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FoodRe: How To Make Hamburger by docjuli(op): 6:41pm On Aug 31, 2014
By the way, this was served on the bed. make sure you have flowery bedsheet if you must make this grin grin grin
FoodHow To Make Hamburger by docjuli(op): 6:39pm On Aug 31, 2014
Hey guys, this is my little contribution to Nairalanders.

Ingredients:

Burger rolls
Hamburger (you can use boneless beef and crush it with knife if you no wan buy am),
Burger Cheese (you can even use the laughing cow, Kiri) Bridel cheddar cheese for burger is good
Tomato (UTC tomato those strong ones or Cotonou but if you have some change lying around 4 pieces is about 200 at Shoprite or better still use ketchup)
Gherkins (looks like cucumber, the pickled one) it has a savoury taste but hey you can do without it sha or with cucumber
Lettuce
Mayonnaise ( I love Heinz but Leisieur is the oga here for me ooo you might even use those cheap mayonnaise all you need do is add a little Sprite by the way, Sprite with a cheap mayo can be a nice substitute to Salad Cream try dressing your salad with it, just make sure it is not too much ooo)


Cooking method:
Heat your fry pan with oil enough to cover the surface (preferably a non-stick (i love my non-stick and spatula) forget story you can use your fry pan and that garri stick (spatula ko spartacus ni), then if you are using the Shoprite harmburger no need to add any ingredients (already spiced), you will need to press the harmburger or allow it to fry like one minute turn it and bring it out, while holding the top, slice it with a knife into two, put it back; fry for like 2 mins back (careful not to let it burn, so turn it). et voila you are almost done.

Slice your burger rolls, apply the mayo, then lettuce, hamburger, ketchup, cheese and lettuce again in that order or your own order (play around). I didnt add onions, you may want to add it and pepper too).



BON APPETIT

The Damage:

Burger rolls (N60 for one)
Burger cheese (12 pieces around N600, you can use one for two burger) while Laughing Cow is around N250-300 (slice it)
Tomoto (better ones, no be those mumu watery ones: around N200) or Ketchup (Heinz) around N300
Gherkins/Cucumber (N150-200) but you fit bone the gherkins and settle with N50 cucumber
Lettuce (N50) If you wan better correct one na make you go La Pointe Supermarket or at Shoprite. No be small damage be that one ooo.
Mayonnaise (N200-500)

SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Germany (0 - 1): FIFA U-20 Women WC Final On 8th August 2014 by docjuli(m): 2:37am On Aug 25, 2014
Up Germany (1). Congrats to Nigeria (0) though
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Germany (0 - 1): FIFA U-20 Women WC Final On 8th August 2014 by docjuli(m): 2:17am On Aug 25, 2014
Looks like this is a do-die time. Hope they don't the Germans seriously injured.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Germany (0 - 1): FIFA U-20 Women WC Final On 8th August 2014 by docjuli(m): 12:48am On Aug 25, 2014
1st half. goaless
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Germany (0 - 1): FIFA U-20 Women WC Final On 8th August 2014 by docjuli(m): 12:34am On Aug 25, 2014
swezenberg: I'm watching the match live from United states on this site http://www.nigeriatv.net/search/label/Live%20Sports

So dissapointed the Nigeian channels I tried earlier did not televise it.
Cool.
CelebritiesRe: Empress Njamah Buys Roadside Delicacy – Photos by docjuli(m): 11:58pm On Aug 21, 2014
Melinde: See as the colour of her fingers match with that yam wey she dey eat sef
grin grin grin grin
HealthRe: No New Confirmed Cases Of Ebola In Lagos! by docjuli(m): 10:25pm On Aug 20, 2014
I must say the Health Minister (Prof Onyebuchi) is doing a great job. He is very pro-active.
HealthRe: Nigerian Doctor Recovers, Discharges From Quarantine by docjuli(m): 11:32pm On Aug 16, 2014
heard she is not discharged according to @KwamiAdadevoh
HealthRe: Nano Silver Drug For Ebola By A Nigerian Researcher Brings Hope by docjuli(op): 11:33am On Aug 15, 2014
But why is the FGN hiding the identity of the developer, looks like it is Maurice Iwu. A lot of us doubt him, may be, just may be.
HealthNano Silver Drug For Ebola By A Nigerian Researcher Brings Hope by docjuli(op): 11:18am On Aug 15, 2014
Yipeee the Nano Silver Drug for Ebola by a Nigerian researcher on test (not on me ooo): hopefully it will work. USA you may keep your Map abi na ZMapp.
EducationRe: A Thread For Computer Science Students.(Nacossites) by docjuli(m): 10:42am On Aug 13, 2014
kekakuz: [size=15pt] you mean a thread for those who will graduate in a Nigerian school and still [b]wount [/b]be able to type [b]there [/b]own CV [/size]
wink
BusinessRe: Do I Sue The Owner Of Learnsmart.com.ng?? by docjuli(m): 8:15pm On Aug 12, 2014
databoy247: In life, we learn everyday. There are some persons who are just too nice and responsible that you wouldn't mind sharing with them. When it comes to business i dont have friends, only clients! I am not trying to accuse Mr Jarus of anything but i just have to be sure since he was the only person i really explained to. And definitely he must have transferred the "explanation" to someone else in his bid to seek advice/counsel like he said earlier. I dont know who else he must have shared it with but i believe the leak must have come from there.

