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sinkhole:
Damned, I am not a smoker but this your write up is making me to want to try MJ, but I am afraid of the addiction
I have taken coffee to boost mood and make me alert but I always feel that MJ will be better!

Trust me
It will

He's not joking or making up stories

......then again,you are likely to get addicted

emmy512:
Go online, learn Virtual assistant or content writing/ proof reading anything you feel you can do well and isn't stress to you. And become a freelancer.

Take online courses and develop yourself on the discipline you choose.
You work when and where you want.

With time and experience you'll be good at it and be useful to people that need your services.

I get 40k a week from just one client and I get to have like 5 of those people a month.
And also the ones that get to pay 10k to 20k.

I do different things so my case may be different from yours but in the long run it'll help as I started same way.

Also get to use US listing websites and make passive income. I use Etsy and printful to make things for sale.
I just let them run and you'll be surprised to know how much I've generated from that in a space of 2 and half years.
Search Google about Etsy, printify and printful

Boss can we talk about this?

One thing i learnt most in 2020 is "time"
as ancient as the earth, probably a billion years old still, nobody has it
Time is key man...was key for most of us.some could have gotten married. Some could have travelled out,some should be in school or leaving school. Time was key.
I pray as we are concious of how important time is and we honour our respective hustle by being deligent
God will crown our efforts with 5 star rating
Home sweet home 2021!

I'll add Reverend father to the list of things i should be scared of

No fear, no shame, no guilt.

Hmm!

HakimZiyech:
Testimony time! I was broke, zero christmas money, naso i sell my andriod phone and use 5k to stake today's games.....and I won!

PSV over 2.5 boom! B924twptqazzpas-5505107

88k won! God thank you!

Sportyb3t 15k won also! Christmas don set

Make I show small love with sporty winnings, 1k to 10 people. God go do am for una o!

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Merry christmas

SamNaijaboy:
This is just hilarious.
Is this writer trying to say Christians won't be in heaven while Muslims will?
He wrote " Our condolences also to the Oyedepos, including the Bishop David. May he soon revert to Hasan before he leaves the glitters of this world behind"
He is better served finding his own way to heaven than advocating for a man of God to revert to Islam. Nigeria is full of thieving religious dullards who are more righteous than their actions. Leave others to convert their family members as they will. And leave Yoruba people alone in their fluidity between the religions. They are not fanatic like the Easterner and the Northerners. They see humanity first.

Who will make heaven?

SpecialAdviser:
No judging. But can you teach me what it means or people to behave indecently in the public?
And also tell me if you would wish your daughter to smoke weed?

Honestly,i dont have a problem with any of my daughters smoking weed
I do, by the way.reasons best known to me.it hasnt stopped me from being responsible and productive to my family and community.

Theres nothing indescent bout that picture if you ask me.
All this fuss is because she's obama's daughter. I see a young girl exploring life. Hanging out with friends and living her youthful years.

And the guy behind, might be educated.
Most of y'all keep calling him a tout

SpecialAdviser:
The daughter also smoke.

DAT is the immorality Democrats would always teach this world. Reason Christians were supporting Trump. At least republicans are conservatives about certain lifestyles.

Expect gay parade in Nigeria once Biden is sworn in. My only issue with Trump is his racist tendencies but these democrats will surely destroy the world.

You judge people because they smoke?

I want to be a programmer
Somebody help me please!

Urekaure:
You are obtuse.
The question was "Mention one country that's in the top 50 most richest countries in which they get rich through farming?" And you said Thailand and they burst your lies, you now saying this rubbish

I noticed its a trend here on NairaLand,everyone wants to pounce on the next bloke. To show he's learned and exposed. Well,that's really not my problem,my problem is, the way they go about it. Always ready to start with insultive words. Like this one. The moment i saw "you are obtuse", i lost interest. However,i decided to just read what you wrote, then i discovered,in the rush to banter me and show superiority, you missed the whole thing. Go through the whole conversation again and quote the right person.


And yes, i am not obtuse

Korllami007:
Foods and woods 14%.

Some people will just talk like they've gathered the whole information on google.its common sense to know that a country wont survive solely on agriculture.especially,if they specialize in one crop.

