₦airaland Forum

balogunsam:
ARE YOU A HUGE PHONE, FASHION ITEMS, ELECTRONICS, LAPTOPS BUYER/SELLER??

DO YOU WANT TO HAVE ACCESS TO HUGE LIQUIDATION STOCKS FROM WALMART, MACY'S HHEGG, DURACELL, SONY ETC??

DO YOU WANT TO FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME HAVE ACCESS TO WHERE MOST EBAY SELLERS STOCK PRODUCTS?

DO YOU WANT SALVAGE ITEMS, SHELF PULLS,OVERSTOCK, RETURNS,DAMAGED,PERFECTLY WORKING GOODS TO SELL?


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For real!!!......kinda like our own 'eBay'?

balogunsam:
Seller has shipped. He first sent the laptop to bestbuy for full system clean up and fresh os installation. He paid for 2 days fast shipping...let's hope its delivered tomorrow so it can depart USA on Friday.

Okay no problem... But he should have done that long before putting it on eBay for auction.... I just hope it gets to you before Friday.

balogunsam:
OMG....I'm so humbled sir....really humbled...thank you so much sir for these words...they mean much at a time like this. I WILL NOT CHANGE sir by God's grace....the demon that enters importers that makes them mess up on nairaland will not locate my thread and business in Jesus name!
God bless your business sir.

AMEN!!!! whoooooooooo Pastor Ride on!!!!!

balogunsam:
JUST WON THE SONY VAIO MACHINEEE!!!! We go wash this thing ooooo...

Intel Corei7 3rd generation
8GB RAM
1TB Hard Drive
Wifi
Webcam
Bluetooth
Backlit Keyboard
14.1 FULL HD Screen (TouchScreen)
Aluminium Stain-Proof Body
Windows 8
***also has 2GB Video Memory (for video editors, photo editors, gamers, designers etc)
....Now this is a good purchase!!!

Congrats Mr Chinomso....i don tell you say i go win am and i even won it $30 lesser than you planned!!! Send my crate of malt ooo

I'll mail you with the full invoice so we can make payment and have it leave USA coming friday!

I go tell Buhari make im consider u as running mate....seriously!!!
On a serious note, imagine say u win am wen dollar still dey 165!!!

balogunsam:
Your 20k deposit for bidding on the Sony VAIO has been received, Mr Chinomso (pardon my spelling oo). Now watching the laptop on 3D...wish me luck

Hahahahahah..... Wia u buy d 3D glasses from I go need one wey I go use dey observe my babe and siblings

I repented of my sins after watching this man 'cos I realized......with God, all things are possible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3LFfKe0Xr0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bESsLqwtTAU

Bantino: Are you sure that you are an igbo man? Why write ibo instead of igbo??

Anyway, igbo language is igbo language anywhere, no need to create some kinda divisions among the igbos

I can use Ibo or Igbo.....both mean same thing.
Maybe you haven't heard the Nsukka version.....yes Ibo language is Igbo language but the dialects differ.

I am an Igbo man from Abia State.....I speak the Umuahian version of Ibo and I believe it is the real Igbo Language.
But some of my peepz from other Ibo States think otherwise. So please Nairalanders(Ibo Nairalanders) help a brother out.
Which Ibo dialect is the main Igbo Nzugbe?

I wanna knw more about the new airtel absolute plan......I called customer care this morning and the lady that I spoke to was perplexed.....she'd never heard about the new plans. I ended the call sharpaly cos she almost confused me with her confusion....e dey too early in the day and year(2014) for dat kain tin.

Yesternite I found a way to unbrick the aforementioned fones (tnks to my Galaxy Note 2 for fast and steady connection with long lasting ba3 life)....It was fun all the way shaaa.
Just bear it in mind u'll pay for ur waybill to and fro.....and if u live close to Umuahia, u'll pay for ur tfare oooo


and the price per fone is FREE.

Are you a widow? Are you ready to be insulted by a governor?
If yes, then you stand a chance to win 2million naira in the
Edo State Governor's 'Go and Die' promo! Other consolation
prices include N500,000 from the PDP! To participate, text
'Oshiomole' to 33345. Hurry! Tell your friends and
neighbours! Promo runs till 2016 elections.

Are you a widow? Are you ready to be insulted by a governor?
If yes, then you stand a chance to win 2million naira in the
Edo State Governor's 'Go and Die' promo! Other consolation
prices include N500,000 from the PDP! To participate, text
'Oshiomole' to 33345. Hurry! Tell your friends and
neighbours! Promo runs till 2016 elections.

einsteino: i could buy the dead galaxy s2 if you are ready to sell... by the way, i buy dead galaxy s2, s3, note 1 and note 2

ok....so?

