10th to comment

Mine is this photo.It is simply hilarious......still ROTFLMAO

baby-boy:


You sound like the Ghanaians who cant stomach the fact that Alingo might be a nail in the coffin for Azonto. lol...some Ghanaians think that 'Azonto' is a national resource that must be protected. Una head no correct o...i swear. Yes o, Psquare copied ur Azonto,go and report Nigeria to United Nations...mumu people.

guy u re ill!!!!

Christians!!!!.....anyhw shaa, 2nd to comment

Pysam: weti the pastor do you nah? Is it not ok? abi is it you that placed him in the post naw. That you seek his remover

hmmm....Sir it should be "removal"....not "remover"....even d pidgin sef no soji.

jaymichael: bravo. NPF is working. please can you told us who have kills Bola Ige?

wen u go school na u bin dey carry first....clap for urself.

I lifted this up from somewhere. ......
1. Many African ladies will
end up
single for life because of media
exposure- it is so disheartening how a
lady will glue her eyes to a mobile
phone from morning till night, only to
raise it up to focus on television to watch
another celebrity entertainment channel.
Tell me, what else will dominate this
lady’s mindset aside how to live a fake
celebrity life being promoted on
television channels?
2. Many African ladies
now dislike
cooking and home chores just because
they have been totally brainwashed by
movies showcasing men playing the role
of women in a family, and due to
excessive exposure to modern media that
promotes gender-equality in a destructive
way that’s aimed at destroying the
unique African family setting that made
our previous African marriages
everlasting and envious to the westerns.
Now, with this attitude, how do you expect an
African man to desire to marry you
when he knows he is only buying more
headache and trouble than helper for
himself?
3. Excess makeup turns most
decent
and serious-minded men off- if you
have observed, you will discover that
most men dislike excessive makeup, and
more don’t even like it at all; reason they
often times encourage their true loved ones to
do away with it is because it speaks ill
of a lady even though so many men
will applaud and complement you for
looking like an Egyptian mummy. A
slight makeup is okay; but if you are
out for marriage, try always to look simple and
natural, it will attract better
men, decent and serious-minded, except
you are still living in your high school
life and not thinking towards marriage.
4. Stop giving your number to every Tom, Dick & Harry! No man would
want to propose marriage to a lady
who's always on the phone, talking and
laughing, making unserious calls. You may
not be a playgirl, but he would judge you as
one, and will likely flee at the
slightest chance or disagreement.
5. You don’t
bring any value into the
life of men you date or are dating-
because your best friend married without
contributing anything to the man that
finally married her, doesn’t mean it
will work for you that way. Think, work towards
equipping yourself so
that you can be a value and also add
value to his life to convince him that you
are worth committing to. Adding value
to his life isn’t all about giving him money,
or material gifts, nope….good counsels, being
his best friend, helping him
attain his goals in life, lending him
moral, mental and spiritual support, and
by not just being a liability that only
brings requests and problems to be
solved.
6. Your friends run your life- how do
you expect to find a husband when you
still allow your clique of friends to be
dictating which man you meet is worthy
of your love and which is not? When
will you wake up and face the fact that those
your best friends even though they
cherish you, wouldn’t want you to marry
before them or to marry the better man?
7. You give everything out when
dating- As a single lady who has not
been taken to the altar, you need to
reserve some things for your husband to
be, especially your body. Respect it and
preserve it at all cost. In the past, men rushed
to marry to get certain things or
privileges they had been constantly
denied while being single. Such
privileges include and not limited to:
constant sex and companionship, good
food and tidied home, etc. But today, a single
man gets even the best and of
course more of constant sex, good food
and excellent home-keeping more than
his married counterparts, so tell me how
the hell you want him to desire to marry
you when you have given him virtually
everything he desires from a wife
while being his girlfriend? And the
most painful part of it all is that he
knows that you are prepared to cut down
on sex supply, cooking, home-keeping,
etc once he marries you, so why won't he
want you to remain his girlfriend
for life?
8. You package yourself wrongly- in
your attempt to look sexy, adorable and
maybe appealing to guys, you have
derailed from appealing to appalling.
In fact you look more whorish than
modest; more distractive than attractive, and
more disgusting than adorable. Your
dressing style determines who gets
attracted to you most times. If you dress
high school, only high school-
thinking guys will be attracted to you,
and if you dress excessively sexy and
provocative, only randy men will come
to you for urgent satisfaction of their
immediate sexual urge, so don’t be fooled
by media hyping of certain kinds of
dressing, they are meant for certain set
of ladies you wouldn't like to be associated
with, be careful. Remember,
not all clothes that look sexy are good
for a seriously searching for a soul
mate single lady.
9. You lack manners,
character, wisdom
and good home upbringing-
definitely, your ‘hot girl’, ‘pretty girl’,
‘sexy girl’ looks will win you so many
men; both the good, and the bad, but
your inner beauty, your character and manner
are the things that will
determine whether any of those men
would stay or run after accomplishing
their evil missions. In other words, do
away with nagging, being possessive,
challenging men in negative ways, the
mentality of ‘what a man can do a
woman can do better’, is a lie the Devil has
used to deceive and destroy so many
ladies today, please do away with it.

