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MMM don crash be dat o, pata pata. He don fall for gutter ye, pata pata.

Mumu Meet Mumu.

I do not wish him dead, we need to pray for this man.

But come to think of it, I was in a shop on Thursday to buy an item, in the cause of talks about how things have gone skyrocketed in price, some one said with categorical affirmation that the man will die.

He even told us to write down the date that he said so.

There may be something fishy. Lets wait till daura born soldier comes back.

Really, he is very sick. He's been tormented with wild disease.

Mrjo:
Op i dont think what u ar looking for is here, why nt ask ur parents?

@Mrjo. Your little baby should be around 6-7months now. How is it doing, regards to the baby and its mother. Thank you for your contribution.

Dear women on Nairaland. I am specifically addressing married women, but knowledge is not limited among married women alone.
I create a topic on Nairaland very rarely. I post when I need solution to a serious problem, either for self or for a friend as it may be.

This time around, I won't say it is not for self, even though not for self, but advise and experience that will come out of this post will definitely benefit me also. If not for now but for future in case I am in similar situation, but God forbid.

There are lots of adverts on the Internet, about the best solution for weak erection, premature ejaculation and all sorts of things that has to do with men's sexual performance. Naij.com is full of stories that are not substantiated with proven realities. And many men are suffering from this problem, some wives that are unable to hold their sexual desires, that their hubby cannot meet, have resulted to other available options.

I don't want to write too much to waste your time, as you are reading this lines you know what I am talking about.

My request is this. Please, women that are experienced in this matter, who know what to do and have done it to help their hubby to gain strong and powerful sexual performance, and also enlarge the size of their hubby's joy stick, should please share their wisdom and personal experience here.

Most of the drugs they are peddling on the internet are not what they are hyped to be. Many men that have patronized them have been frustrated after spending lots of money.

I know that there are some cultures in Nigeria where mothers pass down the knowledge of how to help the husband in case like this, to their daughters. I don't want to mention any ethnic group here. But I plead with you to help share ideas that can save marriages, stop promiscuity and stop spread of HIV.

I will appreciate if the Moderators, Seun Osewa, could help promote this to the front page.

I can assure you, many people will benefit from this discussion and some ancients facts that many people did not know will surely surface here.

Please, this discussion is basically for the matured people. And the young folks out there, please don't compromise this thread, it may safe your marriage and relationship in the future.

Thank you Nairalanders, you've always been wonderful from time, please lets effectively contribute to this post to help our society.

Yeyegist:
Pastor Keion Henderson of the The LightHouse Church shared a photo of the SUV he got for his mom to thank her for all the scarifies she made in other for him to have a good life. So thoughtful of him...



https://www.instagram.com/p/BOBHv6_gizO/?taken-by=pastorkeion&hl=en

http://www.trendyrammy.com.ng/2016/12/us-based-nigerian-pastor-keion.html

Pastor Keion Henderson of the The LightHouse Church, God will bless you abundantly for this great thing you are doing for your mother.
As I am reading this beautiful piece about you, I burst into tears because I lost my mother this year.

I planned to do same for my mother, because she did everything for me to survive. But she is no more. I missed my mother.

Ajaniopo:
Thanks for your honest contribution.. I think i am going to surmon courage and follow my own dream

Better.

henrydadon:
her mother will be so proud of her..nice one..while some girl are busy getting n@ked on Instagram..roman goddess abi wetin be her name..i hope she can see..see as she resemble turkey

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LOL... LOL... She is turkey really.

Flexherbal:
Flying from Nigerian to USA !

Yes bro, there's no barrier in the spiritual realm. She knows them, she knows who she's talking about. She probably may belong to their coven and break some covenant that's why they are dealing with her like that. But since she resides in Maryland US, I'll advise she locates a church that can help her. MFM.

