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RomanceRe: Annoying Things Ladies Do That Kills Chat Which Makes Us Delete Them by dkronicle(m): 6:28pm On Feb 13, 2015
Lols buh d truth is that, d church girls are always ready to chat while d baddo them are not ready for 'how is ur day' all they want is 'how is the weekend going to be' so just spice up.
RomanceRe: Annoying Things Ladies Do That Kills Chat Which Makes Us Delete Them by dkronicle(m): 6:25pm On Feb 13, 2015
So i will smell fp dis friday. This is skushes.. Some maggas @ma back are busy discussin political igbe.
CelebritiesRe: Meet World Most Beautiful Woman, 60 Years Old Ms Liu (photos) by dkronicle(m): 5:35pm On Feb 13, 2015
Wow can she still be called sugar momi wen datin a 21yr old male.
SportsRe: Ronaldinho Set For Angola Move by dkronicle(m): 5:30pm On Feb 13, 2015
Maka WhY. A whole profee
CelebritiesRe: Photos: P-square, Don Jazzy On The Set Of Their New Music Video by dkronicle(m): 5:20pm On Feb 13, 2015
Ahhh cee don j head.. Money is pretty.
Car TalkRe: Victim Of 3rd Mainland Bridge Accident Wakes From Coma,Identifies Self(Pictured) by dkronicle(m): 5:16pm On Feb 13, 2015
Chai. Hope he gets more help frm govt sha
PoliticsRe: Accident Involving A Petrol Tanker And A Young Shall Grow Bus At Ore (pics) by dkronicle(m): 7:05pm On Feb 12, 2015
Tank God No Live Was Lost...
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Old Nigerian Anthem And The New Which On Really Would Saver Better? by dkronicle(m): 7:03pm On Feb 12, 2015
Direct to op's ear. When did they change it ?
RomanceRe: Important Notice!!! From National Association Of Boyfriends And Husbands (NABAH) by dkronicle(m): 8:18am On Feb 12, 2015
Madest man
countsparrow:
Na trekkers and alarm clock I go get for my Gf dis val...

Trekkers so she go fit wear am sharply run in case of trouble... Naija ain't safe, violence everywer

Alarm clock so she go fit wake up early go work everyday, competition is stiff... Managers no longer condone lateness...
HealthRe: He Masturbates At Least Two Times Everyday, Pls Help by dkronicle(m): 9:43pm On Feb 11, 2015
Hahah madman
jerflakes:
[size=14pt]Haha grin

I n'agbo ncha.

Ezigbo ncha.

Aha gi bu :
"GBONCHUS PILATE".

More ncha to your Amu.
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CelebritiesRe: OMG! Wizkid Grandmother Is Dead [read] by dkronicle(m): 8:40pm On Feb 11, 2015
But he didnt attend the burial now so why is he sad ?
PoliticsRe: Does Tiles Suck Or Reduces Human Blood If Lay Or Sleep On It.,,or Tousching It.? by dkronicle(m): 8:39pm On Feb 11, 2015
Dis one funny pass lagos count down.
PoliticsRe: Media Chat: Why Did Jonathan Refuse To Mention APC Rather The Other Party? by dkronicle(m): 8:36pm On Feb 11, 2015
because his a matured man and he knows his speaking to matured minds but some will remain wit a milk lickin mind.
RomanceRe: 10 Strange Things All Men Have Done At Least Once by dkronicle(m): 8:19pm On Feb 11, 2015
Sup boo, did u compose it ur self or u copied it cos its true. Beside u re a lady, ow did u know much about guys
MzNelly:
Lol, I'm doing this because Onozboy dared me to tongue

Leggo grin

1. Attempted to twerk.

2. Measured his Johnson. lipsrsealed

3. Pick upon a pair of boxers off the floor, smelled them and wear them regardless of what they smelt like.

4. Written his name with his urine while pissing.

5. Combed his chest hair.

6. Free styled and truly believed they were born rappers.

7. Hold the Johnson upwards while peeing and pretend it's a fountain. lipsrsealed

8. Self-Serviced

9. Scratched their balls.

10. Open their legs as wide as possible when their balls get stuck to their thighs, so it unsticks. Best feeling ever. grin

