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Christianity EtcRe: A Thread For Christmas Messages by djkaneo(m): 11:36pm On Dec 24, 2012
Hello, i am new to this forum,please how can
i comment on this thread.... tanx
LiteratureHuman Sympathy. by djkaneo(op): 12:26pm On Dec 21, 2012
A 9-yr-old boy wets his pants at school. He
became so ashamed that he will be booed and
humiliated by the boys and the girls in school
too.
The boy became so worried that he puts his
head down and prays this prayer, “Dear God,
this is an emergency! I need help now! Five
minutes from now I’m dead meat.” He looks
up from his prayer and here comes the teacher
with a look in her eyes that says he has been
discovered.
As the teacher is walking toward him, a
classmate named Susie is carrying a bowl that
is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the
teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of
water in the boy’s lap. The boy pretends to be
angry, but all the while is saying to himself,
“Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!”
Now all of a sudden, instead of being the
object of ridicule, the boy is the object of
sympathy. The teacher rushes him downstairs
and gives him gym shorts to put on while his
pants dry out. All the other children are on
their hands and knees cleaning up around his
desk. The sympathy is wonderful. But as life
would have it, the ridicule that should have
been his has been transferred to someone else
– Susie. She tries to help, but they tell her to
get out. “You’ve done enough, you clumsy
girl!”
Finally, at the end of the day, as they are
waiting for the bus, the boy walks over to Susie
and whispers, “You did that on purpose, didn’t
you?” Susie whispers back, “I wet my pants
once too.”
Moral: All of us go through all good and bad
things in life. We should always remember how
we felt when we were in same condition and
should not mock others for being in it. Always
try to understand their situation as if you are
in it and help much as possible praying to god
that today you are in a condition to help
someone who needs it.
Christianity EtcWhat's Up With The Shiloh Flag Thing? by djkaneo(op): 6:00am On Dec 04, 2012
Over the years, I've noticed that whenever it's that time of the year for Shiloh, most Living Faith(winners chapel) car owners fix shiloh flags in and on their cars. Recent development shows that RCCG adherents have followed suit. Funny thing is; knowing Nigerian Pastors and their antics, I won't be surprised if in the near future dey add a "HolyGhost church anthem" to it. And maybe in years to come, they may even start looking for autonomy or total independence- Vatican Style!!!
Music/RadioRe: Your Current Mobile Phone Ringtone And Why Did You Use It? by djkaneo(m): 12:16pm On Nov 23, 2012
Na Flash we dey Flash by Timi Dakolo. The song is simply tight and funny, it's a reminder of when GSM was kicking off(2004/2005). Then, I'd spend 3k everyday just to be able to open wapsites and download one or two java games on my SonyEricsson K700i!!!

On my BB it is "Chicks dig giant robots" MegasXLR theme song.
PhonesRe: Amazing Things You Can Do With Samsung Phone Or iPhone by djkaneo(m): 5:30am On Nov 19, 2012
Overlord999: Guy where did you get a 32gb micro sd for 4k
at Saint Michael's road Aba.....a Class 6 SanDisk
CrimeRe: Interview With Friends Of Slain Uniport Students by djkaneo(m): 6:55am On Oct 10, 2012
malele: Dey should go to esut and try that mess, the massacre the villagers will witness will look like a military invasion in that village
I dey tell u bro....Agbani Community no fit try dis shit.....no community or school fit terrorize esut.....na only esut students fit do am........and d only military wey fit handle us, na military juju.......infact if dey need justice, make dem cum tell us ooooo.....we go carry justice cum dia dormot.
PhonesRe: Amazing Things You Can Do With Samsung Phone Or iPhone by djkaneo(m): 7:55am On Oct 09, 2012
question: Meanwhile, Before his death, Steve Jobs (may his i-soul RIP) forgot to teach Apple techs guys how to create a functional Map apps.
May his isoul RIIP(rest in iPeace).....
dats wat we need in life iPeace....I've got a patent on dat word though and I'll sue u if u infringe.
PhonesRe: Amazing Things You Can Do With Samsung Phone Or iPhone by djkaneo(m): 7:35am On Oct 09, 2012
ebukaeze00: IM SO LOVING THIS

