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A smart student should confirmed his examination center before the day of the examination. This is what I did during my time.

Instead I send my kid to China to go learn technology than spending 42million every term for British accent

Now paying for subsidy is game. They are all scammers. He was sent to say this

Money laundering system of business

sweetkev:
My ex wife said worse. Your wife still contribute sometimes right ? Mine can not even buy ordinary pad with her money despite the fact that she's also working. Not even a sachet water and she talks anyhow too. I warned her for years but she never took it seriously until I served her the paper. Now I have peace

You did very well. I also gave my wife enough time to see changes in her behaviour which has now elapsed. Whatever she is contributing comes with insults and so much disrespect. The two years we have been together she contributed nothing despite her earning 350k monthly salary.

She only started contributing to the house the beginning of this year I started having financial problems. The 4 months she started contributing to the house is like hell to me, and I still manage to provide 300k monthly for the house yet I am being told I am not doing enough.

sweetkev:
You are talking about my wife here. I already divorced her.

Very good, and I am already on the path of divorcing my wife too. I remember she told me one time she doesn’t care if a man is cheating as long as the man is rich and he is providing everything for her.

The scaring part is when you realise you are having a bad wife. To divorce her, and to get married to a better wife becomes a problem because the next person might be the worst.

I have a wife who thinks a man should always have to provide in whatever situation. She doesn’t understand there are better days and bad days for business. When it’s better days she would spread to enjoy her life to the fullest, and during this periods she would adore you and have so much respect for you. We would never be having misunderstandings or stress about money.

The moment I start having financial problems for few months, I am being disrespected and thrown under the bus because she is contributing to the house despite I still struggle to provide 300k to run the house monthly.

If you have a wife that supports you and encourages in your bad days you don’t know what God has done for you. A wife that doesn’t complain and compares you with others outside. A wife that’s not blaming herself for making the decision to get married to you because she sees her colleagues and she feels they are doing better than her. Well I think Nigerian women of this generation are not for marriage. I have given up on Nigerian women. I have to try other African women for marriage

One of my guy na him house dem come give am customs employment letter. He paid 2million naira for it. The day the top custom officer was coming to his house to give him the employment letter my guy killed a very big ram and he invited us for the celebration. Not that he wanted the work, he just wanted to have the power and the name as custom officer. I mean someone that is already rich having a paint company.

If you are a graduate drop your all certs one side and forget about federal government jobs first. Go and hustle like the illiterates on the streets, get rich then you can easily walk to any office to demand for an employment. If you don’t have money have people that know people that are very powerful and influencial if not you will kill yourself with stress and yo u will hope in vain over federal government jobs.

Na so a friend of mine came to check on me one time, As my guy wined down to talk to me the AC almost froze me wey dey outside. Na so I ask my guy u be corpse? E say the weather too hot. Na im wan froz himself to death.

Omo, The very day I stopped buying soda drinks in Nigeria was the day I bought Fanta plastic, and i decided to pour little on my palm to see how it looks before drinking from the plastic bottle.

After i poured little on my palm, I waited for about 2 minutes before i poured it out to allow my palm to dry. Few minutes later that i poured it out, and my palm was completely dried the whole of my palm turned pink like a painted palm. Like seriously, it was like I dipped my palm inside a bucket of paint.

It took me two days to wash off the colour completely despite using dish washing liquid to wash my palm.

Nigeria is de*dly

This is what turned my dick cap to pink

[quote author=Ipobfraud post=128994448]You people just they stupid by birth. You want to fight government? We’re still clamoring for on how to end the killing in the area you idiot is still saying they should come together and fight army. They better pray things settled and president order them to stop killing innocent people there, government cannot not lose, civilians will. Go ask odia people they will enlighten you



Northern army that cannot replicate the same action in northern states, they know how to raze down villages in the south. You must have given your senses to your father to hold for you before quoting me. Go to sleep you likkle someboi

South south needs to unite themselves and armed themselves against the northern military that can only come to destroy the south leaving the north where is there is always massacre of the soldiers

In 1990 you can’t keep 20k in your house because 20k was like 5 million naira. I remember my father bought plots of lands between 3500 and 5000

It is better to use tissue after using water to wash

Did I just read Nigeria is too divided to have revolution? Hahaha hunger will unit the people soo. Then y’all will know what is hunger.

Floating the naira and removing subsidy is the major problem.

Our economy is petroleum and gas dependant, apart from petroleum and gas there is no other major source of revenue. Removing subsidy increased the inflation from the previous administration. Even a layman knows we have no stable electricity as alternative for petroleum and gas. if there was stable electricity the subsidy removal wouldn’t have much effect on the naira.

In this country, our daily business activities are tied on pretroleum and gas. Let’s take a shift a way from petroleum and gas, and let there be stable electricity the naira will start appreciating.

Let’s Imagine there is stable electricity, you do not need to use gas and petroleum to run your everyday business. Before removing subsidy first thing that should have been in place is stable electricity.

Memberclub:
bro I was like nobody is pay 6.3M for corolla. Never! Won't happen

This person that put this Nonsense out is a joker. This is their way of inflating prices in the country.