Mr Jarus, my anger with you is that after seeking counsel, you should have notified me that you were no longer interested. It wont take anything from you. The reason is if you had done that, i wont even think or consider that you are behind LearnSmart. Why? Because of your notification that you weren't interested. I believe you are a man of your words and so i will believe that a man who says he is not interested will not go behind my back to implement. Also, since you explained about it to Seun, so another random question is "did Seun discuss it with someone else jokingly?" ......there are alot of questions on my mind.

And if Seun pointed out flaws, you should have called my attention to them and given me some advise like people know you to give. You revoked your interest and also did not advise me on the flaws identified. Everyone on NL see you as a career adviser but you did not prove to me that you are one. Instead you avoided my calls like ebola virus. #JustSaying#

The bitter lesson i have learnt here is to trust no one. No matter how legitimate or responsible the person might appear...TRUST NO ONE! And to anyone out there that has a viable project he wants to share or seek funding, always ask the person to sign a NDA (Non Disclosure Agreement) before sharing so if anything happens, you can properly seek legal action. That was the mistake i made and such wont happen again.

As for the owner of LearnSmart, i will see how far you will go. Thieves always get caught one day. And as they say, "The more you keep trying to be like someone else, the more you end up being no 2."

Mr Jarus, i hope you are not provoked. I mean no harm, i am just pissed. I respect you and i ALWAYS read your blog. My advise to you is that when you are dealing with someone, always communicate with the person to the end even if you end up changing your mind about what you were discussing with the person, at least courtesy demands you inform the person so the person wont start having thoughts. Am sure you wont like being left to hanging dry just like that also....its frustrating and annoying. Nice job on what you have been doing so far here on Nairaland.

Cheers. cool
Nicely said.
PoliticsRe: Osun Poll Today, What Is Happening In Your Area? by docjuli(m): 2:17pm On Aug 09, 2014
dotman19: If Ogbeni Aregbesola wants to convince me to
support him,
he should be ready to give solid and
genuine
answers to these questions:
1. What is the reason behind renaming
Osun State
to State of Osun?
2. Who were the people consulted before
a new flag
and anthem was imposed on us?
3. How much was spent on Opon Imo?
How many
students received it? What implication is
it having
on the students?
4. How has O'Reap helped us in Osun?
Are the
prices of agricultural products cheap in
Osun
Markets?
5. How early do workers receive their
salaries? If
early, why are teachers owed money
most of the
time?
6. Is the Osogbo Airport working yet?
How many
flights have taken off or landed there?
7. How many percent of Osun roads are
now
accessible?
8. Why do you keep giving excuse that
federal
allocation is small when you already
boasted you
dont need it?
9. Did you really give 20,000 youths
employment?
How many of them are still working
under your
administration?
10. The youths you sent abroad, can you
boast of
how succesful they have become?
11. How efficient is O'Clean? Has it made
Osun
Cleaner?
12. Can you explain your source of
revenue? Are you
having a budget deficit or a budget
surplus?
13. You claim school uniforms are free.
Why are
students buying them?
14. The helicopter you bought, what did
you buy it
for? Your own personal use or for
security purpose?
15. As the Osun State 'Chief Security
Officer,' why
you angry that more Security Personel
have joined
the force in Osun?
16. I heard you promised that Julius
Berger will
handle the projects in Osun. How many
projects
have they handled?
17. Is your son a dropout? If yes, why did
you give
him the over 70 billion opon imo
contract and left
graduates to cutting of bush under opon
imo?
18. How will merging of schools improve
our
performance in SSCE?
19. Are you a true son of Osun State?
20. Have you caused more harm than
good?
Let me stop here
No 19 spoil the whole thing you started.
PoliticsRe: Osun Poll Today, What Is Happening In Your Area? by docjuli(m): 10:50am On Aug 09, 2014
APC will win.
AdvertsRe: GET AN AFFFORDABLE BUSINESS WEBSITE WITH ONLINE PAYMENT PROCESSOR by docjuli(m): 9:53pm On Aug 03, 2014
Links of sites done.
BusinessRe: Do it urself importation: 1688.com Class by docjuli(m): 8:54pm On Aug 03, 2014
On board.
EducationRe: 12 Amazing Places To Educate Yourself Online For Free by docjuli(m): 11:53pm On Jul 29, 2014
Timijo: Thank you sir for taking out time to answer me. I have started the application. I am now in step 4. I applied for computer science. Even if the certificate is not valuable in Nigerian labour market, I still need to upgrade my knowledge of computer because knowledge acquired can not be a waste.
Is it edX?
EducationRe: 12 Amazing Places To Educate Yourself Online For Free by docjuli(m): 10:10pm On Jul 28, 2014
Thanks for this thread.
BusinessRe: OLX Nigeria And So Much Scamming by docjuli(m): 6:11am On Jul 21, 2014
OP
May be...

