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RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by djeezy(m): 12:08pm On Apr 17, 2016
BumBae:
Djeezy did u get the pics yet dont see it on ur nl profile nao sad
You didn't send me d pics
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by djeezy(m): 9:48am On Apr 16, 2016
BumBae:
Cant u crop it , sure they have apps dat do that . huh
Lemme see if there are any apps.
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by djeezy(m): 8:06am On Apr 16, 2016
BumBae:
Snapchat embarassed u know im a grandma lol wts dat grin

I got the storage send it even if its on hour ,it would be like a reality programme wink
hahahaha send via what platform?
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by djeezy(m): 7:47am On Apr 16, 2016
BumBae:
Thanks kiss

She's been verified now ur support and vote needed pls ..
Ps still aint seen bday pics oh sad
You didn't see cuz ur not on snapchat.lol I told u to join.
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by djeezy(m): 7:40am On Apr 16, 2016
BumBae:
Sweetheart have i got your vote embarassed
Djeezy
Yea sure. Always here baby.
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by djeezy(m): 7:39am On Apr 16, 2016
I nominate mimzy.

cc: dygeasy.
RomanceRe: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [female Edition] *day 1* by djeezy(m): 11:37am On Apr 04, 2016
BumBae:
kiss wait let me look at dat ur yummy dp ...

Ahhhhh it is well smiley

Ok naijaboiy no confirm so dunno .. Wasnt sure if u were busy or not . embarassed
Am busy but could squeeze out time when I know when it's going down. I just don't get mentions.
RomanceRe: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [female Edition] *day 1* by djeezy(m): 3:42pm On Apr 03, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
angry you stood her up......I'm playin'.You here now...Kay.
I've checked the wooing order. She isn't scheduled to woo today. I've been so busy. Howz u
RomanceRe: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [female Edition] *day 1* by djeezy(m): 3:21pm On Apr 03, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Potbelly
...Anyway find somebody else ta woo since yours ain't show
I've entered appearance. lol
RomanceRe: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [female Edition] *day 1* by djeezy(m): 3:19pm On Apr 03, 2016
BumBae:
Lol dont even have my woo lines ready grin was going to woo djeezy dunno wer he is , his hiding cry
Who u gonna woo ?
Am right here baby.
RomanceRe: The 2016 Wooing Challenge [female Edition] *selection Thread* by djeezy(m): 6:03am On Apr 01, 2016
BumBae:
Wooing Butch or djeezy or any hench dude lol

Cc naijaboiy


Why didnt u call me ? @ naijaboiy
grin
RomanceRe: Rich, Classy Boys That Can Dress by djeezy(m): 1:15pm On Mar 29, 2016
Good thing you called them "boys". All I see there is swag, real men dress classy.
RomanceRe: Ladies When A Guy Ask For Bikini Photos by djeezy(m): 9:58pm On Mar 17, 2016
BumBae:
Girls dont do that angry
Oya how many have u come across. None

So the guys should if they really wanna see it if not then he can look at her face all day long smiley thats fair


Some chics look different in bikinis too like if they have tiny boobs or something it wont be too revealing ..
I will just take her swimming instead.lol Sweetie it is not a fair deal. Like seriously people post bikini pics on social media. So why would a guy send a girl his uncle picture as leverage just to see one? It is absolutely ridiculous.
RomanceRe: Ladies When A Guy Ask For Bikini Photos by djeezy(m): 9:46pm On Mar 17, 2016
BumBae:
So ...
This happened

When a lady is asked to send bikini shots from a guy, is it not fair to ask For the guy to send naked picture of his face down to his toes , For INSURANCE purpose ( incase he leaks it)


What do you think ? Is this a fair deal

Bashing is allowed
Crying is allowed
Laughing is allowed
Serious opinion is also allowed





grin
When you walk into a room and see a woman wearing pant and bra. She will yell at you in shame and disgust to leave the room for seeing her unclothedness. That same girl will wear bikini and walk around. And even post her bikini pictures on social media. Are they not d same thing? As for the guy sending his nude as insurance trust me it's not worth it. Who says girls can't leak pictures?
RomanceRe: Which Nairalander Have You Kissed by djeezy(m): 11:07am On Feb 07, 2016
lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: That Moment When You Receive A Strong Beating From Your Opponent -pix by djeezy(m): 10:59am On Feb 04, 2016
lol grin
RomanceRe: Allow Her Go Through Your Text Or Shave Ur Beard? by djeezy(m): 8:55pm On Jan 16, 2016
Go through my text. Even if I decide to shave, it will still grow back in a week or two. cc twaci
RomanceRe: --- Sexy Light Skin Men--- by djeezy(m): 10:07am On Jan 16, 2016
Nubian113:
I'm very well thanks for asking... And yourself?
I'm in fine fettle.
RomanceRe: --- Sexy Light Skin Men--- by djeezy(m): 7:26am On Jan 16, 2016
Nubian113:
Djeezy coming to check if his fine ass is on here grin


