Knowledge9000: Samsung Galaxy note 2...currently best phone in the world per consumer reviews...from actual owners. Battery half life is the best...can last for 3 days uncharged while still being used. Read online reviews on any phone site and it remains the best.
Motorola Startac...at its time, was equally the best phone. Still used it and turns eyes when I take it out and raise the antenna.


Now, 90% of Nigerians will say Blackberry. However, if they can lay their hands on Samsung Galaxy Note 2, trust me, they will throw away their TINY BLACKBERRY THAT YOU CAN'T SEE SH$IT OR TYPE ON. EVEN THE BLACKBERRY 10 IS A FAILED PRODUCT...MISTAKE DIALING REPORTED ACROSS THE BOARD BY USERS.

I use a Samsung Galaxy note 2 GT-N7100 it houses my Airtel line. ...
my Nokia 603 is my "Nokia torch", my MTN is stuck in there......Sony Xperia Z is my Glo with pride phone.




I sleep with all three of my beauties on my bed.

fckyourman: Making Films with ridiculous name

1) ASUU
2) Blackberry Babes.
3)My Sweet Potato
4)The Calculator.

Lastly is only in naija film where ghost can come back to life.

Hollywood movies get mumu names wey pass our own

When I was young I decided to go to medical school. At the entrance exam we were asked to rearrange the alphabets P E N S I & form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.Those who answered SPINE are doctors today, while the rest of us.......hmmmm.....well, the rest of us are on Nairaland trolling!!

geeez: They want to kii demselves over one house in Ikoyi

Meanwhile, the man's republic is not just uninhabitable but also can't command a N40m rent on a property when serviced flats already go for N25m and beyond in a city built through the ingenuity of Jakande and bastardized under the military but reinvented through the vision of Tinubu and powered by BRF

Good son. Your Daddy must be so proud of you!!! I never knew some humans survive without brains.

D 9ja film wey I watch yesterday with my babe....dead body dey coffin....younger brother to d deceased rush enter d room wia im brother dey lie in state and 9ja women full everywhere dey wail and shout....next tin wey I hear na "I don't believe this, Ikenna my brother can't be dead"....d guy rush open coffin cum see say na true say im bros don kpai instanta im own cry set in.....but d tin wey make we join them dey cry.....no be say I cry oooo but na d laugh wey I laugh bring tears cum my eyes.....ehen d tin be say as my guy open coffin, d dead body wey dey d coffin bin dey sweat profusely!!!

I just searched on google play store and saw it.....BBM for android is back on....rush to d store and download yours.....if u dont see it, search for it via google play store in ur browser and click on install, d install will start in ur phone automatically.

how dis news take affect Boko Haram.......will it stop Ombatse from Killing our soldiers?

I just dey stroll pass with my SAMSUNG GALAXY NOTE 2 and my NOKIA 603.....*he turns to his phones* "com'on now ladies, let's get the hell outta here"

kennyonthrone: Lol i win soon b a tiger....ma two bros re already tigers nd will in d'same home wit ma oda siblings watz d'big deal livin wit a tiger......LWKMD!to many am nt maakin sense bt 2 some i am

Like dis post if u grab wat am sayin

Aye Apache!!! LMFAO

chidindufrank: The military should use a chemical weapon against Boko Haram

u don talk am now......na Boko Haram go first use am.

_anatomy_01: Wait for 5mins before doing anything cos they WILL take it again

u read my mind.......lolzzzzz

sKeetz:

Una no go kee me !!!

So jim Iyke is now a born again


End time deliverance

Seun no go tell u but na me first like ur comment jooor.......still ROTFLMFAO

and 26.7mill is supposed to bring them back from the dead? abi e go prevent d one wey go happen again in 2 yrs time?

SMH.

so guy will u apologize now for calling me "jobless".....or should I give u a piece of my mind?

Already pinging with my samsung galaxy note 2......since 4 am.

I was just lazing about online when I came across a new working apk for BBM on Android. This time around, it works.
I've already setup d app and I can tell u guys it's pure bliss!!!

lemme post some screenshots.

Akin-David:
Thought Nigeria should come after Nassau but conspicuously missing.

Guy u no see Lagos on the list? nawa to u ooooooo
But me na diehard Samsung fan.....I still dey wait for 4.3 Jelly bean update for my Note 2......hope they release it before end time tins........

Pls pals I want to know the answer to this question.....but personally I prefer Pepsi (just my opinion though).

The question is Pepsi and Coke/Coca cola which one tastes better?

e be like say Boko Haram don dey produce am.....maybe na dia product wey u drink.

mobuch:

Rubbish, kinder gatten question and kindergatten nairaland.
Which useless moderator put this thrash on the frontpage.?
Nairaland is becoming silly this days and i think its time to port to another site.

All work and no play makes Jack/mobuch a dull dude.
BTW which site do you want to port to....Linda Ikeji?

76......oya hand over my goody bag sharp sharp.

but as I look am second time e b like say d tin cum dey 72........I no fit see clearly again







Signs of End time

God is not partial u say?.......how then do u explain d case of David, Uriah n Bathsheba (hope I got d names right)......he slept with her and murdered her husband and what did God do to HIM(David himself, not his generations till d end of time)? Lemme tell u....God did nothing.

David counted d Israelites and God started killing them he didn't touch David....WTF....

But somewia in d bible during d time of David, God struck down a man called Uzzah...and what was his great evil that warranted d Almighty killing Uzzah himself? He wanted to steady d ark of God!!!

Uzzah went against God's injunction right......but let's not forget that David did worse.....he ate d Showbread meant for Priests alone and even gave some to his friends and God smiled and said "this is a man after my heart"

so many instances abound in d bible....make una go do una own research like the Bereans and stop being Sunday Sunday medicine Zombie Christians.....Even d bible says "my people perish for lack of knowledge".

