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searay: Where is the joke?
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~vicky~:
^^^ u put a profile pics now

centje: i undertand man,buh you can still re orient her

centje: men!! The outing crashed already...

Dlex21,jst relax. drill the chick wella nah...

pearl~hapi:
sorry nau!you vex too much,you r already failin my terms even before the outing

pearl~hapi:
lmao!see provocation,oya chill[calms him down]you are funny sha•you are making my noon,dnt stp

pearl~hapi:
funny,come back here jare

pearl~hapi:
oya nau no wahaz!where is it at?btw are you coming to pick me or I should bike

pearl~hapi:
dlex isn't serious nau hence the listing•i can't possibly start tellin these to a guy real life[don't forget this is NL]90percent of things here are jokes÷whrz the guy sef?

dagr8: OH GOD SAVE US FROM AKPORS
JUST ENJOY IT.
Ekaitte and her husband Akpors on phone.
Ekaitte: Where the hell are you? ...
Akpors: Honey, u remember dat gold shop where u saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in luv wit it?
Ekaitte (relaxed): Yes, my king
Akpors: Remember I had no cash 2 buy it 4 u dat day & I said I will buy it 4 u one day?
Ekaitte (totally relaxed with a smile & a blush): Yes I remember my love!
Akpors: Good, I am in a beer palour next to that shop!

pearl~hapi:
you must be a gentle man
Fun to be wit
Not boring and not a talkertive
You must be handsome[that's number one]
You must be a very liberal person with an open heart[your heart must be butiful]
You must know how to make me laugh
You must speak well
You must not look at my bossom[lustfully or any other part]else I would tag you a “name”
I think that's just the lil I can say here!so do you fit into any of those?

pearl~hapi:
av got terms and conditions!if you meet it good for you but if not,dey your lane abeg

CY09: Did you guyz just noticed that NL was inaccessible for like 3-5min?

pearl~hapi:
not a crime but then don't do it lustfully and don't even let her know your spoilt eyes are on her bossom

psoto: O yeah...its gonna be fun. May God spare our lives.

pearl~hapi:
dis part is very annoying and I wonder why guys do this•i can actually slap a guy for it

psoto: How was your day sir?

psoto: #ClearsThroat, I no talk anything o. Na CY D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ insinuate.

CY09: I no fit shout!

psoto: KRISSTIE and DLEX, looks like you two have a lot in common as regards posting and Location.

CY09: This sounds like match making to me!

Krysstie: @ogba...

ik121: Good day folks.

Krysstie: duin nuffin....rounded up skul tinz since early August, n since then i've bin home waiting for call-up letter....completely bored...

Krysstie: lol...my cousin served der, n d gist i ws given made me fall in luv, itz also d nicest place i think is far away 4rm home...tot of abj as well 'cos i also hv cousins d@ wrked deir way der during their service....so, dey'll also help me do d same...either of d two d@ wrks out, fine!...bt all in all, prefer PH 'cos abj doesn't pay.....

AmBeautiful: Why not?

What I meant is: no 'touchy-touchy'
Some guys will invite you for lunch or lunch date , you never even sit down for chair or order what you want but they have touched you tire. And if you convert all the 'touchy-touchy' to dollars, you are hitting $500,000 or more

The annoying part is that at the end, the guy can't even buy a decent lunch.
Even if he does, he would come to Nairaland to complain of 'all this Nigerian Girls'