Truvel:
Do U Even Know Me? U Are Here Saying If We Meet One On One Ni. As If U Be Alagbara. There Is No Sense In Ur Thread U Created. If Women Av No Place In Men's Life, God Won't Av Created Women 4 D 1st Place Let Alone Ordain Marriage.

......and you see what Eve caused.

Zazzzu:
expecting man utd to at least draw this match. Leipzip conceive lots of goals. But man utd should not enta the match with a mentality of a draw

Concede
Not
Conceive

Happy2020:
HE started asking me for money. When I gave it a few
Times to help him out, HE started expecting it. Just like a Bitxh does. I didn’t know who was the man and who was the woman. Lots of Fuxx boys in Nigeria who walk
Around with their head held high.

Hi?

travis365:
Good evening nairalanders...I really need your advice...there's this girl we've being dating for more than a year now...I just feel I'm been to nice to her...she'd always take me for granted..whenever we've issue she'd say I shouldn't let her change to me and do what she doesn't wanna do...she'd say she can't tolerate me anymore...she'd read meaning to meaningless stuffs...and I'd end up begging her...she'd even block my number..lol..,I'll have to beg her to unblock me...I actually provide every of her needs...i haven't missed any before... If I don't have I'll definitely promise her and I'd do it...I even send her money even without her asking,she'd say I'm insulting her with money all because I sent her money and not replying to her messages immediately,.but she will never appreciate the next day....so on Thursday she called me on phone and she actually told me she's having infection...I then said on Saturday I'd definitely send her some money so she can treat it...so on Saturday I actually sent her some money..it's much though....so suddenly this morning she just messaged me giving me attitude...even without appreciating what i did yesterday.. so i just have to let her be..she then start sending me different kind of messages that she can't tolerate me ignoring her and treating her bad all because I'm providing her needs....how the hell I'm i treating you bad??she just start saying different kind of thing... uploading different kind of status"a girl can love you stupidly and stop talking to you"....she'd just start ignoring my messages won't read it and she'd be online,she doesn't even call like before...but I'm always scared when we have issue that another guy will have her..�have tried alot for her...even at the point of paying her rent..�please advice me nairalanders...I really need your advice about this....and please no insult... Sorry for the bad grammers.

You are a Simp
A big Simp

One day,you'll give her your kidney to please her.Even feeling entitiled to those things.i don't blame her,i blame you.the earlier you start getting used to her leaving you,the better for your heart and health.Eventually,someone more richer than you might come around,and when he does,if what you just explained to us is what your bsbe is,them go carry am go inside tinted benz pass you.
Even if she loves you,its mostly because of the goodies you get her

Can i get a link to a telegram bet channelwith over 1k subscriber

Canvass:
I'm absolutely relaxed and I think I already resolved issues with the man in question!
Now that you wanna bring in, I still need education. Now tell me the world Burna is in today? Political? Religious? Judgemental? Moralistic?
Burna is an entertainer and that picture up there has nothing to do with his entertainment value. Nobody is gonna deny him any further Grammy nominations just cos his mother is in that picture. He's only gonna be rated based on the quality of his art. Is that hard to understand?

What are you saying thats different from what we already know.yes,the picture isnt of any harm to burna's career.but,i bet if you are told that, that picture is your President's mother,it wouldnt sit well with you right?

SimplyFacts:
I was so disturbed during the service. I really didn't want to go back to teaching after service because I thought it wouldn't add any more values to my career. I have about 9 years teaching experience already. My PPA (in agreement with their PTA board) was even planning to retain me. So, I wrote a Telecomm company in Lagos for an internship program. As God would have it, I was asked to resume on POP day. Having informed them, during the interview, that I would be rounding off in October, they had to give me a week for the final clearance & POP stuff. I resumed the following week & now working with a team in OYO state. It's a good start for me,,,, I think,,,, as I'm learning something different from theoretical classes.

May God bless our efforts & make our ways straight

Good day bro
Its interesting how you got employed in that telecom company.
I just finished last year.Electrical and telecom engineering,and i'm hoping i could start up as an intern...
I'd like us to talk extensively on it
Hopefully you get to see this and reply.i'd really appreciate it
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paulolee:
not all guys are sexually hungry like u think..if u engage ur mind with productive tinz like work or learning a skill or reading books...u would know dt d urge for sex do come especially wen u bored or lonely..

Bullshit
I've seen workaholics crave madly for sex.

