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EroticAngelina:
awe he doesn't wanna go to prison

Wahooo. @EroticAngelina. Honestly I've missed you. I've been very busy of late in the office due to additional responsibility added to my role. I just read through Nairaland, ofcourse, very early in the morning news. I don't have much time to reply some threads.

How are you doing now? Eroti.c ero.tic. I still love you as I proposed in my other threads. I keep you in mind till we meet physically. It may be first quarter of next year as I'm planning to relocate my job close to you, so that I can gave enough time to actualise this love proposal. I will be all out looking for your threads now. Let's start from there.

I will make you happy, I will be allover you and around you.

Angelic Angelica. Erotically speaking.

chocolateme:
Hmm.. The money is too much. The rate at which they mention these figures makes me wonder how much is remaining in our vault.



FTC
Chocolate cream

You see now. Jonathan is like putting a monkey on the thrown and all the ministers and aids looting the treasury as they like. Since monkey no Sabine wet in dey go on. Anything the finance minister talk he believes.

You will not imaging how many billions of dollars of Nigerian money had entered Europe. That is why they want to honour the monkey called Jonathan.

They are happy with him. Do you still hear Europe is in financial distress? That news has summarily disappeared. They won't talk how they dubiously solve their problem.

Until the spirit of monkeys are dealth with in Africa, we may continue like this.

fistonati:
Hey OP, stop misleading ursef. He may have collected part of d money but not #2.5billion to him alone. As much as am not in support of his deed try to read and understand headlines before misleading d general public.

To be honest with you, they have exchanged your brain with indomie. Just like they did to Doyin okuigbe.

Are you human or robot? Ori e ti fo ka sile.

4larrah:
Like mother,like daughter...Simply Beautiful!

But the girl look like her father too much o.

mizquote:
√ A.t.m pin

√Facebook password

√email password.

√worst personal secret(s)

√ family secret(s).

which two have you shared?

My wife knows all about me. She refused to know my passwords because she complained of their complexity.

Emisco3310:
OAU Students Discover Stream Water Behind Hostel (Photos)

These pictures show the mouth-opening way the students of the school are surviving during the ongoing management-students wahala. See the stream they discovered.

I thank God that this thing is happening again.

When we were in OAU, this same event happened. There was no Nairaland then, even Seun Osewa was Navigating within Eldorado Cyber Café in Fajuyi Hall and Faj. Annex. He had not conceived Nairaland then.

There was no Mobile network, no mobile phone, Internet connectivity was at its inception in OAU then, we had fun and abused ourselves by that stream between Awo hall and Fajuyi annex.

You will see the moremi girls shi.t as it's bubbling along the opened drainage that drains it from moremi hall down to the river where their faeces finally discharged. Under it we fetched water to bath and wash.

Enjoy yourselves.

GREAT IFE!!!!!

But why is it that men are GBO 'KO S'OBO in nature?

Nairalanders, I damn the consequences of your reactions, I damn your comments and damn anyone who cares. Islam is the evil that happened to the world the day this blood thirsty, ducking religion of deamons was invented.

God will punish anyone using this religion to wreck havoc around the world. Their entire generation will be wiped out.

This pain of death is too much. ISLAMABAD!!!

thatsincerechic:
I can't say everything that happened word for word.. In school the same day Andy had complained about trying to reach me on my line.. I got a small Nokia touch light phone from a course mate. If I needed to include that, then I needed to include the character, the good samaritan. So you see, I only mention those who really had a great impact in my life. I hope you understand.

Baby, I dey gbadun you. You are too much. Your story is real and many pole can relate with it.

Pls where do you live? ASL. I have something for you.

olawooro:
I understand you, I am only joking. You re right.

Thanks ola.

Kam0007:
YOU WRITE VERY WELL, PERFECT ARTICULATION I MUST APPLAUD, BUT I STILL CAN'T FEED MYSELF WITH ANSWERS AS TO WHY YOU CHOSE THIS RATHER IDIOTIC PATTERN, MAKING IT TO LAST FOR MORE PAGES THAN USUAL AND THE SUSPENSE YOU INJECT INTO IT IS JUST NOTHING SHORT OF PERFECT BULL.
TYPE EVERYTHING ON YOUR COMPUTER IF YOU HAVE THINGS AS LARGE AS THIS, CUT OUT THOSE ONES THAT AREN'T TOO VITAL TO YOUR STORY AND SEND EVERYTHING TO YOUR PHONE BEFORE YOU CREAT A THREAD.
I HAVE FOLLOWED YOUR STORY RIGHT TO THIS STAGE AND I HAVE MADE AN EXECUTIVE DECISION OF NOT GOING BEYOND. I WON'T GO ON LIKE IF THEY WERE PAGES OF THE BIBLE. I NO MORE CARE HOW IT ENDS.
MY BEST WISHES.

