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Technology Market / Re: Can I Get A Durable Android Phone With N7,000 by DKJaleel: 3:03pm On Nov 30, 2013
Debeloved87: Can i get a durable and a reliable Android Phone with 7k?....any leads pls.
why not?...rent a gun with the money and enter the nearest Slot shop...thank me later
Religion / Re: Are You Uncomfortable Hearing The Gospel Of Jesus? by DKJaleel: 12:45pm On Nov 30, 2013
simplyOJ:
just wondering. How do you know what is preached is full of lies. I believe one thing, If you hold on to what you believe in, irrespective of what others say; true or not, hold on to your conviction. For the noise you complained about made by the bell or mic used, both christain and islam are guilty of that.
logical reasoning proves that...
Religion / Re: ALERTS From Heaven!!! pls Read.. by DKJaleel: 12:14pm On Nov 30, 2013
ehn ehn..heaven has started sending alerts?? how did you get urs?? Is it by text, call, mail, skype, hallucination or what?? Just curious..
Religion / Re: Are You Uncomfortable Hearing The Gospel Of Jesus? by DKJaleel: 12:05pm On Nov 30, 2013
i surely do feel uncomfortable cos, aside from the noise they make with their bells, the so called gospel is so full of lies and deceit, forbids one from thinking logically and utilizing fear as its fuel..
Music/Radio / Re: Top 5 Nigerian Afropop/urban Albums In The Last 10 Years by DKJaleel: 6:25pm On Nov 29, 2013
MI2 by MI
Grass to Grace by 2face
S.O.S by Vector
C.E.O by Dagrin
those are those i can call 'best'..
Religion / Re: When A Lizard Can, Why Can't We? by DKJaleel: 5:57pm On Nov 29, 2013
I-am-Winner:
This is I'm told a true story that happened in Japan.

In order to renovate the house, someone in Japan breaks open the wall. Japanese houses normally have a hollow space between the wooden walls. When tearing down the walls, he found that there was a lizard stuck there because a nail from outside hammered into one of it's feet. He sees this, feels pity, and at the same time curious, as when he checked the nail, it was nailed 5 years ago when the house was first built !!!

What happened


The lizard has survived in such position for 5 years!!!!!!!!!!.. In a dark wall partition for 5 years without moving, it is impossible and mind-boggling. Then he wondered how this lizard survived for 5 years! without moving a single step--since it's foot was nailed! So he stopped his work and observed the lizard, what it has been doing, and what and how it has been eating. Later, not knowing from where it came, appears another lizard, with food in it's mouth. Ah! He was stunned and touched deeply. For the lizard that was stuck by nail, another lizard has been feeding it for the past 5 years...


Imagine? it has been doing that untiringly for 5 long years, without giving up hope on it's partner. Imagine what a small creature can do that a creature blessed with a brilliant mind can't.

Please never abandon your loved ones
Never Say you're Busy When They Really Need You ... You May Have The Entire World At Your Feet..... But You Might Be The Only World To Them.... A Moment of negligence might break the very heart which loved you against all odds..
Before you say something just remember.. it takes a moment to Break but an entire lifetime to make...


God bless!!
grin
I-am-Winner:
This is I'm told a true story that happened in Japan.

In order to renovate the house, someone in Japan breaks open the wall. Japanese houses normally have a hollow space between the wooden walls. When tearing down the walls, he found that there was a lizard stuck there because a nail from outside hammered into one of it's feet. He sees this, feels pity, and at the same time curious, as when he checked the nail, it was nailed 5 years ago when the house was first built !!!

What happened


The lizard has survived in such position for 5 years!!!!!!!!!!.. In a dark wall partition for 5 years without moving, it is impossible and mind-boggling. Then he wondered how this lizard survived for 5 years! without moving a single step--since it's foot was nailed! So he stopped his work and observed the lizard, what it has been doing, and what and how it has been eating. Later, not knowing from where it came, appears another lizard, with food in it's mouth. Ah! He was stunned and touched deeply. For the lizard that was stuck by nail, another lizard has been feeding it for the past 5 years...


Imagine? it has been doing that untiringly for 5 long years, without giving up hope on it's partner. Imagine what a small creature can do that a creature blessed with a brilliant mind can't.

Please never abandon your loved ones
Never Say you're Busy When They Really Need You ... You May Have The Entire World At Your Feet..... But You Might Be The Only World To Them.... A Moment of negligence might break the very heart which loved you against all odds..
Before you say something just remember.. it takes a moment to Break but an entire lifetime to make...


God bless!!
grin you can lie ooh!!..
Religion / Re: The Concept Of "Sin" Clearly Debunks The Notion Of Creation. by DKJaleel: 2:55pm On Nov 29, 2013
Mr Troll: He did! . . . Until Adam ate the fruit sad grin
he is now vexing..
Education / Re: ASUU Dismisses Fg’s Threat To Sack Lecturers by DKJaleel: 2:54pm On Nov 29, 2013
#teamASUU...FG must bow...we are tired of studying in abysmal conditions, the university education system must improve by fire by force...

