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SportsRe: Salah's Left Foot Is Better, Ronaldo In The Air – Klopp & Ole Compare Superstars by DOCU(m): 7:48pm On Oct 22, 2021
WibusJaga:
huh
Klopp should not allow himself be drawn into these childish & needless comparisons. He can go ahead & sing the praises of his star player without bringing in any goat into it.
Bro,
I have a dictionary to give out. KLOPP said 'IS'. He didn't say 'WAS' or 'HAS BEEN'. Of course, looking at their current form 'IS', Salah can challenge CR7.

Do you understand the difference between 'IS', 'WAS' and 'HAS BEEN' ?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Presides Over FEC Meeting (photos) by DOCU(m): 3:41pm On Oct 06, 2021
The first question would definitely be: "Guys, what is the way backward?"
TravelRe: Imo State Bans Alcoholic Beverages At Motor Parks by DOCU(m): 3:40pm On Oct 06, 2021
Alhaji Hopism @ work.
PoliticsRe: Market Southern Presidential Candidates, Be Treated As Traitor: Northern Youth by DOCU(m): 3:28pm On Oct 05, 2021
helinues:
Please is SW the only region in Southern part of Nigeria?

What exactly is the moral lesson of the epistle from your mum's story?

huh undecided
Because Tinubu became president after Buhari since 2015. We no tell una?
PoliticsRe: Independence Day: Akeredolu Grants 18 Prisoners Amnesty by DOCU(m): 9:04pm On Oct 01, 2021
You cannot help it, but love this man, honestly. His leadership of Southern Governors Forum has made me love him the more. I believe he alone gave this kind of executive pardon today.

Don't misjudge me: I am an Igbo man.
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Warns 'war With Israel Has Already Begun ( Pics) by DOCU(m): 8:16pm On Oct 01, 2021
Toscarel:
They neva want peace despite claiming to be all about peace, but i love the way Israelis never take chances with these people
O boi, you wicked ooh
This one weak me, honestly.
Foreign AffairsRe: Turkish Man Reported 'Missing' Joins Search Party Looking For Himself (Pix) by DOCU(m): 8:38pm On Sep 30, 2021
Do they drink alcohol in Turkey? They no get Hisbah?
TravelRe: Life In Cyprus Is Not Easy - Nigerian Man Shares His Experiences (Photos) by DOCU(m): 1:03pm On Sep 21, 2021
Even at that, e still better pass this Jungle-geria. A tree and a cat in Cyprus enjoy life more than some Nigerians.
PoliticsRe: Pmb's Achievements In The South East by DOCU(m): 12:24pm On Sep 21, 2021
Do we need all these from him? All we need is: 'Go your way, let me go my way".
'Be on your own, let me be on my own'.
If you like, build heaven in South East, to hell with those projects.
PoliticsRe: Ugwuanyi Signs Anti-Open Grazing Bill Into Law by DOCU(m): 8:56pm On Sep 14, 2021
Thank you Enugu State!
Thank you Akerodulu(SAN) for coordinating Southerners!!
Thank you Nnamdi Kanu for your propaganda that led to the eye-opening!!!

As for Hope Uzodimma, we are waiting to see where your iberiberism is heading to.
PoliticsRe: Buhari In Imo: Photos As President Buhari Steps Off The Plane by DOCU(m): 8:22pm On Sep 13, 2021
emilo2bad:
Resign because few PDP and ipob miscreants sit at home when majority of us welcome our president. Anyway I feel your pain
Which pain? Stop deceiving yourself....Nigeria and her ruler are just an eyesore to the global community. Those of you that are comfortable with the sorry state of the nation are somehow lower than apes in their thinking mentality. Apes cannot be comfortable with the country called Nigeria. If you are not ashamed of the state of the nation, then you are less than the black monkey that the whites call you.