I don't know about you guys but this phone is a beautiful monster. My model is GT-N7100 with "sane chip".....Bought it on 09-08-2013(a very memorable day) and since then, I fall in love with it everyday. My galaxy s2 GT-I9100 had d "insane chip" and just died on me so I bought a galaxy s3 GT-I9300 but the phone almost frustrated me. It would just close apps on its own because of the small amount of free ram.....so I gave it to my little sister and got me a Note 2.

Knowledge9000: Samsung Galaxy note 2...currently best phone in the world per consumer reviews...from actual owners. Battery half life is the best...can last for 3 days uncharged while still being used. Read online reviews on any phone site and it remains the best.
Motorola Startac...at its time, was equally the best phone. Still used it and turns eyes when I take it out and raise the antenna.


Now, 90% of Nigerians will say Blackberry. However, if they can lay their hands on Samsung Galaxy Note 2, trust me, they will throw away their TINY BLACKBERRY THAT YOU CAN'T SEE SH$IT OR TYPE ON. EVEN THE BLACKBERRY 10 IS A FAILED PRODUCT...MISTAKE DIALING REPORTED ACROSS THE BOARD BY USERS.

I use a Samsung Galaxy note 2 GT-N7100 it houses my Airtel line. ...
my Nokia 603 is my "Nokia torch", my MTN is stuck in there......Sony Xperia Z is my Glo with pride phone.




I sleep with all three of my beauties on my bed.

fckyourman: Making Films with ridiculous name

1) ASUU
2) Blackberry Babes.
3)My Sweet Potato
4)The Calculator.

Lastly is only in naija film where ghost can come back to life.

Hollywood movies get mumu names wey pass our own

When I was young I decided to go to medical school. At the entrance exam we were asked to rearrange the alphabets P E N S I & form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.Those who answered SPINE are doctors today, while the rest of us.......hmmmm.....well, the rest of us are on Nairaland trolling!!

geeez: They want to kii demselves over one house in Ikoyi

Meanwhile, the man's republic is not just uninhabitable but also can't command a N40m rent on a property when serviced flats already go for N25m and beyond in a city built through the ingenuity of Jakande and bastardized under the military but reinvented through the vision of Tinubu and powered by BRF

Good son. Your Daddy must be so proud of you!!! I never knew some humans survive without brains.

D 9ja film wey I watch yesterday with my babe....dead body dey coffin....younger brother to d deceased rush enter d room wia im brother dey lie in state and 9ja women full everywhere dey wail and shout....next tin wey I hear na "I don't believe this, Ikenna my brother can't be dead"....d guy rush open coffin cum see say na true say im bros don kpai instanta im own cry set in.....but d tin wey make we join them dey cry.....no be say I cry oooo but na d laugh wey I laugh bring tears cum my eyes.....ehen d tin be say as my guy open coffin, d dead body wey dey d coffin bin dey sweat profusely!!!

I just searched on google play store and saw it.....BBM for android is back on....rush to d store and download yours.....if u dont see it, search for it via google play store in ur browser and click on install, d install will start in ur phone automatically.

how dis news take affect Boko Haram.......will it stop Ombatse from Killing our soldiers?

I just dey stroll pass with my SAMSUNG GALAXY NOTE 2 and my NOKIA 603.....*he turns to his phones* "com'on now ladies, let's get the hell outta here"

kennyonthrone: Lol i win soon b a tiger....ma two bros re already tigers nd will in d'same home wit ma oda siblings watz d'big deal livin wit a tiger......LWKMD!to many am nt maakin sense bt 2 some i am

Like dis post if u grab wat am sayin

Aye Apache!!! LMFAO

chidindufrank: The military should use a chemical weapon against Boko Haram

u don talk am now......na Boko Haram go first use am.

[quote author=_anatomy_01]Wait for 5mins before doing anything cos they WILL take it again [/quote]u read my mind.......lolzzzzz

sKeetz:

Una no go kee me !!!

So jim Iyke is now a born again


End time deliverance

Seun no go tell u but na me first like ur comment jooor.......still ROTFLMFAO

and 26.7mill is supposed to bring them back from the dead? abi e go prevent d one wey go happen again in 2 yrs time?

SMH.

so guy will u apologize now for calling me "jobless".....or should I give u a piece of my mind?

Already pinging with my samsung galaxy note 2......since 4 am.

I was just lazing about online when I came across a new working apk for BBM on Android. This time around, it works.
I've already setup d app and I can tell u guys it's pure bliss!!!

lemme post some screenshots.