LesbianBoy: And yet haters will say, that producer (who also sells loya 'miik' up and down) is progressing more than him! Congrats to the kokomaster jare!

At least he's progressing way more than you and that's all that matters.

Have you eaten today?

BIGVAJINA: i am soaked in sweat as i type this fellow nairalanders. ever since i became pregnant, my husband,s attitude has changed drastically. he no longer kisses me, hugs me nor eats with me. in the night, its worst. i beg him to make lov to me, but he wouldnt. what do i do?

The guy is tired of just rimming.

Temismith: I would have loved to comment,but i won't.

But you did!

ichomi: The only thing that gives her away is her grey hair.

Wait until you see the grey hair in her punny and I'm sure you aint gonna be too enthusiastic. Take it from me bro

seedord247: I thought they said nigerian men are faithful?

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ghostofsparta:
And why do you still deliberately ascribe Babalawos as the sole doer of Money Ritual when I have clarified that particular widespread assumption you seem unable to eradicate from your Nollywood brainwashed mindset? I even went as far as to carefully explain who Babalawos are, supposedly should be, differentiating them from the Oniseguns who are the main indulgers of this heinous act and yet decided to misuse the Yoruba term 'Babalawo' because you just like many think it is cool to spoil their name as the Nigerian churches are always fond of, the same churches attended by some people who have used isegun to acquire wealth, success, power, positions, etc only to hypocritically give credit to the semitic deities of the Abrahamic religions and appreciations in the siphoning form of tithes and offerings. Well done.

Another fact you need to know is that so called educated Yorubas and non-Yorubas who patronizes both the Babalawos and Oniseguns for various purposes do not know the differences between the two and care less in knowing. Also, Afas in Yorubaland are the equivalent of the Christian pastors and in certain respect Islamic spiritualists, however, and as a matter of the fact, there are many Oniseguns that some Yoruba people just call 'Afa' because they borrow certain Yoruba esoteric knowledge to be combined with Islamic mysticism (dud) in order to appeal to patronizing Yoruba muslim clients, the point is many of this Afas are the major driving force of Money Ritual in Yorubaland.


Yes, there are Oguns (magic powers) that can be used to win contract or anything pertaining to negotiations, which is different from Money Rituals. There are Yawu boys and some deceptionists who use them too, but there's bound to be grave repercussion on the side of the users for whatever has been forced to yield must eventually equilibriumate. That is one of the laws of supernatural magic (which is different from trick/stage magic invented and practised mostly by whites for the purpose of amusement and entertainments)

Would you believe such ridiculous claim? Well you could if you were offered by 419ers posed as Babalawos or Oniseguns with the aid of those types of Juju I classified under the Mayehuns. Despite the overwhelming powers of the jujus belonging to this class, they can be overcome depending on the strength at which your mind draws on reason and logic.


Despite your exaggeration, there are Juju such as the Aworos and the likes used to pull crowd, congregation, customers. They have their conditions and repercussions.


There's no damn head in any cupboard that vomits cash, is there no end to your Nollywood stylised thinking?

I know this may sound gross and grotesque but for the purpose of enlightenment those confused people on the other thread, what the severed head is used for depends on the type of Oshole involved., the human head is but one of other components needed for the preparation of the evil procedure. If you ask me to go into the methodological 'into-to' of how the money ritual is done, I'm sorry I do not know because I haven't done it before, will never indulge in it, and I'm certain my anti-scientific curiosity will never lead me there but I have this to say: If any white or African-American disbeliever happen to read all this and still doubts, I urge him/her to appeal to any of their several communities/society of debunkers, myth-busters, skeptics, atheists, rationalists, psycho-analysts, scientists and anti-paranormalist, to ask their government to grant a huge amount of money to the family of a convicted death-row prisoner awaiting execution in exchange for consenting to volunteer himself/herself for the verification of this money ritual thing in Yorubaland, after all their government invest heavily on science/tech research and development unlike ours who have endorsed corruption by perfecting the art of embezzling and laundering public funds and states money.