Boda kamoruuu, this girl style is very okay. Its like watching a suspense movie and trying to see where its gonna end. If she typed everything and pasted in a single thread, some pple will call it long epistle and will not read.

But as its coming out pinch by pinch, I think I enjoy it. Coupled with the ingredients nairalanders are putting in between.

Kam00007 or kamoru, after she lands the story I will put them together in a single thread and send to you, don't worry. The girl is writing very interesting story.

olawooro:
what you are saying in essence is that her parents are lazy.

No, I do not mean her parents are lazy. I've met a young boy told me his story, how his father will collect the money he made from menial labour, which he wants to save to go back to school, and spend it eating and drinking and will tell the boy they've spent the money together.

The man will not go out and look for job to help the family.

I'm not referring to the OP's parents. There are times no one can help this kind of situation occur, but we need to learn lessons that will make us sober and think of children we are giving birth to, not to suffer.

Not until the migration/intrusion of former KURAMO prostitutes into "ARO TOWN" which has led to continious burglary and theft in the community.

Since the problem started when prostitutes that were sent out of KuRamo beach relocated to your area, the solution is for the community to relocate the prostitutes to another place.

Pristitution goes along with robbery, there is a case like this somewhere in the south east that they have to attack and destroy the prostitutes hideout.

The prostitutes work hand in hand with thieves. They help the thieves to hide their guns and share their spoils when they arrive from robbery.

The problems your community might have is that, most of the community chieves patronising small kuramo may find it difficult to relocate the prositutes since they are benefitting from their trade.

In summary, you people should forcefully relocate the prostitutes.

thatsincerechic:
Rita's apartment was beautiful, it wasn't in the campus as I had guessed. The one room bedroom apartment with kitchen and bathroom was very comfortable for a student. It had everything that a student would need. I fell in love with the big mattress in the room at first sight, there was a reading table and chair, flat screen TV on the wall, stereo, speakers, the floor was neatly tiled, beautiful wallpapers and some of her pictures decorated the wall.
Rita's kitchen was a replica of herself, Very neat and airy. it had all the kitchen utensils one would need, everything was in place. The bathroom with pink wall tiles was neat too, she had different kinds of showering gels, body cream, from moisturising cream to toning and a lot of other items I can not think of now. Everything was in place as they ought to be and she seemed to have all she would ever need in this room I thought. 'this is how I should be living my life' I said to myself.
That Saturday morning after having my bath thoroughly for the first time in that week, I had a good sleep for the first time in that week. I slept like a baby and woke up in the evening before six and everything seemed perfect.
Rita and I chatted happily like the teenagers that we were, as she served the beans and fried plantain for dinner. A second glance at the food and i was so happy.
Rita never asked me those questions I saw in her questions eyes till date and I was glad. Although I was reasonable enough to give her an explanation to hold on to.
All through that Saturday I was indoor, eating, chatting and sleeping.
My vision had cleared totally that evening after dinner as I laid on the bed, on my back, staring at the fan blowing and for the first time in that week I was at peace with life....

Oh baby!!! Pls you have to complete this story o. This story needs to get beyond this level so that some lazy parents will seek for better financial solutions.

I can't imagine my daughter suffering like this.

shininglite:
The dullard is back to prepare for his trip to indonisia...waka waka president

last bullet - "the hours nigerians spend on petrol filling station daily can be used for something more productive" - mr petroleum minister january 2015

You are even duller than he is, (dullard in your own context anyway). When you come to this kind of forum and typed "indonisia". Which country of the world is known by that name.
You carry mumu head you don't know. You can never rise to the level Buhari has risen in the world today, even if you come in another world. Useless fellow.

Someone help clear a cage for this monkey to stay in prison. Who he think sey him be. Ordinary movie producer. Mumu.

Google63:
Because Biafra is not in Africa

Omo, you are too much. You have the right answer for that baboon from Biafra zoo.

cashcity:
I met a lady in my neighbourhood about 3 years ago in a friend's birthday party. We exchanged contacts and started talking as good friends. With time I started developing feelings and decided to ask her if we can move the friendship to next level.

She said no that I am not her type for relationship, that we are better off as friends that we were. She said that there are so many qualities of a man of her dream in which I am no where near.. Mehn, that statement hurts me so baaaaad. Then, I just concluded my NYSC and she was just in her 3rd year in university. Gradually we stopped contacting each other.

