings? Think of a lucrative skill to learn so u dnt stay idle.

Whatever you do you need to take some classes in the use of English too

Silvereze:
I have been thinking a lot recently concerning the course i want to put in for in my jamb.I have been wondering if dentistry is better than medicine.i want to apply for dentistry and people are advicing me that medicine is better.Please professionals and dentistry/medicine students help me out.

There is no comparison medicine is way ahead.

PapiNigga:
The pretty bride-to-be, Tobi, and her handsome Fiance's pre-wedding photos are causing frenzy online just because of their size difference...

See more photos below...


http://www.thisisnaija.com/2017/04/pre-wedding-photos-of-big-bold.html?m=1

What is this bikonu

Akpa akpu

quite funny I hope there was a written agreement between the parties involved that was signed to prove this case. If not this is a huge joke

. Y is he still jogging when he looks like dry fish.

Sorry Doc

uche87:
Since the revelation that a Kogi West Senator, Dino Melaye graduated with Third Class honours from the prestigious Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria, Kaduna, more Nigerians with the same class of degree have been speaking out.

A lady identified as Atinuke who is the CEO of Gizzelles Place has discussed how she bagged her Third Class degree at the Tai Solarin University of Education, Ogun State despite starting high school as a top student.

Atinuke who is currently running a successful make-up business in Lagos has narrated her story on Instagram with the moral lesson that Third Class honours graduates deserve respect.

Senator Dino Melaye's travails have given Third Degree holders the boldness to come out, as he has turned out a very successful politician.

Read Atinuke's story below:

Pree that Honors behind that class of degree. Yea, that's 3rd class Honours, therefore ladies and gentlemen, don't pronounce 3rd class without respect.

It's 3rd class Honours! That was what I presented my parents with after 4 years of hardwork.

While some parents Will say "is that what all your mates are bringing home?" my parents knelt me down and prayed for me. Lemme take you on a quick trip to my educational background. I remember one afternoon when I ran to my mom's shop in Iyana Ipaja garage with one of my books on my hand to show her that I can now write the number 8 correctly.

Lemme not confuse you, for a long time you see, I always wrote the number 8 by putting two zeroes on top of each other though I was the best in class. My mom and the other market women laughed at my childishness. You can never know how happy I was on that day. In JSS1, I was enrolled to a girls only government school in agege. I was in JSS1p and we were 150 in my class. Yes 150. After our first term exams, my class teacher, a woman whom I had never seen before came to the class to share our report cards. She started calling positions from the 10th downwards and asking us all to clap as they identified themselves.

When she got to the first position, she called out my name. I didn't stand up because I was somewhere at the back, seated on the floor among many others whose parent couldn't afford that pako locker. When everyone pointed to me, she urged me to follow her, took me to the staff room and showed everyone her best student with a percentage of 96.6.

Don't doubt it people, it was 96.6. She got me a locker afterwards and even customised it with my name so it won't be stolen. You would understand this if you went to a government school. Later on, my parents took me to a private school. lol, those kind of private schools that you would have to stay in the area where they are located to know they existed.

I was the headgirl for 3 years (sss1-3) because my head was big. OK you know why already. On end-of-session parties, which we barely paid for, I would participate in every program on the list of activities.

All parents knew me, I was hard to miss. On one of these occasion, my mom was called out to take a picture with me as the best student in English. As she turned to leave, they called the best in maths-me, and she had to turn back. Best in chemistry,physics and biology. I remember one woman shouting to my mom as she turns to leave everytime "kuku stay there till they finish".

Oya lemme not lie, I don't know maths, just that the other students in the class were even worse than I was in maths. Lol. I wrote WAEC twice simply because my maths was cancelled the first time. I wrote jamb twice too with an aggregate of 223 and 216 respectively. Am I ya mate? clap for me jor.

Don't mind me. Fast forward to my higher education. This was when I started making bad choices. I chose the wrong course. I wanted to study medicine so bad and when I couldn't get into lag, I chose the wrong school. TASUED was a bad choice and studying biology when I couldn't get medicine was an even worse choice. Before TASUED coman withdraw the certificate they gave me, let me say TASUED is a great school.

It is in fact the premier university of education in Nigeria. Oh so you don't know? Well I told you already. Medicine was a childhood dream. I didn't realize in time that science wasn't my passion. Even if I had studied medicine, I would have failed woefully. After these four years in school, I realize I wasn't built for science. I am a talented pencil artist, a makeup artist, I sing well and I would love to learn furniture making.

Where does all this fit into science? Medicine was a mere fantasy and I let societal pressure of going to the university affect my choice. I could have gone to a technical school, a home furnishing school, an art school and instead, I chose a science course I wasn't really interested in. At this point let me educate some of us on our failed education system.

Do you know that after JSS3, we were supposed to chose between spending 3 years in technical school or spending 3 years in senior secondary school? I bet some of us don't know this. Yea, because our society has found a way to surpress technical school. I wish I knew this earlier.

I left the things I loved and ran after what people expected me to do. Money was another factor. This was in fact the main factor. I remember in 200l when I wasn't allowed to do 5 exams out of 8 in first semester and 3 out of 9 in second semester. God, I almost packed my bag to leave cos I was done.