cheesy cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Sometimes God Will Close A Door To Open A Better Door. by dkronicle(m): 5:47pm On Feb 11, 2015
d door will open after rocking nnkechi.
PoliticsRe: Our Soldiers Are Not Like Nigerians, They Don't Run - Niger's Defence Ministry by dkronicle(m): 4:18pm On Feb 11, 2015
Ow do u xpect our soldiers to fight when the commanders and chief dem aint helpin to boost there morale.
EducationRe: The Miracle Tree In FUTO, Federal University Of Technology Owerri (PHOTO) by dkronicle(m): 4:13pm On Feb 11, 2015
Its normal
SportsRe: Fellaini: Man United Have To Qualify For The Champions League by dkronicle(m): 4:08pm On Feb 11, 2015
Top four is chelsea,man city, man utd and arsenal. Watch 'n' c.
PoliticsRe: FINALLY! Nigeria Splits, Everyone To Your Tent by dkronicle(m): 3:03pm On Feb 11, 2015
Very funny. But wait o. If nig divide now. My yoruba gel fnd will now be 1000miles away frm me ?? Tahh naija wont seper8 anytin
CrimeRe: I’m Now A Political Thug! I'm No Longer A Robber: Suspect [Pictured] by dkronicle(m): 3:00pm On Feb 11, 2015
Dis guy got alot of questions to answer here o. Is political thug a profession ?
He said his a political thug, y wont pple be scared of him. Even if a baby of 3points a gun without bullet to me and ask me to kneel, i will kneel. This guy deserves long term in jail terms. Includin all the political thugs he knows because they re d ones kill our innocent brothers and sisters. Y d politician recruiting his thugs should be sent to exile. How will nigeria be okay when we still have bad eggs around. Sth should be done plzzz
CrimeRe: Confession Of A Father & Why He Slept With 11-year-old Daughter by dkronicle(m): 8:18am On Feb 11, 2015
Its there family matter. Let dem handle. Disgraceful...
SportsRe: Urgent: Who Can Help Me Proof To My Mum That Ftb Betting Is A Dirty Exercise. by dkronicle(m): 8:14am On Feb 11, 2015
Hahaha this is exciting. Ur bro na baddo o. Badder dan olamide gan.
But there is notin wrong na, since dey aint using gun or harassing anyone its allowd. Plz tell ur bro to share some for some niggas in NL.
CelebritiesRe: Funmilayo Ransome Kuti: The First Woman To Drive A Car In Nigeria [Photos] by dkronicle(m): 8:10am On Feb 11, 2015
Mother of baba 70
CelebritiesRe: Ice's Prince's Girlfriend Promotes His Album With Major Boobs Display by dkronicle(m): 8:09am On Feb 11, 2015
Fallen balls
FamilyRe: Baby Pregnant With Twin Fetuses by dkronicle(m): 1:18am On Feb 11, 2015
Am hapi its there. It happens to 1 in 500,000 babies. Endtimers, all end time to rest.
CelebritiesRe: Kelvin Olusola, Grammy Award First Nigerian Winner [Photo] by dkronicle(m): 11:40pm On Feb 10, 2015
Badbelle for wat, u just showd ur high level of stupidity now. So every dark skind man is frm west africa.. Infact u re a disgrace to ur country. Ur level of reasonin shows u dnt ask questions
Olufemiolaolu:
Are so daft dat u cant even read? Naa bad belle dey worry you.
CelebritiesRe: Kelvin Olusola, Grammy Award First Nigerian Winner [Photo] by dkronicle(m): 10:44pm On Feb 10, 2015
U re sick, if i tel u dencia is from west africa will u bliv it ? So every dark skind man is a nigerian.. Maybe u should apply yr 6sense to it.
Shoutozone:
Guy, use your brain now.
FamilyRe: Should We Tell His Father About His HIV Status? by dkronicle(m): 9:52pm On Feb 10, 2015
U guys should let him know. It necessary. I cant h8 my son for livin a foolish life. Just let him no
CelebritiesRe: See What They Did To A G*y Boy In Ghana by dkronicle(m): 7:37pm On Feb 10, 2015
U can take me out of d gay land but u cant take d gay hrt out of me. Is dat d kind of songs he sing ?
CelebritiesRe: Unbelievable!! Piglet Born With Human Face, Pen!s On Its Head -viewer Discretion by dkronicle(m): 7:27pm On Feb 10, 2015
It looks like those stuffs used in designing african nollywood shrine..

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