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ST. PETERSBURG (The Borowitz Report)—Hopes for a positive G20 summit crumbled today as President Obama blurted to Russia’s Vladimir Putin at a joint press appearance, “Everyone here thinks you’re a jackass.” The press corps appeared stunned by the uncharacteristic outburst from Mr. Obama, who then unleashed a ten-minute tirade at the stone-faced Russian President. “Look, I’m not just talking about Snowden and Syria,” Mr. Obama said. “What about Pussy Riot? What about your anti-gay laws? Total jackass moves, my friend.” As Mr. Putin narrowed his eyes in frosty silence, Mr. Obama seemed to warm to his topic. “If you think I’m the only one who feels this way, you’re kidding yourself,” Mr. Obama said, jabbing his finger in the direction of the Russian President’s face. “Ask Angela Merkel. Ask David Cameron. Ask the Turkish guy. Every last one of them thinks you’re a dick.” Shortly after Mr. Obama’s volcanic performance, Mr. Putin released a terse official statement, reading, “I should be afraid of this skinny man? I wrestle bears.” After one day of meetings, the G20 nations voted unanimously on a resolution that said maybe everyone should just go home. Source:http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/09/g20-ends-abruptly-as-obama-calls-putin-a-jackass.html
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Is brotherhood of cross and star also a white garment church..... They are always dressed in white flowing robes and some they fine like mammy water. Wetin spoil am be say dem sabi sing die...... Chain.... Next Sunday...I av to be there. |
doctimi: Nigerian Police Force has dismissed the Sgt. Caught on tape while negotiating bribe with a traffic offender. Just saw that on channels TV now. See details here. http://www.africanspotlight.com/2013/08/07/bribe-nigerian-police-dismiss-officer-caught-on-tape-demanding-bribe/
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(Reuters) – It was a crime so familiar to inhabitants of Nigeria’s corruption-ridden main metropolis that few would have batted an eyelid had the victim not managed to record the whole incident on a secret camera.http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/08/08/us-nigeria-extortion-idUSBRE9770FK20130808 By the way, what happens to the other officer 'Yusuf' and the oga' he mentioned over the phone. |
Pls people Comport yourself properly. This thread is not about Wole Soyinka and Patience Jonathan. Just share your view and move on! Almustapha Hamza would choose the former: Voluntarily retire! |
The 3 types of murder recognised: *Justifiable murder *Excusable Murder *Felony:....felony further categorised into 2: Manslaugher and Premeditated Murder for the 1st, if you're are a government agent, say an SSS officer going after armed criminals, in exchange of gun fire, if eventually the suspect dies, then it's justified cos u shld under no circumstances kill a suspect. Thats Justifiable muder. For excusable, say a rape victim or any other person was attacked, and he subtly managed to disarm his/her attacker and in the process of that, the attacker died. If proven beyond reasonable doubt that the assailant was killed in the process of self defence, then the munder is excusable. Thirdly, Manslaughter is The unjustifiable, inexcusable, and intentional killing of a human being without deliberation, premeditation, and malice e.g. Someone tries to cross an express way, knocked down by an on-coming vehicle. It can be voluntary or involuntary like a man met his wife having sex with a cotenant on their matrimonial bed, in annoyance grabs a stick and just clubbed the adulteree once, he's guilty of voluntary man-slaughter while the man who knocks down some one on the highway wld be charged with involuntary man-slaughter. The last in the intentional murder which was deliberate, planned and carried out with malice aforethought. The victim of this death sentence commited intentional murder and had been proven guilty beyond all doubt by a competent court. I really dont know why amnesty group is crying. Let them channel all their resources in ridding the human society of criminals first. Taxpayers money should not be used to feed eternal prisoners while there are so many innocents out there without food to eat. Hamza Almustapha, Rev. Kings as well as all those Lautech ritualist students should follow. |
So many bad belle people, evn more retarded than retardeen... Well... it's been said that ''To avoid criticism, Do nothing, Say nothing and Be nothing''... Haters must always hate. This is a deliberate howbeit strategic dimension to attract investors into the state, thereby increase the IGR, create jobs, etc. Some people want him to show ajegunle, abuleegba, ijora,etc...... Mtcheeewwwwwwww. iMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING...It will Happen soon |
