ariesbull:
oga I am not here to argue with you ....I started with Japanese and I knew what I saw

I have driven Benz for over 7 yrs and this is my second Benz and I am buying the third....I started with C class the first model now I drive an ML Benz

There is what is called emergency mode in Benz ...it is mechanism that Benz puts in car to protect the gear.

If the oil is down the car will enter emergency mode and it will not select until it is changed


Also my ML Benz can't overheat cos apart from the temperature there is a sensor that is in the radiator that neeps once the water level is down

I take my ride for mechanics these years I have driven Benz ...it is rare ,in short I haven't seen a Benz owner changing gears or transmissions

This is my over 7th year of driving two Benz,I know that you are Japanese guys

Oga I am not here to argue with you ..I talk from experience...either you argue or you believe! I am still going to buy another Benz ...this time and E Klasse

blackfm:

Lol it sounds like a you problem at this point

ariesbull:


Lies

Once the body and interior is neat go for it

Highest You change engine Benz transmission no dey die

recieve:

You can only scam those that don't have sense because you're just talking to your alt.... Bst

Merch:
Ahhh! see this big man talk say him dey find help

Merch:
The only people i could actually give funds on this thread is oyewale and djreloaded, the others can go and die

larride:
Egbon Roland

Green run what? 😂

Skrrrrrrr:
Nuggets in 5....

A40:
If Celtics lose this game e go too funny

cbrass:


Thanks a lot, bro, I am a bit relieved now
I have written down all these things you mentioned.
Now one last thing, when I see a mileage of a car reading 120k plus, I lose interest because I have this mindset that the car is about to expire Should I be worried about that too?
Also, what do you think is the reasonable price range? I have been seeing some Naija use for like 3.5, 3.8, and 4Million.
And lastly, I read somewhere that upgraded Benz cars often develop electrical issues is this true?
Thanks a lot.

odenkirk:
scammed people

superintendents:
djreloaded

cbrass:


Thanks a lot for this update, I want to buy a Benz too but when you I some people's comments here I start to panic again, My plan is to get a c300 2008/2009 model (Naija use) Please what should i look out for? I love this CLS too.

nakoks:


And when it does we fix it. The problems we fix on your so called modern cars are stories for another day. Every man with his kettle.

nakoks:

You haven't seen maintenance freaks. I am one and know a couple here.

NoonMasamune:
evening house. I just got an invite for a job, but i am not meeting some requirements like noise cancelling headphones ie no normal earpiece or spanish (the job is a video support contract and they are from america, so they required spanish) I am using a niegrian account and this is the first time i am invited. any tips on how to convince them i am fit for the job despite the stuffs i am lacking?

Roland17:


My broda, I can’t come and kill myself ontop a bunch of millionaires.

diportivo:

birdman:


I skipped leg day to sympathize with team grandpa

I am looking forward to today's game more than Lakers/Nuggets. At this point, this is definitely a rivalry. If you guys can wipe that foolish grin from Butler's face, I would be very happy

buygala:


I won't allow you derail op's thread, as its obvious he genuinely needs help.


Mentionme on any other thread of your choice and let's disgrace your family together .

This is the last I wi respond to you on this thread

buygala:



... 2023 and you still dey diss like a 14 year old?...

I know my Daddy and it's not you.. Go find your offspring baby maggots for inside that your rotten CLS, you decomposed vulture

buygala:



No be Boeing or Marcopolo Bus I say I dey give out on hire purchase, you wretched Chimp...

