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Politics / Re: Deborah Samuel: Police Fire Live Bullets At Protesters In Sokoto, Scores Injured by djkaneo(m): 7:25pm On May 14, 2022
Kestolove:
if the idiot girl had respect other people relign this rubbish wont be happening, christains always call the shot nd will b forming victim

Did Mohammed the Pedophile tell you to type this on his behalf?

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Computers / Re: My Computer Usually Wipes Off All My Saved Files Anytime It Goes Off by djkaneo(m): 1:07pm On May 10, 2022
Check the Cmos battery
Car Talk / Re: Snake In AC Vent: Car Owners, What’s Your Next Move? by djkaneo(m): 7:55am On May 10, 2022
biopkarvic:
Why not add graphic content, not everyone react well to pictures of crawling creatures.

No gree make Lala see this thing wey you type otherwise na ban you go chop! angry angry

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Car Talk / Re: Snake In AC Vent: Car Owners, What’s Your Next Move? by djkaneo(m): 7:53am On May 10, 2022
Car wey I don abandon for life! If I ever step inside that car again, make the throttle bend!

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Celebrates 43rd Birthday Today by djkaneo(m): 7:46am On May 10, 2022
Sweetplum:

You can go n masturbat e with her pics.
So sorry she has less or no raunchy pics

Sorry, I am not addicted to same things as you.
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Celebrates 43rd Birthday Today by djkaneo(m): 7:46am On May 10, 2022
Odegbami1:
Your own na to destroy somebody's life. undecided undecided undecided


Destroy Genevieve's life? Even Devil no fit do that one at this stage.
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Celebrates 43rd Birthday Today by djkaneo(m): 7:45am On May 10, 2022
AishaDant:



Creep!


Hian! Go sleep biko
Romance / Re: How Can African American Female Find And Marry An African Man? by djkaneo(m): 5:33pm On May 08, 2022
If there will be an arrangement for her to be there and I remain here, then fine. I no wan go that una USA and I no sure say she go gree relocate come Naija.
Celebrities / Re: Met Police Give Khafi Final Warning For Appearing On Big Brother Naija. by djkaneo(m): 11:42am On Apr 30, 2022
FutureIsFemale:
The FUTURE is FEMALE. Met can go and melt down.

Nonsense. It seems the world is against women.

E no go better for that man wey rape you embarassed cry

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Family / Re: They Want Me To Marry Her Corpse, I refused by djkaneo(m): 10:36am On Apr 30, 2022
StilmaVsBorn2w:
Back then when my mom was warning me not to go that far when our relationship started She kept on insisting I should go for the girls in my tribe, I thought she was just been a tribalist bigot. If only I had listened

She bore me a son, he's 3years now... though her people knows me well from normal visitation..but I haven't been able to pay her bride price yet due to the hardship this regime has on us. life happened, unfortunately she got sick since February, ever since then from one hospital to another..I took several loans from people for hospital bills to the point of me looking sick myself.so sad for us we lost her last night.

I informed her elder brother who knows about all thats happening, he called me back this morning to tell me that his people told me to be prepared to marry her corpse. He went further and said if I don't pay her bride price, my boy will be taken from me and I should be ready to withstand the consequences.
I was surprised, I called for the burial arrangements not for a marriage ceremony

I blantly told him, I won't, why would I get married to her corpse. He was angry and cut the call on me.

Am more concerned about my son, please lawyer's in the house do they have any right to take my son away from me?
Even if they do am ready to give it to them, but spending money to Marry her corpse I will not.

I only brought this here, if had chance for my son whose still in my custody.

Baba you will marry her corpse. I dey 100% sure say na so Igbos dey do am. I don't know about others

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Crime / Re: Man Wipes 13-Year-Old Girl’s Private Part After Raping Her In Ibadan by djkaneo(m): 2:05pm On Apr 10, 2022
saphiere:
Hmm.. But this is what they know how to do na.

God will punish all of them IJN Amen

Nawa oooo
Foreign Affairs / Re: Dmitry Muratov Attacked On Train In Russia by djkaneo(m): 4:46pm On Apr 08, 2022
olamidedivotee:
OP add graphics pics to the title.

