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WTH!!! By this time of the night? Ooooh!!! Where's this vaseline when you urgently need it?

RIP to the dead.


But I think it's suppose to be the deceased pix in the news not that of the bereaved.

Enough of these hopeful stories that usually sprang up and dies down even before a stick of candle.
The medication should be available for purchase not all those terminologies up there o jaree

He should produce gbamu gbamu jigi jigi gospel version abegi

vizkiz: @ Op abeq i need wife material 20yards!

Abeg borrow me 5yards, I need am too

O J tOp: Do you think taking OBJ to HRC is what it?

NO! It is not ' whated ' it.

dayokanu: I'm surprised that you guys are surprised that Afam is a bigot.

He has always been

Last yr Amaechi and Rochas were the best governors in Nigeria, Today they are the worst governors in Nigeria simply because they moved to APC

Show me where he mentioned that they are the worst governors.

Ngene-Ukwenu:
Hope, you are not giving yourself self service with imagination. Nairaland Agbero¬

And who's this born throway?

ilugunboy: The same question I had in mind....

I think he was confused before with where his allegiance should be....the reason we called him a closet bigot then.

Now ...he has fully revealed himself without apology....he is more interested in the number of LIKES he garners among his co-travelers nowadays.

I won't expect anything good to come out from u until u leave that ur ilugun jungle. Ilugunagbero

ashawoameta: Yesterday>>>>>





https://www.nairaland.com/1112083/commitment-rebuilding-lagos-paying-off-fashola/2



Today>>>>>>>>>>



https://www.nairaland.com/782258/rivers-state-declares-free-medicare


Today according to the same Afam. Amaechi is nobody in Rivers state..


You just got to love Afam....

Couldn't expect more from an agbero sleeping under lagos bridge with opon imo like someone rightly said. ASHAWOMETA!!!

Gboliwe: and you are here talking! why didnt you stone him out of the stage?

O boy, the guy don smoke SK, weed plus alomo join. No see as he dey bark for stage. The worst part of it be say the crowd was singing along with him. I did my best by not joining them

adaobi123: Lool. Maybe you saw me maybe you didn't.
To confirm, what was I wearing ?
Chei I missed o !! I left when wizboyy was
performing. My legs were aching.

I was high on some cheap wine then , can't even remember what those I went there with was wearing. Maybe you didn't come on time thatz why you have to stand. But wait ooo, was Afam there with you?

adaobi123: I went yesterday !! I left around 2 in morning.

YES! I for say. I saw someone exactly like you and was like, is this not 'Adaobi nairaland?' Ehen!
If u dey talk true then u no enjoy the better part of the show. Cuz Phyno and Olamide later killed it.


@Gboliwe, the guy sang jaga jaga ooooo

Please I a grajuate of zoorogy. Grajuatd with a befiting reslults. I am readi for these job and can do it very well. Will stil go to NYSC due to some carry ovas but I can stil combime all together. Thank you. Call me: 080911419190

Served in Osun 2011/2012. A friend and hostel/platoon mate died after the camping exercise. Another hostel mate had serious sickness after camp that his outer skin peels, though he's bubbling now. I myself had to drink a bottle of amstel malt everyday for upto two weeks after camp before I could be fit again. While in camp, there was a night some people said ghosts came to our hostel the night before. I was fast asleep after having some bottles of beer. Some were praying that night while some were crying, some other were as well sleeping (like me ). What amazed me next morning was that a girl collapsed in females hostel that same night. She was rushed to the hospital and corpers were asked to donate blood (voluntarily) that she suffered from shortage of blood. I think she later survived. Thank God all those has passed.

texazzpete: I beg you, ask those friends to teach you English instead. Since when did 'hunt' become 'haunt'?

I'd think you're the one that needed English lessons. Go grab your dictionary imp!

And they are in the other thread shouting.. "A yoruba woman cannot insult her father in a public like this even if she's a baskard!" And "A yoruba woman cannot do this to her father no matter what!" Smdh for them, do I really get this kind of reasoning? Is it that they are kids or they don't know that there's more to life than just faking up reality! Any person from any tribe can do even worst than Iyabo when pushed to the wall.
Nothing will convince me that the 11page letter wasn't written by Iyabo with the way everything is detailed and explain. No other person, I repeat, no other person (even the siblings) can write such a perfect detailed letter the way it is.

