₦airaland Forum

northvietnam:
I am what u dream to be in future.
For your info, ain't no pyrate.
I just replied a very big bread industry......
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........
042 starch tinx.......

Good to know ooo cos e no dey pay. No price no pay!

northvietnam:
Arooo rugged, Samankwee for the rugged norshmen, Rugged viki confraa...
Fvck em all...
For those Bg reading this post
Police go light all of unaaaah one Day...
Dirty nonsense sailors, thieves and pik pockets
ZeyA to all Rugged Apaches in 042.
Starchy boiz Rock

Another useless cultist in the house. pyrate wey don expire.

Kyllahmc:
vikings are the most childish and disgraceful confraternity ever... bloody baggers

And which group do you belong? You must belong to one from your statement tho.

This is the solution to your problem: if you want to achieve longer and bigger joy stick like 3inch to 9inch, 9 to 12 inch,12 to 14 inc and so on you should stop masturbating, eat plenty fresh bananas with groundnut, cucumber with groundnut, walter melon, drink enough water, eat carrots, eat beans, stop taking any thing that contains sugar, do press up every morning immediately you wake up and finally before six months come here to testify how longer and bigger your joy stick is.




Joy stick comes with every day maintenance task and most people don't know about this. You may be lucky enough to naturally have long and big joy stick but if you don't know how to maintain it and prepare it for its duty then you probably weaken it and render it not sharp enough to respond immediately you need it to perform.



My dear your joy stick still have enough time to grow longer and bigger only if you reduce pressure on it, try sleep naked alone by allowing air to it, also stop wearing pants and treat it just like I have said above because it is also an engine that always require to be serviced.

I say congrats to you in advance and please don't here to complain about your joy stick is too long and too big.

Just be short with 9 months pregnancy, have big eye like owl, big lips, wide nose and be very rich. All the beauties in nigeria would volunteer to even bath you.

All I can say is you should expect a post like this from a lazy girl who doesn't have the urge to contribute in a relationship but always hoping for ready established man to come her way.




Note: Girls alike dated established men trying to force through serious relationship while the men just keep them for fucking sake. After they tried so hard and it didn't work out, they come down to broke guys level because they want to get married.
Then you hear them saying "no sex before marriage or no sex in dating" after their vagina has already widen like ogba river.

DickDastardly:
No doubt, na Magnus Abe ground be dat. Make una continuu

Is Tai LG and Khana LG the same?

You dived rock! Kpele

I just love being single may be because:

Nobody ask me baby why you didn't call me before you go to bed.

Nobody disturb my mind with bountiful missed calls and love text messages.

Nobody disturb my mind for birthday gift.

Nobody ask me money for hair every two weeks.

Nobody narrate problems for me to solve.

Nobody ask me money for upkeep.

Nobody bump into my house uninvited with suspicious look on her face.

Nobody invade my privacy anymore.


Any time the thought of woman cross my mind I can just place an order for beautiful, pretty and sexy girl, have her for all day and pay her off then continue with my hustling spirit.
I love being free like air while I keep making my money.
Relationship is a major distraction for men with money making ideas.

vindisick:
bigger than this?... my god

Yeah you can after all it stretches.

missyadorable:
Small dic

I believe you take bigger.

May be I should slap you too to regain your senses before you accept to marry him.

Nnemuka:
even sane nigerian men do it. they can take you to the most expensive restaurant, ask you to order for any thing you like and before you finish your meal he wont be anywhere in sight.

Yes for people that always wants to eat from where they did not sow.

What really piss me off about nigerian girls is they lack the sense to remember they are just meeting a guy the first time to start asking for lunch and recharge cards.

I met this girl the first time and the next word from her was " I am hungry take me to Kfc". Tell me if na her papa get Kfc. Lol!
Many of them can't even cook palatable meal, I always see them hanging around fast food joints. If na lie ask any of them to boil egg for you if she no go break egg inside hot water for you.

Larryhoover:
If you are the type on the quest for the perfect man,
Follow these simple steps then you will achieve it
1. Get a clay of about 50kg and 30litres of water
2. Imagine how your dream man should look like and sketch him out on a paper.
3. Begin to mould the man from start to finish.
4. Then marry him.



Seems OP is affected with slumbering, you better wake up and face reality.

She is slumbering on a banana tree.

If you don't date a nigerian guy, who will you now date? May be an alien because it is believed 1 out of two black men you meet in any part of the world is a nigerian.

Please send past questions to me via sonitesony@gmail.com

Them be like, oya wait! You must become my lady. Lol!

Them be like, oya wait! You must become my lady.

Whaaat! You mean the stupid boy killed himself because of only one pussy when there are so many pussy out there?

Cowardice is a very big problem in nigeria.

violetta50:
lol! for ur mind Na u be minister of petroleum

Na you talk so. How you? Mail me let's talk.

Benin city. Comrade buses at their forestry road terminal by Agidigbi house ring road.

myfantasies:
I will love to have such relationship

It will be fun

Hmmm!

violetta50:
Minister of petroleum ;DMinister of petroleum

Lol! What's happening?

Davexx:
Just check the understanding and agreement box and click on start a new application, its very easy if u knw how to use a computer, if u don't, I advice u go to a cafe for help, thanks

I am a computer literate. The issue is may be there is problem with the site. If I don't know how to use a computer would I have said the page that usually come up after clicking the option 'start application' is another page requesting for application I'd and email? Out of curiosity I came in here to ask if application I'd is generated to one before he can apply because I was confused about it.
I guess the website was overcrowded the reason I was directed to the wrong page.
I tried it today and the site directed me to the right page immediately.
Thanks for replying to my comment.

Pls house, how can I apply? I clicked the link below the application requirements and what I saw is application I'd and email. I don't have application I'd and how can I get it?

Karid entity lakamua. Walks and never stumble! Ilya du bensu.

ddippset:
Tout governor. See 'toutery' depicted all over him.

You called him a tout? A graduate of law?
I smh!! I think your Bubu the APC president is the tout with nepa bill certificates.

Mr Nigeria now becomes mr Romantic.
Infact, every beautifully created woman with beautiful heart inspires every man in a romantic manner.

Jamb must be scrapped because of you.

When Buhari said he is taking the duties of petroleum minister upon himself, his wife is the petroleum minister yet to be revealed.

Mosquito legs lol!