Well madam you are very ambitious, but hear what God said to Solomon in 1 Chronicles 1:11-12

God said to Solomon, "Since this is your heart's desire and you have not asked for wealth, possessions or honor, nor for the death of your enemies, and since you have not asked for a long life but for wisdom and knowledge to govern my people over whom I have made you king,

Therefore wisdom and knowledge will be given you. And I will also give you wealth, possessions and honor, such as no king who was before you ever had and none after you will have."

Solomon earned this honour from God almighty because offered a thousand offering before God. I've never heard you offered such to Nigerians.

The free oil well you have was given to you by Babangida, even though you invested your family savings to hit oil dept by the help of chevron, with the promise of God to solomon you are challenging God can dry up those wells with 20 minutes.

Nobody has ever gathered gold like dust in the human history except Solomon.

I want to categorically say, madam you can never be as rich as Solomon, you can't even be as rich as Dangote not to talk of mark sukckerberge.

IstandWitBuhari:
The church business people have landed they love hearing about people's misfortunes in life so they can sieze the opportunity and advertise their business. SHAME ON YOU PEOPLE

I never knew you replied to this simple advise I gave to someone like this. Na wa for you o. What's bad in it.

Well may be you will believe if you also have challenges that defers all medical solutions and the only solution is Jesus wont you find Him? I pray you will not loose your voice o.

Handsomecole:
This is exactly how Boko - Haram of today started, the Govt of then treated them with kid gloves now see what it has become . The security agencies should continue to feats on them with their bullets , the DSS should also continue to gather intelligence on any of their leaders. Clamp them down and jail them.

Bllody terrorists.

This is exactly how Boko - Haram of today started, the Govt of then treated them with kid gloves now see what it has become . The security agencies should continue to feats on them with their bullets , the DSS should also continue to gather intelligence on any of their leaders. Clamp them down and kill them.

MadCow1:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/4411371_1_jpeg83b5009e040969ee7b60362ad7426573

This is what African Christianity is all about..



Kill those baby witches.. Afterall the Bible says 'suffer not a witch to live - Exodus 22:18'..

No,akwaibom Christianity. This is very sad.

icedbeatz:
your post is nice but you ruined it with the "wives are better money managers" and used men's ego as an excuse to escape logical and critical judgement. fk that wives are better money managers dear its crappy because if we are to go by statistics men rule the wallstreet and dominate most financial institutions and more and are doing great and innovating ways to enhance financial management more than our female folks but we're in the little wife/husband circus so let me tell you both the wives or husbands can be wonderful managers or money squandering can be the thing the know best so let's leave gender out of it, regards to op post it depends, if the wife is financially responsible and can make good decisions then she should know but if she's just like most of the untrained, educated illiterates that don't know nothing about future plans, df bw needs and wants then hell no he shouldn't tell her and vice versa. Let the individual with better money managing skills do the best for the team but its better to have two good heads than one dummy who will be pulling the other backwards.

You are right sir. There are exceptions here and there.

sweetsandy4luv:
A civil society organization, the Save Lagos Group in a press release made available to NEWSFLASHNGR, carpeted the All Progressives Congress (APC) led government in Lagos State for inflicting pains on the masses living in the state.

Specifically, the Save Lagos Group faulted the decision of the Akinwunmi Ambode led government to clear structures in areas it considered as ‘slums’ across the state, saying the policy was not well thought through as it would further pauperized the poor citizens of the state.

This is coming just as the Save Lagos Group also punctured the rationale being canvassed by the state government for carrying out the demolition which it hinged on security as laughable, saying there are better ways to ensure security of the people of the state than the mass demolition of property of hapless citizens.

In a statement it issued on Tuesday, signed by the Converner, Comrade Adeniyi A. Sulaiman and the Director, Media and Strategy, Comrade Olaolu Oladipo, the Save Lagos Group stated that the state government has shirked its responsibility of catering for the wellbeing off the poor segments of the society via the action.To the Save Lagos Group, the state government ought to have provided alternative accommodation for those that are to be affected by the demolition, saying the failure to do so amounts to denying them their fundamental rights to decent living.

