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Born2winKingOG:
Once again if na chop, you dey chop before you collect control.

You be ritualist.


You nor be yahoo boy

Winch i go give you barbecued pussy to chop werey

“You see pot?” He shot back from his end of the phone. “Yes sir” “and you tokk say nothing dey inside” he asked. “Nothing Baba” then he said he wanted to check something he’d ring me right back. I left the pot and went inside. He rang me back and his intel was, the pot symbolized an offering box, that was myself asking myself for ten percent for using myself. So cutting my feet meant i used myself for money. No wonder the decay. But which one be ten percent. Before baba explained anything, he asked me to act fast because if i went back and didn’t see the pot na doom. He asked me to decide on a substantial amount i was going to spend in the morning and go drop the ten percent of that money in the pot before it would vanish. Through the window bind of my home interior, i could see the pot was still where i saw it when i first came in ami then dashed to my bedroom and after deciding on 2 million Naira cash, (of course i ha it in cash bundled and set aside. I took 2 wads of the bills which was two hundred thousand naira and made deposit into the pot. I returned back into my house, and checked again through the window binding and the pot wasn’t there anymore.

Baba you no lie o i said to him on the phone.

You sha don sort am he asked. I answered and he told me to thank my stars. Some other persons would see the pot and it would be filled with water to the brim leaving no space to put anything. Baba’s further intel was that some people that were involved in ritual money at that point either died mysteriously if a pot filled eith water to the brim appeared, that meant they’d exploited and used up every means possible and they’ve sacrificed alot and their offerings to the gods had turned sour and like a dog with a rare medical condition, they get put down one way or the other.

That’s when a young boy, 20 years old dies in a car crash. His Benzo survives it but he doesn’t.

Or he goes into the crash, he and his Benzo don’t even come out of it.

Dem go park trailer for roadside jeje, young rich nigga go overspeed go nack trailer die. Look street deep gan, and if your papa geh money and he take am know you. Just thank God oo. I don sabi this yahoo since whenni dey college. E get one nigga wey na when he start to dey pick na hin rhe nigga murd. Rip. I was a noob when i got to know this guy and i was in one of those seasons when i was still a traveler through school. I met him in an abk bus that was headed for Lagos. We both sat in the front seat beside the driver. Then one thing led to another we clicked he made me under he was into the game and true true he dey inside game. At that point he was using an iphone and typing away kn it at intervals. We spoke about different things, my school was Mapoly, he was headed to Ilaro. A student of Federalpoly ilaro. We exchanged contacts and during the short holiday ls, he invited me to come to his place at ilaro. Man still raw that year. I enter this guy house me sef i foor. But i still nor understand that time. He even tried setting me straigh in the game, but i was too carried away dazling with Messi and Barcelona on his ps4. I stayed the whole short holiday at his house ( I’m talking about semester holiday that you’d be given a month from school and if you broke you no go like go lagos). And all through that period i know think day e use juju at all. I sha know say e dey bomb and type into the night. Normal nigga, failed parents (relationship wise) but time wey i know am, him don dey gada led tv and ps4 lappy iphone and hin dey chop better dey feed me better food dey Bleep grade one olosho. I went back to school and continued or I’d say life goes on.

One Saturday this guy called me and spoke quick and short. Affa i get 6 million like this, my house dey linted shey make i roof am complete am abi make i buy lexus like this. You know say you na investor and me na hustler. I’m saying, he wanted me to sway him in whatever way. But me my uncorrupted mind told him to finish his half assed house and so he did. I was able to convince him by saying, lass lass oga mi, you go colect again. This guy finish e house o. But e no pack go. Him promise me say him go do something for me if hin complete am. E complete am finish. I no juss hear anything from am again. I called his number back to back for a while. It would ring endlessly and no pick! Then the las time i tried it, dem talk say e dey switched off. I was returning to school one friday and the bus stopped for dome people at ilaro and as they were alighting, i thought probably he grew tired of the friendship and stopped communicating. But. At that point my body no just dey at peace. I alighted and took a bike to his house. The one i visited previously, i went to his flat and everything seemed cool but it felt as if no one had been home for months due to the dust on the door mat and the unkempt flower vase that he kept and watered every morning. I tried knocking but no one was home actually though. I guess one of his neighbors heard the noise and came to investigate.