Brand_new: I sincerely hope it's not you

nope not me....I aint got a gal atm talkless fiancée.....I dey OMO for d time being.

One of my friends asked me this same question like 10mins ago and I was lost for words....abeg make una help me answer am.....because I dey suspect say im babe of 2yrs don finally f-up...he hasn't opened up yet.
Can u damn d consequences and marry ur gal who u know cheated on you just once?

Rock is the real thing. ......Blues and Pop talk about girls and love all the time
Rap and Hip hop and RnB are about money, killing, hating
Raggae talks about oppression and ganga
Rock talks about life in reality.....the way we live it.

Hoobastank
Linkin Park
Avril Lavigne and her band
Nickleback
Maroon 5
Smash mouth
Mean Mr Mustard
ColdPlay
Bon Jovi
MLTR (Michael learns to rock)

Hello, i am new to this forum,please how can
i comment on this thread.... tanx

Over the years, I've noticed that whenever it's that time of the year for Shiloh, most Living Faith(winners chapel) car owners fix shiloh flags in and on their cars. Recent development shows that RCCG adherents have followed suit. Funny thing is; knowing Nigerian Pastors and their antics, I won't be surprised if in the near future dey add a "HolyGhost church anthem" to it. And maybe in years to come, they may even start looking for autonomy or total independence- Vatican Style!!!

Na Flash we dey Flash by Timi Dakolo. The song is simply tight and funny, it's a reminder of when GSM was kicking off(2004/2005). Then, I'd spend 3k everyday just to be able to open wapsites and download one or two java games on my SonyEricsson K700i!!!

On my BB it is "Chicks dig giant robots" MegasXLR theme song.

Overlord999:
Guy where did you get a 32gb micro sd for 4k

at Saint Michael's road Aba.....a Class 6 SanDisk

malele: Dey should go to esut and try that mess, the massacre the villagers will witness will look like a military invasion in that village

I dey tell u bro....Agbani Community no fit try dis shit.....no community or school fit terrorize esut.....na only esut students fit do am........and d only military wey fit handle us, na military juju.......infact if dey need justice, make dem cum tell us ooooo.....we go carry justice cum dia dormot.

question: Meanwhile, Before his death, Steve Jobs (may his i-soul RIP) forgot to teach Apple techs guys how to create a functional Map apps.

May his isoul RIIP(rest in iPeace).....
dats wat we need in life iPeace....I've got a patent on dat word though and I'll sue u if u infringe.

ebukaeze00:


IM SO LOVING THIS

1 where do you get your infos from.....dude iphones stopped scratching from the 4th generation ie iphone 4, 4S and 5 dont scratch
2 did you just say camera back off the iphone 5 is in retina display and has a 8MP camera 3264x2448 pixels, autofocus, LED flash and can shoot videos up to 1080p,so calm down and stop bluffing
3 hmmmmmm okay about the non expandable memory, you have a point there.... but you can use remote servers such as Dropbox
4 stop mentioning resolutions here..... the iphone 5 has a resolution of about 640 x 1136 pixels
5 Bluetooth? is that your problem? well theres a solution to that.... with a jailbroken iphone you can exchange files over bluetooth with iBluenova or ibluetooth(ios 2&3)then celeste bluetooth (ios 4&5) but all these would be done via cydia