You also asked me to address where the money will come from. Where do you think the money will come from? Thin air? Forex? The mountain? The ethers? Ofcourse it's from the bank and wherever, whatever symbolises 'Owo' is manufactured or made massively. There are big and small companies that make hell of money, there are financial institutions including banks, insurance companies and even the central bank whose officials would be scratching their head over how certain huge amount of money can't be accounted for during their annual review or whatever it's termed.

It is 'Owo' the Oniseguns would command through the use of incantation specific to the particular Oshole in progress, some Oshole isn't about commanding Owo itself but of manipulating extreme forces yet unknown to science though collectively personified as 'awon emi ayiri' which means unseen entities, whose respective Yoruba names are known to the Onisegun practitioners who at specific time invokes/summons the entity associated with the Oshole involved through the chanting of powerful incantations specific to the Oshole in progress in order to be either commanded, tricked, blackmailed or manipulated to always go and search and deliver physical money wherever it is on behalf of the client when called upon (where the client would be taught the lock and unlocking code through recitation i.e. the few incantations to utter in order to operate it wherever it is kept in the house when in need of Owo (money)). There is another evil version belonging to the major ones where the name of the human used is somehow metaphysically impressed into the ritual procession wherein all the client need do at home whenever in need of money (Owo) is to visit the ritualised human juju at a given time and commands that name with learned incantation to fetch him/her physical money wherever it is. The two highlighted are not how all major Osholes are effectuated as there are various types of both minor and major Osholes with their respective configurations, rites and ofcourse deadly repercussions.

There are some minor Oshole types known by its Oniseguns where the ritual money seeker would be provided with the option of using a part of their physical body (thumbs, toes, strip of flesh) for the money ritual wherein the further it decomposes the higher their shot at acquiring money (some Yawu boys do these types), there is another minor one wherein animals such as tortoise and special but rare to find birds are used in the money ritual process, there are other minor types wherein powerful rings are specially prepared whose sole purpose is to render enchantment over a to-be-victim of any of the numerous online scam (some Yawu boys use this on their magas) the endgame is still to make money, which can be argued also as money ritual, there's another in which I don't know if I should consider it minor or major since it involves the ritual money seeking male to offer his 'fertility essence' in the form of semen in exchange for tremendous but time-limited wealth, there's another I also don't know where to classify it but which involves certain thing I haven't found out but with the condition that the ritual money seeker must spend completely all the money the entity fetches him that particular day otherwise he/she is done for, there are two variant of that particular type with an almost similar condition which is of not coming back home with any remainder of the money belonging to that which the entity brought forth, the other being unable to spend the money on people you know such as friends, family and relatives, there is another belonging to the major types renderable by those Oniseguns who knows about it, wherein the money ritual seeker would be checked, and if qualified by the required pre-condition, will be told he/she can't be rich since he/she isn't destined to be opulent unless they have someone he/she loves the most, (which he/she actually does have, being that the ori they choose from ajule-orun is to meet/be with their earth love partner) which has to be substituted for 'Owo'.

The underlying principle about Ogun Owo is the Ori, there was this married Ijebu man who had serious financial issues and eventually opted for MR, whether it was a minor or major type I wouldn't know but what happened was that the Oshole involved was in the form of an Ose (Yoruba word for soap) given to him by one of the many trial-and-error money rituals Oniseguns to be used whenever he wants to take his bath and instead of working for good became more impoverished, he stopped using it, his wife who wasn't aware about the sopa or what her husband had done began to use it, and since then on, different customers after buying provisions from her started giving her money without her asking, at times for no obvious reason, up to an extent some would just drive by and just dash her huge amounts of money after buying petty items from her, her husband noticed this and enquired from her only to discover that she's being using that soap, they both clung tighter to each other and became very rich. The point is about the 'Ori', some people's 'Eleda' didn't chose or include stupendous 'Owo' into their 'Ori' when coming from 'Ajule-Orun' to 'Aye', but while the 'Ori' of 95% of humans were optimally chosen for by various presiding eledas (Orishas and Irunmoles), most will unknowingly involve themselves in various Ewos (taboos) that delays their Eleda-given/Ori-chosen destinies including some of the remaining 5% who have chosen or preordained to be stupendously rich which is the case of that real life event about that husband whose destiny doesn't include being rich in his Ori make-up but whose wife it does and according to Ifa, there are some people whose Odu decodes that he/she is bound to excel or become rich only when the right life-partner is met, and to do this, provided the Ori hasn't being too damaged, one just need to 'Bo Ori' hence Ori laa ba bọ ka fi iwakuwa silẹ (We should instead charge our Ori rather than searching for shortcuts).

