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EWAagoyin:
They talk 2 all guys that comes dere way and become friends with them and expect dere man keep queit and take dem serious

Thank you. This is the reason one of my childhood friend remains single till date. @40+

If you introduce her to a friend, the next time she will go and visit that your friend personally. She is already his friend. She will even ne asking you when next are we going to visit your friend again. You will wonder if something is,going on between them.

Oye to kan ara Iwo, o hun bo wa kan ara Ede. The chieftancy that comes to Iwo people will soon get to Ede people.

A witch shouted yesterday and a child died today, you don't need an ifa oracle to tell you ot is the witch that shouted yesterday that killed the child.

Iwo people are targeting the senatorial position serunawon had been occupying for several years. Also, his interest to go for governorship in osun state.

The best way to stop him was well planned.

Odingo1:
That is what you people like,let only your region benefit all,let other region not get anything.
Injustice doesn't last forever, it bring anarchy and war.

Odingo dingo, pele omoluabi.

When your brother, Rocha okorocha, was begging you to vote for Buhari you called him all sorts of names.

No body asked SW to vote for Jonathan, but in our liberality and ingenuity we voted massively for him, he did nothing in the SW during his treasury massive looting era.

He began the second Niger bridge for you. A project that has failed from inception. This rail line will finish and that 419 bridge project will never be done.

Next time, gra gra no deyy pay, be very calculative politically.

Odinfo dingo. Pele Omoluabi.

You don't know politicians.

DINO is trying to divert attention from his university certificate predicament.
He paid those people to do what they did.

if in the real life, where they want to kill him, they don't need that noise. They will just find him dead in his room or balcony.

I don't believe this story.

Seenyo:
Wishful thinking! Revolution is the surest panacea!!...force is the only message the nig. govt. Understands.

So you want UN to come and be building tents for refugee camps and be looking for doctors to help disease ravaged camps? Its you that will stay in that camp o.

Talk positively about Nigeria.

BBBlaze:
Issorite!

inother news

One pastor said naija situation will be worse, if buhari doesnt stop fighting corruption...

so where do we go from all this?

You have the choice to choose what to believe. If your pastor tells you corruption is the way forward, know that his tithe income has depleted, because the corruption fighting is affecting his tithe payers.

Choose what you like to hear.

ShobayoEmma:
Unforntunately dumb don't speak

The wise don't speak, they allow the fools to fool around. Has he spoken on his health status? Yes Nigerians fool themselves all round with lies, yet the man bounced back and he's doing what he knows to do well.

It is the fools that go about babbling, the wise keep quiet.

sunnyeinstein:
Three crates of whatever you drink for you, ice cold.
You took d words out of my mouth. All these pple tink america is play things. If not for obama that was all talk but no action. I trust bush, Trump is doing same now.
Assad used xcal weapons and is still using it to kill his own pple, and russia is silently behind his regime in syria. I wish these people saw wat dat pix of 7children killed (d xcal literally froze their bodies, no time to even fit close eyes!) then they'd know that Trump bombing Syria and going for Nkorea next makes absolute sense.
China doesnt wanto take a stand yet, they're waitin to see if pyongyang is really mad or not, while putin will silently keep selling weapons to bolster his sanction-stricken economy, regardless of who is losing.
I repeat, russia china and NKorea wont want to try America, Japan is a living example.

Thank you brother. You know there are people here who were born 20 yrs ago or less than and unfortunately for them babangida had removed civics and history from the secondary school curricula before they were born so they know nothing except distractions on social media.

It is our collective responsibility to try and educate them to know most of these things.

The era the world is right now is no jokes with America. If you read about America war with Mexico around 1844-1846, America had been a strong nation many years ago. All the southern America states originally belong to Mexico even Texas. But they fenced off the troubles coming from Mexico by giving them wider buffer zones and America was asked to pay $50million dollars to Mexico after the war.

If the money was paid only Americans know.

