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Sports / Re: Man United Board Decides On Solskjaer, Picks Replacement by djkaneo(m): 11:49am On Nov 18, 2021
From frying pan to fire

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Religion / Re: Pastor Mensah Otabil Lambast Christians In Habit Of ''Tapping'' Grace (Video) by djkaneo(m): 10:13am On Nov 07, 2021
Freestainworld:
That is how they finished hushpuppys grace, now he is looking for grace in the prison.


Guy! cheesy
Politics / Re: EFCC Questions Kwankwaso Over ₦10 Billion Pension Fund by djkaneo(m): 7:45pm On Oct 16, 2021
Penguin2:
Funny cows...

They are going against every perceived opposition figure.

They know it might later end up being Obi/Kwankwaso2023, now they wanna hold something on Kwankwaso.

Na Atiku still pass them.

Fear no go gree them invite Atiku. Lol

As una dey defend all these criminals dey shock me! PDP ooo, APC ooo, they are one and the same. Know this and know peace.

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Politics / Re: EFCC Questions Kwankwaso Over ₦10 Billion Pension Fund by djkaneo(m): 7:42pm On Oct 16, 2021
If na Iya Kudirat first son now wey carry laptop dey go charge for en friend house, dem go carry am go Court, no QUESTIONS asked.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Police Resumes Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel, Opens Portal Monday by djkaneo(m): 7:27pm On Oct 16, 2021
10,000 incoming thieves! angry

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Crime / Re: How Chidinma Ojukwu Catwalked Into Courtroom Today (VIDEO) by djkaneo(m): 3:17am On Oct 13, 2021
Lordofalmajiri:
Too much of everything is bad .. the billionaire loves tight punna, but he didn't know that this particular girl tight punna is from HELL, direct from Devil himself...
Reminds me of one nairaland mod that gets orgasms from banning sincere members of this forum... One day be one day, monkey go go market.... angry angry I no call name Sha, but una know who dey my mynd cool cool cool

Guy consider a career in Rap music naaa. Kai! cheesy

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Fashion / Re: Women Who Wear Beads, Small Ones, On Their Waist. Who Are They? by djkaneo(m): 10:04am On Oct 09, 2021
Ammishaddai:
They belong to a group of seductresses that believe in luring men through ornaments. My advice is that you stay clear from such ungodly people

God's secretary don talk. Chief judge of Heaven!

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Phones / Re: Since Facebook Is Having Trouble Let Me Update My Gallery Here. by djkaneo(m): 2:53pm On Oct 05, 2021
HERSLEY:
u just read my mind

If e sure for you, show us your face make we see if you no worwor pass Baba Iyabo
Fashion / Re: Groomsman Walks Out Of Wedding As Baptist Church Tells Him To Remove His Earring by djkaneo(m): 2:02pm On Oct 05, 2021
Ammishaddai:
People love being stupid for the wrong reasons. The place of work this idiot goes may make it mandatory to dress with a tie and a suit ,but the mumu never considered that dogmatic. But when it comes to respecting the doctrines of a church, he quickly refers to it as dogma. Nonsense


Is Church a place of work? Did Jesus embarrass any "sinner" who came to him? You guys should get sense!
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Asking For 549K Cause She Got Hnd Admission. by djkaneo(m): 10:37am On Oct 05, 2021
Almightyprosper:
I need reasonable people to give me some advise here on how I can deal with such a huge fiasco,
The money isn't really my problem but she cheat and she has never accepted once even though I've evidence.
Is it appropriate to help her? Or help and give her road out0 of my life cause her cheating lifestyle has caused me more trauma than everyday..
This lady knew I had accident last week for God
Men with experience I await your response


SIMPleton
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Has A Boyfriend! Please Advise Me by djkaneo(m): 5:07pm On Oct 04, 2021
Zaxbash1:
U see ... This thing called ego and emotional attachment U need to get eliminate it... Now imagine person way no get 5k for account they make U craze ... Bros U dey mad

Bros, Ahtire!