6 Slavery to itunes? hell no once an idevice is jailbroken you can use a file manager tool named ifile to browse through your files so you can copy and paste from your desktop or use applications like xilisoft or ifunbox

7 conversion of files is just a waste of time bro.... theres a VLC player for the iphone so all you need to do is paste any media format on the vlc player via flie sharing and thats it

8 i've explained that already......you can watch any media file on your iphone through VLC Player.....

9 why buy music from itunes store..... install safari download manager plug-in with the help of cydia and download anything on the go from the internet

10 with all ive just said here i wanna let you all know that almost everything is possible with your iphone and if you wanna get to talk to me more or if youre having any problem with your idevice or you wanna perform a factory unlock for iphone 4,4S or 5 (AT&T only), jailbreak or get as much as 200 Apps and games (FIFA, PES, ASSASINS CREED, NFS etc) holla at me

appleprokid93@gmail.com
BB PIN 290BBA54
08033847320.... Thanks

I suggest u go back and verify ur facts on #s 1,5 and 6........I dnt wanna bash d oda point let's just focus on these.....The iPhone 5 still scratches outta d box and apple says it normal!!!
The Bluetooth tin u wrote about, I bet that transfers files between similar devices(iPods, iPhones,iPads) with d same Bluetooth app.
U still need a PC for those......my younger is always messing up with that ifunbox thingy just to put ordinary audio tracks into his iPhone 4s.

infolekan: 1. The samsung doesn't scratch while the iphone 5 does.
2. The camera is better on the S3 than the iphone 5. Even the iphone 4S has a better battery.
3. I've used up the memory on my iphone 3gs 16G since & have to keep deleting stuff on it everytime I want to add stuff. Non expandable memory is a problem.
4. 326 & 320 ppi are both the same thing to a naked eye so resolution isn't much to brag about.
5.No bluetooth connectivity to receive files like pictures & music on the go in Iphone
6. No slavery to itunes to do everything from adding a picture to loading music.
7. Its basically not for someone who isn't a tech savie....lots of format need to be converted on itunes.
8. Video formats like divx & others not supported.
9. Can't even go into other features like the warped maps on iphone 5, purplish tinge to the camera and the fact that the itunes store isn't a fully functional one in Nigeria(& I don't expect anyone to reply to this last statement unless you're using an iphone personally & I've tried to buy music from their store)
10. Can't exhaust the list.

Mheeeeen....u just took the words right outta my mouth!!!

adanny01: I just bought an original spare battery for my sgs2 for #3500 and an 8gb micro sd to expand my 16gb internal for just #4000. With #7500 av upgraded my sgs2. I can now carry more movies to last me a whole boring week! I can watch more hours of movies or more gaming time and comfortably watch my movies with a 4.3" screen at no extra cost. Thats my sgs2 oh. Show me an iPhone that can do that, even the famous iPhone 5. Plus do you know the price difference between 16 and 32gb iPhone?
On quality, i give it up to the iPhone.

Nawa ooo.....I dunno 'bout d battery....but I bought a 32GB sandisk microsd for #4000...infact I bought 4 of those and shared em amongst my close pals....now my SGS2 has a total storage of 48GB.....still cheaper than a 16GB iPhone 4S.

Gbyte:

You are not exactly right about the sentence in bold, and the issue about map not working here, I won't know what you guys mean by that but really I can even locate myself with Find my Iphone and that works with map doesnt it ?

Upgrade ur iPhone to ios6.....try ur "Locate Myself" ish.....na for Imo river we go find ur remains...for naija, na Nokia map be king.....closely followed by google map......I map or whatever it's called no dey radar.....and FYI prior to IOS6, d default "I map", na google map with ios theme......lolzzzzzz