I actually see the North Korea country open up and they may be like china in the future. They have great people with untapped potential. This will begin to come to pass after Donald Trump has removed that ballooned boy.

OlajumokeBread:

North Korea will destroy the USA in just 1 hour

Remember China is Allies with North Korea

Russia will destroy the USA in just 5 minutes, have you seen Russia interfere with North Korea ??

North Korea defies the United Nations, who then is America ??

It's like you don't know America. They remain the world super power of all time. Russia may be quiet because they have seen an accidental impact of nuclear bomb and they are closer to the reach of North Korea.

America is enjoying the long distance and its nuclear defense system, that may not be an advantage to the neighborhood countries of china, Japan, south Korea.

The only thing America may loose are militaty based around the region, weapons, air crafts, warship and ofcourse soldiers.

It is only Russia that has the capability to deploy nuclear weapons to America. And if America decides to takeout North Korea it's a good deal for Russia and even china. Russia may be concerned because an attack may come from North Korea that may affect them.

Believe it or leave it, America will destroy the entire military base of North Korea just as they did to Japan.

America remains the only solution to the menace of North Korea and the man Donald trump is the one with the political will to solve the problems.

This is why I can not go to any other Pentecostal church in aside RCCG, which I know the General Overseer well.

Someone said, his sister in law was taken to a babalawo, on getting there, she saw a very notable pastor coming out of the babalawo's house. She asked the babalawo what is the man doing here and the babalawo said the man is his godson.

I don't allow any pastor to lay hands on my head and once a pastor is demanding money from me, his call will never enter my phone again.

It is so bad. Everything because of money.

Jabioro:
I see.. Take PDP to firing square and let helping hands come for APC if there is any at all..dead body they crying for dead body.. oku sunkun oku akawo leri sunku ara won.

A daa fun e joor

KingGBsky:
One idiot spotted! we know people like you. You don't want Nigeria to progress, it would not work for you.

What small kids like you don't know is that, if not for God's intervention in a country like Nigeria, and God bringing Buhari to power at a time like this, people like you may have perished either in the Sahara desert or in Mediterranean ocean trying to escape from civil war that may have engulfed Nigeria.

You don't know anything, try and open wider your mind and world view and stop narrowing yourself down only to your village and ethnic bias.

Splashme:

I pray he remains there
and never return

Useless president

Haaaaaa, this is not right at all. This is someone's father and whether we like it or not he is our Oga at the top, as far as Nigeria is a country even till 2023.

Please, lets respect Baba.

Thanks.

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Learn how to develop web applications and mobile apps. The fact that you learn mathematics and you had pass does not mean you are not good, just that you may not answer your lecturers the pattern they wanted their 28yrs old notes, they never upgraded, answered.

Learn this programming and become very good at it. If you need help, you can write to me on my Naira Land handle and I will show you what to do. Make www.google.com and YouTube your friend, you will get so many help from their.

You can develop an application that can make you rich overnight. Eg this Nairaland platform was designed by a guy who did not finish his first degree from Elect/Elect in OAU Ile ife. Though the guy is very brilliant and with his CGPA as at part 3 could have been overall best student during his time. But today he is known in all the continents of the world.

Programmer dont lack jobs.

flyca:
See what Buhari has caused.

Frustration everywhere
Prices of commodities have sky-rocketed
School fees more than 50% increase in a very short space of time
The once average Nigeria has become poor overnight and can barely feed
Business nko? Crumbled.
Things are just hard!

Chai!

I agree with you. This Buhari Government is the worst that has happened to Nigeria. Take for instance, very soon many people will begin to die of strange illness in the Niger delta.

Bad governance over the years and injustices to the people of Niger delta made them to seek for alternative means of livelihood by carrying out local refining of petroleum products.

Under their soil are riches of oil, they are not enjoying it safe the northern parasites that have robbed the Niger deltans of their natural endowed wealth.

