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Romance / Re: The Bottomless Pit Called FRIENDZONE by DKJaleel: 2:06pm On Jan 09, 2014
tobex_23: What I do, I tell you before I start chatting with you.. Do not ever think of friendzoning me.. And if I find myself there already, I just would give her little space..
all depends on ur words and actions...
Romance / Re: The Bottomless Pit Called FRIENDZONE by DKJaleel: 2:02pm On Jan 09, 2014
as you don fall for am so, brother, all hope aint lost...you probably failed to make your move early on, so she probably tot that you just wanted to be a caring friend or aint got the balls to make your move..
So, start acting as if she's the one trying to chase ur di.ck. Change d way u interact with her n stop treating her purely as a friend–-> but not all of a sudden sha o..
..give her ambiguous looks sometimes, start holding or touching her a little bit more often, i think touch is key..and when the opportunity arises, make your move and dont be afraid...
Good luck man...but the best way to get outta it is not to fall into it at first..
Romance / Re: The Bottomless Pit Called FRIENDZONE by DKJaleel: 1:49pm On Jan 09, 2014
Ah!! That dreaded thing called friendzone..
Many guys fall into dis shit cos they treat the girl like a friend when they just met and hope that she will be the one to move things forward or when they think girls will like them by being nice, just like you (mr cbn), and i aint saying acting like a jerk or creep either.
You should be sincere with ur intentions, make any 'friendly' chat or small talk as casual as possible and go emotional and sexual asap and dont make her feel that you are a friend material --> escalate with her, maybe in less than a week...
Adverts / Re: Make A Living Betting Online by DKJaleel: 1:14pm On Jan 09, 2014
good one brother.
Also watch out for my furthcoming guide on how to make a profit by betting on all three possible outcomes of a single game, or a tennis game. No risk involved, winning guaranteed no matter the result.
We can make 2014 a big year.
Romance / Re: Can You Drink Saliva From Your Partner's Mouth?? by DKJaleel: 9:55pm On Jan 08, 2014
ella gal:


Lol!!! Wia d sugar go come 4rm?
hehe...no make me vomit abeg!...pheew, when i aint a lunatic..
Romance / Re: Wat Is It With Gurlz N Packz On A Quyz Body by DKJaleel: 9:41pm On Jan 08, 2014
Go_n_Die: First was "what is it about guys and breast" now it's time for six packs. Shaaii! Nairaland.
it'll soon be girls and 12 inch kpekus...
Romance / Re: What Can I Do To This by DKJaleel: 9:33pm On Jan 08, 2014
..don't take a woman's word literaly ..
You need to deep dive with her..
Romance / Re: Can You Drink Saliva From Your Partner's Mouth?? by DKJaleel: 9:21pm On Jan 08, 2014
if sugar dey there, why not??
Religion / Re: Pastor In Prison Over Fake Prophecy by DKJaleel: 4:01pm On Jan 08, 2014
ckkris: By the mouth of TWO OR THREE WITNESSES shall every word be CONFIRMED
If the revelation is not CONFIRMED, the pastor may be casting spells on people, in order to hold them hostage to his every whim.
confirmed by whom please??
Romance / Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by DKJaleel: 3:53pm On Jan 08, 2014
..a nod with a fake smile..

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Religion / Re: Pastor In Prison Over Fake Prophecy by DKJaleel: 3:44pm On Jan 08, 2014
Cold blooded: cheesy cheesy

I luv dat. Dat woman is smart.
Actually, dis conman gave dat vision with hope dat d lady would beckon for help. He will den assign to her some psalms n prayers to recite in order to avert d impending danger. Then, later she go come sow seed cry

If only 98% of Christians are this smart, then dese gospel profiteerers go run find another work.
grin grin modified

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Religion / Re: Pastor In Prison Over Fake Prophecy by DKJaleel: 3:40pm On Jan 08, 2014
grin grin hilarious.
But wait o, what abt those MOGs frauds that prophecy worse doom to our dear country? Those are the real culprits and deserve a place in Guatanamo Prison without bail option.
They know themselves and you know them..

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Romance / Re: Most Men Are Impossible To Please by DKJaleel: 2:50pm On Jan 08, 2014
lana_Vello: Guilty as charged...

Buh both parties have bad sides....Ladies aint easy to please either,especially wit that idea of not saying exactly what they want
don't be defensive by trying to be honest...not all men are like that, ref to Madam speaker...
Romance / Re: Nigeeria Girls Front And Form A Lot? by DKJaleel: 2:44pm On Jan 08, 2014
Teespice: A girl decides not to date you and you say she's forming hard to get

A girl decides to date you immediately and you tag her as easy and loose.

Smh
i guess many men fail to read between the lines..
Romance / Re: Nigeeria Girls Front And Form A Lot? by DKJaleel: 2:42pm On Jan 08, 2014
Lionbite: Bros when it comes to girls their 'front' doesnt really matter compared to their back.

And the 'form' which i want them is lepa(slim), because the bible says 'narrow is the way'
*raises eyebrow*
Business / Re: Superhot Daily Football Betting Tips by DKJaleel: 9:49am On Jan 07, 2014
cool..waiting..
Health / Re: 10 Cool Facts About Mosquitoes - A Mosquito's Perspective. by DKJaleel: 2:58am On Jan 07, 2014
#teamMOSQUITO

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Romance / Re: Is/are There Religious Ways Of Having Sex As A Married Couple? by DKJaleel: 7:15pm On Jan 06, 2014
gbolakpine:
What does D.O.G.G.Y style in d lord look like?
grin grin the Mummy G.O faces the east while daddy G.O or brova pastor kpekus her from the west, receiving inspiration while facing the north...as for the south, well.,...
Romance / Re: Why Are Many Guys So Weak In Taking Right Decision Whenever They See A Woman? by DKJaleel: 12:12pm On Jan 06, 2014
tintingz: It is seems you don't know how players play their games. They play their games according to the girl character if the is one innocent good girl they will pretend to be a good guy do anything she says ones they enter that place and chop everything there finish they will dump the girl.