The Lagos State Police Command has arrested a couple, Mr. Danladi Wushishi, and Mrs. Ojuolape Wushishi, for allegedly duping unsuspecting victims to the tune of N20m in fake auction sales in Lagos.

PUNCH Metro learnt that while Ojuolape was arrested on Wednesday, June 18, at Odeogbolu Street, Ijegun, Danladi, was apprehended at Allen Avenue on Friday, June 25.

Our correspondent gathered that the couple were arrested after a petition to the Commissioner of Police, Umar Manko, from one of the victims, Mrs. Chinyere Uzorchukwu, who was allegedly duped by the couple to the tune of N5m.

The Special Anti-Robbery Squad operatives had subsequently gone on the trail of the couple and arrested them.

The Wushishis had allegedly collected money from their victims under the false pretext that they had a container load of goods meant for customs auction sales at one of the customs terminals in Lagos.

It was further learnt that prior to the incident, the couple normally took their victims to a fake customs’ warehouse in Ikorodu, Lagos, and showed them containers which were sealed. However, after payments had been made, the victims would wait endlessly expecting their goods, which never came.

Apart from Uzorchukwu, the police said the couple had also duped one Nkechi Anokwuru of about N3.5m and one Mr. Livinus of about N19m in the fake auction deals.

Danladi, 46, who hails from Niger State, confessed that he collected the money from the victims without having any goods anywhere.

He said, “I am a businessman and I am also a freight forwarder at the Tin Can Island, Lagos. I have been doing this business for about eight years. The cargo in question has an allocation paper that read clothes, but when I got there, I saw that it only contained books.

“Then, I called one Alhaji Issa, a clearing agent in Abuja, and he said the clothes could be in another container. But he added that I would pay N3.5m to get it. I then lied to my wife that I needed someone dealing in Okrika clothes as I had clothes to sell. That was how we met Chinyere. We first collected N1.35m from her, and then N800,000, and then N700,000.

“I also collected N14m from Livinus in same transaction. But I never received any container since I started collecting money from this people. My wife is not aware that I was duping them.”

Ojuolape, 48, said her husband dragged her into the fraud mess as she never knew that the container they had in Ikorodu was empty.

She said, “I was a trader at Ikotun. I usually bought goods (clothes) from Dubai and London. I have been doing this business for about seven years. I usually do it with my husband.

“About two months ago, my husband told me that there is an auction paper for second-hand Okrika clothes. So, I spoke with some people, who began to pay. But when we got to Ikorodu, we discovered that no container had Okrika clothes.

Ojuolape, mother of four, added that when she discovered that there were no clothes, she warned her

Copyright PUNCH.
SportsRe: Cortana's Prediction For Today's Match by docjuli(m): 4:01pm On Jul 12, 2014
Cortana says Brazil will win.
Post N400 recharge card when you win
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo And Desmond Elliot Matriculates At National Open University by docjuli(m): 1:05pm On Jul 12, 2014
Congrats to them.

Wetin do open university
OgologoDimkpa: This Open University sef undecided
Christianity EtcRe: South African Pastor Lesego Makes Members Eat Grass (PHOTOS) by docjuli(m): 1:12am On Jan 09, 2014
Mmehhhhhhhh pfffff.

