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Jokes EtcRe: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by DL(m): 9:41am On Apr 29, 2010
I have been studying primates including humans with an emphasis on adaptive phenotypical qualities and can't but recognize the similar facial adaptations of species of monkeys with species of humans who inhabit the same area.

Case in point:Notice the similarities of photos of monkeys to their human counterparts and if you don't see some resemblance then I will be checking myself into the psych hospital cause my eyes most be playing tricks on me.
@oyinda, are you saying you've not seen some resemblance in the first set of pictures the OP posted?

pls tell me why this west african mangabey monkey DOES NOT resemble the west african human below it.
There will always be exceptions.

it's not a joke plz stop it. your promoting rubbish. ppl will actually believe this stuff from reading the posts.
No one needs to tell me the similarities between monkeys and man,Iv been told that since kindergarten.

@Iyineda
Believe me or not I got some people guessing "Egypt, Black Arabian, non African, half-caste", etc. My mum is Igbo, my dad Yoruba. But apparently I don't "look like the common Nigerian". . . if that means anything.
means nuffin, you're one of the exceptions I was talking about.
RomanceRe: 190 Latest Development! by DL(m): 4:54pm On Apr 27, 2010
Nuthin do you guy,abi sumthin do you? but its the inner qualities that really matter ooo.[size=5pt]when the money goes,will the honey stay[/size].
RomanceRe: I Cant Bear This, Pls Help Me by DL(m): 4:40pm On Apr 27, 2010
author = othuke7 My dear friends, I understand your comments and of cause your critism. I'm ok with it. wen i fisrt met her, it was just like a play thing. i know she was very young then and so i keep my distance. She keeps comming to me even wen i tried chasing her away. Pls i'm not saying wat i did was the best. I dont think its the right thing for me to lay hands on her for any reason. When she started work in dat HOTEL, I had to help do some things for her like cooking, washing some of her dirty clothes, cos she looks very weak and tired anytime she comes bak from work. I did all dis not because i'm silly, but because i want her to know dat i'm always available for her. i know with time i will get over it.
You are not serious at all, and I was actually beginning to sympathize with you. grin grin grin grin grin
Nincompoop.Can you imagine!rat poison
RomanceRe: Pls Narialand I Need Some Help by DL(m): 4:29pm On Apr 27, 2010
nonomso:
I melt this guy on net and we chatted for 1 year,we live in different state, finally we get to meet each other face to face,he invite me his place,the first time we saw each other it was ,we  talk for long ,he told me he has 2 ,but they are not just into each other like tht.he  said he loves me and ask me to marry him and i said yes because i loved him.we stayed together all weekend,then i went back to my place,he call all the time,2 weeks later iwent to his place one of his girl friend called,and told him tht she is coming,he ask me what to do i said since she is on way then u go and welcome her,he told me tht he will keep her in the hotel,i said ok.then she came later in the afternoon.he went out to see her,he came back  with his friends,then went out again,came back the next morning,I was so angry,he gave an excuse and promise me i will not see him with another woman again,i forgive him.1 mnoth later he came to see my parents.then ,,after 1year i gave birth to a baby girl and everything changed,he began to act so weird, he hardly talk to me,all he cares about was his boy friend,even they do things i don't understand by locking them selfselves in the room,while am inthe out room.if i ask him what they are doing he pick up fight with me,he even beat me.now i notice he is act strange to our child,like touching her bosom,she is now 2 year old,what can i do.
@poster where r u now,won't u thank the few peeps that have shown u sympathy.
silly girl

questions for you:
1. how old are you?not ripe for marraige I guess.
2. who's your mama?she must be a bad woman.
HealthRe: Dagrin And The State Of Healthcare In Nigeria by DL(m): 3:37pm On Apr 27, 2010
Look guys,if truly he was drunk driving,then just blame it on the alcohol cos a lot of shit could happen when driving at hours like that talk less of when under the influence. Likewise a lot of shit could be avoided more easily when not drunk driving.
No doubt the state of the hospitals aint that fantastic but it aint so bad either (at least in lagos), and I'm not referring to hospitals that have just one or 2 wards being run by male nurses that pose as doctors angry cry.
Anywayz he is Dead and Gone,and from the pictures, all I can say is some serious shit went down that nite.
May the C.E.O R.I.P cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry



[size=5pt]Sometimes when I sleep n I'm dreaming I just don't wanna wake up. I'm married to the game n me n ma b*tch gon neva break up, n I wonderrrrr[/size]
Nairaland GeneralRe: I'm Scared Ooo! by DL(op): 3:08pm On Apr 27, 2010
Nah,I don't think this one's a farce,more like someone with the right senses doing the right thing.
I agree it's purely Jonathan and not PDP.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Gentlemens Club.....you are all welcome. by DL(m): 12:32am On Apr 26, 2010
Have you got any tequila, Grand Patron to be precise. I need a shot to knock moi out
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Gentlemens Club.....you are all welcome. by DL(m): 12:12am On Apr 26, 2010
knock knock! Is the club still open?
Nairaland GeneralI'm Scared Ooo! by DL(op): 10:20pm On Apr 25, 2010
There hasn't been power outage in my area since friday. In fact the voltage is so high that the transformer often sparks.
What's happening in lagos?
Music/RadioRe: Da Grin Is Dead! by DL(m): 9:28pm On Apr 23, 2010
Will surely miss your grind.
R.I.P Dagrin
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Goodluck - The Miracle Man by DL(m): 9:56am On Apr 23, 2010
Much has been said about the DRAMATIC improvement in the supply of grid electrical power to Nigeria over the past few months, but a new thread is still in order, since Jonathan Goodluck has slayed a monster that NO OTHER Nigerian head of state DARED tackle at any time over the past 30 years.

It began virtually the instant President Goodluck took over from the long dead and entirely worthless Ex-President Yar Adua, with lights and electrical appliances flickering to life all over Nigeria for the first time in the living memory of any person less than 30 years old, and now, there flows near 24-hour stable electrical power over vast, long forgotten swathes of a land formerly condemned to permanent darkness.

Evidently, President Goodluck single handedly confronted, defeated and uprooted that profoundly evil gang of criminals who held on to key jobs in the national electrical utility company, exploiting their access to the key equipment for the devious purpose of profiteering from Nigeria's electrical blackout by making sure all electrical outlets remained permanently dead. With President Goodluck now DIRECTLY running Nigeria's electrical power sector, all the worn-out excuses for the perennial blackout have miraculously vanished overnight. This accomplishent is almost beyond comprehension, and is without equal in Nigeria's entire history.

If there is a minor regret most Nigerians may quietly harbor in the wake of this astonishing development, it would probably be that those squalid, greedy saboteurs of the country's power supply capability cannot simply be lined up against a wall and shot to pieces in a hail of machinegun fire before an exultant crowd.

All in all, Jonathan Goodluck ALREADY qualifies as Nigeria's MIRACLE MAN, for he has accomplished the seemingly impossible in virtually no time at all. Bravo Johnny ! You is da MAN ! Take my wife, please ! I would be greatly honored.
I agree with you that President Jonathan has got something to do with this. Electricity has improved a lot.
PoliticsRe: Constant Power Supply? Whats The Cause? by DL(m): 9:49am On Apr 23, 2010
My Brodas na the same thing here for east o,
Ebonyi state
I'm afraid to sleep at night lest they get angry and increase voltage and raze my abode to the ground
lmao
Music/RadioRe: Da Grin Is Dead! by DL(m): 8:49am On Apr 23, 2010
RIP CEO
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Can You Chike A Girl Right Now(on Nairaland)? by DL(m): 1:03am On Apr 22, 2010
This worked on a beautiful girl I saw in a stunning dress at a party: Slowly, I said "Hello, can I tell you something personal, its seems as though you were born in this dress cos it fits you perfectly and I can't help but ask if you'd mind going out on a date with me."
Ofcourse she go think about am and I follow up after I collect number.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Buy this quality watches. by DL(m): 12:47am On Apr 22, 2010
Nawa ooo.
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by DL(m): 9:26pm On Apr 21, 2010
Hello
Since, had format my system it do select dvd and sometimes, it ll be indicating empty dvd and is not empty?
and try to brows through the port i meaning using cable it won't indicate the port, except through hi-fi or usb?
Try to be more legible in typing. I Really don't get wat you're saying.
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by DL(m): 9:17pm On Apr 21, 2010
hello, my hp 530 refuses to recognize external hard drives connected via usb but it recognizes flash drives and other usb devices. I tried formatting but the problem remains.