All in all, Ogun-owo aka money ritual is B arbaric A bysmal D estructive. Why? There was this fairly old man whom I pressed to disagree way back, that people who does money ritual are fools because I thought it was a ruse and he told me that he personally had an Ewọn (long chain) that whenever he wants needs money, all he needed to do early in the morning is to drag his Ewọn (juju) around the open compound before anyone wakes up, and that before that day is over, he must realise lots of money somehow, I was still very skeptical about his claim until when I asked how could that be possible and he revealed that he must have money due to the power of the juju chain but at the expense of his surrounding neighbors remaining seriously broke for some period, then I quickly remembered my pal who live close to that place who always complain to me about why he is unable to account for how he spent his salary and that he wasn't supposed to be penniless.

It's just pure evil and it does not worth it. Some do lure their friends into committing some of the minor Osholes, bearing in mind the consequence but will nevertheless do it because of so many reasons I consider unjustifiable, well it's true that 'Money is the root of all evil'. Another important thing to understand is that because a lot of people are not patient in this festering nation, especially most of us youths who want to live luxurious lifestyle, drive exotic cars, live in a mansion, or in short just want to satisfy a desire to spend, spend and spend money in clubs, at ladies, showing-off by lavishing, these are mostly the kinds who ends up at this short-cut avenue, without knowing whether if their 'ori' and 'eleda' carries such destiny, which in no time they agree to murder in the name of money ritual, driven by their uncontrolled lust for money such that they deprive other's from fulfilling their 'ori' destiny, enjoying life at the expense of others misery whose husband, sons, daughters, wife are reported missing or found mutilated thinking they they ought not to be a consequence.

What other questions do you have, and I hope they aren't Nollywood inspired?

Absolute rubbish!!

I'm incandescent with rage over this drivel that you are feeding gullible Nigerians. SMH

Dibiachukwu: Secure our borders Patrol, satelite surveillance, hidden cctvs. Ground radar systems can help a lot. No more islamic almajiris from our north western borders. Fencing is outdated and expensive.

Right on bro!

A permiter fence alone will only keep out some animals and snag some bush meat. Criminals, smugglers and illegals will just cut in and pass. They will have to spend much more on all you mentioned above plus sentry mounts, unmanned patrol drones, quad patrols, even camel patrols for the desert region.

Scarpon: I would hit all the ladies

Hit dem wit wot? Big stick?

Me, I'll rather fvck them!!

alexchiny: Buhari should hug a transformer instead, GEJ is no homo.

Lol! The kind of (back) embrace that J. Aminu used to give him.

redsquare: Haba, oga Musiwa, what is Port Harcourt, Warri, Benin, Kano, Kaduna, Maiduguri doing on that list? Remove them and replace them with Ado Ekiti, Ikirun, Owo, Ilesha, Okitipupa, Iwo, Ile-Ife, Ore, Sagamu, Agbara, Sango-Ota, Ijebu-Ode and Ogbomosho. Seriously, smoking dry paw-paw leaf is not good for your health.

Plus -

Ipoti
Aromoko
Modakeke

Meanwhile -

Awoooooooooooopooooooo!!

Ejiné: I think D'Banj should just abandon the music thing and just stick to the number 1 reason Kanye West took him to America in the first place - To wash Kim Kardashian's panties.

Mah boi D'Banj said he wanted to build the bridge from Africa to America, but e be like say im cement don finish.

Don't be ridiculous!

Dbanj is wasting his talents. I see him as more of an entrepreneur than a musician. Look at all the things he has put together, from mohits to the link up with good music!

He should quit all these personal vanity music projects and concentrate on making himself a $ billionaire!!

slimyem: Apart from Serena Williams and Nicki Minaj's,the others don't qualify as bootylicious.They are just shapely.
You gats come Naija come see better "ikebe"

Heh heh!! All those those bordering-on-obesity trunk-junk?

PASS!