Comfort:
Ahn, (finally remembering my face) na you,

Me:
Na me o

Comfort:
Na Segun you dey find

Me:
Ehn i dey go school ni i juss say make i check on am before i go.

Comfort:
You no hear?

Me:
Hear wetin

Comfort:
Segun don murd.


Ah e kpai? Dem say he buy corolla sport come attend him uncle burial, na sa dem de come back, dangote trailer take them iron long sleeve. Person wey just start to dey pick!

I went about my own way, magots drooped, money trippled, the more the money trippled, the more i sank. I fell deeper into the coven. Into the secrecy another thing, Niggas and Nigress go dey talk say dem sell their soul to the street, i hear that slogan alot but shey your papa know wetin dey involved to sell person soul to the street? ajeh dem noor know wetin that line mean. Because sayyou enter street God help you, you see small change through God’s plan, you come buy crazy jean, buy graphical tshirt, buy iphone wey dey reign come dey shout say you sell your soul to the street abeg who buy am? You dey wyn yourself. I was the defination of selling ones soul to the street and lets leave it like that. I saw i get money to the point where i was asking google how to spend money lavishly. There was always this impulse to spend with ritual money.
Once i went to Ikotun egbe area of Lagos, i drove there to pick up a babe on a date who thought i was a regular rich guy. On a sunny afternoon i maneuvered my benz to this particular street that had upcoming nighas that smoked outside in the open. I pulled up and found an open space, parked and waited for this babe an the niggas from their gaze i could tell they were blaming themselves for being upcoming and i was one dude that pulled up in a benz and so to say it was a challenge for them that couldn’t be replied. The highest they could do was flash their iphones but I was seeing it. Picked up this babe and the long list of stares continued. For their mind, dem wan be like me.. for my mind, i wan be like them. They wanted to be me because i had a flashy car and all the money. I wanted to be them because they had peace. And that was the only thing I lacked if at all. I was heading home from the club one night, i saw another mad guy and this one really directed his statement at me. Small sin, big sin, sin ma sin but your own sin na special sin and when the time come, you go chop the cain. You nor fit escape am. E sure me die. You and who i shot back and went my way. I got home that day as soon as i parked the car, right in the middle of the compound was a black pot. I got close to it and inside was empty. Nothing was in it. Who come put pot for here? But no one out anything i knew just what i had to do. Hello Baba i spoke into the receiver on my end

Rhu4xce:
OP wey correct, chill and relax with dat sativa nah dirty DEC. we dey.

Ajeh, Durty Dec

Anansa0003:
Na local weed be that or Na Loud.

Na local sk.

Na for town you go get fake loud for here

I follow the home boys here go set trap for game today! Village life sweet. E even be like say things no cost reach this side tho.

Time to relax and write more so back to the matter

Frederick555:
You are doing well, its getting more interesting update by update.

Op make I no lie for you, you try for this write-up, if not for small thing person for talk say you dey give us life experience but as e be fiction so, na him be say all those empty brain nollywood actors and actress dey trek for where you dey.

Why you nor kukuma go into acting, no role wey you nor go fit play with like this oo.

Keep it up, you are doing well.

I wrote it some on this thread that I’d learn cinematography. But na music video i wan dey do

Forget that thing, na the same hand wey scratch sweetie for blockos, na hin dey cook sweet make enfor sweet. I visited the first home i built in that Abeokuta South area for a minute. House still stood, I wasn’t going to sleep in it anyway then i got news that red jacket were everywhere in town the same day i came in. To avoid any issues, i decided to sleep there till the next day. Popular belief for niggas and Niggress wey get ride be say. If red Jackie dey town, you’d have to stay off the roads completely. Early momo the next day I decided to take a stroll on foot around the area (my area) as having lived in The highbrows of lagos had set my eye theme to fancy buildings, Painted highways, Lekki toll gate (rip to the victims that lost their lives that night) lasma, vio, uber guy, uber girls, nice fancy and over inflated flats in prices, night life, grills, night clubs and bars, hookers and hoes, highgrade mama puts, beach, half naked girls, nice cars, azzamen dem, hotel interiors, fancy and larger than life iphones delivery/ bile boys and the deafening noise in lagos if at all. but here you got to town from where i lived before you’d get to experience half of those. The quiet here very calming and in that area i giess i had the best ride so to say and one of the reasons i decided to foot it that certain morning. I approached a junction, on the refuse dump somewhere bu the side of the road, i could see a pot sized sacrifice carefully placed, I wouldn’t look at it. From the experience i had with baba,