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Science/Technology / Re: The Moon Is Leaving Us: The Earth And Moon Are Drifting Apart - Scientists (Pix) by djkaneo(m): 2:52am On Oct 04, 2021
Geminiboi:
Terrifying shocked shocked shocked

Soon there would be no night time, only daytime. Be scared people....
Olodo�
Celebrities / Re: Fashion Designer, Tom Ford Loses His Husband, Richard Buckley To Death At 72 by djkaneo(m): 2:48pm On Sep 21, 2021
Lavisha:
I go dispose my black orchid now now .


no be juju be that?

Ahjustweak!
Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend With A Note In A Tray At A Restaurant (Video) by djkaneo(m): 4:59am On Sep 20, 2021
saphiere:
God when?


Father please forgive my sins and put a smile on my face IJN
I may loose guard if I do so.
I know the God im serving. He will show me mine wheb he comes.
To be sincere, I am very very attractive. I get more than ten toasters in a day. I've been through a lot. I've been abused, lied to, and used. My last boyfriend never broke up with me. We were still dating when one day I saw his wedding picture on his profile. He never told me my offence. I have gone through a lot in the hands of men. Every bad thing you can think of, a man can do to a girl, has been done to me. I have dated so many men and the are all the same. So forget. You don't know my pain. I'm a very good and sweet person. But every time these men try to make me feel I don't deserve true love. I say a big Amen to this. I'm one. 'A feminist' and nothing on earth can make me leave the movement. Feminism has opened my eyes. It has taught me how to be independent and a strong woman.


Chaiii!
Oya pictures of your attractiveness or awoonbelivu
Health / Re: My Right Eyelid Is Moving Uncontrollably by djkaneo(m): 7:17pm On Sep 10, 2021
petsolo115:
What could be the cause
? My right eyelid has been moving uncontrollably for some weeks now?
The lower eyelid abi? E go stop in a few days. Mine twitched for 2 weeks! Guy fear grab me for blokos ehn!
Crime / Re: Police Indict Lanre Suraju After Probing Adoke’s Petition On ‘Forged’ Email by djkaneo(m): 8:27pm On Sep 09, 2021
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Politics / Re: My Advice To Women Mostly Nigerian Women. by djkaneo(m): 9:50pm On Sep 08, 2021
Naijabad:
Tonto Dike is a very big disgrace.

This is a shameless where that said she will never marry an Igbo man.

She first went to a yoruba man, she was disgraced. She now went to kpokogore and she has been summarily humiliated.

Chai.

Please my Igbo brothers, don't go close to that good for nothing cheap fool. She has nothing left to offer a good man.

The Kponkponki abi wetin be en name, no be Igbo. So Tonto no even know where her man from?
Politics / Re: My Advice To Women Mostly Nigerian Women. by djkaneo(m): 9:49pm On Sep 08, 2021
BKayy:
So your issue with men all these while was because a man blackmailed you with sex tape.
Well, I still don't know why some people fall for sextape blackmail. Like why will I be at your mercy for a video of me and you having sex?
Maybe it's different for women.
Anyways, FutureIsFemale is there any where or any how you can post the sex tape? So that we can confirm if it was worth the blackmail. Please its just for academic purposes only. I am just curious

This one don mad finish!���
Nairaland / General / Re: What's The Highest help You Ever Received? by djkaneo(m): 9:35pm On Sep 08, 2021
Brainard22:
We all have one or two gifts we place over others, mine's when i was down and dead broke, and needed just #30k for a project, I was hopeless till I ran into my current best friend.


I had 5 days deadline for the project and no hope from anywhere, I posted about it on my Whatsapp status and he replied (my nigga) and asked of my aza, I sent and he wired me #65k shocked

Man I was mad with joy and thanking this nigga but he said I shouldn't mention, I even promised to pay back and he refused, I can proudly say God and this my nigga made me today because I got 1.1m after the project (real contract was 310k but I got two more jobs making 1.1m)



That's my story ........



What's yours?


NGN1.57million from a very close friend. Make I no call en name shaaa because en dey popular back then with people wey use Cheat browse.