Being an investigative journalist is very risky.




I write unique, grammatical error-free contents. Hire me to write.

"graphics pics" say wetin happen? You no see say na paint?
Crime / Re: 12-Year-Old Maid Jumps From A Storey Building To Escape Being Rape By Her Boss by djkaneo(m): 10:23am On Apr 08, 2022
saphiere:
For God's sake! What is wrong with our men?

E no go better for that man wey rape you. And sorry for all the things wey you don pass through for man hand. embarassed
Crime / Re: Abia Pastor Arraigned In Court For Allegedly Strangling Two Women by djkaneo(m): 7:19pm On Apr 06, 2022
Women and Pastors sef!
Romance / Re: Dear Men, Please Do Not Make This Terrible Mistake In Your Relationships (photo) by djkaneo(m): 6:04pm On Apr 01, 2022
Jeon:


what about strap-on [to poke you in anus ]?

putting Love Machine in ur anus angry

Sheddy5


Na the same hand wey you use type this thing you dey use clap for inside church?
Crime / Re: 32-year-old Man Rapes 75-year-old Grandmother To Death In Adamawa (pic by djkaneo(m): 5:33pm On Apr 01, 2022
Candidlady:
angry


Speechless

Gooodharddick coman see your people! Remember you told me you got fetish for senior citizens hence the continuous refusal of my proposals

Whatever you do. Please do not rape! Iknow you got the tendency but fight it, we could fight it together @gooodharddick

Iwill keep shooting my shots till it hits you




Modified: idedicate this FTC to Gooodharddick! Just so you know imissed you and iwant you to be my super human


This geh sef!
Business / Re: Alex Ekwueme & Olasubomi Balogun Story: Nobody Knows Tomorrow (Pictures) by djkaneo(m): 5:27pm On Apr 01, 2022
tayo60:
Igbos and Yorubas of then loved each other but reverse is the case now. But where did the hatred come from?
Most Igbos think Yorubas betrayed them.....whatever that means......
Romance / Re: What Attracted You To Your Current Partner? by djkaneo(m): 4:23pm On Apr 01, 2022
BirtherOfKings:
His beard and teddy bear hugs plus unexpected cheek kisses grin grin grin grin
Unfortunately pastor disagrees cos he is divorced and 12 years older cool plus broke and lives with his mama ..I certainly know how to choose them

So, na Pastor dey dictate wetin dey happen for your life?
Romance / Re: Dear Men, Please Do Not Make This Terrible Mistake In Your Relationships (photo) by djkaneo(m): 4:19pm On Apr 01, 2022
siofra:
I just say make I tell una.

Never leave a good woman because she mistakenly slept with another man Thank you


Chaiii! Did you cheat on him to get back at him or you just couldn't control your punna?
Family / Re: I Denied My Wife Food This Night, Are My Right Or Wrong. by djkaneo(m): 8:44am On Mar 31, 2022
siofra:
You're very wrong.

You're the one supposed to be cooking for your wife sef. angry

Modified;

Why are you people attacking me like this

I'm very sure his wife gets up in the morning to go to work just like him and as such they should split the house chores equally. Instead of doing as if he's doing his wife a favor by cooking for her.

If he is the one supposed to be cooking for her, what is she supposed to be doing in the marriage?
Family / Re: Surviving Without Sex As A Single Mum... It's So Difficult by djkaneo(m): 9:20am On Mar 25, 2022
Optimistic4life:
I'm trying hard to live a life free from sin and sexual immorality and I am doing pretty well but of recent, my hormones/body have been raging and I am finding it difficult to cope.

It's 18months I have been separated and there is no getting back together.

Were you ever in my situation, how did you overcome without involving in sex/masturbation?

I just need some words of encouragement.

Its really not easy and it has become some sort of distraction.

The reason I do not want to have a male friend is because of my fear for God.


