IYA NGBALI: she no force am o,na tiwa toto sweet pass the wife own,moreover tiwa no dey lie down for bed to fok like a log of wood,for bed she is like a traffic warden

ahn ahn, iya ngbali....gbeborun...so na you dey peep for window wen dem dey fok??
No wonder ur food dey always burn

niceeric:
U call that humor....anyways u need Christ man!,u broke nairaland's lie detectors already...

hey man, now don't feed me poison..

Ediss: Somebody should marry me naaaaaa am handsome and working i want to marry oooh werer is that other part of me

lol... she is pouting on twitter and twerking on YouTube... I don give u clue

homesteady:
How can you dash me what you don't have?

I don give seun jare
u don dull am..

niceeric:
EMPTY BARRELS...

ur sense of humor is on d negative side.
..thank you

homesteady:
Haba! I was just playing along with him

sharrap!! u want to see d pishure So u can tell me to dash you d invitation...u dese people sha.
Shaa wa gba.

the answer is capital NO ..
nobody should come here and say otherwise... thank you

with keshi, we go play in d post-final matches....make we corbet?

stale... thanks

homesteady:
You don't know her and they sent you the IV?
Post pictures or it never happened

i'm a VIP

So this is that Tiwa? I dunno o...i've been hearing that name..Oh she's kinda pretty.
I got the IV late last week when i flew in from Buenos Aires, now i cant attend cos there's no light to iron my regalia...
My regards to them...
btw, if she's a nairalander and reading this, send me your bank details to forward my little wedding present...eshey.. Thank you

eshey. Thank you

Nonso23:
Chai! boys are not smiling ooo!
for the records: na me be number 3 wey like that your post!

Ajibam: I would take all form of ridicule and even die for you

sure, cos u know u've made a mistake..a humiliating one for that matter...

uj_sizzle: Her mother has probably told her to call off the relationship because you are yet to graduate and will most likely not be ready to marry her when mommy thinks she has to settle down.


What can you do?

1. Prove mommy wrong. Show this girl that you're worth the wait. You may have to work extra hard to make this possible or you'll just end up wasting her time. A promise of marriage isn't enough if she can't see any progress.

2. You can let her go. Love isn't everything.

yeah, i agree with u..
Just be urself..Cook correct ewedu soup and put 'something' there...
She will change...trust me

you are really HIGH-Y-O...i wonder how your life will be...
D vegetable oil u ate today, na angel michael send am to you??

[quote author=Olumidzti]

Naming Order

Android versions have been following an alphabetical order in their naming but many have failed to notice this. Android Astro (1.0) was followed by Bender (1.1) followed by Cupcake (1.5). This was followed by Donut (1.6), Éclair (2.0), Froyo (2.2.x), and Gingerbread (2.3.x). This was before Honeycomb (3.x), Ice Cream Sandwich (4.0.x) and Jelly Bean (4.3) entered the equation. Google announced the KitKat (4.4) recently as its latest OS. L..?

lollipop

There you have it, what do you think about these facts? What other interesting fact do you know about Google’s Android that we have omitted?

lemme ask google...wait for me

ahn ahn, plaetton, dont u know money is bicycle of evangelism?? It must be oiled by d 'sheep' nah...
No wonder sheeps look stupid...

OP, keep it up...sense will come your way SOON...
That 'soon' is synonymous with the one in 'jesus is coming soon'..
Watch out for the signs....thank you

i will make sure some deluded race pray and pray and pray and pray and pray, speak in tongues, in teeth, in throat, roll on d floor, fast and fast and fast and fast and fast...*sighs*..dont forget i'm omnipotent, but i'l test their faith with all sorta bad tinz....then answer them after 5014yrs.....aint i fair enuf??

download link first before anything else...thank you

oshey...thank you...u don spoil some people show..

nice development...

nice thoughts OP...

hehe...Jona don chop oyinbo food wey he no suppose chop..local boy forming porshh...

onyfrank:
touch urself. Can feel it? U ar God's image and evidence.

now do d same to yourself, have you done that? Then find a gun and shoot urself in the head...

the bad comment, made by one Blitz

Curiosity killed the cat? If its in the spam; don't get tempted by it, delete it. If its doing you a favour, it is not. If its African, its Nigerian, and they are a bent Nation full of thieves. In short; if you don't know the sender at all; bin it without being curious. If its important and you have binned it; it was probably a summons, so you did the right thing. Curiosity Killed the Cat; remember that, and you will never end up looking a right Pr--t.

Though i found this news/article to be of great help, but what disturbed me was a comment (the 2nd) about nigerians..

Britain's National Crime Agency (NCA) has issued a warning to businesses over a wave of hacking attacks that have seen hackers take control of computer files and demand a £900 ransom to unlock each one.
The attackers use spam emails to target small and medium-sized businesses, with
attachments that look like invoices,voicemails or other business documents. The NCA says that 'tens of millions' of people may have been targeted in Britain, and noted that the attacks seemed to be aimed predominantly at companies.
It described the attacks as a 'significant risk'. The attachments contain a piece of malware called Cryptolocker - an automated piece of ransom software that, if activated, will search for documents and encrypt them so that they cannot be opened or read by the user. Microsoft Office documents were the most commonly affected, but different variations of the malware also searched for other documents, such as .pdf files. Cryptolocker then prompts the owner of the files to pay two Bitcoins (each worth £449 as of 19/11/13) for the key to unlock the files. Bitcoins are a private and anonymous digital currency that can be traded against other major world currencies. The exchange rate can fluctuate wildly. Ransomware has been on the rise since lastyear. A report from Symantec Internet Security noted that for a much cheaper ransom, of 5,300 computers infected,
'About three percent of victims paid the ransom, which netted the criminals about $30,000.' The NCA said in its statement that it 'would never endorse the payment of a ransom to criminals and there is no guarantee that they would honour the payments in any event'.
Lee Miles, Deputy Head of the NCCU says
"The NCA are actively pursuing organised
crime groups committing this type of crime.
We are working in cooperation with industry
and international partners to identify and
bring to justice those responsible and reduce the risk to the public."

The malware should be detected by up to
date antivirus software. Users should exercise caution over opening unfamiliar attachments.
Some of the attachments are notable for
having a double file extension, such as "
FORM_101513.pdf.exe."
Decrypting files that Cryptolocker has been
able to encrypt is 'not feasible', according to Symantec. But there are ways that affected users can recover their files even if they have been locked out, using free Windows tools.

http://m.yahoo.com/w/legobpengine/news/your-money-or-your-documents--how-hackers-can-hold-your-files-to-ransom-180113005.html?orig_host_hdr=uk.news.yahoo.com&.intl=GB&.lang=en-GB

fornication..

onyfrank: @solobl. U try sha. Bt any atheist can't take dat 1$ =N160. They need evidence and image.
I do bliv n God 2, and dat He exist

then show me God's evidence and image..