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Yeah i thought abroad was in heaven,
When its raining and the sun is also shining,dat means that a lioness is giving birth to a cub
When birds are flying,u stretch your arms toward the sky and sing'' Chekeleke give me 1 white finger'' then u look at your finger and then you'll some white spots on your finger,
nd lots more,   

1 more,
I am not alive but i grow,i don't have lungs but i need air,i don't have a mouth but water kills me, what/who am i??

@Basseti, correct

@ Bright007, the answer is the letter M.

I have a father and a mother but yet i am not their son. Who am i?

Yep they do!

I don't think its her

This Jos wahala don tire me sef, ahah?
Because Christians dey celebrate Christmas they won use that won kill Christians abi,when they're supposed to be enjoying. When they dey celebrate their sallah nobody touch them oooo. Me i don tire 4 this country

He is soooo REAL!
He's got some nice moves though

Eat more protein. Remember avoid eating excessive Fatty and High-calorie foods.

@ PTB
very correct.
@ Poster
Girl do you know that black hair is the driest hair of all races thats why it needs moisture. What you should do is get a good natural moisturizing lotion 4 hair(natural is dat it doesn't have 'mineral oil' in its ingredient or if it has, it should have water/aqua as it first ingredient ). If hair doesn't have moisture it causes it to cut off.
Secondly, you need to get a natural oil( Castor oil,coconut oil,jojoba oil,almond oil,olive oil, and so on) The oil helps seal the moisture in. So you rub the lotion on your head( i do mine in sections, i part my hair and rub),and then you pour the oil(small amount) on your hand and rub it very gently. Castor oil is good for thickening your hair. Rub it on scalp 2x a week.
[b]Thirdly,[/b]you'll need some shampoo. A good shampoo without sodium sulphate(if you can't find any without it just use it like that) is good. Followed by a deep conditioning treatment. Shampoo 1x a week. If you're in attachments, shampoo 2x a week.
[b]Deep Conditioning [/b]1x a week is also important for black/African hair. I recommend Organic Root Stimulator deep replenishing conditioner. You apply a generous amount to hair and cover with a shower cap(or nylon) and sit under dryer for 20-30 min. You can stay 1 hour without dryer.
After that you wash the conditioner out and apply your Leave-in Conditioner(either coconut oil).
Remember you do all this WEEKLY. Moisturizing and sealing must be done EVERY SINGLE DAY.
You must not use heat on hair(so staying under dryer every week is UNACCEPTABLE. It causes hair to cut off)
And don't comb excessively, because combing hair roughly causes hair to cut off. Don't BRUSH wet hair. Only use a WIDE-TOOTH COMB for combing hair. Relax your hair every 8-10 weeks if you can go a little longer without experiencing breakage, go for it!
Girl, if u do all this your hair will grow long and thick. I did all this this and my hair grew when i relaxed it. Believe me it works i will post some pictures of some products!
This site will help you : www.hairlista.com

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''Foolish uti'' that was uncalled for,  abeg abeg abeg Thando just leave him like that nobody is perfect joor!!

i love my beans not too soft with soaked garri or i mix them together, i like it with agege bread dodo and yam or pap akamu,

Well i like Christmas periods  and all other festivals because thats when Naija comes 2 live , and chilling with friends.
I also like shopping at Yaba, u dey feel me??
I like/love dancing to the musics the shop owners play from their shops.
I like being able to sit down with your mallam and argue about the prices of his items 
and lots more, so what are the little things you like the most about Nigeria or Living in Nigeria?? 

Just wanted to know your favorite tv programs now

they tried sha!!

Na Stella jorrr,

I did it, it lasted 4 1 year and a month,
decided 2 call it off because it was 2 stressful

we are still friends though ,and if we happen 2 see each other again,

TEST THE MICROPHONE EHH, OHH LORD EHHH, --Free madness 1&2
JAGGA SWAGGER,
WEST LIFE-- BOB BOP BABY,MY LOVE, WHEN U LOOKING LIKE THAT,
DUNCAN MIGHTY, DANCE 4 ME
GOOD OR BAD, J MARTINS,
NO 1 LIKE YOU, P SQUARE
EKAETTE , NA WHO GIVE MA HOUSE GIRL BELLE OOOO- MAYE
POSSIBILITY 
T.I, WHATEVA U LIKE
TRAIN, HEY SOUL SISTER
FLAVOUR N'ABANIA

And lots more 

Omo see excuse,
No be only ''subconscious cheating'' we go soon hear Unconscious cheating