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Technology Market / Re: Brand New Skechers Wristwatch (highest Bidder) by DKJaleel: 3:50pm On Apr 22, 2018
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Technology Market / Re: Brand New Skechers Wristwatch (highest Bidder) by DKJaleel: 2:56pm On Apr 22, 2018
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Technology Market / Re: Brand New Skechers Wristwatch (highest Bidder) by DKJaleel: 1:22pm On Apr 22, 2018
1000.50 my starting price
Autos / Re: Registered 2015 Toyota Camry SE - Bought Brand New.. by DKJaleel: 1:18pm On Apr 22, 2018
Timfreds:
the price pls
850k

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Business / Re: How To Make Money Living The Laptop Lifestyle by DKJaleel: 5:54pm On Apr 16, 2018
Yeye thread.... Who get Cee-C jare make we cash out

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Islam for Muslims / Re: The Relationship Between Religion And Science by DKJaleel: 10:29am On Apr 13, 2018
Man's knowledge in the physical world is his seeking to discover the norms of Allah in His creation. Consequently, a certain scientific fact can never contradict a certain religious fact for both of them come from Allah Almighty. These are His signs in the horizons, and those are His signs in the revelation. Allah Almighty says (what means):

It clearly shows that the author of this article is still stuck in the minus-12th century. Almighty Allah is using his right hand to fight his left hand.

The fact is that science and religion are two parallel lines that can never meet, and where archaic people try to create a meeting point, it's ways a point of contradiction.

But it's 'commendable' Islam knows this and they try as much as possible to be modern, twisting verses to suit this premise.

There's no relationship between science and religion. One is based on common sense and observations while the other is based on wishful thinking..

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Evils Of Music by DKJaleel: 10:28am On Apr 13, 2018
I'm currently listening to a radio station and they're playing Islamic music.. And e be like say na air and water de make the melody

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Story Time: I Will Never Drink Wine Again! by DKJaleel: 10:19am On Apr 13, 2018
dafeyankee:
I agree.

You guys have converted me to a Muslim just to comment, no problem.

Even in real life, they are always forcing people to convert to Islam.

Now back to this article. This is a strange story. It did not happen in Nigeria,and the names are alien to us Africans, so how is this article relevant to us in Nigeria?

Go and publish this story in Damascus or Cairo.

Here in Nigeria we believe in God,and that Jesus is his son.
even in real life, you and your folks alike are so condescending.

so it's Jesus and his Yahweh daddy that is not alien to us in Africa abi?

Go and preach Jesus in Israel too na

You sef smell your own level of hypocrisy..

The only religion we know in Africa is our traditional religion

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Travel / Re: Accident In Ilorin Kills Corper, Kwara Polytechnic Students & Driver (Graphic!) by DKJaleel: 12:47pm On Mar 16, 2018
zoba88:
A terrible accident that claimed the lives of many Kwara Polytechnic students and a driver happened yesterday at Oke Ose Ilorin.A student of Kwara Poly who shared the story wrote...

'Prayer Changes Things
Worry Changes Nothing
So, Instead Of Worrying About
What You Can Do, Just Pray and Think Of What
GOD Can Do For You.
This is accident sucked me when I saw it, this just happen in oke ose in old jebbar road in ilorin, the taxi is full of kwara state polytechnic ilorin except only the driver, and no one is survive in the accident
May Allah grant them alijana firdaus
R.I.P TO THEM'



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/03/terrible-accident-kills-many-kwara.html?m=1
you're crazy. What kind of prayer are you talking about? Are you trying to say God decided to kill them in such a gruesome manner cos they didn't pray? What kinda monster God do you serve? For you to even pray for them shows how shallow minded you and your God both are..

This is just insane. If they had survived now, y'all be shouting praise God..

I spit on you and your gods..


cry

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Religion / Re: Jesus Is Coming by DKJaleel: 9:23am On Mar 04, 2018
rawtouch:
from which side..
from the sky Bro. Like Elon's rocket re entering earth after doing its job. .

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Education / Re: My Experience Living In A Muslim-populated Hostel by DKJaleel: 9:18am On Mar 04, 2018
dollyjoy:
This story isn't necessary. You will only end up exposing how much of a religious bigot you are. You think their ways are weird,they think your ways are ridiculous. That's where understanding and tolerance comes in. Overlook most things and live life. Life isn't too hard you know.
your post shows how careless and non chalant you are concerning what happens around you.

I had similar experience when I was in 100 level. Those Muslims hate you Christians with passion if you don't know. How did I know? I joined them then in the guise of becoming a Muslim. Well that's a long story.

