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Politics / Re: Taribo West Prays For Tinubu's Presidential Ambition (Video) by Dminister(m): 11:03pm On Mar 19, 2022
They are always ready to sell their people for envelope

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Food / Re: What Do You Call This In Your Language/Dialect? (Photo) by Dminister(m): 5:37pm On Mar 19, 2022
English name Africa star apple

Pidgin English name tearing. grin grin grin
Career / Re: I Am 30, Unmarried And Unhappy At My Job. I Want To have a career change by Dminister(m): 3:16pm On Mar 14, 2022
When I was still at the university, There was this Elderly man with grey hair attending lectures with us. I learnt he was direct entry student and today he is SAN. Life is all about determination.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Which Year Did You Discover Nairaland ? by Dminister(m): 3:07pm On Mar 13, 2022
Since June 2008 OG for here
Crime / Re: Beautiful Photos Of Nigerian Female Prisoners During The Beauty Contest by Dminister(m): 12:49pm On Mar 12, 2022
Gradually, Gradually Chidinma is becoming a celebrity all thanks to the bad and corrupt system

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Politics / Re: Zubairu Dada: FG To Spend ₦3.5 Billion To Evacuate Nigerians In Ukraine by Dminister(m): 8:41am On Mar 03, 2022
Rogues always have opportunity to siphon money for their generations.

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Romance / Re: Help My Ex Wants To Ruin My Marriage by Dminister(m): 6:15pm On Mar 01, 2022
Lol, This is simple na. Open up to your fiancé about you having a child out side and if she loves you as much as you do wouldn’t back from the marriage plan. This way you can fulfil father responsibilities to your child and allow Ugochi be on her own.
Politics / Re: 2023: Tinubu Remains Our Choice Despite Shaking Hands – Jibrin by Dminister(m): 5:51pm On Mar 01, 2022
Tinubu obviously desires state burial the reason he his so bent on getting into Aso Rock despite his health. Greed will not kill him
Celebrities / Re: Luciano Okeke Proposes To His Girlfriend, Nosa Ogunsuyi by Dminister(m): 11:02am On Feb 19, 2022
BSdetector:


Stop smoking sh!t
She is Bini . Ogunsuyi is Bini Name, Ogunsuyi is a very large family in Benin City and the name is one of the popular names amongst Bini names.

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Politics / Re: 2023: It's Time To Pay Tinubu Back With Our Support - Sanwo-Olu by Dminister(m): 10:53am On Feb 19, 2022
Stupid talk from Sanwo-Olu. So the country has become a means to compensate an individual at the detriment of the citizens? God punish you and your entire generations for vomiting this nonsense. Sanwo- Olu has families let him give his families to Tinubu to rule.
Family / Re: Help! Am Having Erection For My Cousin Sis. How Do I Tell Her To Dress Decently by Dminister(m): 10:47am On Feb 19, 2022
The best thing to do now is to find a place for her to stay.
Keeping her away from your mind. keeping away from the source of the apparent conditioning would help in this case.

Your mind is already fixated to eat her out one day being the way you explained here features. The raining season is fast approaching and if you don’t act fast you will end up eating her all out during the raining season. Act fast to find a place for her to stay.

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Romance / Re: Has A Friend Ever Told You He/she Is In Love With You by Dminister(m): 2:06pm On Feb 14, 2022
PlayMaker14:
Yeah, my friend and coursemate... It was really a stupid situation then because her boyfriend was the number 3 man of Aiyes Confraternity, (Butcher) AAU.


When she opened her mouth to say that word, it was goosebumps all over like turkey skin... I told her to be very careful with me, that I am a notorious player and her boyfriend was 10x better than me, in a bid to push that thought away from her and also save my head.... But babe stand her ground.


One of our night rehearsal, she came to meet me at the back of the pavilion where I was rehearsing my lines for the play, and told me I was scared because of her boyfriend, I quickly accepted that very fact, (My life nor be N5 buns when dem go use play) before I could even say anything again, she has planted a kiss on my lips.... That cold and silent moment, I damned all the consequences as I lead her to the Pavilion generator room for a quickie....

After that quickie, na 50yards I give am just to avoid "flying bullet."




Kai, Pavilion and NLT really suffered in our hands back then in AAU. OG like me memories still very fresh in my head.

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Romance / Re: I Have Feelings For My House Help. by Dminister(m): 7:01pm On Feb 13, 2022
How would you if they put you on National Television for defiling a minor after you have succeeded in raping her? Just think about it.
Career / Re: Man With Two Degrees And Phd Now Working As Labourer At Dangote Refinery by Dminister(m): 1:51pm On Feb 05, 2022
He could be earning more as a labourer than the person soliciting help for him. Irony of life!
Food / Re: See The Animal I Caught At A Building Site (Pictures) by Dminister(m): 12:07am On Jan 28, 2022
Sapa comes with hunger and the hunger comes with cutlass. As I see this post I laff my belle wan tear. Like seriously? Which animal you caught? You just anything for ground and you dey claim the animal you caught.

This is exactly the same way I saw Tortoise on a single path I was passing through. I allowed it crawl away. This is very bad.
Romance / Re: I'm Deeply In Love With Him But He's Not Divorced Yet! by Dminister(m): 6:29am On Jan 25, 2022
Is it possible to be accused of something you didn’t do always? Is there smoke without fire?

This is very normal for married men. Old school washing and setting just to pull their panties.
You heard him spoke with his wife and you think that was all?

Women are easily deceived by men because men can go any length to bang that puffy meat between their legs.