Imagine Nigerian president having a chat with French or Croatia president, won't be ashamed of being a Nigerian?
CrimeRe: IPOB/ESN Commander Killed In Imo, 16 IEDs Recovered by DOCU(m): 9:45pm On Sep 12, 2021
joinnow:
I thought
They said they have killed the
Dragon some month ago
The dragon return back
Okay naaaa

The same Dragon they killed on 5/06/2021
Only gullible fellow believe all these TRASH they are reporting.
if you can believe that ESN/IPOB are being killed by these security operatives, then you can believe that Monkey and snake swallowed money.

Those that live in the East know how the security operatives are being bullied by those guys, yet the news is the other way round.
PoliticsRe: Buhari In Imo: Photos As President Buhari Steps Off The Plane by DOCU(m): 1:20pm On Sep 09, 2021
kennethik:
My brother the presido landed that is most important if you like sleep at or sit at home na una problem be that
Are you kidding me?

Imagine in the western world, a president is coming to a state on an official visit, and the citizens decide to stay indoors--won't the president resign?

You can see why blacks are lower than animals. You don't see it as anything wrong, but baboon will see it as wrong.
PoliticsRe: Buhari In Imo: Photos As President Buhari Steps Off The Plane by DOCU(m): 1:12pm On Sep 09, 2021
I dey Owerri, na sit at home thing shaaa... some people no even gree collect the 15k for crowd renting
PoliticsRe: Ebubeagu Arrests, Hands Over 11 Suspected Criminals To Police by DOCU(m): 12:47pm On Jul 22, 2021
Ebube Pussy Cat
RomanceRe: 10 Wrong Places To Look For Love In Nigeria by DOCU(m): 2:41pm On Jul 20, 2021
PrimeWatermark:
11. Nairaland
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Imo Predicts Economic Boom Over 43 Oil Wells Recovered From Rivers by DOCU(m): 8:51am On Jul 06, 2021
SUPREME COMRADO GOVERNOR!

One major achievement recorded.

That reminds me, there is no oil or natural deposit in the so called Ikwere land...they are antangonizing Igbos to gain favour from other tribes. Time shall tell shaa.
PoliticsRe: Why UK Can’t Help Nnamdi Kanu— Ambassador Olumoko by DOCU(m): 10:25am On Jul 05, 2021
Who knew Nnamdi Kanu before? He was nobody until Buhari started making him a living legend? Goodluck ignored him; Buhari promoted him. Jailing him/killing him will even make this Biafra of a thing more successful. Of course, the federal government has marketed the ideology to the outside world themselves. With the arrest of Nnamdi Kanu, the federal government aims to : 'destroy a sound speaker without even knowing where the amplifier/DVD/sound stereo is located." Aisha Yesufu has stated that there might be more than 8 Nnamdi Kanu's if you succeed in killing this one.
FamilyRe: My Husband Paid N580K For My Bride Price But Refused To Help My Family Members. by DOCU(m): 6:40pm On Jun 20, 2021
Kandeed:
Ipobs are good at that even after marriage they'll still be
sharing bills to the bride's husband like they've done a
great favor giving their daughter over to the man. just
Imagine undecided

Stay away from 9ja girls, stay completely away but will Nigerian guys listen? No
Always masturbating on the name 'Igbo'.

Does the name in the article resemble an Igbo name?

Of course, a typical Igbo family cannot complain about less than N600k bride price. That is a chicken change.
CareerRe: 7 Reasons Why You Should Avoid Loan Apps (Sharks) In Nigeria by DOCU(m): 6:29pm On Jun 18, 2021
Create a separate google account.
Save unknown numbers there...500+.
Each time you want to apply for loan, use the scam profile as your phone account.
If they want to send message to your contacst, they will send it to those unknown numbers.
I clashed with one Mr Daniel at Sokoloan. Their app malfunctioned and I could not repay. All they did was to send those messages. When they discovered that their approach has no impact, they started begging. The threat that they will report you to Credit Bereau is nonsense.
PoliticsRe: "BAKASSI BOYS" Return To Awka, Anambra State (Video) by DOCU(m): 8:30pm On Jun 16, 2021
OUT LEADERS, AT EVERY MEETING BE LIKE:

*guys, what is the best way backward?*
PoliticsRe: Governor Fayemi Visits Senator Orji Kalu (Photos) by DOCU(m): 9:18pm On Jun 15, 2021
One of the Afonjas I respect...
PoliticsRe: No Grazing Routes In Bayelsa, Governor Douye Diri Replies Buhari by DOCU(m): 6:53am On Jun 13, 2021
Save this post...the prophesy is real!