Aunty when temptation finally wins, hit me up.
Food / Re: Shawarma Is Causing Prolonged Erection In Ibadan- Dr Alleges by djkaneo(m): 6:30pm On Mar 23, 2022
pyyxxaro:



Ur preeek never mature na , nor be that ur small preeek when be like small okro u de talk about

That kind preeeek nor de raise na undecided


Wait make u reach Puberty before u go understand , for now ur preeek na still Biro cover undecided



How you take see en prique? Bobo risky
Romance / Re: My Friend Takes Pleasure In Sleeping With Small Girls by djkaneo(m): 7:12am On Mar 12, 2022
SmellySperm:

Why you pained? Is 18 not the consent age?
Or should we be going for E.N.Ps?


Oga abeg wetin E.N.P mean?
Romance / Re: Man Embarrasses Himself While Dancing In A Pool With A Lady (video) by djkaneo(m): 7:04pm On Mar 08, 2022
Candidlady:
cheesy



Redpill small rock your dvck don ROOT cheesy


That kain rocking no dey respect pill color. Even Morpheus and Neo combined, no fit dodge that one.
Education / Re: Former Scondary School Teacher Marries His Former Student In Delta (Photos) by djkaneo(m): 6:55am On Mar 01, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked


Let me not imagine what this man had done to this lady in his room when this girl was nothing then, infact when she didn't even have pubic hairs in her Vjay.

I am calmly waiting for my sugar daddy that is 46years older than me to marry me to his fleets of wives. I love that man.

E dey too early in the day to dey make person laugh like this!
Sports / Re: Paul Ince Blasts Ronaldo: You Are A Selfish Player, We Saw It At Juventus by djkaneo(m): 4:24pm On Feb 15, 2022
DoggoneDogg:
This man destroyed Real Madrid. Took them 2 seasons to bounce back.

He destroyed Juve. It will take them 1 full season to bounce back.

When he's done with Man Utd na 10 seasons before they bounce back


Destruction D'Or serial winner grin

I take it you are a Messi fan. Quick one; How many decades will it take Barcelona to bounce back?

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Romance / Re: Men, Do Not Lose A Good Woman!!! by djkaneo(m): 1:22pm On Feb 12, 2022
Stargurl20:
Guys, do not lose a good woman just because she unintentionally had a fling with a guy or something. Learn to forgive, forget and move on with her cool


Shey you take style dey beg your guy for forgiveness like this?

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Politics / Re: Enyinnaya Nwafor Paid Don Ubani N5m To Attack Gov. Ikpeazu - Ex-LGA Chair by djkaneo(m): 1:53am On Jan 29, 2022
Jostoman:
Ikpeazu have really done well hater should go and sit down somewhere

Done well, how?
Travel / Re: Seven Die, Two Injured In Bauchi Road Accident (Photos) by djkaneo(m): 5:25am On Jan 14, 2022
Asquare84:
This is the reason why we need to meet our pastor for prayers before embarking on any journey.

Because your Pastor na God abi wetin?

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Education / Re: As A School Owner, Will You Employ A Man With Dreadlock As A Teacher? by djkaneo(m): 12:46pm On Jan 06, 2022
Kinzo0917:
. You are very stupid and foolish fir using Jesus Christ as an example. Comparing Jesus Christ to a mere irresponsible mortal. May al the curses in the Bible come on you, stay with you and overtake you in Jesus name. Make God never forgive you for this no matter your prayers or your repentance in the future

For your mind, you are fighting for Jesus. Are you sure you've read any of his teachings? If you have, then you should know you have no right passing judgement, telling God who or who not to forgive.

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Education / Re: As A School Owner, Will You Employ A Man With Dreadlock As A Teacher? by djkaneo(m): 12:43pm On Jan 06, 2022
matrix199:
Don't forget Jesus was a Nazareth(had dreads) and was not judged using his hair type. But then, our society has stereotyped dreadlocks as a sign or show of irresponsibility. We think low cut or bald portrays responsibility which is not necessarily true. 99% of criminals and terrorists paraded were not wearing dreadlocks but low cut. So, as a school owner, i'll give every applicant a fair treatment and later make them understand how the society sees things and how the way they see things may affect our business. A sensible dreadlock applicant would reason out my explanation.


Jesus was not a Nazarite though. Being a Nazarene and being a Nazarite are two different things.

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