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searay: Where is the joke?
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u are a saddist who lacks sense of humour

[quote author=~vicky~]^^^ u put a profile pics now[/quote]like say na ur own dey dere

centje: i undertand man,buh you can still re orient her

i'll fink abt it

there's some1 am yet to see 2day...

centje: men!! The outing crashed already...

Dlex21,jst relax. drill the chick wella nah...

baba she don f up jawe...she turn me 2 joker, just imagine

[quote author=pearl~hapi]sorry nau!you vex too much,you r already failin my terms even before the outing[/quote]NO MORE OUTING

[quote author=pearl~hapi]lmao!see provocation,oya chill[calms him down]you are funny sha•you are making my noon,dnt stp[/quote]mtcheeew

[quote author=pearl~hapi]funny,come back here jare[/quote]come back ko?

[quote author=pearl~hapi]oya nau no wahaz!where is it at?btw are you coming to pick me or I should bike[/quote]pick fire!!! u be beans wey dem dey pick? abeg sit don 4 ur haus make u dey soak ur garri jawee

[quote author=pearl~hapi]dlex isn't serious nau hence the listing•i can't possibly start tellin these to a guy real life[don't forget this is NL]90percent of things here are jokes÷whrz the guy sef?[/quote]i'm here o!!! sooo u feel am not serious...then so be it! *takes his tuxedo back 2 wia he bot it, demands for his money back and then proceeds 2 a *

dagr8: OH GOD SAVE US FROM AKPORS
JUST ENJOY IT.
Ekaitte and her husband Akpors on phone.
Ekaitte: Where the hell are you? ...
Akpors: Honey, u remember dat gold shop where u saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in luv wit it?
Ekaitte (relaxed): Yes, my king
Akpors: Remember I had no cash 2 buy it 4 u dat day & I said I will buy it 4 u one day?
Ekaitte (totally relaxed with a smile & a blush): Yes I remember my love!
Akpors: Good, I am in a beer palour next to that shop!

vewi 4ni

[quote author=pearl~hapi]you must be a gentle man
Fun to be wit
Not boring and not a talkertive
You must be handsome[that's number one]
You must be a very liberal person with an open heart[your heart must be butiful]
You must know how to make me laugh
You must speak well
You must not look at my bossom[lustfully or any other part]else I would tag you a “name”
I think that's just the lil I can say here!so do you fit into any of those?[/quote]1. check
2. check
3. check
4. check
5. check
6. check
7. check
8. i wee look but dont worry, u wont know

i fit in all of them...guess we are good to go

[quote author=pearl~hapi]av got terms and conditions!if you meet it good for you but if not,dey your lane abeg[/quote]hmmmm...trust me, i've met them already...but for the sake of asking, what are they?

CY09: Did you guyz just noticed that NL was inaccessible for like 3-5min?

yep...i did. 2much traffic

[quote author=pearl~hapi]not a crime but then don't do it lustfully and don't even let her know your spoilt eyes are on her bossom[/quote]see this 1 o!!! spoilt eyes ke?? wetin God give me eyes 4?

all fings bright and beautiful
all creatures great and small
all fings wise and wonderful,
the lord God made dem all...sooo i can look as i like, but guys will def be wise abt it nah...

i'll like 2 go on a date wiv u o!

4/5...number 3 hard pass

psoto: O yeah...its gonna be fun. May God spare our lives.

Amin ya Allah!

morning peeps!!!

i'm sooo looking forward to the day we'll all come here and disclose where we were posted 2...pretty sure it'll be fun

[quote author=pearl~hapi]dis part is very annoying and I wonder why guys do this•i can actually slap a guy for it[/quote]is it a crime for a guy 2 appreciate God's creation

psoto: How was your day sir?

Twaz fine o! And urz?

psoto: #ClearsThroat, I no talk anything o. Na CY D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ insinuate.

¶ hear una...no comment

CY09: I no fit shout!

who send u?

psoto: KRISSTIE and DLEX, looks like you two have a lot in common as regards posting and Location.

that's 1 of the advantages of being here ;

CY09: This sounds like match making to me!

i hear u...lol

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its a full house...i see u all in 6D...

sooo what's d topic of discussion

let us come and start going-typical naija english

Krysstie: @ogba...

k

ik121: Good day folks.

afternoon bro

there is no such thing!!!

Krysstie: duin nuffin....rounded up skul tinz since early August, n since then i've bin home waiting for call-up letter....completely bored...

eeya...pele...u just finished school last month and u are complaining of being bored...i comment my reserve...
wia in lag are u?

Krysstie: lol...my cousin served der, n d gist i ws given made me fall in luv, itz also d nicest place i think is far away 4rm home...tot of abj as well 'cos i also hv cousins d@ wrked deir way der during their service....so, dey'll also help me do d same...either of d two d@ wrks out, fine!...bt all in all, prefer PH 'cos abj doesn't pay.....

i see...am also considering abj buh since i schooled there, wanna go experience a new culture...PH as u said is nicest place to go, they also pay which is an added advantage compared 2 abuja...pray it works out for us o!!! in the mean time, whatchu doin?

AmBeautiful: Why not?

What I meant is: no 'touchy-touchy'
Some guys will invite you for lunch or lunch date , you never even sit down for chair or order what you want but they have touched you tire. And if you convert all the 'touchy-touchy' to dollars, you are hitting $500,000 or more

The annoying part is that at the end, the guy can't even buy a decent lunch.
Even if he does, he would come to Nairaland to complain of 'all this Nigerian Girls'

u are mos def speaking from experience

pray she is a lively person...else forget