The worst Buhari did, was to deploy soldiers to the region who are destroying these refineries, setting them ablaze and causing black soots everywhere in Niger delta. Every home is black soot. People inhale these dangerous carbon emissions in Niger delta. Report has it that people are already dying of eating food contaminated by black soot.

And one of buharis daughter says her father loves Nigeria, when he is killing us.

The Baba goes low lacks idea for good governance. Professor Osinbajo said government will upgrade those illegal refineries to be able to support local need. That is a good thinking from a technocrat brain, not cow marabou cabal that gather to advise Mr President. No wonder Hell Rufai said Mr President has failed.

Buhari is a failure, he should resign before I open my eyes.

neoclassical:
I woke up this morning with the news that FCSC has shortlisted lists of successful candidates in the ongoing recruitment exercise by the Commission in various Federal Ministries.

Succinctly, I have a friend who studied Business Administration with 3rd Class, while I have Msc and Bsc (2.1) all in Economics. Both of us applied for the same position (SGL 09) in the Ministry of Trade & Investment. Perhaps, to my greatest perplexity, this guy's name was shortlisted while mine was conspicuously missing. Just a few minutes ago he opened up to me that the father made "some calls" on his behalf prior to this time.

For your information, we are of the same age bracket, applied for same position, from the same State. So what criteria could have been used to disqualify someone with Msc and Bsc (2.1) and someone with a 3rd Class was selected.

Holding other factors constant, I am so happy for him and I am so expectant that mine is coming. But this has kept me in an awe position, as the whole scenario depicts lack of correlation between merit and success in this entity called Nigeria.

WHAT A COUNTRY? So help us God!

My brother, this is the greatest opportunity before you.

See, they don't need that your super brilliant qualifications in that ministry, you are too much above that level. Third class and pass are okay for them to get their jobs done.

What you need now is to draw up a plan, business ideas with all those degrees and use that your 3rd class friend and his father's connection to make it in life.

Holatunde007:
Logicians self if this news happen to be true, then Lagos youth indulging in this are the dumbest nd useless ive ever seen,
On arrival they have known he has come to have anal sex with his lover, just like that without any video proof that substantiate this further?
Seriously stupidity rein in lagos

But the proof of his mission is on the facebook. All it takes is to go to the facebook discussions and proof it.

Did you read the entire report at all?

If you read it and you came up with this imbecilic statement, then you are the dumbest dude available is on NL.

poshestmina:
She didn't love the child inside her enough to want to stay alive for him/her ...Lord have mercy ! I just wonder what they tell/do to brainwash this people to the extend of willingly laying down their lives and even their unborn child(ren) .Lord have mercy !

You are permitted to use it for a baby. You could have said, she did not love the child inside her enough to live for it.

NgeneUkwenu:
So What Happens To The Biafran Passports They Sold To Us? I Paid Over 10, 000 Naira To Acquire 1

Dem don mumu you now. Kikikikiki .

Biafra Biafra.

I pity those slained youths, who have donated their blood for nothing.

Even your Nnamdi Kanu, is a criminal and you igbos mumuly enriched him. All the money you were donating to him where is it now.

The serious ones among you, who are not jobless and people who value their lives won't follow you asking for Biafra. Do you think the owner of Capital Oil will leave his Lagos investments and join your fraudulent state? All the Lagos ndigbos, who are successful business men will leave their buildings and achievements in Lagos and turn to paupers like you thieves and live in your landlocked states?

You don't know what you want. If you have Biafra, how are you going to ship things into your country. You will pay heavily to Nigerian government. You are going to advanced slavery if you don't know.

Dont think the niger delta nations will follow you. They are aware of your dubious tendencies and how sneaky you are, so you are on your own.

Biafra, Biafra. Fraudulent generation. You actually from Israel. The Israelites expelled you from Israel and placed a curse on you. Read your bible very well, and that curse will always make you to be subservient in Nigeria.