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Crime / Re: Hushpuppi: How Did The FBI Unlock A Locked IPhone? by djkaneo(m): 10:17pm On Aug 28, 2021
INCREDIBLE007:


there's a company called celebrite
in israel



na dem dey run am 4 fbi


Ehen! Celebrite na the Company. Pegasus na the software

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Crime / Re: Hushpuppi: How Did The FBI Unlock A Locked IPhone? by djkaneo(m): 10:15pm On Aug 28, 2021
iamadonis22:
smileyLet’s talk about the hushpuppi case.
It’s obvious the acclaimed international fraudster was arrested after concrete evidence had been built up.

Secondly, you would recall that for almost a year, Ramon Abbas was in a holding facility obviously for his refusal to play ball. The FBI acknowledges that within this time further investigations were being carried out.

In my opinion, Hushpuppi began to play the obedient puppy when he saw the FBI had a solid case against him from chats with Supercop Abba Kyari and his associates. These chats would be in his iPhones: Apple prides itself as a giant in the production of devices with the highest security. In fact, at the beginning of this case, the Company came out to say it wouldn’t unlock any of its users’ device for Law Enforcement.

How then did the FBI unlock a locked iPhone?



cc: Lalasticlala


There is this Isreali company/software called Pegasus. That's how law enforcement gain access into locked iPhones.

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Car Talk / Re: Want To Buy A Car, Experts Should Advice Me Pls. by djkaneo(m): 5:17pm On Aug 09, 2021
Baba na Leggedez Benz you wan buy so ooooo

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Health / Re: I Got Bitten By A Non-Venomous Snake Today (Photos) by djkaneo(m): 2:47am On Aug 02, 2021
dontbothermuch:
I intentionally picked up this snake after seeing it's belly pattern. It bit me, but it was just a bite. I mean with teeth not fang. I was initially scared, but I knew it wasn't venomous.
Typical example of a non venomous snake. Checkout it's eyes. Next pics
Zoom the first pic to checkout it's belly pattern

More details of non venomous snakes with pic below

This Baba still dey alive so?

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Politics / Re: Charles Awuzie: DCP Abba Kyari Is Innocent, Was Only Manipulated By Hushpuppi by djkaneo(m): 8:52pm On Jul 31, 2021
ebukajay184:
Charles Awuzie, a Nigerian Cyber Security expert based in South Africa believes that DCP Abba Kyari who has been indicted in Hushpuppi's fraud case is innocent but fell victim of Hushpuppi's manipulation, IgbereTV reports.

Charles wrote on his Facebook page;


https://www.facebook.com/100000090018585/posts/4615108428502112/?app=fbl

Shey dem talk say ignorance is not an excuse?

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Crime / Re: Adebayo Kingsley Kills Rosemary Ifeoma, Rapes Her Corpse In Edo by djkaneo(m): 10:05am On Jul 28, 2021
milann:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/07/23-year-old-man-kills-lover-rapes-her-corpse-in-edo/

The suspect, Adebayo Kingsley

But na who see when en rape the corpse since the boy bin dey unconscious? Abi dem don do autopsy already?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why Insurance Companies Don't Pay Salary to Marketers? by djkaneo(m): 1:19pm On Jul 26, 2021
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Crime / Re: Divine Hanachor: Missing University Of Port Harcourt Student (Photo) by djkaneo(m): 7:34pm On Jul 24, 2021
Nawa oooo
Celebrities / Re: Davido Told Obama DMW To Stop Smoking Cigarettes (Video) by djkaneo(m): 3:09pm On Jul 02, 2021
FarahAideed:


I read the description of his symptoms and it's was very consistent with arterial thrombosis plus my IQ is over 180 I figure things out easily and I am always more than 90 percent right.


Who tested this supposed high IQ?�

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Religion / Re: Man Invites Reno Omokri To Join Islam. He Reacts by djkaneo(m): 9:33am On May 21, 2021
Baba, ignorance will not finish you!
Jesuschristus:

Oh, Christ worshipers! We want an answer to our question from your wise.

If the Lord was murdered by some people’s act…what sort of god is this?