If at this stage in your life, you no fit afford some small small civics here and there wey hardly pass price of new keke , go donate your body parts to your parents for ritual oniranu.

buygala:


I was addressing op, Oga DJ with the 2025 CLS

Op needs all the info, good or bad, relevant or irrelevant that he can get on the biz, to survive cheapskate criminals like yourself yeah?

buygala:


Don't listen to the naysayers

Put your money in an accessible account.. Travel to the North with someone very knowledgeable in cars, preferably your kin, Kano or Katsina in particular, and seek out very neat specimens of the 2008 or 2009 Honda Civic.. You go get am at most 1.6-1-8m each.. You should be able to get 3 of such Civics for that your 7m and still more than enough left over for their moving back to your base, minor fixes, registration and miscellaneous...Some of the vehicles in those areas are practically toks and are well maintained because the average Northerner dey maintain moto die..

No too worry about custom papers.. Don't register the vehicle with brand new plates.. The VIO in those states will legit register the vehicle even with 2nd hand 5-year old plates whose original vehicles have been either scrapped or totalled in an accident.. That will format that plate's data on the reg database and register yours on the plates.. if customs see your moto plates and coupled with its age, dem no go even look you twice... Make sure you register in those Northern States like Bauchi, Katsina, Kano, Plateau or even Abuja.. Police for South dey dey very careful with vehicles with such plates because dem no dey too sure which influential Northerner has a stake or owns such vehicle.. Carry Katsina plates enter Lag make you see as popo go dey avoid you .. Complete the scare by putting Muslim prayer mat for back windscreen if you wish

I would advice the vehicles from different vendors and not let any of the vendors that you are looking to buy 4 of such vehicles, for security purposes wey you suppose understand.. Spread your purchase across like 3 Northern states if possible, because most car dealers in a state know each other and spread info among themselves...

After the purchase and washing and setting the vehicles, quietly install a tracker on them, and programme a duplicate key for each vehicle... and then give them out on hire purchase only.. And insist on the hiree dropping a non-refundable fee of at least 700k, then a weekly remittance of maybe 40k until he pays off maybe 2.2m or whatever price you consider fit for the vehicle , which if not paid 3 times entitles you to repossess the vehicle and the initial 700k will be forfeited by hiree. Find a good lawyer to help you with the details on that and a watertight agreement to that effect .... And yes, hiree will be responsible for all repairs and servicing of the vehicle... Whether e use am for bolt uber, or use am dey carry people go drop for hellfire, or even park am for house dey look am like TV, e no concern you.. Your own is that his weekly payments shouldn't slip at most 3 times.. Any mezevu, you track your vehicle down and repossess it.. No look anybody face.

Of course you won't tell hirer you have installed tracker in vehicle or that you have a duplicate key for the vehicle .. Hirer fails to pay you as agreed, you quietly track down the vehicle and repossess it back to your house.. Nigerians are very useless people.. If you no use wisdom and a bit of wickedness deal with them, dem go send you go village...


I know this because I have quite a number of vehicles given out on hire purchase.. And na so I do am... Till date, I am good.nothing concern me with repair and maintenance or say VIO catch driver.. Na my weekly cash concern me even if hirer say im entire lineage die .. .. I am so paranoid I installed two trackers in my vehicles.. One in the general area wey Pesin fit see and another far inside the engine firewall.. U go almost dismantle the moto before you fit see that one.. . . One time I had to track one of my vehlces all the way to Badagry all the way from Abuja, when hirer disappeared without trace for weeks.. E shock am as I knock for im house with Anti-robbery squad from Abuja.. And Nigga just paid 600k initial deposit for hire purchase and disappeared 2 weeks after .. His pregnant wife cried and begged for her thieving husband, but I sha do the tin wey dey my mind.. Last I checked, nigga caught chronic hepatitis in prison...

Djreloaded:
I'll just leave this here
Trolling the WHORERRIORS has got to be so much fun.

valarinz:


Say no more bro, how have you been our darling prince

I must say I never expected this your current costume oo, yes we know of the plenty other monikers, just didn't see this one coming 🤭

I don miss you sha, make I no lie. No more free entertainment every once in awhile, do something about that pls.

Calculus still dey NL, abi you don forgive am for the cement gear? Pls let's light it up bruh ✌🏾

Khanben:


Dude is on the last year of his contract