My mother, hmmm, God bless this woman insisted I stay. I told her my CGPA has been affected and I might never recover from that blow. That maybe I needed to start all over. Over just hissed and said "Atinuke, if they give you pass, just bring it home. If they give u 3rd class, accept it greatful" Mind you, she said this in yoruba ni o her English can break windscreen.

It was her voice in my head that made me continue. People who didn't even know anything were having 2.2 and 2.1. Lol. However, my non-challance played an important roll too. Since I got that blow in 200l, I lost faith. I became unserious. I would go for test,even if I went, I won't read. I lost focus. Now when I look at some of the dullest students in my class in secondary school, I understand what king Solomon said "time and tide happened to them all.. "

The race is not for the swift or mighty, but for God who showeth mercy. Success for me isn't going to happen within the four walls of a school or within the confines of education because I am not regular, I am VVIP.

This is me and this is my real life. Don't compare your real life to someone else's online controlled content.

Source: http://www.tori.ng/news/58645/just-like-dino-melaye-beautiful-girl-who-graduated.html

Yawns

you have jst discovered ur talent ie story telling congratulations

500 to 700k maximum

Do church wedding n trad same day

Dts my plans, though my fiancee wants it done separately n their family is insisting can u imagine

Is it for dash

Pls include hw u hope to pay back

bonjovi12:
Got married in 2011.No children.
Doctors have diagonised medical issues with me.Wifey has got some issues too but we have had them sorted.
There are spiritual issues on wifey father's side.We have been praying.We have sowed seeds.We both love kids.We don't envy anyone but bless them when they have their kids.
Have seen almost all my friends,church members and family all have kids.Some of them got married after us but are on to their second, third issue.
Just heard that the wife of one of my guys that acted up during his marriage is preggies.Almost couple i know has kids.
Have done procedures except IVF until a couple of years back.Spent money.
We decided to use money to do other things and just trust God to come through.
I'm not a saint.I.try for God.Bless people and do service.
Prayers have revealed we would have kids.We have both had dreams about having our kids.
Today I'm just down. Depressed. Wish I had enough dough so i can risk doing enough IVF to give us our children but worried about squandering my lil savings and not get desired results.
I need help.Pastors have ripped us off.Most of them wanted or wants something in return.
Just pray God can just do it and now too.
Wifey was not handling it well before till she signed out.Now is she just trying to live her life.
Its getting to me.I am a correct Guy that people admire and some envy cos I have got some other things going on for me.
I want above every thing else to be a father.Can't stand the stigma. I need help.Is there anyone out there who can help?
Real,genuine individual prolly been in this before and knows and understands how it feels and overcame.
I don't know.Just sad but cos I have a relationship with God no matter how ffed it is sometimes cos of my sins,I am still hopeful.

Continue to fast and pray for this infact, fast for this purpose with wifey from 6am to 2pm daily until God answers ur prayers. Only God can give u children. It will happen when u least expect it, hw old is wifey by d way hope nt above 38yrs, continue to do d needful esp when she is ovulating.

Build ur sperm count too exercise well, eat water melon, banana, plantain, pap, cucumber n take food supplements to give u those thick sperm to get d job done. Quit alcohol, sugar, starch n smoking during this period. Eat excess fruit anyone u can see n vegetables

You will have a baby b4 the end of this yr. I can see him coming. Thank God n be happy it is settled.

sarrki:
He can't be the richest igbo man

We have silent billionaires in igbo land

1. Orji Uzor Kalu (richest Igbo man in Nigeria)
2. Cosmas Maduka
3. Pascal Dozie, read his biography and net worth here
4. Chief Cletus Ibeto
5. Tony Ezenna
6. Leo Stan Ekeh
7. Sir Emeka Offor
8. Chief Arthur Eze
9. Vincent Amaechi Obianodo
10. Tony Elume


https://www.google.com.ng/amp/www.nigerianinfopedia.com/richest-igbo-men-in-nigeria-top-10/amp/

What of tonimax

peacekante:
PLEASE I NEED ADVICE

Hello nairalanders,
Pardon my long write up

I write with so much pain and uncertainty of what will be in 3days time

The apartment i stay with my family was sold to a new landlord and ever since that building was sold, all the tenants in the apartment have been tormented by the new landlord. let me furnish the you with the history of what has transpired since the former landlord sold to the new landlord. On august 2017, news were flying that our compound has been sold to a new buyer. on hearing the news, we contacted the former landlord to know if it were true. the former landlord told us it was a lie that if we see anyone coming to claim the building, we should inform him. 2weeks later, the rumor turned out to be true. When we contacted the former landlord again, he admitted that the building have been sold but he will come with the buyer and introduce to the tenants.

Iimmediately we demanded that our receipt for payment be given to us cos he had not issued us receipt for payment and he refused. 2weeks passed and he did not come with the new buyer instead a 6months notice to quit the compound starting from November 2016 to April 2017 was pasted on the gate of the compound in October 29 by the lawyer of the new buyer.

