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AllBlack:
You should have quietly and humbly taken the correction but see how you wrote this garbage with so much confidence because of empty vessel level pride. This is how people like you wear suit and tie and mislead people especially in public places like this.

What school did you attend to learn such? Did any of your teachers even bother to teach you about VOWEL SOUNDS & CONSONANT SOUNDS or were they busy selling egusi in class? What was your score in JAMB (ENGLISH alone)?

I dey correct you and you dey try TEACH me? Telling me NOT THE ACTUAL LETTER? Please, what sound does the letter make?

Show me where it has become valid to use AN right before a word starts with H as regards places; I dare you.

Typo? You deliberately added N to A and you want to tell me about Typo? I have been typing on keys (Typewriter) before keyboards came into existence and I know a Typo when I see one. Look at the the distance between A and N then shamelessly mention Typo again.

An Honourable Member
An Honest Mistake
An Hour

Dude, shut the fcvk up make we hear wetin dem dey talk

This man was seen yesterday, 22nd January 2026, in World Bank Housing Estate, Umuahia, Abia State. A tight knit community, where everyone knows everyone. He simply was out of place. When some residents asked him who he was, where he came from and where he was headed, he took off like a rocket. Even Usain Bolt in his prime had nothing on this dude. Before anyome could react, he had disappeared and hasn't been seen till now. Everyone should be at alert, they are checking out our terrain.

Putindbutt:
Everybody is now using Tinubu's name for relevance...

Wike - We are for Tinubu 2027

Fubara - We are standing on his mandate

OUK, Theodore Orji, Ikpeazu - We are for Renewed Hope

Alex Otti - You cannot force enmity between Tinubu and I, our friendship dates way back. Tinubu has continually shown support for my Administration.

It's all good, we're loving the support for the President but I have a piece of advice for Alex Otti. Otti must stop Obidients from pushing him into a pit, those online mob are always on the losing side. The way they are overrating Otti, you would think it's nothe same Otti that ruined Diamond Bank, that Pascal Dozie had to sell it to Access Bank. Only God knows if the old man will be able to forgive Otti in his grave.

Why did the President not go to Abia state when he was invited by Otti to come and commission some projects?. Why did the President send Umahi instead?. Meanwhile the President went to Anambra and Enugu states to commission bigger and better projects.

It only tells you that not everyone can be fooled. If he commission Julius Berger signpost or commission a drainage channel or a water fountain, Obidients will hype him as the best Governor after slice bread. All those less than 2km roads at 2billion naira per km and then repainting major roads built by OUK.

Otti should caution Obidients from hyping him to a fall, so that he can focus on real governance and less on paid PR.

I have never seen a more nonsensical comment since I joined this platform. Jesus Christ! There are levels to stupidity, na today I see am

orisa37:
THAT MAN DIDN'T KNOW J E S U S, SO HE DIED USELESSLY!!!

If this is your response, then you don't know Jesus.

DomPerignon:
I will not celebrate mediocrity and corruption


If you have set such a low bar in governance , then celebrate your mediocrity on your own .

I am pissed because I see your fellow obidient propagandists here saying Otti is the best governor in Nigeria were this is totally false.


He might be the best thing to happen to.that your worst governed state since 1999 but he is in no way the best governor in Nigeria.

If anything , he is dragging position with the last 3 disasters that have governed Abia state.

You've never been to any state outside your place of birth. So, shut it

DaniDani:
See marginalisation, no key project in Ngwa, road a to c, Abia north, Otti remove your masks and stop pretending to come from isialangwa, it no more hidden

All the things he has been doing in Aba nko? Abi Aba no follow for Ngwa again?
PDP moda4ka

Correct! The Mayor shouldn't have thrown his weight around like he did. Well, fate has humbled him, just a tiny bit, through Father P

It is called a Meerkat. Anybody wey don watch Lion King suppose know naaa.

NwaAmaikpe:



A whitelady that married a blackman against the will of her people, gave him a stay in the country, spoils him silly with gifts and worships the ground he steps on will readily smash his phone out of sexual frustration.
Sex is not a want, it is a need.
That is why it is called S.EX, meaning So Esssential.

The Bible says in Songs of Solomon 8;4, "do not awaken love till it is it's time" because the Bible knows that once you have tasted sex or orgasm, it becomes a need for your body that must be sustained.