1 where do you get your infos from.....dude iphones stopped scratching from the 4th generation ie iphone 4, 4S and 5 dont scratch
2 did you just say camerahuh back off the iphone 5 is in retina display and has a 8MP camera 3264x2448 pixels, autofocus, LED flash and can shoot videos up to 1080p,so calm down and stop bluffing
3 hmmmmmm okay about the non expandable memory, you have a point there.... but you can use remote servers such as Dropbox
4 stop mentioning resolutions here..... the iphone 5 has a resolution of about 640 x 1136 pixels
5 Bluetooth? is that your problem? well theres a solution to that.... with a jailbroken iphone you can exchange files over bluetooth with iBluenova or ibluetooth(ios 2&3)then celeste bluetooth (ios 4&5) but all these would be done via cydia

6 Slavery to itunes? hell no once an idevice is jailbroken you can use a file manager tool named ifile to browse through your files so you can copy and paste from your desktop or use applications like xilisoft or ifunbox

7 conversion of files is just a waste of time bro.... theres a VLC player for the iphone so all you need to do is paste any media format on the vlc player via flie sharing and thats it

8 i've explained that already......you can watch any media file on your iphone through VLC Player.....

9 why buy music from itunes store..... install safari download manager plug-in with the help of cydia and download anything on the go from the internet

10 with all ive just said here i wanna let you all know that almost everything is possible with your iphone and if you wanna get to talk to me more or if youre having any problem with your idevice or you wanna perform a factory unlock for iphone 4,4S or 5 (AT&T only), jailbreak or get as much as 200 Apps and games (FIFA, PES, ASSASINS CREED, NFS etc) holla at me