Its was amazing to me too.. i was debited about #5,000.00 for some online transfers i made. It was so annoying. I wish to close that account immediately. i think thats how gtb makes those heavy profits they declare quaterly. thiefing people's money stylishly. |
we are waiting.....govt and their inconsistencies! |
Dear nairalanders, I've got this 400thoucand naira in my bank account for some time. I dnt intend to get an apartment in the next one or two years cos I'm nt married and not planning to do that till say 3 or 4 yrs time. I squandered the last housing allowance cos i kept it in my account, and withdrew with that demonic atm card in 20 thousands fortnightly. I had since promised myself to be financially responsible. Can someone help with a business idea that wld only require less or none of my time. I'm open to all genuine options. Thanks Y'all............ |
Pls I'll av to break rule 2...cos some comments sounds so imbecillic and quite pathetic. This is one of most interesting piece I av read on 2015 and some demented nairalanders couldn't just digest the message and save the photojournalist their smelly buCcal cavity. Nairaland should be rid of teenagers and sucklings! |
Music is not all about dance....though a part of it. Yea sunny ade has the dance steps, but Obey's lyric are way deep, sensational, soulish and inspiring. Well I'll dig the earlier songs of sunny. Obey still stands tall anyday! Especially...''awa l'omo abeokuta, Omo ibadan, Lagos state, epo ila, ara mi ese pele, etc......Always for Obey any day. |
610k |
600k pls...cash |
600k::;reply pls |
600k.....? Do u mind? honeymix77: this car is well maintained, full option, driven by a woman. Has just bought another car. The car has no issue buy and travel. For more info- 08091500681, 08168875620, 08184680103, donbellarosa@gmail.com, price- 800k600k.....? Do u mind? |
i've been trying to reach you. We agreed to meet sunday evening cos u said u were in ikeja yesteday, and your line suddenly became unreachable after i left home. U can get back to me. Thanks |
They should av asked the Isreali army to give them a lecture on the Entebbe Operation... led by General Yonatan Netanyahu! Collateral damage is a language of Mediocres!!! Unserious Algerian Armies....Mtcheeewww |
av called thrice... u did not answer the call.... i'll keep trying anyway |
500k pleaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeee 3233bf08 thanks |
440k 08025918462 thanks |
550k will work for both of us 3233bf08 thanks |
500k.... cash.... U can't av more than this... Cheers |
It's taking too long now....Haba...I'll pay 560k...Pls dont tell me i'm almost there like u always do... Thanks |
620K......Really interested. Thanks |
All the government can do is to make the civil service less attractive by creating more jobs and encouraging the private sector to do same. The agricultural sector is still enough to accomodate the teeming unemployed. Simple, reduce the salary of lawmakers, executives, special and senior special imbeciles/advisers. Divert the overage into agriculture to make the industry attractive to the younger generation. Encourage local production of fabrics, shoes, etc and ban importation of such into the country. Executives shld lead by examples, encourage the nigerian economy by patronising her products. If parliative measures are put in place, then you can go ahead with your demonic policies. If not uncle sanusi, stop displaying an attitude of gross wickedness and kingsize stubborness. |
it can be so frustrating if a omnipotent drug merchandiser is inside the molue or an itinerant preacher, especially if you experience the traffic from oshodi to abuleegba on friday evening. Then u wnt like to have the horrible experience again. Albeit, if they can stop cramming passengers on the aisle preferably no standing and prevent those lousy goodfornothing talkatives from sneaking into the molue, maybe there cld be a slim chance of survival. Except that, let them go to onitsha or aba. or abeokuta. The governors there avnt woken up |
Mr latin Mr Ibu |
me i'v been trying 2 dial d number sef. its nt going thru. may be its network anyway, killer number my foot. i guess some1 is doing a research on d gullibility of nigerians, oshisco. |
beware of dose guys in black, dey are permanent mourners. their job is 2 make people mourn, dnt get close 2 them, |
this is regretably lugubrious! What a pitiable dismal pismire, as hon. Pat O. wld say.[b][/b] |
Some were wonderfully made Some were FEARFULLY made! But All things bright and beautiful all creatures great and small All things wise and wonderful d Lord God made dem all! So if it's a crime 2b ugly den D One who created dem is d Criminal! |