So girls use your brain before dating any guy.
lol...ok...a player wont do anything a girl says but make a girl do whatever he wants without her feeling any sorta psycho bs. They don't pretend, and they don't just 'dump' a girl like that..
Romance / Re: Why Are Many Guys So Weak In Taking Right Decision Whenever They See A Woman? by DKJaleel: 11:42am On Jan 06, 2014
Vyolet: When you love your woman,you would do anything for her no matter how foolish it is. You should only hope she's the type that appreciates.
really?? What a sense!
Romance / Re: Why Are Many Guys So Weak In Taking Right Decision Whenever They See A Woman? by DKJaleel: 11:38am On Jan 06, 2014
tintingz: Some call it "mumu love" some call them players(they can do anything to get under that skirt) while some call it "real love" smiley
real players don't seem to love and can never do such... They get under the skirt effortlessly...
Romance / Re: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by DKJaleel: 11:34am On Jan 06, 2014
Caracta: Oh well...
..and here she blushes...*abeg my oyinbo correct??*
Romance / Re: Romance Section Valentine's Day Special [Notification Thread] by DKJaleel: 11:30am On Jan 06, 2014
xynerise: Opportunity for the secret admirers to get their dream woman cool.

Lets go there!
aye, u got my mind...i have many crushes here...some don post for here sef..
Romance / Re: Romance Section Valentine's Day Special [Notification Thread] by DKJaleel: 11:24am On Jan 06, 2014
Mynd_44:
a low profile person will work better.
Romance / Re: Romance Section Valentine's Day Special [Notification Thread] by DKJaleel: 11:23am On Jan 06, 2014
Mynd_44:
a low profile person will work better.
lemme handle that sire..
Politics / Re: 2015: APC Shops For Buhari’s Deputy by DKJaleel: 11:02am On Jan 06, 2014
primaries or not, xtian/muslim or not, this doesn't change the fact that this APC so far is a party of propaganda and deceit..i think they've got nothing to offer..
Sports / Re: A Short Open Letter To Nairabet by DKJaleel: 9:11am On Jan 06, 2014
that's sad brother. But don't worry, i'm currently working on an ebook that will teach you how to bet on all three outcomes of a soccer, tennis or horseracing and guaranteeing a profit, no matter the result. Just watch out..
Romance / Re: How Do Know If Boy Ȋ̝̊̅§ A Virgin by DKJaleel: 6:45am On Jan 06, 2014
cheezypeachy: A virgin boy must be a teenager!
big fallacy..
Politics / Re: 2015 Election And The YORUBA Foresight by DKJaleel: 5:36pm On Jan 05, 2014
chukwudi44:

You are the one been naïve!! You expect the PDP to give the VP in 2019 to the yorubas after ditching them and voting for APC in 2015 elections? The yorubas experiment with APC is bound to fail and when it does they will be relegated to the background of nigerian politics in the post 2015 political dispensation.
you might be right about that, brother...
Politics / Re: 2015 Election And The YORUBA Foresight by DKJaleel: 5:25pm On Jan 05, 2014
shymexx:

You need to understand that in the Nigerian context and politically arena, there are ethnic interests, and those ethnic interests are the reasons why Nigeria would never be great - because more time they clash with one another. Hence why I'm support of disintegration. However, if the country is to remain one - you have to protect those interests. Protecting those interests might be to the detriment of Nigeria, but it's better to protect them, than to be dominated by another aggressive bloc. For example: the Romans were civilised and sophisticated ones, however, when the less civilised and aggressive barbarians came calling - what happened to the Roman empire? - it was destroyed. Evidently, in the Nigerian context, you have to keep playing the game how it's played, to avoid domination from the aggressive and less civilised groups.
I agree with you on this, brother..

Also, I'll advise you to go study Awoism - the political sagacity, consciousness and the philosophy of that great icon. And how he was able to put Yoruba's and people from the old mid-western region in a position that can't be rivaled in Southern Nigeria in the next 100 years. The brilliance of Awolowo was able to counter what the North and East did after independence by occupying all the top position the Brits left because they were in-charge of the country. I believe Ahmadu Bello's philosophy is what the Northerners live and die by today, hence why the Northerners are also politically savvy and conscious/enlightened.
this part, i kinda disagree. I think you're mixing Awo's leadership brilliance with his political 'astuteness'. He was a good leader no doubt, but when it comes to politics, Awo is lagging, infact he's terrible at it. Yes, he put the western part in an unrivalved position in major aspects except POLITICS. He countered the northerners to what effect?? Someone who couldn't muster some loyalty within his own tribe.
At the bolded, that's a politician and that's what a politician does..
Politics / Re: 2015 Election And The YORUBA Foresight by DKJaleel: 4:56pm On Jan 05, 2014
Mightymanna: That is why i said Yoruba is the most interligent nigerian tribe they never allowed foriegn religions to divide them thats why they are always progressing interms of politics,education,banking,socio-economic situation,litteracy,health,infrastructures etc yoruba are not lagging behind in every aspects as far as nigeria is concern
i strongly disagree with the bolded. I think it's the other way round, yorubas are daft politically. They are just being used by the hausas as southern allies and thereafter betrayed or dumped; and they've not learnt from past experiences. Aside OBJ, point out anoda yoruba that is 'politically wise' and can influence Nigerian politics...

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