Obasanjo's Daughter 11-Page Letter to OBJ.
*Fake Female voice claiming to be Iyabo, disowned the Letter on the Radio.

It is shame that an imposter on Rainbow FM, claiming to be Sen Iyabo Obasanjo said that she did not write the damning 11-page letter to her grumbling father.
The former Senator claimed ownership of the letter, which copies have been forwarded to major electronic and print media in Nigeria.
Iyabo stated that her sibling will write their own letter, if they choose to do likewise.
Full letter will be published later.


https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=652119718179487&id=100484630009668&refid=28&_ft_=qid.5958715203995195969%3Amf_story_key.8697436905003004425

nouveaux: Les what!?? Where did i say i was a lesbian?

Ain't you a lady?

sandijey: I just new one of them chest beaters must make a comment like this!!!!!!

You were lurking for a chest beater and was able to find one on 3rd page, while you were blind to see the below on first page.

Shaki boi: Thank GoD u Called it yoruba movie.
There is tribe named **** who prefer speaking
foreign language in their own movie.. TENI teni
tekisa ni Tatan...

Thatz the problem here, u guys always turn blind when one of ur own did the wrong thing but are too fast to pick on another person.
How can justice reign with this kinda judgement

Temptee101: Olodo! I nor blame u atall, public forum lyk dis don give every tom, prick n harry d nerve to come spew poo. U get luck i nor fit see u, u deserve a sucker punch on ur nose. Eddiotu! I wz against d legalization of abortion but after seeing ur abv statemnt, i strongly advocate 4 abortion to be legalized so that species lyk u will be completely wiped out. Ode of d highest degree

Oh mehn, u sounds so pained like you're so ugly that girls no dey greet you not to talk of toasting you. My honest observations



Ehen, @OP, dem no know say you be babe thatz why the insults are soft. Why you come prefer lesbo with this ur beauty na?


I swear if u taste me eh... those straight legs u're dying for in ur fellow girls body go be like Jay Jay Okocha leg to you.
Taste and see baby.


On a more serious note now, I pray you to cease from lesbianism cuz therez a spirit behind it that u wouldn't wish for ur enemy not to talk of U urself. I have seen a victim of such. Once again pretty lady, FLEE from lesbianism!

Ebimone Ekiokebi Joseph wrote:
OBASANJO VS JONATHAN Mr. Umar, one of the former military officers to have opposed the annulment of the June 12, 1993 presidential election, stated that it was dangerous for Nigerians to uncritically take Mr. Obasanjo at his word. He added that Nigerians should realize from the former president’s antecedents that he is a deceitful and insincere man who was complicit in creating the mess Nigeria is in today. “What is it that [Mr. Jonathan] did not do with impunity?” asked the former military governor. “It was the same man that attempted third term and was confronted headlong. He is the same man that destroyed our nation by bringing former Governor Peter Odili before it failed due to some challenges with EFCC. He later imposed a sick man as a leader and we are where we are today,” added Mr. Umar. He further described Mr. Obasanjo as “the same man that gloried and celebrated corruption in Nigeria,”and today he is the moral voice of Nigeria, he reminded. It is dangerous and scary. Our citizens should be critical he said, and urged nigerians to remember the time that obasanjo sent soldiers to anihilate comunities in benue state and udi community in bayelsa state.” Mr. Umar contended that Mr. Obasanjo did not believe in the principles he wrote about in a leaked letter that descended on Mr. Jonathan with harsh words. “Do not be carried away by his noise about democracy and justice, it is all a ruse. He did [govern Nigeria] and we saw how he was tyrannical, a dictator. It is laughable and dangerous that Obasanjo is the man we want to take seriously. I am begging our people to be critical and thorough so as to unravel his real agenda.” In the interview, Mr. Umar cautioned Nigerians to recognize that, “There is more to it than what we can see. There are certain things we don't know. [Obasanjo] said that he gave Generals Babangida, Abdulsalami and Danjuma copies of his letter. Why did he not give [a copy to] General Gowon? I smiled and cheered myself for just one thing: Nigeria is gradually winning. Nigeria is now gradually coming out from the hold of military feudalism, which by implication shows that Mr. President is doing an underground job that is weakening the powers of those who would want this beloved country be shaped by ''military'' past than her glorious united future...