Morale of the story? Big nyash = Big bucks??

joeydozzy: I heard voluptuous girls have higher estrogen levels

still yet to confirm though but practicals made this theoretical

And who said non-curvy girls don't have high estrogen levels?

This woman is way up there on my MILF list.

All this African consciousness crap that white people help to promote is rubbish and just another way to keep the black man alienated, in countries like USA, thus preventing him from actively participating in personal wealth generation.

How come a man immigrates from Ukraine to America and his children, born in America, are just looked at as Americans. No one tries to promote Ukrainian consciousness for them? They are hardly ever asked 'where are you originally from' or patronizingly told 'isnt the vibrant Ukrainian culture so exciting, blah blah blah'. No one calls them eurpean american? They are just plain american! They participate actively in the economy and politics, becoming billionaires and senators within a generation!

Man migrates from Nigeria and his children are constantly reminded of his African roots, African consciousness and other thrash like that which keeps him permanently alienated, distracted and confused. When he tries to blend, even his own black people who have been successfully brainwashed, will label him a sell out.

Leave all this rubbish, especially if you are born in America. Get the lingo, get the education, get the money and leave the African consciousness stuff for leisure and recreational time.

Robert De Niro is known to like dipping into browm sugar, if u know what I mean

Maybe dropping hints about Bond movies might help him get an easy dip.

Texas.Cowgirl:


Why wont it be swagga to you? lol
Village swagga

All swagga, Na swagga now!

**flexing my akpu powered muscles, pecs motion**

Texas.Cowgirl:



Just because the notorious apkuish flat forehead is missing does not make him less Ibo. The ugly trait points him to iboland

Really? Wait let me finish combing my s.ex.y flat head and finish my mid afternoon AKPU, then I'll get back to you.

#doing the flat head swagga, swagga, swagga# x2

Yummy

Me likey anything beans + bread combo! Especially just after smashing weights in the gym, and it definitely gotta be freakingly fast digesting white bread too!!

Texas.Cowgirl:
In PH.

They need to check his birth certificate.

That's not a Yoruba man. He looks like one of our ibo cousins that works in Walmart cash register.

Lol!

Even if they blurred his features, considering the context of the report and the way he put his hands on his head, we know he's Yoruba. That action is normally followed by cries of 'mo gbe', 'o pari', 'ejor emabinu' etc., and normally ended with some vigorous prostrating. As if that'll make any difference

And FYI, my Lagos-Ibadan restricted chaps wearing sister ( shaking the kinky image from my head ), PH is full of people from everywhere, attracted by the oil industry.

Rossikk: You claimed to be a thief because you are Nigerian. Go sort yourself out. I've nothing to do with you.

How can I sort myself out when ogas on top like you haven't? I believe in the top down method.

Gaggi: A beautiful modern day city no doubt. But does a tree make a forest? Is Abuja a reflection of Nigeria? It doesn't represent the ancient cities of Benin, Ibadan or archaic cities of Aba, Umuahia or Katsina.
Abuja = Delusion

And do u know the sad fact about all this? After a period of time, the Bwari tribe etc, will come and lay claim to the area claiming they built it (with Yam money?). Abuja o ni baje!

Rossikk: So you agree you are a thief. Why point fingers instead of ending your own criminality?

When you end your's, I'll end mine.

Rossikk: Aren't you a Nigerian? So how much have you stolen today?

Just a little bit above what YOU stole!

Rossikk: Actually it is you who needs to educate yourself on what's really going on in the world.

Yes, American and British are corrupt MoFos while Nigerians are saints.

pato405: But why can't these pulchritudinous developments be replicated in other states? must it be Abuja and/or Lagos. How will Nigeria rank among the first world nations when there's inordinate focus on these two cities...

As much as these pictures are beautiful, they are a true (but sad) reflection of the prevailing inequalities, the dichotomy, yawning chasm and abysmal gap between the rich and the poor. An attempt to create the phantasmagoria of the Nigerian elites (& political rogues) to the ludicrous spite of the impecunious.

Rossik or whatever you are called, you deserve public trashing

anyway, just keep them coming...

You seem not to understand the nigerian mentality. The case of Abuja is like the case of the rich man from a poverty stricken village who constructs a road that links his house to the main road or highway, so that he can drive in and out from the city in comfort and every other person be damned.