We wonder! Was He pleased by what they did to Him? If yes,
blessed be they..they achieved the pleasure of His

But if He was discontented….this means their power

subjugated His!!

Was the whole entity left without a Sustainer… so who answered the prayers?

Were the heavens vacated…when He laid under the ground somewheres?

Were all the worlds left without a God…to manage while His hands were nailed?

Why did not the angles help Him when they heard him while he wailed?

How could the rods stand to bear the True Lord when He was fastened

How could the iron reach Him and His body pinioned?

How could His enemies’ hands reach Him and slap His rear

And was Christ revived by himself…or the Reviver was another god?

What a sight it is!A grave that enclosed a god!
What’s more weird is the belly that had Him in it!

He stayed there for nine months in utter darkness…fed by blood!

Then he got out of the womb as a small baby,
weak and gaping to be breastfed!

He ate and drank, and did what that naturally resulted in
Is this a god??!!

High Exalted be Allah above the lies of Christians
All of them will be held accountable for their libels

Oh cross worshipers…for what reason is it exalted
and blamed who rejects it?

Is it not the logic to break and burn it along with the one who innovated it?

Since the Lord was crucified on it…and his hands were fastened to it?

That is really a cursed cross to carry…so discard it
Don’t kiss it!

The Lord was abused on it…and you adore it?
So you are one of His enemies!!

If you extol it because it carried the Lord of the worlds

why don’t you prostrate yourself and worship graves,

since the grave contained your god in it?

So, Christ worshiper, open your eyes,
this is what the matter is all about.

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Religion / Re: Kayode Badru: Celestial Church Reacts To Death Of Socialite by djkaneo(m): 7:15am On May 10, 2021
Muyiwaipere:
Abuse of what??


Them want quickly deny the pastor as if no be same way all of them Dey use am

Don’t worry Babylon (All false religion)the great is falling soon


Quote me and right it down




Are you a JW?

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Politics / Re: How Suspended NPA MD, Hadiza Bala Ceded Intels Terminals To Dangote by djkaneo(m): 9:45am On May 09, 2021
sigiyaya112:
Imagine a fulani heading a port authority in South west were we have the most educated people in the whole country.

I hope we can now see how Dangote became the richest man in Africa!!

Onne na SS no be SW
Family / Re: My Wife’s Salary Was A Mystery Until I Discovered How Much She’s Truly Worth* by djkaneo(m): 4:15am On Mar 26, 2021
izito:
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In 2016 she told me her salary was #50.000 And then two years later, when she got promoted, I asked about her salary and she said, “Oh these people, don’t mind them. They added only #5000 to my old salary. Because of her meager salary, I’ve taken up so many responsibilities in the house without complaint. I pay for utilities and pay for food. I pay the fees of our two kids, clothe them, and take care of their medical bills. When my wife sends me a grocery list, she adds sanitary pads. She buys dresses and clothes, comes to show them to me, and asks me to pay for them. She started talking about a car when our second child came in. Things weren’t good on my side so I asked her to give me some time. She said, “I’ve saved something. I can add it to what you have so you pay me when your money comes.”

I agreed and took that money from her, topped it up to get her a car. For three months my ears never rest. She would wake up at dawn and ask me to pay what I owed her. I got tired and paid the money when I didn’t have much in my account.

One evening, I turned my laptop on and saw a lot of emails. I checked and it was my wife’s email that had been opened. I asked her, “Did you use my laptop?” She answered, “Yeah I was checking something.” I told her, “Then you didn’t log out.” She answered, “I forgot. Please log out for me.” I was about to log out when something caught my attention. I saw a mail with the subject, “January Payslip.” I opened and started going through. When I saw her gross salary, I was shocked. #400,734? And this girl has been crying poverty?

I went through the details. That night I couldn’t sleep. I was angry. I felt let down. I felt cheated. I felt played. We’ve been married for six good years and my wife earned that much without my knowledge? How much she earned didn’t bother me a lot than what she was using that money for. I decided not to talk immediately but rather do a little bit of investigation.