You cannot fool nature.
Pastors tell us to be celibate but the Lord in his infinite wisdom sends his angels to give us wetdreams so that we can ejaculate and maintain our sanity.
Yet the same pastor will tell us we have spirit wives and spirit husbands rather than tell us to respond better while making love in our dreams.

Biology may call this wetdreams, but reality proves it is simply water finding its level.

People do very irrational things just for sex and it is called sex-deprivation-induced-temporary-insanity.
A married man will lie that his wife is dead so he can furk a stranger, normal people will shag imbeciles and madwomen, even classy ladies will molest school children due to the chemical imbalance that exists when there has been insufficient or no sexual release.

That's why our eyes clear when we cum, but it does not actually clear, we regain our sanity.
Absalom didn't know it was incest till he ejaculated; suddenly he couldn't stand the same lady he was once obsessed about.

The court will acquit a man who shot his wife dead after walking in on her cheating, likewise it will acquit a woman who strangled her lover to death while straddling him in the course of lovemaking; because both could be attributed to temporary insanity in the throes of passion.

Just like I'd blame women who sex-starve their husbands and then they end up doing outrageous things like shagging a donkey or masturbating in public buses, I'd also blame this man for withholding his preek.

Sex is not overrated, it is actually underrated.

After oxygen and food, the next basic need of an adult is good sex.
Never underestimate the power of a good preek, 82% of all bitter women are preek deprived, while 70% of all core women-haters are involuntary celibates.

If you have a man, open your legs for him more than you open your Bible. Because the former will save that relationship while the later will also confirm to you that while respect is the block of a union, sex is it's mortar.

Absalom? Your Bible gave you the wrong name.

Antichristian2:
His image does not exist. Even in films he's not represented like Jesus. So the comparison is faulty.

You are clearly very unintelligent

Who the fork is this one again?

judatech:
Will the marriage fly?

Dude I logged in just to like your comment. Now take it and shut up!

Nobody send una

ajimo54:
It is a private company doing this not Abia State. Many of Abians wont be able to afford the electricity bills. It is not moimoi o!

Do you know what "PPP", as used in that article, means?

ajepako:
Abeg how much is land in Abia

Abia people, shey una go welcome fairly used 50 year old fagin from Lagos?

Fagin or not, I go personally welcome you.

God bless my Baba!

3triple:
Hello guys, M22 here, I have a very oily face with constant pimples attacking it, I’ve used a lot of things from those tube creams usually in pharmacies to locally made black soaps but my face still remains the same, they work for some time but it’s like my face adapts to them, I really don’t know. Do you guys have any tips for me? I’ll attach a pic of the skin if it’ll help… thanks

No dey bath with hot water. I repeat, NO DEY BATH WITH HOT WATER.

Dude if na you dey that video, you talk too much! Just stfu already! Abeg!

plaindealer:
https://saharareporters.com/2023/11/05/pretenders-government-how-abia-state-being-fleeced-michael-nwabueze

Baba I live in Umuahia. For 24yrs, PDP pillaged and raped Abia State. Name just 1 legacy project PDP left in Abia State. Name 1. Just 1. If I know where you dey live, na to come give you better beating.

Una no go wound person with Laff!

Persephone1:
[i]"Marry a typical Nigerian Man at your own peril"

When I type these words, it's not from a place of hate towards men ( I don't hate anybody) It is from careful analysis of marriages to Nigerian Men which mostly lack genuine love, empathy and kindness. Nigerian Marriages are mostly driven by "needs" and "means" to an end. Too systematic and unnatural and the one with the highest bargaining chip gets the most benefit.

Our mothers didn't teach us enough about Men. They didn't know either until they got married, unfortunately they are still learning about Men too. That is why the popular saying "Ile oko ile eko ni" (Your husband house is a school) is usually the soothing balm to unfavourable experiences a wife has with her husband. One question I always ask myself when I hear these words as parting words of advice for young wife is. Does that mean she is getting married into a strange,unknown and possibly unfavourable world? Why represent her husband as an unending course? And will she ever graduate and be relieved of painful lessons?. Ask these women these questions and they will shake their heads in mockery but the truth is, They weren't taught enough about the Men they are getting married to. How would they when they didn't know who they are either. To understand another person there must be a certain level of self awareness you have reached yourself. This way you have enough level of intelligence to be a perfect judge of character. But when a woman believe all she needs to be is a good cook and good konji reliever then all she will seek is a man who has Kitchen and bed.