“if you see sacrifice for where dem keep am, respect am no matter wetin dem take do am because you nor know the spirit wey dem dey take am beg”

Baba’s intel was people see sacrifice and they start praying to God instead of avoiding it, some even approach it with so much confidence and going as far as kicking it, dismantling it or destroying it using The name of Jesus as a barricade. But Jesus was asked about Caesar and he replied and said give what belongs to Caesar to Caesar them come give Caesar him food you come use Jesus do shield go throway am. You go talk boya na your head dem out am. Some people go even dey chop am. You know how many people akufa dey their head ?? If you see sacrifice, if another way dey wey you fit follow abeg follow am.
Na so i carry face for the eboor wey i see, then i passed the same route on my way back. It was a one way to and fro route with no other leads so i had to go through there twice. On my way back, then at the spot where i saw the sacrifice, i could see a mad man there and this time he held the sacrifice sitting down. I was walking bu as fast as i could then he asked me to stop! Men like say he put juju for mouth or maybe na the fear of not wanting to see the sacrifice nahim dey do me or because say the man mad one of these three reasons must be why i stopped. Then i realized it’s not that I couldn’t move but I still stood there. Then the mad man asked me how much I’d pay him for the sacrifice he was holding. Before i decided to move on be on my way in my head then he answered almost immediately and said he wouldn’t even charge me and that the sacrifice was his food. So there was no way he could sell it to me. He then said my own food was a hot plate of wealth and i was eating it in a haste.

Dem say coronavirus dey town, dem say the economy no dey smile say dollar just dey trump the naira gbas gbos left and right, the system was designed in a way to keep us in darkness. No hope for the average man. Amd the surge or rise of the youths through crypto currencies. If you be youth wey dey drive benz either your money legal or not. Your catcher dey street. Our mimimum wage ma 30 thousand naira. Money wey be say e no reach ninety dollars for btc. Red jackets go leave politician wey dey collect egungun ontop video dey flex muscle for street. Dey collect bois upandown. I vould go on and on, but the Naija situation no dey help youth at all so one way man got to survive and the peer pressure too. This days parents noor dey help.


Bella Shmurda

“Mama call me say Chinedu is balling what are you doing sonyou are dulling”

That’s a true life story in one line. Bar man wey the bill. I checked the bill and not a problem (the money kuku dey) even though I’m paying for it in a way that I couldn’t explain. Cash or transfer i bellowed? I was at shrine the other day, i hanged out at a skuschis joint and after downing cup after cup of the ‘gutter water’ as we called it i headed to the beach again from the mainland. I figured i could just hangout there overnight. I would’ve gone home or go to an hotel but the cool breeze and the quiet and the calming to watch but rioting waves seemed to be very inviting. As soon as i got there, i paid for a tent, and sat placed my laptop on the table and my phone and just sat there enjoying the cool night breeze. Ahead there were some celestial group pf people engaging in a prayer session and this was normal since it was a public beach. I sat there minding my business when the pastor in the group asked the group to calm down/ chill on their prayers.

“I don’t know who this message is for but the Lord is talking to you, come to me your Gd and you will e saved”

All that still sounded normal to me until he said

“The devil will offer you one and take ten. All of these vanities will destroy you. Your 6 feet no go be 6 , na 12. E go be. If you’re that person all the money wey you get no fit save you”

Then he stopped from what he was saying and went back to his praying. The things the preacher guy said was way off topic to the session they were having earlier he and his folks. Was that message for me? The things he said really pierced my soul and yes e be like say na me this man they reason oo. That message was definitely for me. Yinmu ignored it carry my things commot for beach carry my moto dey go house.

Every morning, I picked maggots out of my decaying feets before evening same day i fir don get like 90million for azza. Unless i no bill. The client wey i no bill self e go bill himself on my behalf send money. I get one Australian Maiye wey be say na like mayor hin be for hin community. I was texting with this guy normally i no bill am na hin the guy ask me say shey i get bank account say hin get one money wey dey him hand wey be say na public funds. But hin pikin na Bastard. He fit go thief the money like that. Omo na him i provide one yankee azza omo azzaman phone me early momo pe 2 million dollars ti jade oo. Normally you go think day e easy. But oji lassan.. only eyes no fit collect million dollars bro, e get money wey maye fir give you amd e get money wey maiye go fooor to send. That thing that nairamarley said in CBlacks ogologo song everybody slept on it lets disect it below. Read the translation.


