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Enigma1510: Thanks alot for the tips. Gonna strt doin some. Hope no b sey u dey tel us wetin u no dey do sha?

Hahahaha

You know na, sometimes one thing or the other will make man forget these things. But on a normal, I do practice them.

They don use dem do sacrifice.

Olugbenger: Nff If u sack Keshi, you folks won't make frontpage again.

Do you know??

Drinking water at the correct time Maximizes its effectiveness on the Human body :

1 glass of water after waking up - helps activate internal organs

1 glass of water 30 minutes before a meal -helps digestion

1glass of water before taking a bath - helps lower blood pressure

1 glass of water before going to bed - avoids stroke or heart attack

assalaamat: thanks for your comment my dear bro. Apart from me doing recharge cards biz there,is it possible for me to get a teaching job in one of the private secondary schools there with my HND,bcs that's my real passion which i'm don't wanna toy with it at all.Thanks

Teaching job in private schools abound in Osogbo. Put away your fears and go enjoy your life over there and I bet you won't regret it.

asonopepo: @Dollarjunkie,

Why are you adding salt and sugar to your analysis about osogbo? All what you said about osogbo is fine except the armed robber thing. I have spent over four years in osogbo and I have never witness armed robbery. As a matter of fact, I work in one of the banks in osogbo and I have never witness such.
I disagree with you.

Lol @Sugar and Salt analysis. Just letting him know the other side of the coin though I highlighted it will have little or no effect to him. I truly witnessed about 3 bank robbery operation during my service year. One in GTB gbongan, another in First Bank gbongan and in UBA igbono.

berem: like you don't know. Don't ask me for any silly explanation. Read your thread and tell me if you didn't twist anything.

Some Most times you sound like you are s*x starved little miss

Health:
1. Drink plenty of water.
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants, and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
4. Live with the 3 E’s — Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.
5. Make time for prayer and reflection
6. Play more games.
7. Read more books than you did in 2012.
8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
9. Sleep for 7 hours.

Personality:
10. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day —- and while you walk, smile.
11. Don’t compare your life to others’. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
12. Don’t have negative thoughts of things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
13. Don’t over do; keep your limits.
14. Don’t take yourself so seriously; no one else does.
15. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip.
16. Dream more while you are awake.
17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
18. Forget issues of the past. Don’t remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don’t hate others.
20. Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present.
21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
23. Smile and laugh more.
24. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

Community:
25. Call your family often.
26. Each day give something good to others.
27. Forgive everyone for everything.
28. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
29. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
30. What other people think of you is none of your business.
31. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your family and friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:
32. Do the right things.
33. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.
34. Forgiveness heals everything.
35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
37. The best is yet to come.
38. When you wake up alive in the morning, don’t take it for granted – embrace life.
39. Your inner most is always happy. So, be happy.

Last but not least:
40. Enjoy LIFE!


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venous: Thanks for the tip...

Come check my body for me abeg

No be new thing na... Its already a norm. The only thing is that some of them won't just ask you 'will you be my bf?' But their actions will speak volumes more than the phrase above.
I've got uncountable of them from my teens hitherto. Some my age, some younger, some older and married women are not left out.
And most begged for s*x (I declined all).
All the r/ships I've been into, I didn't ask dem girls out. It just started from crushing from both sides and bingo!




I don dey form Ramsey Will Smith Noah for my mind... but na the truth I yarn shaaaaa

They should just load their ATM to the brim always.... Then they are free to STRIKE!

Perfectly working. Maybe you have exhausted your data bundle

Even we the indigenes of Anambra are not carrying this matter for head like so many here on NL that are not even from SE! Nawaaa oooo
Some have even started shedding tears like
Kingsilly1000 kingsley1000

That Ethiopian guy on a yellow jersey

vincent561: Please has ESUT released her 2nd list?

YES!
Its been up to 3 weeks now that 2nd list came out.

GOBE

Doubting thomas should be intelligent enough to go through OP's profile and previous posts.
He is talking about his own personal experience and some people are looking for sauce to take chop rice.
Am surprised though that APC supporter can expose such an illegal tremendous act against his own party but having gone through his profile and previous posts, I can only believe maybe that some APC supporters are truly progressive



Meanwhile, thank you OP for washing your pary's dirty linen in the public.
Good guy

Those saying applicant ID is not necessary are wrong! If its not necessary why then do they choose to include it? Someone told me he printed acknowledgment slip (of course it can only be printed with the ID plus email) but I haven't tried printing mine cuz am on mobile now. Will check with my system and update later

bashy_demy: Sorry to say if you are not stewpid and your thinking faculty is working fine you will know things dont add up. How could they have left Osun, pass Ore, pass Benin, pass Agbor, pass Asaba, pass Onitsha ( where they are going) then, Pass Enugu, pass Aba, come enter Owerri to go and do what? why can't they just stop in Onitsha since there mission is in Anambra? why still go that long way and decide to come back to Anambra where they already left behind the next day. Some people are just so stewpid to understand that this is just a set up

I will take it that you are still a kid to be able to understand their reasons. As for the insult, you can keep on insulting me if you do likewise to your parents.

collynzo2: My brother, I wonder how you travel your own journey. So after passing through Onitsha you still have to go through Enugu and Aba before getting to Owerri?