WeRblessed:
I have a prophecy to make for Nigerians.

Buhari is getting ready to go on a two thousand years vacation,

This vacation is different from what he usually goes.
His vice will become the president of Nigerian.
The military will try to fight him but will not succeed.

Osinbajo's COAS is coming from the SW
Yoruba will take over NNPC and customs
Igbo man will be COAFS

Osinbajo will grant Biafra's refferendum
CultureRe: Ooni Of Ife Visits Enugu For The 49 Convocation Of UNN by DOCU(m): 6:47am On Jun 13, 2021
Welcome sir, Kabiyesi oooh

Ooni, Oyedepo, Soyinka...

There are still reasonable Afonjas that see good side of Igbos.
HealthRe: I Have Erectile Dysfunction And Its Really Affecting My Relationship. by DOCU(m): 11:55pm On Jun 12, 2021
Chat me privately, please.

Elzazzi:
I will be very short and precise on this one and I really need help. I am in my late 20s and the current relationship I have with my fiance is hitting the rocks because I don't even last up to 10 seconds during sex(yes, it's that bad). We have been together for awhile now, but these days I can really see she is really frustrated at me. Anytime we make love, I end up being ashamed. Please I want someone to help me out a permanent solution. Thanks as I await responses from meaningful NLers.
PoliticsRe: IPOB Like A Dot In A Circle, Has Nowhere To Go - PMB by DOCU(m): 4:39pm On Jun 10, 2021
Thank you, Babu! I am sure you have not heard about Lesotho, San Mario or the Vatican City before. They are countries inside countries.

I like the conditional statement: *even if they secede...* That means there is hope that it will work out. As for Niger Delta, no problem...they should stay with Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Presides Over Emergency National Security Council Meeting (Pictures) by DOCU(m): 11:59am On Jun 08, 2021
grin Baba will start the meeting with: GUYS, WHAT IS THE WAY BACKWARD NOW? grin
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Meets With New Chief Of Army Staff; Receives Security Briefing by DOCU(m): 5:15am On Jun 08, 2021
arejibadz:
Dem day always start meeting with "WHAT'S THE WAY BACKWARD"
grin GUYS, WHAT IS THE WAY BACKWARD grin

hahaha! Una no go kill person for this country!
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye Defies Twitter Ban Because Of UN Charter On Human Rights by DOCU(m): 5:07pm On Jun 07, 2021
Vaughanlanrewaj:
That's not a defiance. He could be outside Nigeria. Pastor Adeboye will not download VPN and start tweeting to show defiance. He is way too old and meek for that. And even if he is the one who sent it, that tweet has no tone of defiance sir.
If you or your company uses VPN and start tweeting to land yourself in Afghanistan, sir, don't put the blame on the MOG. The tweet is not a defiance and Nigerians outside Nigeria can still tweet from their devices and internet service provider.visit www.freestuffsng.com for latest freestuffs in Nigeria. God bless Nigeria.
Na them...Bubu fan.
You want to pity Jack when your country is sinking.
EducationRe: El-Rufai Fires 16 KASU Lecturers For Participating In NLC Protest In Kaduna by DOCU(m): 1:48pm On Jun 07, 2021
Even Alhaji Boko Herdsman ISIS Haram Bandit was fired too.

Na serious matter ooo
HealthRe: Man Dies After He Was Bitten By A Snake 'Sent' By An Unknown Person (Photos) by DOCU(m): 10:23pm On May 30, 2021
lawalosky:
Sent by an unknown person..
.
. Iocation cannot escape SE
Why SE when SW is the headquaters of juju?
CrimeRe: How Do Scammers Get Our Correct Details? by DOCU(m): 5:13pm On May 26, 2021
grin grin grin na my phone number I dey call for them grin grin grin

You even tried for him by releasing him on time. I would have wasted 30 minutes of his time.

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