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tobex_23: What I do, I tell you before I start chatting with you.. Do not ever think of friendzoning me.. And if I find myself there already, I just would give her little space..all depends on ur words and actions... |
as you don fall for am so, brother, all hope aint lost...you probably failed to make your move early on, so she probably tot that you just wanted to be a caring friend or aint got the balls to make your move.. So, start acting as if she's the one trying to chase ur di.ck. Change d way u interact with her n stop treating her purely as a friend–-> but not all of a sudden sha o.. ..give her ambiguous looks sometimes, start holding or touching her a little bit more often, i think touch is key..and when the opportunity arises, make your move and dont be afraid... Good luck man...but the best way to get outta it is not to fall into it at first.. |
Ah!! That dreaded thing called friendzone.. Many guys fall into dis shit cos they treat the girl like a friend when they just met and hope that she will be the one to move things forward or when they think girls will like them by being nice, just like you (mr cbn), and i aint saying acting like a jerk or creep either. You should be sincere with ur intentions, make any 'friendly' chat or small talk as casual as possible and go emotional and sexual asap and dont make her feel that you are a friend material --> escalate with her, maybe in less than a week... |
good one brother. Also watch out for my furthcoming guide on how to make a profit by betting on all three possible outcomes of a single game, or a tennis game. No risk involved, winning guaranteed no matter the result. We can make 2014 a big year. |
ella gal: Lol!!! Wia d sugar go come 4rm?hehe...no make me vomit abeg!...pheew, when i aint a lunatic.. |
Go_n_Die: First was "what is it about guys and breast" now it's time for six packs. Shaaii! Nairaland.it'll soon be girls and 12 inch kpekus... |
..don't take a woman's word literaly .. You need to deep dive with her.. |
if sugar dey there, why not?? |
ckkris: By the mouth of TWO OR THREE WITNESSES shall every word be CONFIRMEDconfirmed by whom please?? |
..a nod with a fake smile.. |
Cold blooded: modified |
hilarious.But wait o, what abt those They know themselves and you know them.. |
lana_Vello: Guilty as charged...don't be defensive by trying to be honest...not all men are like that, ref to Madam speaker... |
Teespice: A girl decides not to date you and you say she's forming hard to geti guess many men fail to read between the lines.. |
Lionbite: Bros when it comes to girls their 'front' doesnt really matter compared to their back.*raises eyebrow* |
cool..waiting.. |
#teamMOSQUITO |
gbolakpine: What does D.O.G.G.Y style in d lord look like? the Mummy G.O faces the east while daddy G.O or brova pastor kpekus her from the west, receiving inspiration while facing the north...as for the south, well.,... |
tintingz: It is seems you don't know how players play their games. They play their games according to the girl character if the is one innocent good girl they will pretend to be a good guy do anything she says ones they enter that place and chop everything there finish they will dump the girl.lol...ok...a player wont do anything a girl says but make a girl do whatever he wants without her feeling any sorta psycho bs. They don't pretend, and they don't just 'dump' a girl like that.. |
Vyolet: When you love your woman,you would do anything for her no matter how foolish it is. You should only hope she's the type that appreciates.really?? What a sense! |
tintingz: Some call it "mumu love" some call them players(they can do anything to get under that skirt) while some call it "real love"real players don't seem to love and can never do such... They get under the skirt effortlessly... |
Caracta: Oh well.....and here she blushes...*abeg my oyinbo correct??* |
xynerise: Opportunity for the secret admirers to get their dream womanaye, u got my mind...i have many crushes here...some don post for here sef.. |
Mynd_44: a low profile person will work better. |
Mynd_44: a low profile person will work better.lemme handle that sire.. |
primaries or not, xtian/muslim or not, this doesn't change the fact that this APC so far is a party of propaganda and deceit..i think they've got nothing to offer.. |
that's sad brother. But don't worry, i'm currently working on an ebook that will teach you how to bet on all three outcomes of a soccer, tennis or horseracing and guaranteeing a profit, no matter the result. Just watch out.. |
cheezypeachy: A virgin boy must be a teenager!big fallacy.. |
chukwudi44: You are the one been naïve!! You expect the PDP to give the VP in 2019 to the yorubas after ditching them and voting for APC in 2015 elections? The yorubas experiment with APC is bound to fail and when it does they will be relegated to the background of nigerian politics in the post 2015 political dispensation.you might be right about that, brother... |
shymexx: You need to understand that in the Nigerian context and politically arena, there are ethnic interests, and those ethnic interests are the reasons why Nigeria would never be great - because more time they clash with one another. Hence why I'm support of disintegration. However, if the country is to remain one - you have to protect those interests. Protecting those interests might be to the detriment of Nigeria, but it's better to protect them, than to be dominated by another aggressive bloc. For example: the Romans were civilised and sophisticated ones, however, when the less civilised and aggressive barbarians came calling - what happened to the Roman empire? - it was destroyed. Evidently, in the Nigerian context, you have to keep playing the game how it's played, to avoid domination from the aggressive and less civilised groups.I agree with you on this, brother.. Also, I'll advise you to go study Awoism - the political sagacity, consciousness and the philosophy of that great icon. And how he was able to put Yoruba's and people from the old mid-western region in a position that can't be rivaled in Southern Nigeria in the next 100 years. The brilliance of Awolowo was able to counter what the North and East did after independence by occupying all the top position the Brits left because they were in-charge of the country. I believe Ahmadu Bello's philosophy is what the Northerners live and die by today, hence why the Northerners are also politically savvy and conscious/enlightened.this part, i kinda disagree. I think you're mixing Awo's leadership brilliance with his political 'astuteness'. He was a good leader no doubt, but when it comes to politics, Awo is lagging, infact he's terrible at it. Yes, he put the western part in an unrivalved position in major aspects except POLITICS. He countered the northerners to what effect?? Someone who couldn't muster some loyalty within his own tribe. At the bolded, that's a politician and that's what a politician does.. |
Mightymanna: That is why i said Yoruba is the most interligent nigerian tribe they never allowed foriegn religions to divide them thats why they are always progressing interms of politics,education,banking,socio-economic situation,litteracy,health,infrastructures etc yoruba are not lagging behind in every aspects as far as nigeria is concerni strongly disagree with the bolded. I think it's the other way round, yorubas are daft politically. They are just being used by the hausas as southern allies and thereafter betrayed or dumped; and they've not learnt from past experiences. Aside OBJ, point out anoda yoruba that is 'politically wise' and can influence Nigerian politics... |

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