No comment until I read from M&G don't know if it is a movie scene.
Car TalkRe: New Information On The Proposed TARRIFF Hike On TOKUNBO Cars by docjuli(m): 1:08am On Jan 09, 2014
I hope it will be gazatted sha.
InvestmentRe: OANDO PLC Stock Price Is At 3 Year High - Time To BUY? by docjuli(m): 10:23pm On Jan 04, 2014
Ojobojo1: The best time to buy shares are wen dey r low, cos d law of diminishing returns will always apply, it may rise a bit further but may decline after a while. Google Warren Buffets rule of stock investment.
Lol. Ask Warren to come pick all the shares on the NSE with low price (even with bad fundamentals).
PoliticsRe: Police Arrest Rivers House Leader Lloyd by docjuli(m): 1:03am On Jan 04, 2014
Hope he doesn't escape again. If this is true then he should be prosecuted for murder whether attempted or not (reckless driving). But by the way, where is the video?
RIP to the dead.
Science/TechnologyRe: Homebuilt Radio controlled Helicopter by docjuli(m): 6:51am On Dec 31, 2013
Well done. Waiting to see this on ChannelsTV, National Dailies not some open letter things by some leaders.
PoliticsMommy, I Don't Want A Shot' - Belgium To Pass Child Euthanasia Law by docjuli(op): 11:21pm On Dec 13, 2013
BRUSSELS, BELGIUM (Catholic Online) - By a vote of 50-17, the Belgian Senate approved a law that would permit the euthanasia of children with disabilities. Current law allows euthanasia of citizens, but they must be 18 before the procedure can be carried out.

The law is part of the current government's push to end the lives, and therefore suffering and moreover expense of people who have disabilities or dementia.

The moral and religious implications of an active euthanasia policy are obvious.

What isn't being discussed is the increasing creep of these laws as well as their abuse.

Initial euthanasia laws were narrowly tailored and restrictive. Once euthanasia in extreme cases became publicly accepted, even popular, its use was expanded. The definition of suffering also became elastic. Earlier this year, a woman who underwent  a failed procedure to craft a penis as part of a sex-change procedure, committed suicide by euthanasia, citing "incurable suffering." Other than a botched sex-change operation and obvious, but treatable mental issues, the woman had no illness or issue that could not have been resolved through proper attention.

Critics of the Belgian euthanasia program are also alleging that the practice is becoming habitual with doctors and even unauthorized nurses turning to it either because patients request it, or more seriously, to cover up failed medical procedures.

As many as half of the euthinizations in Belgium may not even be reported.

There are also accusations of psychiatrists abusing patients and pushing them to euthanasia to cover their malpractice. At least one case has surfaced where the psychiatrist was sexually abusing a patient who resorted to euthanasia. In another case, a pair of deaf, but otherwise healthy twins chose to commit suicide because one of them was possibly going blind and neither wanted to be blind or separated.

Now, parents who may not wish to deal with the challenges of a disabled child may have their child legally killed by euthanasia, and at any age up to 18.

It is difficult to put the genie back into the bottle, once it is released. Now, thousands of children will have to contend with the horrific possibility of euthanasia at the hands of their parents, should they develop cancer or another significant chronic illness.

It should be mentioned that Nazi Germany conducted a program in which the elderly, retarded, sick, and disabled were ordered killed. By the end of WWII, those designated as juvenile delinquents were also murdered under the law. Methods of killing involved injection, gas chambers, and even guillotine. About 275,000 people were killed by these means. The program, known as the T4 program, became the template for the mass murder of the Jews during the Holocaust. Ironically, even by Nazi standards, it was considered controversial at the time and was often resisted forcing the Nazis to conduct many of the killings in secret.

In Belgium, the secret killings are already well underway. The law is intended to catch up.

http://www.catholic.org/hf/faith/story.php?id=53544
AutosRe: A Nigerian Used 2000 Model Toyota Corolla For Sale.....400K by docjuli(m): 4:36pm On Nov 19, 2013
berem: Lol @ Accident Free. Like seriously? Op,you be good marketer o! grin grin
"NEVER HAD AN ACCIDENT"
PoliticsRe: Stella Oduah To Appear Before Senate Today. by docjuli(m): 12:12pm On Nov 14, 2013
Stella Oduah To Appear Before Senate Today To Pick Up Her Dismissal Letter.

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