All my life I’ve held the view that it wasn’t right for anyone to go through their partner’s phone. It’s an invasion of privacy and it breeds mistrust in the relationship but that night, going through her phone was the only way to find out what I was looking for. I started with her best friend. Nothing much was found. Her family had a Whatsapp group. I read the messages there. I got few hints. I went through the chat with her father and that was when I realized my wife had bought a piece of land and had started building. Her father was in charge of the project. He had sent photos of the various stages of the building. At some point, her father said, “Thank you for helping out your brother. He would have been home had it not been you.”

She has only one brother—her senior brother. I went to look for the chat between them. Her senior brother lost his job and was home doing nothing so my wife bought her Hyundai i10 to use for Uber. Every week, her brother rendered an account and they split the money. From all indications, my wife was doing well for herself while she plays poor so she could rely on my salary. Why would she do that? I thought I was being a supportive husband so my wife could be proud of the man she married. When we bought land, it was her name and my name that appeared on the land title. That car I bought for her with a loan from her bears her name. I didn’t mind. I believed what’s hers was also mine. 

The next morning she realized I wasn’t looking well. I was boiling on the inside but looking for a good opportunity to start the conversation. When I calmed down a little, I asked her, “So why would you do that to me?” She asked, “What have I done?” I answered, “You bought land, you never told me. You started building on it, you never told me. When are you going to tell me?” She was shocked. She asked, “Who told you all that?” I said, “Your father did.” She stood quiet for a while. She asked, “Why would my father tell you all that? What were you people talking about” I said, “I don’t know. You can ask him.” 

We left it there. Some minutes later she came to me with her phone: “My father wants to talk to you.” The phone was already on a loudspeaker. His father was clearly angry. He asked, almost shouting, “You said I told you my daughter has a building? Where did I say that and when?” I asked, “Is it not true that my wife has a building project going on that you’re supervising?”  He asked me, “I told you that?” I asked, “Is it true or not?” After the back and forth I told them, “I read your messages last night. I saw the pictures. I read the various budget you had sent to my wife. I read the confirmation of the money receipts that you sent her. You’re a man. Would you be happy if your wife does this to you?” He started fumbling. He started apologizing saying he thought I was aware.”


My wife stood there motionless, didn’t know what to say. When her father hung up, I told her everything I knew, from her salary to the car she bought for her brother. I said, “Yet, even your sanitary pad, I buy them. You think I’m a fool? You’ll use your money to acquire your own properties and live on mine because you’re my wife? I hear. We’ll see.”

Trust was lost. Love was broken. We had to find a new way of living our lives going forward. Her father called me every morning and evening apologizing for everything and sometimes taking up the blame so I didn’t have to blame his daughter. I told him, “The emotional state I’m in right now, it would be hard to think straight or think forgiveness. Just give me space.” Three days later, they were in our house. The father, the mother, and the senior brother. They came to apologize. “Don’t let this break up the beautiful marriage you both have. If nothing at all, consider the kids and be lenient in your judgment.”

I listened to them. My position was still the same. “I need time to clear my mind. Just leave me alone to think.” From last month to this moment that I’m writing this, my wife had changed totally. She doesn’t ask for money but the house is being run smoothly. She has started paying for things she never paid for but that doesn’t move me. She has taught me a very great lesson and I’m taking it seriously. That in everything, I have to look out for myself and my family first. Last she told me, “If you want us to change the names on those properties, we can do so.” Guess whose name is on the property…her father’s name.”

I told her, “You don’t need to change anything. They are yours. You suffered for them so you can decide what you want to do with them.” The land I bought has our names. I’m selling it and take my money back. The car she’s driving has her name. I put a for-sale sticker on it some weeks ago. She agreed she’ll pay for the car. I’ve given her two months to pay up or I sell it and take my money. She’s getting the message and I’m glad. Each one for himself, God for us all. She keeps asking if I’m going to leave her. I keep telling her I won’t but if she wants a divorce, I will gladly give her. I’m not going to leave the marriage. I would give us some time to heal and see what may happen but when it comes to money, I’ve taken the lesson she taught me through her actions. 

*What's your take?*

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