“We have taken time to study the concept of the programme being embarked upon by the state government to rid the state of criminal elements. This gesture we commend but we hasten to say that the modus operandi for carrying the policy out has left some much to be desired.

“Our opposition to the policy stems from the fact that while it is good for government to restore the aesthetic value and beauty of the state to its pristine value, care must be taken so as not to leave the vulnerable segments of the society out.” The statement reads in part.

Reacting to a statement credited to the Senior Special Assistant to the Governor on Media and Strategy, Mr. Idowu Ajanaku who stated that the state government was not out to inflict pains on the people of the state, the Save Lagos Group added that the fact that some people of the state have staged a protest march to the seat of government means that the policy has failed.
Source:http://www.newsflashngr.com/save-lagos-groups-lambasts-ambode-over-demolition-of-slums-must-read/

The slums harbours and rare thieves that are causing chaos in the state. They are the ones that attack innocent citizens in the traffic. Slums need to disappear in Lagos state to ensure our security.

You should report any slum in your area for immediate demolition. If Lagos is not for you relocate to your village, must you live in Lagos?

oloyede252:
sequence to this thread " Do You Think Married Women Should Tender Their Salaries To Their Husbands?.many females are of the opinion that husband's have No business with their wife salaries, which now beg the question "Do You Think Married men should tell their wife how much they earn"

YES. Let me tell you a story. There was a man that used to work in Shell, he earned very well and doing great.
His wife was a NYSC corper when they got married. He refused to disclose his salary to his wife. He categorically said his wife has no business with his salary.

The wife did her Youth Corp in Total Oil and Gas, so she put in her resume and did very well in the interview and fortunately got a very big job with Total. Her salary was bigger than the hubby's. She started investing her money, bought lands, properties, cars and powerful things that hubby cannot even dare.

The hubby wanted to know how much she earns, and she blatantly told him its none of his business. He was worried and started telling his friends. They all blamed him, because he ripped what he sowed.

There is no BIG deal in telling your wife how much you earn. Wives are better money managers, men will not want to believe this because of egos. As long as she knows your income, she will plan with you how things will continue to be better.

ObiOmaMu:
Aisha Buhari's Salvatore Ferragamo Cape Dress cost 1.2 million.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/10/aisha-buharis-stylish-cape-dress-costs.html

You are jobless. She has reached an height you need to pray earnestly to get to in this life or life to come.

Go to MFM Prayer City for one of the Power Must Change Hand program, you will come back here with testimonies. God had solve situation worse than this in the past, so it is not a mountain insurmountable.

ChuzzyBlog:
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In a world where corruption seem to be air people breath, there are still some people with living conscience and a good heart.

According to this lady, she lost her phone and didn't bother calling cos she felt it was gone for life. Unknown to her, the good guy who picked the phone, charged it and kept it safe, waiting for her to call... Read her exact words below....


Source: http://www.chuzzyofficial.com/2016/05/man-picks-up-ladys-lost-phone-keeps-it.html

If I were you, I will just marry Charles. When next do I think I will meet an honest guy like him. My take!!!

YES. Take rapper rap body, take body rap rapper no be make person no go naked?
I will live there, it doesn't stop me from being her husband.

@YKMotors please how much will it cost to get a Toyota RAV4 2003-2005 Model to Nigeria.
Thanks.

Joagbaje:
It still doesn't make sense. It's not true. It's just one of the many many rumors. Even if someone wants to do something secret won't they at least do it behind locked door? And if it's not done behind a locked door then it's not secret. So where does the idea of being caught come from. It's just a childish story . Remember many rumor and false story sorrounded Jesus ministry . That doesn't make them true.



I'm not interested in gossip . The bible is against it.

1 Peter 4:15
15 But let none of you suffer as a busybody in other men's matters.


If a minister experience a challenge what the body of christ need do is simply to pray ,let the will of God be done . All these talk talk on who is guilty should stop . It's carnal . Or is it because it's pastor chris the news maker . Yes na other ministers who even divorced their own wives were not talked about. A minister in lagos divorced and mary and divorced twice . It didn't cause stir life moved on.