He told you what you wanted to be told putting all the advantages on his side, this is where you can easily catch men trying to deceive you into that Oza room If you are smart.
Celebrities / Re: Man Accuses Davido & Asa Asika Of Failing To Sign Him Despite Paying N150k by Dminister(m): 2:27pm On Jan 16, 2022
Show me your associates and I will tell you who you are. It was the same Davido who influenced Racsterli where many Nigerians were scammed. There is no smoke without fire.
Romance / Re: I Will Never Get Married! by Dminister(m): 3:31pm On Jan 14, 2022
Good choice to masturbate through out your existence.
Politics / Re: MURIC: Tinubu Is Best Muslim Presidential Candidate In 2023, Others Will Lose by Dminister(m): 3:27pm On Jan 14, 2022
Brown envelope from Tinubu has reached his hands�

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Career / Re: Female Soldier 'Who Is Too Pretty' For The Work She Does Speaks (Video) by Dminister(m): 2:29pm On Jan 14, 2022
I’m still searching for the pretty

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Business / Re: Loan Apps: I Have Used My Hands To Bury Myself by Dminister(m): 11:38am On Jan 12, 2022
Debts never ends bro. keep borrowing and borrow to pay others. This is how Buhari is surging it. You can reduce it if you borrow 100k from one app to pay the other apps you are owning little money. I’m suggesting this just to reduce the numbers.
Health / Re: I'm About To Abort A 4-Month Pregnancy Tomoro, My Babe Is So Scared! Help Pls by Dminister(m): 1:53pm On Jan 11, 2022
Anything that’s too sweet is very deadly. When you enjoying pu*** without protection and as you are ejaculating inside her remember it comes with so much responsibilities don’t come here to disturb us.
Family / Re: Having A Male Child by Dminister(m): 1:04pm On Jan 10, 2022
Do this and thank God later. Prepare for your wife’s ovulation period by eating enough groundnut, break two raw eggs inside a cup and mix it with milk and drink it. On the very first day of your wife’s ovulation period, sleep with her from the back. make sure you fire her from the back very well. You are sure of male child.
Food / Re: Snake In My Pot!!!! by Dminister(m): 12:47pm On Jan 10, 2022
I’m very sure you inherited this pot from your great grand parents.



May God help us.
Politics / Re: 2023: Between Goodluck Jonathan And Bola Ahmed Tinubu by Dminister(m): 7:43am On Jan 10, 2022
The Pdp and Apc shit has to stop. These candidates are not the only candidates, It’s time Nigerians try fresh and new candidate from a new and fresh political party. With this the power to make decisions in government would be totally be residing with us. These Mofos are using Nigerians to play Chess game by recycling themselves in power. This nonsense has to stopped.

People who were complaining about the bad government for the past years are suddenly silent. They go behind to collect their envelopes and when thing’s gets difficult they are the first people to complain about the bad government.

The Biggest problem we have in our country is the illiterates and the educated illiterates, they are the majorities and when it comes to elections they decide the outcome of elections. If these political Mofos provided free access to quality education you think they would have the capability to recycle themselves in power? They know how to get free votes from the illiterates and the semi literates. They increase the rate of poverty, poor education, I mean everything so bad in the society just to keep recycling themselves and their families in power.
Politics / Re: The IGP Is Superior To Governors ⁠— Lawyer, Ndakudu Adam by Dminister(m): 8:50am On Jan 06, 2022
The Nigerian constitution gives too much power to the federal level by centralising security powers at the federal level.

This is why there was no absolute action against the herdsmen rather the state governors resulted to banning open grazing in their states since they could not use their powers to control the police to protect their people.

The constitution should be amended to give room for state policing , this would help the states gain power to protect their states against insecurities.
Politics / Re: Buhari: I Am Not Happy With State Of Electricity In Nigeria by Dminister(m): 8:04am On Jan 06, 2022
We are in 2022 already, so suddenly he is not happy with the state of electricity because we are very close to elections. Clown! He spent 7 years already and he didn’t realise this now that he is about leaving, boom! He is not happy.
Celebrities / Re: Rosy Meurer Chilling With Husband, Churchill And Son by Dminister(m): 12:40pm On Jan 05, 2022
Damn Tonto in the Mud. she go cry in secret and come to social media dey form nothing dey happen. If you have a man in your life be loyal to him and don’t disrespect him.

There are other women out there that would respect and be loyal to him. Tonto is always deceiving her fans.
Food / Re: The Fufu I Ate Today Got Me Smiling - Photos by Dminister(m): 12:30pm On Jan 05, 2022
This kind of soup can only be prepared by who studied oil course in the university��
Romance / Re: Give Me Tips On How To Hold A No Sex Relationship Till Marriage by Dminister(m): 8:01pm On Jan 04, 2022
What if after marriage you discovered it’s a big river down there that you would have to swim throughout your existence?
Romance / Re: Tattoo Around Vagina Area. Please Help! by Dminister(m): 7:22am On Jan 03, 2022
Fiscus105:



U said it all, I pity some foolish guys who keep saying they can't do background check, no wonder they called them simp.

The kind of personality you presented to a Lady, would determine the extent she would open up about her past to u.

No truer words brodo

Romance / Re: Tattoo Around Vagina Area. Please Help! by Dminister(m): 6:04pm On Jan 02, 2022
Hassanmaye:

But let me ask you if a girl from codedruns WHO came from a good family by accident you guys mate in the church And she is an active member how on God's Earth can you know that she is olosho
My Broda, By their ways we shall know them. Pay attention to the things she likes even if she pretends of course we known women pretend a lots. Let her know you are the street type after you have already made her know you are very serious with her. I met a girl in the church before and I never thought she could be a street girl. She was always pretending. first she always gets angry when I’m in the midst of guys smoking weed. I started bringing weeds to my house just to see how long she would tolerate it. After some months she started tapping weed for my friends saying she repented from all that lifestyles.

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