Men are the worst in this joke of an institution. Configured to believe all they need to posses is Financial ability to provide. The upbringing of the typical Nigerian Man is very very wrong. Trained with little to no empathy,kindness, self care, sense of belonging, self love but burdened with sense of responsibility brought up like a robot to "provide" only. Most Nigerian men are robotic minded, unable to connect emotionally without aide yet this men are expected to naturally see their brides as a part of themselves. Wishful thinking if you ask me. And when some men luckily achieve this, the society (Men and Women) mock him. Aside this, they don't readily know what they want and are easily tossed by the society.

We create a society devoid of emotional engagement but want the benefits emotions birth. Compassion and affections brings liberty, a man who lacks these will see his wife as his slave and property, he gets to do with her what he seem best and not what is good for her. We really have a long way to go as a Society.

Nigerian Men make terrible horsebands

You have been meeting bad men.

No be His Vexcellency be this?

Imbeciles!

If dem no open am to all Nigerians, make we know many Kano indigenes are qualified. Na Almajiri go do the job?

Jokers! Tụfịakwa!

Blaze14k:
I would like to use this opportunity to seek guidance based on the issue I have on ground. I believe it's igbos especially elderly person who is in a better position to give me a reasonable explanation. I told my mum my girlfriend is from ohafia, abia state and she instantly told me I can't get married to her. Her reason is because people from ohafia, arochukwu, izombe, and few other places in abia state are regarded as OSU. I complained to other members of my family but they also rejected her.

I have made some research personally and found out people from other part of igboland marry from those places. Now my question is why are they strongly rejecting her cos it doesn't make sense to call everybody from different local government in abia state OSU.

I've made more research on the girls family and found out they are king makers and her father belongs to eze's cabinet.

Her father and mine are no longer alive. They both have a traditional title and belong to eze's cabinet too. Please I need your advice cos I really want marry this girl. I also know that people encounter alot of difficulties when they want to get married. So I need a clarification from someone who has extensive knowledge on igbo tradition. Thank you

Abam, Ohafia and Arochukwu were the ones who made others slaves(Osu) in the past, so there is NO WAY they can be called slaves. Maybe your family line has slaves in it and your people are scared of being found out.

turmacs:
How i wish someone as rich as this guy can come and marry me like this, heiii God i will sing praises to thee for the rest of my life..Oh lord, he doesn't have to be a young man, even if he's in his 60's or 70's, I'll forever be grateful...Ohh, Lord, i don't want to end up with a broke ass Nigeria man boy, who's older than 23 years, but doesn't have a car, a house, and not upto 100 million naira in his bank account, keep me away from such failures in da mighty name of Jesus, amen..

You dey find engagement abi? Go Twitter. Meanwhile, show me your account statement, I wan check something.

Pakute:
Ayam sorry but anytime i dey hear dis so called yam festival dey make me to laugh. But my question is, how is yam part of ibo culture?, did ibos discover yam?, is there no ibo word for yam?, why not use your indigenous language for the festival rather than English.

Yam is called Ji in Ìgbo language.
New Yam Festival is Iri Ji

Flathead8:
Una go act ignorantly with your sophisticated wrapped, myopic and delusional mindset understanding of things you have no idea about!

Bunch of foolish and imbecilic set if people!

Islam has always recognized Mary as the mother of Jesus, in fact, it's among the doctrines and pillers of Islam. There is a whole chapter in the Qur'an named Maryam(mary), where it was narrated how she gave birth to Jesus

But una go carry una flat.head like the most educated people![quote author=SpartaOfLagos post=125257835]If you're a Muslim and you carry Islam on your head like Gala , know that in Dubai that's even more Islamic than you in Nigeria named one of there mosque after Mary the mother of Jesus .

So calm down and tolerate other people with different faith.

God bless the federal republic of Nigeria.


See photos below

https://believersportal.com/united-arab-emirates-mosque-renamed-to-mary-mother-of-jesus/

Nlfpmod

Baba na "Pillars", not "Pillers". You are stupid shaaa. And Seun, I am not a moslem, you sef, you dey stupid. So to comment on a thread about Islam, I must agree to your terms, but no such rubbish for Christians and Traditional worshippers. You are stupid. NO CAP!