You igbos, you are very bad. You are a green snake under green grass. You are generations of vipers. You cant even unite to fight for your freedom. Your freedom fighters are defrauding you even in your captivity. Shame on all Igbos at home and in diaspora. Olosi gbogbo.

yomibelle:
POLITE REMINDER
Anyone who wants to have a child in 2017, tonight is the last night. Otherwise your child will be born in 2018.
Best Regards, Baby Factory Management.

What if born prematurely?

edupedia:
...another Ipobian daily fictional tale spotted!...failed as usual!...next...

Muzu!!!

matbas1:
This man relentlessly would king for the fall of Pdp

Yes o. Bola Ahmed tinubu's plan to bury PDP finally hatched.

PDP is dead.

Jajayi:
when he's not a wrestler

So, you don't even know the meaning of undertaker?

Sisqoman:
Maybe She Never Enter Plane B4! Plane Way I Don Enter During My School Excorsion

Hun unh!!!

BrutalJab:
Na im brothers kill am

Thank you.

IYANGBALI:
They've tooked the fight to GEJ's bedroom

Na wa for Una English o. You should have typed in pidgin.

Buhari's anti corruption fight is the reason his health status has seriously depreciated. It is only God that will justify his actions.

Buhari remains the only Nigerian that loves this country and desires her greatness and betterment.

The people he is fighting have gone seriously diabolical. Obasanjo also faced this same issue while in office. But Obasanjo himself is an idol, so they could not kill him. His death was once celebrated in Atiku's camp but were surprised to see him alive, after the cow sent to kill him did not work. But he used Stella to pay the price.

Yaradua was already a dead man before he came to power.

Jonathan survived for two reasons: 1) He was well fortified by his religious sect. 2) He played MUMU, by allowing both his enemies and friends unabated lootings of the national treasury and the oil pipelines.

It is only God that will miraculously heal Baba. He has stepped on too many toes.

I wish him well.

But she he comes back, he should set up a referendum to divide Nigeria into Biafra republic, oodua republic, Niger delta republic, Kanuri republic, usman Dan fodio republic and futajalon republic.

Xcelinteriors:
Lagos. Thank you

Good, will reach you soon. Thanks.

IPOB123london:
Biafra is our religion

and Chukwu Okike is our Supreme God


do you now understand that?

Christianity has over 1000th of years contaminated by white people

do you now understand the reason the 419 money making pastor eat from a golden plates

we will continue to fight off more brain washing of our people

be ware!

Its like some weeds are growing in your brain, go for medical scan you will be surprised what you will see.

Xcelinteriors:
Seen


Do you want beautiful and classic window blind? Check my signature

Where do you live? Lagos, port Harcourt or Abuja?

KENNING2010:
http://punchng.com/buharis-health-president-address-nigerians-says-nlc/

KENNING2010:
When asked if Buhari would be willing to talk to Nigerians from the UK, Adesina said the decision could only be taken by the President himself.

The presidential aide said any attempt to compel Buhari to do so would amount to infringement on his rights.

“The fact that he is a President, he still has his rights. Compelling him to come out and talk will be infringing on his rights. The President will talk if he wishes to. If he doesn’t wish to, nobody will compel him to talk.

“The truth is that the President is on vacation and he has given a date on which he will return to work,’’ Adesina said.

I am not comfortable with this statement. When Yaradua was sick during the campaign, Obasanjo put him on a phone call and we all heard his voice that he was alive, eventhough, he was in in partial vegetable state then.

If the news is passing round that you are dead, if you are not half dead, you should come out and talk. If actually the president is doing well health-wise, the wife would have debunked the all saga, may be she decided not to talk because she belongs to the kitchen and the other room.

Something is fishy!!!

The only answer to Nigeria problems is creation of Biafra republic.

This will lead to Niger-Delta repiblic and oodua republic. The current Northern Nigeria can create Arewa or Usman Dan fodio republic.

With this, the troubles are over.