Canvass:
Please educate me. That picture up there has relevance not because Fela, the legend, was doing his professional business with someone sometimes in the past. It is relevant because Burna is hot.
I now ask, does what Burna's mom did professionally ages ago in that picture has to do with the quality of the art that Burna is producing that's taking him to Grammy every year? Was Bose Ogulu the only woman Fela did something like that with? Are all the other women's children churning out world renowned art too? How do we link that picture to Burna's success if Femi, Seun and Dede Mabiaku already told us Fela would never ask you to be like him but find your own path in this world.
Another subject, another time, I would agree with the point you are trying to make up there but on this, I beg to disagree and that won't make me ignorant or apathetic. I don't think your argument is superior or inferior. I understand you have your own mind and that's great but calling other people names and saying they are the problem of the world cos they don't agree with you just ain't cool. We need to respect others opinions.

Bros relax and understand the angle he's looking at things
Yes!, it has no effect on Burnaboy's career. However, if burna boy was in another World. Say, the political world or religious world.Bro,that picture up there would be a problem

I'm interested
2.1 in electrical / electronics engineering
No masters...do I still qualify?

mj31:
U are right

What's making her right?
Because she's a hawker that hawks oranges?
What made you better than her?
Because you don't hawk oranges?
That's it?
It's high time we stop this standard bullshit
Na condition make crayfish bend... He still no stop mking am fish
She's a hawker today doesn't mean her story no fit Change.
If guy man finds her more appealing to have sex with, who are we to judge?

Is it compulsory we use chicken to celebrate Christmas.
If it goes that high, what's stopping me from buying a goat then.mk Ona dey well o

emeijeh:
Pre-VAR era.

The stupid ref should have known that the short Maradona cannot head a ball that a tall goalkeeper had also gone for.

He saw the players protesting, yet he turned a deaf ear to their pleas.

It's the world cup finals.what you see, feel and know should be what you say....

paulolee:
yes and am not expecting any preachings either...av bin preached to several times since I was young n I grew up to discover dt all dose preachings hardly relate or happens to real life struggles...its a dog eat dog surrounding we are in and ur preacher man won't tink twice abt eating you if dts his only solution to survive

WORD!!!

Parrie:
Bro......
Lemme tell you the shocking truth
That guy done dey Bleep your babe already.
Just move on and avoid a "see finish" situation

If you are really a lady
I'll believe you
Na only Bleep and money go make d gal no wan block the guy

Tonymegabush1:
Downloading all this guy track this nite..... I don dey miss ooo

Midnight browsing warrior

Orubebe01:
Reach nysc on twitter

Not a bad idea if you ask me
Just pray they get to see ur post
If they do, I think you'll get your solution

Globad:
How is the country wicked for this?

Shouldn't a dud cheque or a failed transaction come with charges or a penalty? What of the charges incurred by those two processed it? Who will pay?

If you don't have enough balance in your account, don't issue a standing order or direct debit, or cancel the one you have issued.

It is irresponsible to issue or sustain a direct debit on unfunded accounts. It's also criminal if it's for a service that you have already enjoyed.

On this one, I don't see why Nigeria is a wicked country as you have said unless you're willing to educate me on it.

I love your fancy write up... However
Is it necessary?
The charge or penalty i mean ?
What is it for?
That I want to steal from my empty account or I want to steal from CBN?
I can remember times I thought I had 20k in my account.... Without knowing I Spent 4k on something I didn't remember, I spent that money on... I walked to the ATM,pull out my debit card, Hit withdraw 20k.Then I get a transaction error kind of message and then get charged for it..... Is it fair on my part and many Nigerians I'm sure pass through such a couple of times?
Yes! It's foolishness on my part, for not knowing I had used 4k out of the money... But these days... Money come and go.Always having many needs to meet,yet always short of meeting them.
All I'm saying is, charging Nigerians for something this harmless, like transaction error,isn't a right move.No matter how big or tiny the charge might be

Good evening fellow punters
I funded my 1xbet account... They deducted the amount from my bank and still my bet account wasn't funded... Please how do i go about getting my account funded or getting my money back

Please I need help

Good evening fellow punters
I funded my 1xbet account... They deducted the amount from my bank and still my bet account wasn't funded... Please how do i go about getting my account funded or getting my money back

Please I need help

thorpido:
Who's going to read all these balderdash?

He's making sense actually