This attitude of yours is what most Christians exhibit, thus showing your disconnect from the reality of things, gets you marginallized and killed daily; you let your guards down in the name of tolerance. Life is about struggle for survival and the survival of our beliefs and that's what the Muslims believe in and are bound to that - why you see them united always. They smile at you in your presence but want to slaughter you in their hearts and you think all is fine.

Don't you think they wouldn't have killed that guy without hesitation if a religious war broke out all of a sudden?

I'm not a Christian or a Muslim but it pains me each time I see Christians remain docile, say and do some things that in reality puts then in the danger of extinction. wake up, there's a war going on and nobody will fight for you if you overlook most things. .

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Religion / Re: Nigerian Pastor Based In Germany Shows What It Takes To Survive Out There by DKJaleel: 1:52pm On Feb 22, 2018
grin well done sir; but your mates are flying private jets and living in luxury back home.

the truth is that down there, they're not as spiritually insecure and stupid as we have over here.

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Romance / Re: Ederly Man Eating In Restaurant With His Wife's Ashes On Valentine's Day(photos) by DKJaleel: 6:48pm On Feb 16, 2018
Akanbibabatunde:
I only need his profile on any social Media
cheesy
Gbabee... Keyboard warrior, Internet gangster
Politics / Re: Buhari Changes Mode Of Prayers At FEC Meeting by DKJaleel: 4:43pm On Feb 07, 2018
Subtle way to appease Christians, mtcheww

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Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife And Oluwo Of Iwo Clash At Traditional Rulers’ Council Meeting by DKJaleel: 6:08am On Feb 03, 2018
I thought I was gon read how the Oluwo took Ooni to suplex city or how Ooni gave Oluwo an Attitude adjustment..

Mtchew, rebbish

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Celebrities / Re: Checkout This Loved Up Photo Of Timi Dakolo And His Wife In The Bedroom by DKJaleel: 5:45am On Jan 31, 2018
Hmm

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Education / Re: Checkout This Big Mistake Everyone Make In The Banking Hall by DKJaleel: 5:40am On Jan 30, 2018
Lamzee:

Bros easy naaa, because of ordinary letter 'h' you qualify me like this
Baba no mind the language na, na joke I de o..
Education / Re: Checkout This Big Mistake Everyone Make In The Banking Hall by DKJaleel: 12:59pm On Jan 29, 2018
Lamzee:
The Only ATM I know is Athletico Madrid
See your life? It's spelt Atlético Madrid.
Olodo

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Crime / Re: Court Orders Samuel Olajide Afolayan To Pay N9m To Herdsman For Seizing 42 Cows by DKJaleel: 11:38am On Jan 28, 2018
I think the FG should replace the eagle in the coat of arms with a cow, since cows are now sacred animals

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Yahoo Boy Destroys His Laptops After 4 Years Of Not Making Money by DKJaleel: 1:53pm On Jan 13, 2018
grin and the funny thing is that he might just be a day or two from meeting a sure client..

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Politics / Re: Mark: EFCC Uncovers ‘strange’ Payment Of N2.9b To 54 Senators by DKJaleel: 8:05am On Jan 07, 2018
omenkaLives:
Left to PDP, this country would have been butchered and sold out in bits to other countries.

When people say the slogan of PDP is "share the money", they sound like they're joking, but underneath, they know nothing could be truer.

Yet, their supporters with tamper proof stupidity imagine we should have stuck with them.

Funny things
your people getting butchered under APC,but you value your 30k stipend more.

What could be worse?

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Sports / Re: Manchester United: Jose Mourinho Says £300m Spent Not Enough by DKJaleel: 6:19am On Dec 27, 2017
babagy82:
Mourinho is spot on, is just that united fans are too myopic to admit their squad is bang average. No single man united player can make mancity starting eleven (maybe pogba can), That is to show you how bad the squad is.
I'm not a united fan but shut the fűck up..

Compare Sterling of the past to now. Delph? Otamendi? Even Mangala?

Victor Moses at Chelsea? The PS4 David Luiz under Mourinho? E wan spoil Hazard E remain small

See Spurs players, see Liverpool players.. Even Arnautovic under Moyes.. .

No matter how mediocre your players are, it's the job of the manager to instill confidence in them and they will play their best. Is that what José is doing?

Give that same united team to Pep and I'm sure he'll turn them world class.. .

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Sports / Re: Manchester United: Jose Mourinho Says £300m Spent Not Enough by DKJaleel: 5:59am On Dec 27, 2017
I used to like this Mourinho but now he seems to have lost it. All he does now is blame his players, referees and opposition; he's thinking reputation wins games. Football is changing and he's stuck in the past just like wenger.

Oloriburuku somebody. Imagine Man Utd playing negative football against West Brom of all clubs?? Made me lose my corner betting..