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Education / Re: ASUU Dismisses Fg’s Threat To Sack Lecturers by DKJaleel: 2:51pm On Nov 29, 2013
priscaoge: The fate of Nigerian students lies in the hands on bunch of fools(FG & ASUU).....God is watching you all via His Plasma TV
..and laughing at your fo.olishness

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Nairaland / General / Re: Suggestion To Moderators On BANNING! *fellow Nlanders Wat Do U Think* by DKJaleel: 8:34am On Nov 29, 2013
good suggestion...
Religion / Re: Names Of The Two Witnesses? by DKJaleel: 6:08am On Nov 29, 2013
Joagbaje:

Hitler and Several people have been labelled antichrist . They are dead now.

Let's get our facts right. One thing must be clear . The antichrist will be from Isreal from the tribe of Judah . Just like Jesus . The Jews will not accept an American as their messiah.
benjamin netanyahu is your man
Romance / Re: Can You Donate One Of Your Kidneys To Your Spouse If The Need Arises. by DKJaleel: 6:09am On Nov 28, 2013
N-O..NO...Simple
Religion / Re: The Concept Of "Sin" Clearly Debunks The Notion Of Creation. by DKJaleel: 10:12am On Nov 27, 2013
a wonderful thread this is..
Religion / Re: The Concept Of "Sin" Clearly Debunks The Notion Of Creation. by DKJaleel: 10:09am On Nov 27, 2013
obadiah777: absolute hogwash. plaetton you need to be flogged with horse whip for this myopic and redundant article smdh
in simple words, u cant think, as long as you are obadiah, logic is far from you. Shake that ur head harder and read the post over again, you might get lucky..
Religion / Re: I need Ideas On How To Fulfill A Vow by DKJaleel: 4:43pm On Nov 26, 2013
Baby mama: I had a very sick family member and the doctors gave us no hope.We prayed and cried and fasted and one day in a dream two women came to me with a piece of paper.I believe they were angels
They gave me this paper and asked me to write my vows and I wrote that I will donate $1000 to the work of God and that I will proclaim God's goodness.
My family member was treated with series of surgeries and he is alive today despite being bedridden for two years.
I have testified extensively of God's intervention in this matter but I am yet to fulfill the monetary vow and even though I don't have a lot of cash to spare,I know I must fulfill that vow and I want to do it and receive my blessings.

Can the mature Christians in the forum give me ideas of the best way I can fulfill it
I don't want to enrich a pastor

*No childish statements please*

Thank you
Religion / Re: I need Ideas On How To Fulfill A Vow by DKJaleel: 4:40pm On Nov 26, 2013
Baby mama:

Where did you get that line that the person is currently bedridden
If my simple post was too complicated for you why don't you ask for clarification
Mschtwwwww
no vexx....
Religion / Re: I need Ideas On How To Fulfill A Vow by DKJaleel: 6:42am On Nov 26, 2013
baby mama, Come to think of it, u and ur other family members prayed and fasted to a loving and caring God, who's healing and salvation comes free and easy, and yet, still wants a vow?? Fine, u made a vow, and that person still had to undergo series of surgery and all u got is someone who gets bedridden?? What happened to total healing he's capable of??
Now you are filled with a sense of guilt for not fulfilling your vows.
Common!!! Think outside the box for once!!
Religion / Re: Message For My Fellow Country Men And Women by DKJaleel: 6:14am On Nov 26, 2013
dont go and eat, u hear?..as if those in d developed world prayed to god before they got to where they are today..
Romance / Re: Why The "Thank You" After intimacy by DKJaleel: 5:44pm On Nov 25, 2013
bisdansun: i met my wife a virgin, we started having sex few weeks before traditional rigths. every time we make love i always get a "thank you" from her, as if i'm doing it for her alone. when we are enjoying it together. please i'm fed up with this thank you my love thing. please how do i tell her to stop without hurting or offending her.

note: she was my first girl in bed. i also met her a virgin. we disvirgined ourselves.
thank you