“Sọ rí pé oje lọ láyé
Lọ ra lappy kò wá hacker sì Malay
Arin giniginini arin gini
Arin ginini wó ọja
Ilé mọ wo di ilé owó
Ọna mó gbá ọ'nà mọ gbá di ọ'nà ola
Àpótí mó fi joko àpótí ajé
Ìyẹn di àpótí alaje
Òkè àgbà ní mo gùn
òkè àgbà òkè àgbà ní mó gùn


Shey you see say na scope get life
Go buy laptop make you find hacker for malay
through the spirit of gini and gini gini go enter market.
The house wey enter na money house
The route wey i take that one turn money route
The stool wey i take sidown the stool of wealth turn to the stool of wealth and the wealthy
I climbed the ladder of success
I climbed the ladder of success


The translation of this lyric points to a life many youths are living today. That above is the first stage to rituals. The second stage was not sang in the song because dem noor dey tell pesin

Holla911:
Dodo don dey slow this update. I guess his enjoying how we are clamoring while anticipating next update.
Anyways, a good product attract customers without much advert.
Na here we dey wait you. You must update us.

Noor vex bros. You noor go understand but i go try adjust

Out here on the streets once again, i could live the life I didn’t or haven’t lived in a while but so to say na man go sabi where shoe dey pinch am. Another thing was. I’d fo through series of spiritual test, before i survive it, I’d I’d be regretting ever putting myself in whatever shoe i was in at that point, bit make the devil free me small. I fo forget my sorrow fo spend money. Was it designed to be like that? Coming off the back of a potential suicide mission that was aborted by those fishers coincidentally and now I’m out here doing the same shit that always put me into more trouble. I poured from the gold plaited ace of spades bottle into a fancy kinglike glass cup that was provided to go with and then i sipped away minding my business as the chilly evening breeze swept across the whole beach and this beach bar that i was sat exact where you could see the whole terrain. I’m saying the waves of water that was always in riots, i could see people from far ahead swimming the wave.

I checked on my WhatsApp and Niggaboi had bought and posted a Chevy Camaro. His caption was “facing all the challenges this money brings” i went to his gram, the same post had generated lots of likes on whatsapp, i slid into his dm congratulating him:

Me:
Finally, 4 for the road. More keys omo oba

Niggaboi:
(Comes online checks my message goes offline)


He didn’t need to write it on the wall. I didn’t even expect him to hang with me that long. But dude tried. The things that he saw e pass am but street goes on my gee. But sure, street really went on. A week later, nigga boi and his network of co Business email compromise scammers were tracked down ad arrested by the red jackies the red jackies birst the syndicate and took all of them down one by one. Niggaboi was part of those that were detained. I sat on my own jeje i guess somehow he manipulated his way to his phone behind counter and sent me a short text tgat soumded brief but full of trouble. I swung into action. The system is corrupt we all know. After close to two point five million naira bribe, nigga was released on bail but no, they didn’t release his cars his laptop nor his phone.

I would have acted on what the doctor said, going the native way for treatment, but that would be a case of reporting the devil to the devil. So i spent
Most of my time indoors, I stopped going out completely and ran my errands through bike boys in my estate. My home reeked of the odor from the wound funny enough the odor was satisfying at least to me. But so to say. I was on the ps5 one afternoon when I felt something crawl from my feet onto the tiles that slabbed the whole living area i was going to ignore it at first as I was more focused on the game i was playing but somewhere in the corner of my eyes, i saw something move like it had life. I’d borrow the attention and loaned it to the floor area for a minute and damn i felt my soul cringe. Lo and behold or I’d rather say live and direct, a pinky finger sized maggot crawled out of my decaying feet I’ve never seen anything like i took the tv remote and slapped it on this live creature phech!! The pressures from the tv remote crushed it the tiling was stained with thick black blood. Then a closer look at the decaying feet i found out that there were several other maggots lodge in a mould of decaying flesh.