By the way before Pep in England, most were saying he can't create and break such records in England. See what's he's done? Now that's a coach...

EPL is overrated jare...

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Romance / Re: Someone Just Told Me I Look More Like Hushpuppi by DKJaleel: 4:51am On Dec 20, 2017
You look like a painting project of Hushpuppi by a talented pry 6 kid..

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Politics / Re: Sule Lamido Wore 2012 PDP Convention Gown To 2017 Convention (Photo) by DKJaleel: 8:16am On Dec 10, 2017
It's an indirect message that their coming tenure won't allow for waste and probably saving his money cos you never can tell with Buhari

2012 and 2017. What's the difference?

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Celebrities / Re: Why Many Actors, Actresses Attend White-garment Churches – Actress Adesegha by DKJaleel: 8:03am On Dec 10, 2017
HarkymTheOracle:

GBAM!!
she is 100% correct
God said I should tell you you'll drink plenty water before today runs out..

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Agriculture / Re: Banana Plantation And Plantain Plantation..which Is More Profitable? by DKJaleel: 7:42am On Dec 10, 2017
Banana is for the boys, Plantain for the men.

Plantain is bigger and better and it fills more.

Banana will give you jedi jedi but Plantain will give you orgasm

Davido is banana, just 2 baby mama. 2baba is Plantain with plenty baby mama

Banana cannot make dodo, Plantain can make dodo

Plantain will make for us our trademark Amala and the leaves will shield our beloved ewedu to keep it fresh

Goats fancy Plantain more and we have more GOATS than monkeys in Nigeria

Plantain is more effective in making jazz than banana..

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Education / Re: Amazing Facts You Do Not Know by DKJaleel: 11:55pm On Nov 26, 2017
NLbully:
you copied dz from someone's FB account
now you're free to go hang yourself
Religion / Re: Does Our Worship Benefit God? by DKJaleel: 7:26am On Nov 12, 2017
Giving is a common and crucial activity that every serious minded believer in Christ should regularly engage in. The wise believer would hear this and flow with it, but those who think they are ‘smart’ will hear and ignore it to their own undoing. Luke 6:38 say that you should give and it shall be given to you. Have you ever asked yourself who benefits when you give to God? Can you make God richer by giving to the owner of the universe? Can you add to the owner of silver and gold by giving to Him? Everything you have, you receive from Him (1st Corinthians 4:7). You are the one who gains from giving to God. When you refuse to give, who loses? The Holy Spirit answers that question in Proverbs 11:24:
“There is that scattereth, and yet increaseth; and there is that withholdeth more than is meet, but it tendeth to poverty.”
If you fail to give, you are the one who loses. Why? Your giving determines how far you go in life. Overflowing abundance is a product of sacrificial giving. If you have been sowing sacrificially to God and His Kingdom but you have not yet reached the level of swimming in abundance, you should be celebrated. Why? It is because you are not likely to die until God pays you back in full. The One who said we should owe no man cannot afford to owe you.
It seems our God loves oxymoron and irony..


Moreover, when you praise God, who gains? Can your praises add to Him in reality? In Psalm 18:1-3, David said several things about who God was to him. He said God is worthy to be praised, because he realised that when he praised God, he got delivered from his enemies. In other words, refusing to praise God would have resulted in him becoming a casualty in the hands of his enemies. So who loses if you refuse to praise God? Revelation 5:11-13 talks about God’s mass choir in Heaven. It says the size is something like 100 trillion. If God has such a great choir of angels and saved souls worshipping Him, what difference will adding or subtracting your voice from it make? Do you think that God will miss your voice? Therefore, who gains from worshipping and praising God? It is you! Every time God demands that we give something to Him, it is for our own good and not His. Only the fellow who wants to deceive himself or herself will think otherwise.
the word or expression for this can only be found in heaven. Our God works in mysterious ways for sure..
Science/Technology / Re: This Wheelchair Has No Problem With Climbing The Stairs Whatsoever by DKJaleel: 7:22am On Nov 12, 2017
EVILFOREST:
May GOD continue to bless the whites, since they know how to apply their God's Given Talent.
grin and may he continue to curse the blacks who bless his name every day and begging him for direction to use their senses

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2017/2018 by DKJaleel: 8:25am On Nov 04, 2017
I need the nairaland code please

Dadaray8@gmail.com
Romance / Re: See What A Girl Did To Her Boyfriend While He Is Fast Asleep(hilarious) by DKJaleel: 4:24am On Oct 07, 2017
grin if that isn't a drug induced sleep, the guy don enter am..
By the way, the guy looks pretty and of course, PHCN always repping...

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