Personally I think women who wear trousers to Church are right. Feminine trousers are quite different from the type we men wear. And from what we know during Biblical times, Everybody wore "gowns"(atleast Jesus and his disciples did) and I guess even then, the men covered their heads as well when in the Synagogue, Sanhendrin, Temple, e.t.c.






Bikokwa unu egbula m egbu....O bu kwa enwegi aka oru dubara m n'echiche di otu a.

I don forget wetin I bin wan say...........






















ok.....I don remember.....he has graduated from small time thief to big time thief.

A three-month-old Indian baby has been repeatedly catching fire
because of a rare medical condition known as Spontaneous Human
Combustion (SHC).
Named Rahul, the baby boy first caught fire when he was nine days old.
His mother, Rajeshwari, rushed him to hospital in disbelief, after
watching her son burst into flames without any source of combustion in
the vicinity.
The baby has caught fire four times since birth and is receiving
treatment for burn injuries at the Kilpauk Medical College (KMC)
Hospital in the southern city of Chennai. He was admitted to the
hospital with the most recent burn injuries on 8 August.
Doctors say Rahul's condition could be the result of combustible gases
emitted from the skin's pores.
"The body burns spontaneously due to combustible gases emitting
from the patient's body, without any external source of ignition. Clothes
and other things nearby that are inflammable may also catch fire," Dr R
Narayana Babu, head of the paediatrics department at KMC, explained .
There is no complete explanation for SHC but some 200 such cases
have been reported over the last three centuries. There is not cure,
except continuous treatment for the burns, according to Dr Jayaraman,
the former head of the burns unit at KMC.
"20 years ago, we saw a similar case - of a 23-year-old man - but it
went undocumented. Several theories of SHC do the rounds but they
are vague and not backed by scientific proof. There is no special cure...
it can be treated like a regular burn injury," he told The Times of India.
For now, doctors say they can only ensure the baby stays away from
inflammable substances such as matchsticks, silks, kerosene oil, etc,
and also stays in controlled temperatures.
"An episode may or may not recur. It's like any other burn injury, with
the likelihood of scars and secondary infections. Plastic surgery is also
expected," Dr Babu concluded.


http://au.ibtimes.com/articles/498108/20130810/spontaneous-human-combustion-indian-baby-fire-chennai.htm

spongeback: What are they doing in Benin The only good thing that has ever come out from there is djimon honsou.

and Angelique Kidjo

In the light of recent developments, I feel compelled to make
this offering. Homosexuals have found voice. They have made
it clear they are here to stay. Everywhere war drumbeats can
be heard. The war formations on each side have the strangest
and unlikeliest of bedfellows- for the first time in a while,
Christians, Muslims and even atheists have rallied round the
same banner which effectively reads 'God made Adam for Eve,
not Steve'. The gay ranks seem just as eclectic and
accomodating, and everyone seems set for the final
showdown.
Now while it is easy to assume moral highground, I see the
need to keep things in proper perspective. Homosexuality, like
every other trait/vice has been around a long time. The first
biblical account dates back to Lot, a time when mankind
wasn't quite a thousand years old, by biblical reckoning.
There is the (unsavoury) remark made about the by apostle
Paul, which tells us they thrived in the Roman Empire. Before
that even, there is documented evidence Alexander the Great
was gay. And the list could go ever on and on.
At the time I didn't quite velieve homosexuality was real. I
wondered (and still do) what a man would exchange for the
tender giggling of a woman, heart flutter brought on by a gaze
into a beautiful face, a woman's juicy breasts, rounded hips,
perfectly designed 'microwave' for his 'sausage roll'.... What
could a man possibly leave all that for? A fellow stubble-
bearded man?? I didn't believe until I had a close shave
during my undergraduate days. I am no homophobe. I must
admit I've come to hold gays in some dread because I find
their idea of sex absolutely revulsing!
Having said that, I think we ought to be reasonable with them,
so long as the remain reasonable with us. And they mostly
are. There exist gay clubs where gays may socialize, so we
don't hear a lot about men raping men. I do not feel they
should be criminalized. What they do doesn't harm anyone.
Those who actually harm us roam free. I mean, when someone
steals pension funds ('I only stole N23b') and brokers a
N750,000 plea bargain, then ideally both the thief, his lawyer,
and the presiding judge should be placed in a straight line and
dispatched with a single shot between the eyes. Until that
happens, it would be unfair to punish homosexuals. It would
simply amount to a waste of judicial time. They will remain
with us whatever we do anyway, same way they survived
through the ages. Scriptures say 'these things should not
even be mentioned amongst you'.
It is the writer's view that they may be allowed to marry. They
may not, however, be allowed to adopt children. That would
infringe on the rights of the child to a father and a mother.
Now, there may come a day when conception becomes
possible independent of 'natural' stipulations. But until that
day, homosexuals may have to remain content with mutual
pleasure and company.
We do not presume to fight God's battles- He cleans up His
mess when He's ready. And that would include mean people
who get rigged into power, empty the common tills, and have
the audacity to proclaim to an accomodating church that 'all
constituted authority comes from above'.
Thank you for your time. I apologize if I have been offensive. I
was just thinking aloud.

MTN Nigeria you guys should make it possible for Nigerians to purchase mobile gadgets from your outlets at discounted rates on contract......That is the way it is done in the U S of A.....there, phones are bought on 2yrs contract with any of the network providers.....why can't same be done here?

We have been forced to register for National Identity cards. We have also been bullied, till we acquiesced NCC's request and registered our lines.....

What good are all these, if they can not be properly utilized in whatever verification needed to make things like my humble request happen?

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Mine is this photo.It is simply hilarious......still ROTFLMAO