SANUSI AND OBASANJO'S PLOT TO START A REVOLUTION OR COUP
By Sunday Idahor and Ena Ofugara.

OBJ LETTER TO GEJ WAS DATED: DEC. 2nd 2013.
INTENTIONAL LEAKAGE OF THE LETTER OCCURED ON THE 9th DEC. 2013.
SANUSI THE GOVERNOR OF CBN WROTE A HIGHLY CLASSIFIED LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT (COPIED THE PRESS) BEFORE OBJ LETTER TO GEJ. NOW TO THE OBSERVATIONS AND QUESTIONS.

1. How on earth was OBJ able to know the contents of Sanusi letter to Jonathan?

2. How come OBJ was able to quote the content of Sanusi letter and exact figure?

3. Was OBJ privy to the planning in how, when and where to bring down GEJ and his government?

I dare to add what Afenifere, the PAN Yoruba group that understands their son and his Modus Operandi, says. I quote

"“If Obasanjo, who happens to be a retired general is now beckoning on fellow retired generals and at the same time inciting Nigerians against a sitting president, something untoward must be going on."

Then I quote Colonel Umar, one well versed in coup plotting just as Obasanjo is

"There is more to it than what we can see. There are certain things we don't know. [Obasanjo] said that he gave Generals Babangida, Abdulsalami and Danjuma copies of his letter. Why did he not give [a copy to] General Gowon? It means something is in the offing. And it is scary today that Nigerians are taking Obasanjo seriously. It is important that we look at the message and the messenger critically.”

I hereby call for the "invitation" of Obasanjo and Lamido Sanusi Lamido by the state security service so as to explain "a few things"

Remember, what causes a coup and a revolution are a lot less than a CBN governor falsely accusing a president of stealing monies more than even the entire budget of the country.

Remember that Obasanjo is a convicted coup plotter and has been suspected of many coups including EVEN Murtala's coup. (yes he was suspected.)

Remember the monies spent on failed 3rd tenure. OBJ quests for power ala mugabe and might want a state of anarchy where the army will tell him to take over the reins of power

Remember Sanusi Lamido Sanusi is avuncular to Mutallab who tried to blow up a plane in America.

Remember Sanusi got a degree from SUDAN.....SUDAN....SUDAN OF ALL PLACES, the headquarters of Al Qaeda and Islamism in Africa.

Remember after the Christian governor of Kaduna was killed, NOT ONE BOMB HAS EXPLODED IN KADUNA

Remember many Islamists have sworn to do all they can to remove the Christian president

Put all this together...a CBN governor who lies against his president humongously and a former general accusing a serving president of training killers and killing the country with the words "before it it too late" You may add "Let us strike"

I say, the SSS picks Obasanjo and Sanusi Lamido up to at least explain how OBJ knew of the content of a letter from the CBN governor to his president.

Critically looking at the message, the messenger, the medium and the motive. Presidential aids for some days now tried to explain away OBJ’s letter to their boss but I want to make this assertion; OBJ’s letter may be “most reckless and indecorous charges, highly unbecoming, mischievous and provocative” but some issues in that letter are not “baseless and unjustifiable”. GEJ’s kitchen cabinet take note!
I don’t like seeing pot calling kettle black, I think OBJ’s letter was borne out of a strained relationship with GEJ, resulted to his resignation from PDP BOT chair.
GEJ’s picking of same OBJ’s defeated Aneni didn’t go down well with BABA, GEJ’s independent minded posture/total detachment from his benevolent god-father didn’t go down well with OBJ, unconsulting attitude of GEJ to OBJ lately was seen as rude posture by god-father. Whenever u say no to OBJ’s ideas, advanced god-fatherism you are in for a serious trouble coated in a salvaging missionary design to deceive the simple minded.
Atiku is a rogue to him.
Tinubu is an animal.
Audu Ogbe is a bush man.
His own son GBENGA is an idiot/a prodigal son.
Jonathan is incompetent and docile.
GEJ’s aids are sycophants.
It is only OBJ that is wiser than all put together.