Baba’s intel was, na wetin your head collect be that. Baba asked me to be happy and that i should be happy that i saw maggots.. he asked me to thank my stars that my feel didn’t decay for nothing. The more maggots i picked out from the feet the bigger and faster my money came. He assured me i fit nor back again but him noor sure. Then baba gave me a hint to mask the foul smell. I’d have to rub shea butter every morning before i went anywhere. Okay i thanked him and dropped the call. I went to my closet, pullednout my unused/never worn designer socks, that was the key. Rub Shea butter, wear socks hit the streets to ball or splurge in peace. Yinmu peace until the devil comes for you again. Next morning. I was ready to take on the world.. i took delivery of shea butter the previous night and rubbed it on the cut and yes of course i removed about 12 live maggots before i preceded to rub shea butter and just like baba predicted, the shea butter instantly shut of the foul smell. Na so i enter my gucci socks, pack money enter car and hit the road. Make i spend money chop small.. its been a while abeg!

Kpakam:
.....or make I just drop aza, in case you go forget

Sure Boss especially that my first to comment bros. I got yhu

DSC7:
@bolded,,, Walai dem don get you

Since this cutting of toes scenes ur updates come dey short... Hope it's not what i am thinking?

Well make i still dey follow up.... ....

Na travel stress. I’ll correct that short update thing. No foor

Zeel007:
@dodoatrice how far bro

If you wan do special give away, give DSC7 a special give away, that guy dey comment steady, right from the start of this thread and this other girl bukolaberry, she dey try too

But most especially DSC7 nah real loyal fan

Yes i have a list for real bro. We will all have a wonderful Xmas

Back at my bloody abode, I used the soap for the first time, hired people to fix the space up, i headed to a clinic for treatment. I gave them scope that i worked in a factory and the machine i operated severed both feet. I paid for treatment, paid for medication, took injections and the hospital asked me to come for frequent checkups etc. I left the hospital, my home was fixed eventually, but from that point, the rate at which i was making money trippled I’m saying if i decided not to talk to any client at all that day, they’ll find a way of sending me money. Its btc. Most of them already have my wallet address. I will surely get email notifications for coin deposits. And categorically i could say I jammed new clients in that period that my toes got cut and used for soap and Bleep all of them had mooooooooooooooooney and with all these money coming in I couldn’t sleep how can i? Now my severed feet threw me into more misery. Something that was supposed to be healing, it decayed and got worse everyday. The thing wey make me know say dem don get me, that was when i went for my last hospital visit for treatment. The doctor let the nurse get on
With cleaning the decaying feets and when i saw him in his office asking me to stop wasting money or coming for treatment because he’s or they’ve tried everything they could but my feet won’t respond to treatment amd that they cried so much (water coming out of them at will) and from his experience, he’d like me to try or go the native way. Shebi those 3 stoooopid fishermen would be happy and proud that they saved a soul from drowning. It would have ended that very day if they’d jus minded their business and let me drown.

Kroos205:
Omo Dodomax amaze me..
Free update, u still kan top am up with giveaway.
More grace bro, Ajeh u dey motivate me.

Thanks my gee. God bless you.

Bukolaberry:
dodo peperempe so u finally do your give away , so na today of all day wey my phone battery rundown, we dey together.

Today own no be give away, na just tospii. The real give away go soon drop and i go make sure say e touch most people. I know my top readers and commenters tho

DSC7:
You no serious.....

Na who no dey drop comments sef u come bless leave the loyal fans....

Giveaway sef i no see and the ride don dey match road....

Calm una own na SP, Special package calm

Anny505:
Seen boss, I really appreciate

One love

Sulaimon95:
Thanks so much may Almighty God continues to bless you abundantly. May you never encounter any sorrow as the year is winding up. Greater heights. Amen

Amen enjoy the rest of the week

Anny505:
09155334199

Glo

Thanks boss, really appreciate

Done glo 2k

Anny505:
Okay boss....but I will prefer airtime boss

Number
Network

Sulaimon95:
4371756013 fcmb bank, Sulaimon

Sent

Anny505:
Me boss

You sef drop azza

Sulaimon95:
me sir

Azza

Prettygirlie:
Me nko sir

Nah next time, make we give man too. Make we balance the equation

Orente21:
Thank you so much sir. I am most grateful

One love Mama

Can do one more. Ist to mention this comment drop azza no long cap.