Had you have your glasses on you would've see where I wrote "pass Enugu and Aba via shortcut". I know they'll connect Owerri via Onitsha. And they choosed to be cooling off in Owerri (due to their member is Gov there) pending to a day b4 election to avoid been caught in Anambra.

berem: To prove that it was all a set up, they had to pay some people from the southwest to travel all the way to Imo State and lodge them for people to believe quickly that they were brought in by APC. Why didn't they use Igbos for their malicious act? This is the height of blackmail by the killer party and the dying party. All their plans will not work.

Ngige is so much loved by Anambra people and he will win!

Excuse me miss, u deserve an e-knock. Better go and wash dishes than come here making fool of yourself.

automaticcars: This is all cooked up and choreographed by PDP/APGA to tarnish the image of APC. Thess people are not going to be prosecuted they are only been used. No Yoruba would go to Iboland to manipulate election. This is just not possible. This is government set-up in action.

Hahahahaahhahaahaha.... Cry cry baby. Better call ur relatives to know if any one of them is among. Deh there dey talk opata. 10k each and they left Osun, pass Ore, pass Benin, pass Agbor, pass Asaba, pass Onitsha, Pass Enugu via shortcut, pass Aba, come enter Owerri waiting to unleash on the 16th but they met their waterloo... Make dem still chill for jail for sometime b4 taking their long journey back home.


Please, make una no dey bring agbero levels come our side abegiii...
Ngige you see your life What a shame!

automaticcars: This is all cooked up and choreographed by PDP/APGA to tarnish the image of APC. Thess people are not going to be prosecuted they are only been used. No Yoruba would go to Iboland to manipulate election. This is just not possible. This is government set-up in action.

Hahahahaahhahaahaha.... Cry cry baby. Better call ur relatives to know if any one of them is among. Deh there dey talk opata, 10k each and they left Osun, pass Ore, pass Benin, pass Agbor, pass Asaba, pass Onitsha, Pass Enugu via shortcut, pass Aba, come enter Owerri waiting to unleash on the 16th but they met their waterloo... Make dem still chill for jail for sometime b4 taking their long journey back home.


Please, make una no dey bring agbero levels come our side abegiii...
Ngige you see your life What a shame!

mancheeutd: Was the argument against the software vs the opon imo or vs laptop abi didrin leyi ni compare 200mil to 2billion ode

He listed the components of the software in opon imo and I tried to enlighten him that therez nothing much with the embedded software.
The hardware itself should go for about 15k each cuz there's lesser memory space, low frequency, RAM, camera quality et al. The specs can't be compared with everyday ipad. And most of all, it comes in quantity. Hope you get my point now

Akshow: what do u expect from yiiiibooo made people? Quantity and d risk of quality deluded mofos.

This is the best you can make out of your opon imoD brain. Retard!

erad: When you started, I actually thought you were the smart one... Once again, I am disappointed.

Really?
Anyways thatz my job! Disappointing people with the truth.

agbameta: 1. Opon is preloaded with 17 subjects offered by students in the West African Senior Secondary Certificate Examination, WASSCE. The subjects have been designed in forms of lesson notes, textbooks, mostly provided by Publishers and Master Teachers Inputs. A content verifier has also verified lesson notes on each subject (Masters Teachers Works).

2. Seven extra-curricular subjects such as Sexuality Education, Civic Education, Yoruba History, Ifa Traditional Religion, Computer Education and Entrepreneurship Education, and Twelve Thousand Yoruba Proverbs are also preloaded.

3. Ten years’ past questions and answers provided by the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, JAMB, and the West African Examinations Council, WAEC. Consequently, questions and answers in 17 Ordinary Level subjects have been provided. They are English Language, Mathematics, Agricultural Science, Economics, Principles of Accounts, Literature in English, Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Yoruba, Commerce, Further Mathematics, History, Geography, Government, IRK and CRK.


It's not about quantity, it's about what's inside both products and also what they can do?

What's inside your bogus and election related rubbish laptop?

Where is the website for the program?.

Where is the infrastructure and tech support to support this so called laptop scam?

Where are the solar panels to supply power needed to power the laptops lik they have in Osun schools?



I don't know why we always have to explain to you illiterate villagers that quality is always better than quantity.

Oga seize this your bruhaha for people you can deceive. With all the above you listed, can they be compared to Encarta software?? With how much can that software be developed with? Are you telling me they buy separate software for the 3600 opon imos? I personally can handle the contract of developing the opon imo software with less than half a ten million naira and have it installed in all the opon imo. Aregbe is smart only to some set of people. I don't blame you shaaa cuz you are really getting a good pay to cover these guys online.
Just look at the comparison again and knock yourself on the head for trying to comment on this thread instead of ignoring like you didn't know it existed.

Served in Osogbo. Its a cool city and peaceful.
There's always light but PHCN wahala join ooo. For the type of ur biz, I will choose Olaiya junction for you. Get a place in Odi-olowo street (the house rent there is so cheap like 1.5k/month for a room). Odi-olowo, alekwodu and Gbongan joined at the Olaiya junction. I prefer Odi_olowo to others. A market is there and phone accessories sellers as well as Sim registration agents can be found there too. I think that place is the best bet. Airtel and MTN offices are some few kilometers away from there. The only problem there (which mostly won't affect you) is that Banks are situated at Gbongan road, and armed robbers mostly rob banks there. And they pass through that olaiya junction after every robbery and sometimes shoots in the air. Didn't witness any victim of their shooting during my time there but witnessed many robbery attack cuz I stay close to the junction.
This is best I can offer and I hope it helps out.