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Jst lask week, my phone's screen got damaged.
Just few minutes ago, i wanted to use my laptop (compaq presario whch i bought last two months), and i found out that d screen has cracked and displaying blurred.

I feel lyk killing myself.

Thanks for your contributions.

Thanks Oluomoabrafak

Booked

Bro, pls send it to......

We shouldnt streamline dis discus to the female folks alone,*even if they make greater % of the profesion*.
I am a *male* nurse, and i see no guilt in the accusations that are being made here.
I believe nurses *and other health profesns* are seen to be promiscos mayb as a result of the courses dey go through in training, and some terms they use while comunicating.
For example, before i became a nurse, i find it wrong saying some words like v*agin*a, p*eni*s, (u knw d rest...)#evn NL doesnt acept these#. Bt now, they all seem normal even saying it in the presence of a priest..
Nurses are the best wives *with what i have seen*, and i intend marry one *my colleague* ASAP
WHEN U GET MARRIED TO A NURSE, U R MARRIED TO THE WHOLE WORLD.
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Wer in onitsha?

Welcome development.
This will help alot.
Thanks OP

anitank: Imagine how much she must have spent getting that sexy blue lingerie and that hair she was brushing when he entered the room .....I mean who brushes hair before going to bed?....only for the op not notice, not even a compliment

Guy u harsh oo...e suppose pain her joor

i gues ah knw u.
Atus**ka.
Yayaya.
Ryt?

@OP,
what u did was right.
A similar and an irony of this event had hapened to me.

*WE DO; THEY COMPLAIN,
WE DONT; THEY COMPLAIN*

royalrich: Nigeria jagaga poor man dey surfer surfer.

KPOZAH!
KPOZAH!!

My oga at the top will suspend me

Booked

Pls nairalanders, my brother needs a place for his IT.(preferably in delta or edo state)
course: mass communication (OND).
thanks.

Ma colleague. Hp u have gotten one?

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Buoyant nigerians!
Who heard that?

Nice head up der. Abr

Shaw007: All that troubLe,pLan,Pain and brainwork Got crashed by something as simPLe as a click of a button . . .a phone call!

I'LL just kill the caller when i eventually get out of prison

also a click of a button..... switching off the fon, wud hv gone a long way 4 him

ASSESSMENT: Gastroenteritis.
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But wot might hav predisposed MR. President to this?
Researchers are needed here.

Noted!
God bless u

Thanks for the info.
How can we apply?

This isnt funy o,
even in ma hood, weneva i go to deir office to pay bills, i see them using generator.
They r 419ers.

Eagles 4 real.

AWESOME.
I believe it should have an auxillary keyboard

okpara ugo: Very soon, i will leave this club. Stop insulting single men.

Boys Oye !!!

Men Oye!!!

Abrantie: That's definitely not a hospital in Nigeria.

E clear.

scantee: Pls dnt ask me for the monthly pay. Thnx

Thanks.

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