Those of us who still remembered what it used to be before GEJ knows that president Jonathan is the best we have seen since 1999. And no past president or head of state did achieve all he has done in just three years in infrastructural development etc. let’s be honest for once!
Obj did a million times all the allegations he leveled against Jonathan in that letter, which some are lies, OBJ talked of corruption, OBJ spent close to sixteen billion dollars on NEPA/PHCN alone, OBJ as a sitting president did coarse governors, government contractors, ministers and business moguls to raise a whopping seven billion naira in two hours for a private library project, Today larger part of that money was converted to building of five star hotels in Otta, can Obama try that in America even closer south Africa and Ghana?
Let obj call for lunching now and see if he can raise even twenty million naira ,he took undue advantage of his position. Sacks of naira were displayed as bribe money at the chambers of the national assembly to support third term agenda, OBJ talking of witch hunting , chased Orji Kalu’s Slok airline to Gambia simply because he challenged Aneni on the monies, three billion naira expended on Lagos/Ibadan and Lagos/Benin road without anything to show for it, Savanna bank was closed because of Jim nwobodo’s interest to presidential contest, OBJ chased Globacom to Ghana because of his vested interest in South African MTN. OBJ used to change national assembly officers at will, same for PDP chairmen just to soothe his whims and caprices. Brutal force at Odi, Zakibiam on defenseless civilians, OBJ used five legislatures to impeach a sitting governor Alamesiegha in Bayelsa state, He virtually supervised the kidnapping of Ngige, another sitting governor in Anambra and that was the beginning of the monster “KIDNAPPING BUSINESS” was born, even Rotimi Amechi received a little dose of OBJ’s Venom though later saved by the court, Morris Iwu of INEC used to right election results in Aso-Villa for OBJ.
I think we Nigerians are people of short memory or we have refused to be open to facts. Dr Bola Ige was killed, Dikibo was murdered and so many politically motivated assassinations during OBJ’s regime, the killers are yet to be found.
In all sectors Jonathan despite deliberate insecurity problems has outperformed his predecessors, in infrastructure, agriculture, aviation and unbundling of phcn.
Nigerians please do not bother about OBJ’s letter to President Jonathan. He still practice the pull him down mindset.
GEJ has excelled where OBJ failed and we may not have gotten to Eldorado but the road map is clearer now and Nigerians are now hopeful because of Jonathan’s performance.
If really OBJ means well, why did he make a private letter public? Could he have allowed this type of letter delivered to the public during his tenure? OBJ’s intention is to appease some section of the country and incite the people against GEJ. I suspect this whole game is pointing to 2015 revenge of a god-father to an estranged god-son, choosing a northern stooge to spite GEJ and well meaning Nigerians, just because it can never be done through the ballot box.
BABA does not want GEJ to contest so who does OBJ want to be the President? These groups buying this deceit by supporting OBJ’s letter are doing so because they have no stake in GEJ’s government. There are very few honest persons in Nigeria. They support when they are a part of the looting, and against when they are not part of the process. They are nothing but slimy leeches. If GEJ goes hard on them, they will call it a political witch hunt; therefore you can never please Nigerians. This letter is definitely not about corruption because corruption was worse under OBJ. It is about 2015 as OBJ with his hubris wants to continue to be the King maker. If GEJ surrenders to OBJ today the game and OBJ’s language changes over night. But GEJ should be ready to go into exile because good number of Nigerian that know what the fight is all about (2015 relevance) will be highly disappointed in him. Nigeria belongs to all of us and if OBJ thinks that the South/South and the South East that lay the golden eggs don’t deserve a stake in the Nigerian project, I say bring it on. If he is calling for the destruction of Nigeria so be it and that will benefit the South/South and South East better. OBJ is offended because he thought he was foisting a push over that he can remove at any time and replace with another. If OBJ has fangs, why didn’t he use it when Abacha almost killed him in jail? Stay strong GEJ because all well-meaning Nigerians are solidly behind you, we know what the hypocritical-sugar-coated fight is all about and there is nothing OBJ or anyone can do about it. Let every one test his or her popularity at the polls PERIOD! - Reginald Akpunonu