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Sports / Re: Enyeama Keeps 10th Straight Clean Sheet In Ligue 1 by DKJaleel: 10:10am On Nov 25, 2013
Vincent, save some of your clean sheets for world cup oo..
Religion / Re: Help Suggest A Name For My Friend's Church by DKJaleel: 6:47pm On Nov 24, 2013
mustard seed ministries plc
Religion / Re: Happy Feast Of Christ The Universal King To All Catholics!!! by DKJaleel: 6:05pm On Nov 24, 2013
CELL2ME2: thank God u re nolonger a Catholic. Now u belong to d church dat give offering wit P.O.S. ehu mmeeeh. Aturuocha
fyi, i aint even a xtian again...mor.on
Religion / Re: Is RFID Chip The "666" Mark Of The Beast & Can Rapture Occur This Year? by DKJaleel: 5:38pm On Nov 24, 2013
OP, the level of your ignorance is second to none and you are proud to show it. If you dont know, lemme tell you. This references to Obamacare, which stipulates that anyone that uses 'devices that are implantable' eg pacemakers, hip replacements or any device that help maintain someone's life must be registered, if such a person is taking this insurance; and nowhere is it required of anyone to have a chip implanted on any part of the body.
You people just take advantage of the slightest controversy and link it to your end time stories and form ridiculous conspiracy theories.
I wanna believe you are educated, pls do your research well next time before you post rubbish.
Btw, Its 2013 years and counting....
Religion / Re: Do You Unconsciously Reason Like A "PAGAN" Sometimes? by DKJaleel: 10:05am On Nov 24, 2013
tayooluwole: i reasons like dat somtimes oooo.....i started reason like dis whn i offered a philosophy course like dat, whn i was in skul...dat course almost change ma toughts totaly bt i tried hard to give it less chance... Today sha, i still reason(just once in a while) like, whts d proove dat God exist................ I was once told dat God loves a dogmatical followers, so dis has been ma guiding principle.... All glory be to GOD....
dunno if i should laugh or frown, but certainly not cry at that statement. Listen to yourself, YOU REASON ONCE IN A WHILE, AND FOLLOWING DOGMA IS UR GUIDING PRINCIPLE...and you call urself a human being?? Or are u running on an OS??
And that guy too is adding a lock to your OS/Brain by shouting halleluyah....
O ma se oo..
Btw, what's the proof of his existence??
Religion / Re: What Do You Think Of People Who Dump Christianity ? by DKJaleel: 9:36am On Nov 24, 2013
I think of an ex christian as someone who has really upgraded his/her level of reasoning, someone who has evaluated life from logical perspectives with deep neutral thoughts, and who has failed not to ignore the facts of history.
Depending on the ex sha, but It's going to take something extraordinary to bring this kinda person back, considering the fact that the individual has probably seen that its weaknesses outweigh its strenghts by teratons, and the legendary levels of hypocrisy, mediocrity and contradictions.
If such a person dies without repenting, well, i dont see anything happening. No heaven/hell/purgatory. What other thing is involved after death?? Maybe reincarnation.
An ex christian who turns to Islam, well, in short, that person took a downward step. cant say of other religions cos i dont know much about them.
Thank you

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Religion / Re: Do You Unconsciously Reason Like A "PAGAN" Sometimes? by DKJaleel: 8:56am On Nov 24, 2013
sweetestguy: We never asked him to create us
We never asked to be brought to this world
Now it seems we are doomed
We must live a very strict life to make it to where he resides
Which the chances seem very slim
We strive to live to the standard he requires of us
Else we are doomed for eternity
All these we do,yet we never asked to be created...
ARE WE DOOMED?
Yes blasphemy! Some might say, how would you ever think of such? Why would such thought come into your mind? Forgive us LORD....!but peeps don't you sometimes though unconsciously reason like this?
that's sanity trying to get hold of you. It's up to you to embrace or reject it..
Religion / Re: Happy Feast Of Christ The Universal King To All Catholics!!! by DKJaleel: 8:46am On Nov 24, 2013
Etumgbe: you are a monkey
i wont exchange insults with you..have a nice day
Religion / Re: Happy Feast Of Christ The Universal King To All Catholics!!! by DKJaleel: 7:04am On Nov 24, 2013
those dark days when I was a Catholic Christian...

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Religion / Re: Prophecy For Wizkid Musician by DKJaleel: 11:38pm On Nov 23, 2013
grin grin grin

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Science/Technology / Re: What Technology Did You Expect Would Be Available Now That Isn't? by DKJaleel: 11:34pm On Nov 23, 2013
one that can determine when you will die..

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Religion / Re: Ancestral Problems: How Do I Deal With It? by DKJaleel: 11:32pm On Nov 23, 2013
Billyonaire: Ancestral Problems is an excuse. Let me give you an analogy, if 2 people press you down, if you can summon enough momentum to break free, no matter how they try, they will become tired. Truth is, ancestral problem is mental reality but not life's reality, it exists only in your mind, not on reality. Its a misguided illusion of the mind. It doesnt exist.
really?? You are ignorant gan oo...
It's even in the bible..
Exodus 34:7, Lamentations 5:7
Religion / Re: Ancestral Problems: How Do I Deal With It? by DKJaleel: 11:27pm On Nov 23, 2013
i strongly recommend you seek help the traditional way. Dont get deceived by some comments below that will tell u a dead jew or a confused skydaddy is the solution..
My two cents...Thank you

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