Have you seen where a man still struggling to feed himself goes to the market to use his only surviving money to buy liability? Where your hand nor reach no dey put am. It is still early to let her go now.

You have to know in this generation no woman will accepts to be in a situation like yours. Gone are those years women used to stick to their husband in whatever situation. No woman wants pitying way of life, and unable to afford common little things of life.

Oga, the truth is you are not ready for marriage. Don’t force yourself into what you cannot do.

Before you dey get married you no get house hold items as a bachelor, you no get tv, curtains, chairs and other things before you carry your two left legs go carry woman dey marry because you see other people dey marry you allow dem pressure you.

you never ready she go insult you tire and e go remain small make you go carry rope hang yourself.

You better free her and let her go. When you are ready, and you can afford the common little things of life without scratching your head then you will be able to live with a woman peacefully.

If you chop pick up money and you think hand No go meet you Na life. Na before you fit chop person yahoo money, the person go let you go free. No try chop person yahoo money this new era cos e no reach one month wey dem go take you down to 6 feet

I am seeing cantons of Eva wines shey hungry man go drink Eva wine belleful? I no understand

When will Nairaland moderators upgrade themselves? I can’t believe Nairaland is still the same Nairaland I joined in 2008, I am still wondering if Nairaland is developing backwards. The moderator that moved this to front page must be delulu

Nairaland admins are the worst. why pushing this inflated price list to the front page without verifying this claim. This should be removed from the front page. There is no where Lexus es 350 2010 model is 19.5m

I laugh reading this price list. This is inflated prices. Is it the same Lexus es 350 2008 model we bought 7.5m today? The Lexus es 350 2008 model is very sharp and clean with full custom duty paid. No accident and very low mileage. We even took a professional mechanic to check it and after checking he approved it zero faults.
Guys, just look for a good car vendor whose conscience is still intact.

Removing subsidy to loot subsidy money for personal wealth replacement. It’s getting Wesser

It’s not possible for a father to tell his child to go out to steal, and the same father would turn around to punish his child for stealing.

Missyajoke:
You must be a controlling manipulative man/woman. Why on Earth will you do a charm to control a person to do your bidding?? Soon that manipulative and controlling spirit will destroy your life.

Tell me which part of your body you are feeling pains? May be I may help you ease the pains. As the lady is controlling and manipulating him physically you didn’t see no wrong in that, but if he starts controlling and manipulating her that’s only when you are hurt. I hope you drank enough water before quoting my comment if not you may continue this journey you have started without saliva in your mouth. Trust me!

deanoffaculty:
"Unavailable true love".....I disagree with you. Michael was not smart enough.
Michael wanted to play "green card" game but he was not smart enough. No matter how you plan your "Japa" moves when it comes to clinching for marriage, their society doesn't joke with their women. You can't play their women and go Scot free.
Another issue with Michael is that, he was not expecting that the whole journey will go far. He entered into it and he couldn't pull out again. What he was benefiting from Angela could not make him pull out.
Michael used to be a thin guy na.....but now meat don full his neck. 😂 😂 😂

But seriously, God punish poverty. That's just the bottom line of Michael's story.

They are benefiting from each other. She is using him for fame and more money from TLC, and Michael is staying out for his gains as well. He should use good something on her, she will mellow and surrender the game to Michael as the winner.

The guy is blinded by unavailable true love. Obviously the woman doesn’t love him, She just want to be using him like a slave.

He should go and ask other guys how to make oyibo woman to love, loyal and respect a black man. E think say na ordinary eyes guys they use. Person wey suppose go meet Baba make dem give am me and you forever beeds make him wear am for him waist take fvck nonsense from the oyibo woman body. I swear she go loyal to you with so much respect forever. Make him dey there dey do like mugu.

She must be a transgender

The government is bridging the gap between the rich and the poor to be more bigger to weak the poor both physically and mentally. By the time you trek on the pedestrian bridge 10X in one year with little or no food in your stomach you’d be weak, and you can’t shout we want revolution anymore . The more you fall into the poor gap the more you will suffer. You better hustle o

I think after election, and whoever is elected just want to punish Nigerians by making policies that will impoverish more people making life more harder because of the insults on social media and the difficulty in rigging elections. They spend so much money to bribe their ways through election tribunals.

Tinubu must recover all the money he spent to get on that seat. Tinubu spent about 95% of all the money he made for his lineage for the election.

This is the reason for import duty tax rates, subsidy removal and the exchange rate. Baba Tinubu want all his money recover in dollars urgently.

Y’all think it’s easy to bribe party delegates to win presidential ticket, spending money on fake bishops, inec adhoc staff of the 36 states and federal capital territory? Also distributing money to party wards and party polling units. Using money to kidnap the entire legal system.

The first time I had an idea about the height of money needed to rig governorship election was when Wike brought 1000 notes pyramid in 5 places to Bori to compensate all the PO’s and APO’s after removing all the polling units result sheets to rig the election in his favour. Peterside lost that election to Wike because him and Amaechi were not smart enough to know Wike’s plan.