Agbajeola, I understand your points very clearly. The kind of global ministry God gave pastor chris need more attention. People like you around him are hypocrites who will not say the truth.

People who are seeing some fundamental wrongs around the ministry and have avenues like this should speak up and help the ministry.

The issue of indecent dress needs to be addressed in the church. This makes the church to be at the forefront of attacks. Imaging entering a church and the usher bending down to pick a pen breast dropping and pants showing.

I know a member of a church that will not mention any other thing about CEC but a CEC pastor whose hubby is to sleep with, not even members of the church, bit confirmed prostitutes.

Its unfortunate that you guys know all these but wont talk because you are also benefitting from the illegal free sex.

We need to speak up on these because it is becoming a shame to the body of Christ and people think that is Christianity.

I will come back to you later.

omoyemirally:
As far as u get wat he meant. Its ok. We are not oyinbos. So we are all learners.

You be mumu o and you will say you graduated you did not get job. If this is your mentality then you can never be employable.

mencade5:
Please bear with me. The thread is a bit long. This thread is about me and not my friend. (lol)

i honestly need mature advise from the married and matured folks here.

I am in a very serious relationship with this lady. This is our 12th months together and i plan to propose to her in few months time.

I observe that she has hot temper. Each time we had little misunderstanding she flare up and wouldnt calm down for us to resolve and settle it amicably.

Being a gentleman i believe there are no perfect relationships. Quarrels and disagreements must pop up no matter what.

Yesterday we quarreled due to certain issue we had agreed on. I must confess i caused it but i was quick to realise it and apologise but she wouldnt listen. She made an attempt to call a friend of hers to report the issue. I stopped her. She again wanted to call her pastor too i blocked her hands and was surprise why she is inviting third parties to our matter. She was even voicing it out for people to hear us quarreling and i was calming her down to lower her voice.

This lady is the type every man needs. Religious, good cook, prayerful and she gives me advise on so many occasion.

Her parents are late and she was abandoned by her brothers and sisters due to change of religion. I dont know maybe this affected her attitude.

I myself i have my own wrong sides yet i am ready to accept her wrong and hope she do the same to me. But she wouldnt.

I have talked to her about her anger and made her understand that it is not good for us. Yet yesterdays event surprised me.

Please sorry about the long post. I just need advise or advises about how to handle this issue with my woman.

To add she is 23 and i am 29 years.

If you really love her, pray for her and since you said she is religious and prayerful tell her she is behaving like a fool because the bible says anger rests in the bossom of a fool.

You both should study the entire book of proverbs I believe before you finish it, her mood must change.

But to be truthful with you, a dry morsel with peace is better than a brawling woman. If she dies not change, since she is not yet your wife, ill advise you look for another lady that has all those characters you love in her but without anger. Because if you go into marriage with that thing, you will have more problems. Marriage itself has issues now combine with an angry woman, you are finished.

One day she will be angry and smash a bottle on your head.

Hunger:
my own is, when will they start paying tax.

So that you can have money to solve your hunger problems? Go to any of the church, you will Hunger no more.

Patented:
Ehen, good. Government at all levels should only by locally produced vehicles from now on....with preference given to Innoson

Better to use cars that have long year of performance and reliability test than to make oneself a guinea pig of made in Nigeria vehicle.

Joagbaje:
Not just a rumor but a very childish one. Do people cream hair on the floor ? You heard such nonsense and believe? And father will travel all the way from Benin to LAGOS without the son knowing ? Even till he enter the room , with all the security men and they couldn't say dad is around . Until he CAUGHT THEM! . Silly story

The way you wrote in the past I thought you were a very old member of the ministry. Do you know that Elder Oyakhilome was the principal CE bible school? Such calibre of person may not need those protocols.

Why didn't you quote the rest of my writing? Do I assume you know they are correct and you don't have this kind of silly defence?