After it was posted we responded by employ a lawyer. So the lawyer had to first meet the old landlord to issue us our receipt which he did 4days later. After which the lawyer file a case @ the magistrate court to restrain the new landlord from evicting us .

Note that in the compound, about 5 tenants are new tenants and their rent will run till the end of 2017 and early 2018. Also note that while the rumur was flying about the sale of the house, the former landlord collected rent from3 tenants.

While the case was on at the magistrate court the new land lord and the old landlord refuse to appear in court. fast forward to last month, Lagos state building agency came to our compound to paste a notice stating that the compound needs to be rehabilitated withing the next 21 days starting from march 22nd else they will take action.

Then on the 2nd of April, another notice from the same Agency giving us 7days to vacate the building for the new landlord's in ability to rehabilitate the building. After the seven days notice was pasted, our lawyer filed a case against the agency and also got an injunction against them from the magistrate court.

My fear now is if the agency or the new landlord will respect court order because the new landlord has been boasting that come rain come shine he must bring down the building and he has been threatening all the tenants with area boys cos they keep coming to the compound.

PLEASE HELP WITH MEANINGFUL ADVICE

Yawns

This is a bit complicated

If a lawyer can't help u who else can?

All u shld be asking of is time n ur balance of rent BC u r bound to vacate the house

to discuss his up coming ministerial position on may 29

bjt:
Some dey put inbetween

Bad boy

Fat pig

Solobenny:
Good evening wonderful Nigerians and naira landers.
Please take your time and read cause this might be a long post.
NB: Exclusively for natured and experienced minds, your comments and are expectedly welcomed.


My cousin has complains she's tired of her marriage.

She has been married for 5yrs and have four children (a set of twin girls and another boy and girl).

She has on several/most occasions been a victim of domestic violence, the husband spends most nights outside the home, comes back drunk, easily infuriated and top of it all an egoistic being.

My cousin has been enduring without telling anyone because of her ill mother(don't want her to die of heartbreak) and for the love of her kids, not forsaking the endurance based on Christianity belief.

Now her mum is gone just some days ago, pathetic as it seems the husband didn't show any sign of pity or sympathy, he started making threats of divorce accompanied with abuses calling she and her siblings "useless orphans,your sorrow just begin" and more despite the mourning state.

Now, she is clearly confused on the decision to take.

*To proceed with the divorce , noting the expenses of child rearing on a single mother. ( She's a qualified and educated Nurse)

*To seek or perhaps accept apology if who knows her husband apologizes like he always does. ( bearing in mind the level of threat, high level of domestic violence and mental distress she'll continue to undergo.)

Help her make a decision.

Thanks as yo
u comment wisely and naturedly.

Yawns

is she financially independent

Simply cute, u have taste bro

Say no to fat babes

Sochimaobim:
Reminds me of when one Dr. from Uyo sent my babe 30k to come visit him from Unizik. I couldn't believe it. Even a medical Dr., as he said he is, could be this dumb? We flex the money that week sha.

Some men mumu no be here jst post a pic of a cute lady on Facebook n u will get over 500 friends request in less than 24hrs all looking for ur number

Jodha:
Lol... Babe no get chill..

The guy nah leaner.. Sending 9k to someone you don't know... And yhu expect her to come... Naso..

d dude still dey learn work

May be na man even use babe pic scam am

Babes no dey smile nw sha

Even babes I ve met more than two times dey try scam me nt to talk of d one I never see

agitator:
who called my name? Do you think I can be eliminated just like that?

Yes if after six months all u bring to the table is agitation

Chai wetin concern Buhari afterall na London him dey go hospital

WiseYoungMan:
Hello people, please i need advice. So i work in a corporate organization, i came in as a trainee, and it was stated on my letter that i will be confirmed after six months.

Now i noticed that my salary was far smaller than the salary of my fellow trainees, i complained to my department head, he promised to follow it up, but eventually started telling me to just be patient.

Now its up to six months and i haven't been confirmed, no one is saying anything. I met someone who said he has been working for over a year there and he hasn't been confirmed.

Its really annoying working and collecting half the pay of your colleagues. What can i do, do i approach the HR myself? Because the organization is fond of firing staff anyhow, so i'm a bit skeptical.

Confirmation is usually after two years so be patient b4 u r seen as an agitator n pencilled down for elimination.

NeeKlaus:
Bros, calm down. Telling a first timer to re-PH to get his outstanding GH when he has not yet seen the dividends of his first payment is disheartening. It is very discouraging.

Leave him to count his losses 'cuz I believe he's a first timer and GHW really faltered in that their new policy. Maybe this is not your first time so that's why it's not hitting you so hard.

PH to GH ur outstanding or lose it all. You see in a P2P program ur PH is my GH and when the system freezes all dt will be in d system is GH with few PH dts y d new policy says PH to GH ur outstanding.

This shld nt be hard to understand even to a complete idiot since there is no central acct. My 400k is hanging there n I ve PHed 100k again to GH part of it, I ws paid 10% of my outstanding after making down payment of 10% n cashing out 20% in 3weeks time.

Nobody loses money on GHWX except u wanna mess with its rules, so op Goan PH or go n hug a wet electric transformer ode

Oga when will u have sense nw