No it's not one of those threads tongue
Lol, you're so funny. How are you?
RomanceRe: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by djeezy(m): 8:35am On Jan 09, 2016
KashyBaby:
I won't say mine tongue
Pray tell.
RomanceRe: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by djeezy(m): 8:29am On Jan 09, 2016
I was in the sitting room and a friend of mine was banging this nymphomaniac who apparently likes it huge down there . The following conversation ensued as he interpolated her forbidden Apple in the cause of nooky.

Girl: Put na!!!!!
Boy: Haba I don put, e don finish.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's Your Greatest Fear In Life...come Stop By And Share... by djeezy(m): 7:00am On Jan 09, 2016
Afraid of failure and poverty.


Afraid of what may happen after death.

Afraid of loosing the ones I love.
RomanceRe: Whats Your Real Name? by djeezy(m): 9:21pm On Jan 07, 2016
Elton.
RomanceRe: Which Is More Tolerable In A Relationship; Body Odour Or Mouth Odour by djeezy(m): 8:44am On Jan 06, 2016
None. Both are like atomic bomb.
RomanceRe: What Is Ur Definition Of Honeymoon by djeezy(m): 8:43am On Jan 06, 2016
It's not just to have sex. Let's say you travel abroad for your honeymoon, are you saying the days you'll spend there, you both will be having sex every day, 24hrs? If the answer is not in the affirmative, in between those hours are fun related activities they can indulge themselves in. Savvy?
RomanceRe: All Married Men Cheat On Their Wives by djeezy(m): 8:40am On Jan 06, 2016
Op there are exceptions. Don't talk about what you don't know.
RomanceRe: Guys Between A Talkative And Shy Girls Who Do You Find More Attractive? by djeezy(m): 10:29pm On Jan 05, 2016
A talkative? Depending on how you see it. Others may deem it outspoken. So talkative girl is the lesser evil.
RomanceRe: I Believe We Can Derive Satisfaction From Other Things Than The Real Sex by djeezy(m): 10:24pm On Jan 05, 2016
One things leads to another. *clears throat * datz all. The above mentioned can be satisfying in incomplete kinda way. Sex is sex and nothing beats a good sex.
RomanceRe: How To Overcome Masturbating? by djeezy(m): 10:21pm On Jan 05, 2016
Vjcray:
[size=14pt] well.. ..
For a start you will need a rubber band. . This may seem funny but it works.. .

Place a rubber band around your wrist. Every time you get the urge to masturbate, flick the rubber band. This will eventually condition you to associate masturbation with the pain, thereby deterring you from the act. The mere thought of masturbation may even cease to cross your mind.
Again, If you masturbate frequently because you feel lonely, find ways to be as socially engaged as possible. This means that you should join as many clubs or activities as you can, accept and give more invitations to people, and go out of your way to make more friends. If you want to date someone, consider asking a friend to set you up or join an online dating site.
Stop watching porn!! !. One of the reasons you may be masturbating so much is that you know that you can access porn within seconds if you want to. However, if you don't have the willpower to stop looking at the porn on your own, then you may have to take other measures to get the job done:
Consider installing porn-blocking software either on your computer or perhaps phone.. Of course you will know the password to bypass the blocking function, but just having it pop up will remind you of your priorities. You can also type a random password in a text file, copy and paste it when you enter your password and verify it, then delete the text file. Then, you will not be able to know the password of your own porn-blocker. This is the best way to keep you strong and spare you the struggle.


I typed this long epistle because I have been a victim before....

Cheers
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First time you're making sense. Nice one.
RomanceRe: Most Innapropriate Crush You Ever Had? by djeezy(op): 9:40pm On Jan 05, 2016
StrawberryCream:
Check ur pm
Replied.
RomanceRe: Most Innapropriate Crush You Ever Had? by djeezy(op): 9:13pm On Jan 05, 2016
I wonder who resurrected my thread.lol
RomanceRe: Most Innapropriate Crush You Ever Had? by djeezy(op): 9:13pm On Jan 05, 2016
StrawberryCream:
I know family matters oh .. But all good now
Ok i'll pm u later when i download
Matters of the heart grin Let's do WhatsApp instead.

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