I will forward the story to you soon so that you can read from the source

Gombs:
I did. at the end of the write up



Because I told you the truth...you really don't have to believe it.



another media lie... you somehow forgot to ask for the person who said that to introduce himself/herself and ask why you should believe them. If you read the write up, you'd see something written about wives, and tell me if it means same as you wrote



Sounds strange to you... Why?

Ever heard of the military? We're in God's military ..we put away civilian things... besides, forget the lies that she only visited twice a year (IPPC and Pastor's Refreshers Course). You believed that too, didn't you?

let me give you one example, Rev. Ken Oyakhilome is in Texas, his wife Pastor Ose Oyakhilome is in South Africa.... why is their own case different?
Why didn't y'all say they see themselves only twice a year too?


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thanks for the laugh sir!

Remember, before the death of elder oyakhilome. He caught pastor chris in the white house, with a lady rubbing cream in his head, the jerry curl, his father wasn't happy with the state he met them especially pastor chris wearing boxers lying on the floor the lady on top rubbing cream.

Elder oyakhilome then ordered pastor Anita to come back home from UK and when she arrived pastor chris moved to the church.

Is that rumour also?

See, the church is too controversial. Especially the jerry curls men wear in the church does not show you guys are serious.

Yes the church may be growing bigger because it is designed to attract young people like beautiful ladies dressed indecently. Boobs and butts display and sex. By the time those youngsters have serious spiritual issue they will find their way out and seek solutions to their problems.

I believe this is a small thing and can be handled by the Christians.

One night vigil and declare El-Rufai dead is enough. We need to understand our right. Don't worry I will raise up a prayer chain and see if El-Rufai will not answer the call of death soonest.

5starmilitant:
Ameachi open your eyes, campaign is over. Just keep shut until you complete it before the end of the year.

Too many fake promises already from this impotent government

Too many fake stars from this impotent fake militant.

ziccoit:
Only the blind individual who is suffering from chronic paucity of knowledge would carry such a stupid notion about a group of people especially the Notherners. I don't know why Mr Ben didn't call a spade a spade and put it that some SSners and SEners should receive a proper education and stop the chronic hatred they have for the Northerners.
Majority of what's being said about Northerners are borne out of nothing but hatred for those people.

From my experience, having traversed the six geographical zones of Nigeria, to be honest with you. The most backward geopolitical zones are South South and south east. You may kill me o but lets call a spade a spade.

For instance, car used in northern Nigeria is as good as imported from overseas. They have good roads in the north. They may do a road x4 the original cost but the road must be done.

A chieftain in bayelsa was paid 90% the cost of a project for his people, he never went back for the 10% and did not do the project.

Ameachi was busy building hospitals everywhere in rivers state, one stupid idiotic fellow went and bulldoze the structures on the site that the land belongs to him.

A company was paid to build a state of the earth hospital somewhere in portharcourt, some youths and chiefs went to stop the project that the contractor must pay them before they build the hospital. The project was relocated to a place in the North.

A family, in the southwest, sold large hectares of land to a company that want to build a factory. Before the company came back the family had cleared the large parcel of land. The company that was coming to pay them money against disruption was surprised when the family said they did that so that the company can quickly start building the factory. In the south south they will collect bush entry and come everytime to collect money.

Infact how many I go talk. The southern Nigerians need to read ben bruce book.

vooks:
Don't be silly my friend.
So do the word they teach there minister divorce?

And here is their marriage counseling manual
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BxrT0F-mwJf1T2NuREF5UUV3STQ

Thank you I have the manual I've read it before even I have some videos about it. But my question is before and after that training how many times marriage had been preached in the church? It is only giving giving we preach.

That's why we are here today.

cruzita:
when two elephants fight the grass suffers.Now that they have divorced,the church will suffer because u can't preach freely against topics based on divorce or marriages since u couldn't maintain yours.the church will lose its name and members

You are making mistake here, Christ Embassy don't preach about marriage. They preach the word. If you are grounded in the word there's no point talking about marriage, the word will take care of everything.

That's why we are here today.