Obasanjo Attack On Jonathan!!!
Mallam Idris Mohammed (Dakata, Kano) Wrote::
"You don't expect Jonathan to lick your ass. You must be a wicked man to send nearly 10 names to Jonathan and wanted to force him to make them Ministers. When you were in his position, Did Shagari, Abdulsalami, IBB, Shoneko or Buhari send list of Ministers that must be appointed? "You want to appoint all Exco of PDP alone and when the party members and the President say No, your start writing baseless letters.Your political influenced have dropped to nearly zero and it is wise for you to proceed straight to retirement and leave Nigeria for the younger generation". Obasanjo, you are frustrated and I know that, you are scared that the little man, from a small village in Bayelsa will leave a legacy that will overshadow your fruitless 8-years in office. "An Hausa proverb says, "That a woman that have no child, will like the whole world to die at
the same time". "All the corruption allegations against Jonathan's government in the last 11 months are mere fabrication, as they are well orchestrated, by the same people and group". How can Nigeria lose funds that is bigger than her revenue? It does not add up. You cannot lose what you do not have. "Obasanjo should leave Jonathan alone, leadership is turn by turn. The rail Obasanjo
could not manage, Jonathan has fixed the bulk of it in just few months. The power plants (electricty) Obsanjo abandoned, wasting over $18billion, Jonathan has fixed them and linked them with gas for operations. The roads, airports are getting better, Agriculture is booming again after over 45 years of neglect. "Obasanjo, Allah is bigger than you. Leave Jonathan alone. You failed in your 8 years, let this man work.

Obasanjo Is The Corruption Father. - Afenifere Yoruba Group.

**Political murder highest ever in the history of this nation under the former president Obasanjo's regime.
**wh is OBJ bothered about someone going for 2nd term, while he attempted even a 3rd term.

The Afenifere, a Yoruba socio/cultural group have reacted to the 18.page letter written by Obasanjo to President Jonathan.
The group said that, “if Obasanjo, who happens to be a retired general is now beckoning on fellow retired generals and at the same time inciting Nigerians against a sitting president, something untoward must be going on.

The former president has no moral justification to accuse the president because corruption was at its peak under his (Obasanjo’s) regime. He is laid the foundation of corruption in Nigeria
Political murder was not as bad or rampant ever in the history of this nation like we all witnessed under the former president regime, while as a matter of fact cases of rigging of elections were unprecedented during Obasanjo’s regime.

On the issues of Jonathan body language for second term, I think the former president is also wrong because he did not only spend two terms in the office, he attempted third term of office, which was truncated.”

shigo slim: OBJ happen to be the initiative program call casava flower, not the present administration.
Infact i dnt overwhelm with what BRF did bkos if obsanjo has be serious the initiative of casava flower would have become history in Nigeria. Kudos to BRF for bring it alive.

Moreover i hve tested the bread, we process the flower in my town in local , the process is complex juss like processing gari but the only difference is that after peel it, u washed, den ground it, dry the tinz desame day nt to next day, den u 'll re-ground to become flower in shot all others ingredient like baking powder, yeast e.tc then you can make bread, puff puff , donuts, chin chin.




I juss said this to assure that this has already be done in south-west Nigeria as far as 10years ago.

English don suffer!!!

ochon: How can a husband material be asking this dumb question?

What I don't get is this

She's YOUR wife
It's your HOUSE
She's working to help YOU and her and YOUR children have a brighter future devoid of too much suffering
The job she's working at, will benefit YOU too

And yet you expect her to come home tired and very weak and you can't help her out?. Where's the love then?. If you can't sacrifice to help her out in the cooking, a routine she's been doing all these while but couldn't do it once in a while cos of a tangible reasons, then why should she sacrifice for you and cook your meals even when she has no strength?. Doesn't that make you a hypocrite?

Some people doesn't know what marriage is all about. Smh. I know your kind find helping his future wife in the kitchen as an insult. *sighs*

Shatap!
So you support the OP? If u be man u're completely woman wrapper. If you na woman when u marry make a cooking roaster for u and ur husband.


Monday morning: husband
Monday evening: wife
Tuesday morning: wife
Tuesday evening: husband....

I can't imagine this!


And do well to paste it in ur sitting room, kitchen, dining, bedroom even toilet and bathroom.

RUBBISH!!!

There's a depth in this letter that it will take more than just a mere eye to understand.

This man has seen what is about to happen, and it takes only a crook to foresee such.

APC trolls can't even see where he was against GEJ for allowing a free and fair election in Edo(APC won), Ondo and Anambra. Meaning he's protecting his party's interest and not of the Nation.

Where got my attention more is where he mentioned that GEJ has 1000 people in his watchlist. This is the whole message lies on. They're already afraid he's coming for them for holding this nation in ransome for decades.


Hehehe... I can but only sit and watch the whole drama unfolds. I doubt if this country will survive the intense of the thunder that is about to strike.