it's on XP professional
1.7GBprocessor speed
1GB Memory

pls what can I do?
have u tried it on any other pc running xp? maybe its got compatibility issues.
RomanceRe: How Can A Woman Spot A Genuine Man? by DL(m): 8:49pm On Apr 21, 2010
Just define your values, stick to them but be flexible and pray to meet a guy who appreciates your values.
A good guy can't be good in the eyes of every lady i.e ones meat is another's poison.
After all ugly baba suwe was good enuf for pweety Moladun kenkele (R.I.P).
Music/RadioRe: Da Grin Involved In Serious Car Crash by DL(m): 8:47am On Apr 16, 2010
Get well soon Dagrin.
I'll keep listening to ur rhymes in the meantime.
lala tongue
RomanceRe: How Do You See A 24 Yrs Man Dating 15 Yr Old Girl by DL(m): 8:07pm On Apr 11, 2010
How Do You See A 24 Yrs Man Dating 15 Yr Old Girl
Without mincing words, CHILD ABUSE.
Unless she's a northerner.
PoliticsRe: Sunday Breaking News: Jos Is On Fire Again! by DL(m): 7:58pm On Apr 11, 2010
chidichris:
our jonathan is busy travelling to usa while our ppl are dying here and there.
can someone pls tell jonathan to come back home and put his house in order
Please tell me why you're blaming Jonathan? Is he the omnipotent that can be everyewhere? These gangs have been killing since OBJ's regime.
Rather you should address the real issue which is - what do these northern militants(as I would like to call them) want?
FYI they also killed some muslims in previous riots.
RomanceRe: Nlands Guys. by DL(m): 7:39pm On Apr 11, 2010
Na laff I just dey laff.
@poster this your thread should be moved to the jokes section.
honestly the topic is kind of silly.
Science/TechnologyRe: Nigerian Scientists Develop Fuelless Generator by DL(m): 1:12pm On Apr 09, 2010
Make Jubaili brothers catch you, U wan spoil market for some people abi?
Technology MarketRe: I've Got 50k For A Clean N97 Today. Any Sellers? by DL(op): 11:04pm On Apr 01, 2010
initialize, i've seen ur's in ur previous posts but I think u mentioned the accessories aren't complete.
Technology MarketI've Got 50k For A Clean N97 Today. Any Sellers? by DL(op): 10:38am On Apr 01, 2010
I'm ready to buy it today.
PhonesRe: Hack Your S60 Phones In 3 Minutes,anytime,anywhere by DL(m): 11:22am On Mar 30, 2010
I no mind too oo
krushmc@yahoo.co.uk
BusinessRe: Have You Ever Lost Cash To An ATM? by DL(m): 12:42pm On Mar 29, 2010
Nope,it has never happened 2me though I hear a lot of peeps complaining about this. But also note that there are some banks that are well known by their failed ATM projects e.g UBA,skye,intercontinental etc. So try to shy away from them.
TV/MoviesRe: My 15 Most Disturbing Movies. by DL(m): 11:28am On Mar 16, 2010
Nneka the pretty serpent
Final destination I,II,III,IV
hills have have eyes 1 & 2
Dawn of the dead
Shaun of the dead
SAW I and V
Nightmare on elm street
Evil Dead
Anachrophobia
The invasion of the body snatchers
Bride of frankenstein
Midnight meat train(one hell of a horror movie)
Christianity EtcRe: Its Like The Story About Christ Embassy Is Real Oh! Witnessed Personally by DL(m): 10:56am On Mar 16, 2010
Ganjaseed:
@evalasthn:  Bless you my brother.

People are saying i should rather preach the gospel than saying things like this, this reminds me that they did not understand what the gospel means in the real sense. I have heard a lot of criticism of CEC i have never made a wrong comment on any, but at a time i decided to find out myself and i was able to figure out what those blind followers are not seeing. And for those of you defending CEC may God forgive you, you do not even have a good defence but rather using abusive words even Pastor Chris wouldn't do that he is a gentle man and a child of God.

These guys using abusive words are mealy defending the denomination while I am defending the sincere milk of the word of GOD so that we will all grow thereby.

Advice!!!!!!
Brethren, knowing fully well that we will all account to the most high one day, be carefull to uphold the gospel of truth, and reject any form of contamination of the word of God at all time, irrespective of who preach it, no man is above God, and God is God of us all.
Blessing!!!!!
GangaGuy, e don do u sef.
Those that want to hear have heard, we will pray for the ignorant ones.
But me I no go mind see that wedding drama for the holland church.

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