appleprokid93@gmail.com
BB PIN 290BBA54
08033847320.... Thanks
I suggest u go back and verify ur facts on #s 1,5 and 6........I dnt wanna bash d oda point let's just focus on these.....The iPhone 5 still scratches outta d box and apple says it normal!!!
The Bluetooth tin u wrote about, I bet that transfers files between similar devices(iPods, iPhones,iPads) with d same Bluetooth app.
U still need a PC for those......my younger is always messing up with that ifunbox thingy just to put ordinary audio tracks into his iPhone 4s.
PhonesRe: Amazing Things You Can Do With Samsung Phone Or iPhone by djkaneo(m): 7:24am On Oct 09, 2012
infolekan: 1. The samsung doesn't scratch while the iphone 5 does.
2. The camera is better on the S3 than the iphone 5. Even the iphone 4S has a better battery.
3. I've used up the memory on my iphone 3gs 16G since & have to keep deleting stuff on it everytime I want to add stuff. Non expandable memory is a problem.
4. 326 & 320 ppi are both the same thing to a naked eye so resolution isn't much to brag about.
5.No bluetooth connectivity to receive files like pictures & music on the go in Iphone
6. No slavery to itunes to do everything from adding a picture to loading music.
7. Its basically not for someone who isn't a tech savie....lots of format need to be converted on itunes.
8. Video formats like divx & others not supported.
9. Can't even go into other features like the warped maps on iphone 5, purplish tinge to the camera and the fact that the itunes store isn't a fully functional one in Nigeria(& I don't expect anyone to reply to this last statement unless you're using an iphone personally & I've tried to buy music from their store)
10. Can't exhaust the list.
Mheeeeen....u just took the words right outta my mouth!!!
PhonesRe: Amazing Things You Can Do With Samsung Phone Or iPhone by djkaneo(m): 7:20am On Oct 09, 2012
adanny01: I just bought an original spare battery for my sgs2 for #3500 and an 8gb micro sd to expand my 16gb internal for just #4000. With #7500 av upgraded my sgs2. I can now carry more movies to last me a whole boring week! I can watch more hours of movies or more gaming time and comfortably watch my movies with a 4.3" screen at no extra cost. Thats my sgs2 oh. Show me an iPhone that can do that, even the famous iPhone 5. Plus do you know the price difference between 16 and 32gb iPhone?
On quality, i give it up to the iPhone.
Nawa ooo.....I dunno 'bout d battery....but I bought a 32GB sandisk microsd for #4000...infact I bought 4 of those and shared em amongst my close pals....now my SGS2 has a total storage of 48GB.....still cheaper than a 16GB iPhone 4S.
PhonesRe: Amazing Things You Can Do With Samsung Phone Or iPhone by djkaneo(m): 7:08am On Oct 09, 2012
Gbyte: You are not exactly right about the sentence in bold, and the issue about map not working here, I won't know what you guys mean by that but really I can even locate myself with Find my Iphone and that works with map doesnt it ?
Upgrade ur iPhone to ios6.....try ur "Locate Myself" ish.....na for Imo river we go find ur remains...for naija, na Nokia map be king.....closely followed by google map......I map or whatever it's called no dey radar.....and FYI prior to IOS6, d default "I map", na google map with ios theme......lolzzzzzz
PhonesRe: Amazing Things You Can Do With Samsung Phone Or iPhone by djkaneo(m): 6:58am On Oct 09, 2012
rainmaker12: IPhone 5 cloths is very remarkable, extra tinny pores.... dey even said according to apple " we no longer measure in length, we measure in neutron"....fantastic!!!
No doubt d cloth beat gs3 hands down....1-0 now.... :DIPhone 5 cloths is very remarkable, extra tinny pores.... dey even said according to apple " we no longer measure in length, we measure in neutron"....fantastic!!!
No doubt d cloth beat gs3 hands down....1-0 now....
I bet they measure in panel scratches as well......tight!!!
http://blog.gsmarena.com/apple-head-of-marketing-comments-the-iphone-5-scratches/
PhonesRe: Amazing Things You Can Do With Samsung Phone Or iPhone by djkaneo(m): 6:50am On Oct 09, 2012
Gbyte: Suntemi, na you let them know my name abi, Temitope, S3 would do that only if the accident is not much, I've seen loads of Youtube videos of broken S3 screen protector that renders the phone's screentouch feature useless unless you replace it
Now u buying fones to drop them from tall buildings!!! Abi ur family na giants.....Abeg carry dat ur iPhone send some of ur downloaded movies to my Rare Gem(my fone) via bluetooth or Sbeam......na SGS2 I dey use....hold on I dey cum.....make I copy some songs from dis flash drive wey my friend just carry enter.....DAMN!!! My Barbie(Lappy) is down!......but not to worry, I've got my USB on the go cable.....I dey cum ......
PoliticsRe: EFCC To Arrest Priests Over Atuche’s N45 Million Tithe by djkaneo(m): 9:53pm On Oct 04, 2012
infolekan: Two extremely unintelligent & subliterate conclusion.
10% of 3.5billion is 350million. angry
Fort knox is an army post & quite different in more ways than one from Silicon valley to which you could have intelligently alluded to. grin
my dear I bet u've never heard of the Fort Knox Bullion Depository( where most Golds blocks in d US of A arr deposited)....such secrets and informations are hidden in devices called BOOKS....surprised?
as for d miscalculation, na wetin e be b dat-miscalculation.....I got B2 in my WASSCE before I branched outta dat discipline to more complex tins if u know what I mean.
PoliticsRe: EFCC To Arrest Priests Over Atuche’s N45 Million Tithe by djkaneo(m): 9:33pm On Oct 04, 2012
rman: errm...it is 10% of 350 million sir.
sorry boss....I was eating my garri n Afang soup when I multitasked my brain and typed that....but the simple truth is that nowadays, I hear more Billions than Millions.....infact Millions na the new Thousands......If the guy paid 35million outta a total of 350million, then he is still an amateur....still stealing in Millions......mtcheeeeeeeeeew!!!!
PoliticsRe: EFCC To Arrest Priests Over Atuche’s N45 Million Tithe by djkaneo(m): 9:09pm On Oct 04, 2012
[quote author=9ja_I_hail]Your point is understandable still you failed to realize that big churches like catholic church redeem etc that has a lots number of top men do receive tithes of 1billion naira talk of 45million.[/quote]tithe of 1billion and the payee no dey forbes list......I dnt know wat makes u guys dumb, but it works!!!
PoliticsRe: EFCC To Arrest Priests Over Atuche’s N45 Million Tithe by djkaneo(m): 9:06pm On Oct 04, 2012
usmanyaro17: Was he compelled to pay the tithes,I don't blame the vicar in anyway,how will he know that it's a fraudulent money knowing the man's position in the society.
a tithe of 35million.....that's 10% of 3.5billion!!! Where does he work....FORT KNOX?
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Wisdom For Christians To Lie In Some Situations? by djkaneo(m): 11:22am On Oct 04, 2012
A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and an ever present help in time of trouble......chikena!!!

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