Few months later, I secured employment in one construction company as a site engr. Withing a year, God started blessing me with personal contracts to the extent that I was forced to resign in the company to manage my contract works....I visit my parents in the neighbourhood as usual but never see anything that resemble her all those while. One day a lady shout out my name when I was trying to navigate a T-junction in my street with my newly purchased 2012 Toyota tundra. I struggled to recognise her cos it has been long and women changes so fast. After little discussions, we exchanged contact again. Now my phone can no longer rest because of her constant calls.. She is even forcing me to fix a date for her to visit. This is a lady that allegedly insults hell out of me when I was poor. Again, how did I suddenly become her type now when my stature and look still remain the same.. Pls advice me pals. Should I take her as girlfriend or move on with my life?

Move on with your life. Those are parasitic animals. She will waste your money and resources, since her eyes are aiming so high.
Those are the people who will not recognise their angel when they come very close to help them.

Leave her and her high expectations and move on with your life, she wasn't meant for you.

collinspro:
I am messed up right now and I need your advice. I work in a company where I report directly to a lady. My woe started when I went to her office one day to pick up a file. As I entered her office, my phone rang so I decided to take the call. The call was a bit long so she decided to get the file for me from one of the file cabinets. As she bent for the bottom drawer her skirt tore terribly exposing her panties. The phone almost dropped from my hand. I tried to hurry out of the office but she called me back to help her go across the street to stitch it. I was almost frozen. Ever since then she has been disturbing me to sleep with her.

She said she gave me the job because she love me. I just got married and don't want to cheat. Yesterday, she called me and and dropped the bombshell " if you don't sleep with me I will fire you". What do I do? I don't want to lose that job. I am considering reporting her to my general manager but I am afraid of the consequence.

Fire her before she fired u. Remember Joseph in the house of portifa.

EgusiSoup:
This is what the dullard is causing this country I am tired of this dullard. He is so dull. Goodluck Jonathan Needs to come back. He really does

Useless bunch of APC e-diots will quote me.

Its very obvious the egunsisoup you are eating has replaced your brain.

Your thinking is very outrageous and I can see that you are not yet of age, by the way how old are you?

Have u been to higher institution? Even college of education. But this your egunsisoup brain will be a challenge copping with higher learning. You are very e-idiotic.

PRYCE:
First it was Clark, then Babangida now Dokpesi!

PDP should get their acts right if they ever wish to reclaim the centre or the majority of Everything!

Bros/sis,

Please stop saying if PDP will ever reclaim the centre. That party is DEAD. DEAD PEOPLE PARTY (DPP no longer PDP).
They will forever be forgotten. By the time Buhari's government delivers on time, it is you and I that will beg him to come back 2019. BUHARI till 2023.

Sai Baba.

NOC1:
11 Best Quotes From PMB's Address To His New Ministers


After five months without ministers, President Muhammadu Buhari on Tuesday, November 11, inaugurated 36 ministers who were recently screened and cleared by the Senate.

The 36 ministers took their oaths of office in the Council Chambers of the Presidential Villa, after which they were given their portfolios.

The president in his address charged his ministers to get to work immediately and justify their inclusion in his cabinet.

Below are some of President Buhari’s quotes from the inauguration:

1. “Cabinet Ministers must proceed to work speedily to fulfill the confidence reposed in them.”

2. “We are determined to diversify the economy through Agriculture and explore solid mineral as a revenue earner.”

3. “Our new ministers must proceed to work speedily and justify their inclusion.”

4. “To be mindful of the need for a Cabinet that will deliver a better, prosperous nation and respected for the right reasons.”

5. “We are determined to diversify the economy with agriculture to achieve self sufficiency.”

6. “We are optimistic that bringing these set of ministers is a step in the right direction.”

7. “To put round pegs in round holes where being sensitive to the diversity of the Nation.”

8. “Our commitment to defeat Boko Haram and all the nuisance it constitutes is as strong as ever.”

9. “Government business is now being conducted with transparency and sincerity.”

10. “This is another milestone in my administration.”

11. “I have also made possible of the need not to repeat such mistakes of the past while the right people are allocated to the wrong portfolio.”


https://www.naij.com/634251-check-eleven-best-quotes-pmbs-address-new-ministers.html

See Quotes from someone the PDP said did not go to school.

See quotes from a UniPetrol PhD holder

1. We will recover the girls.
2. We have not started drawing the money,
3. Stealing is not corruption,
4. How much did Nwobodo steal that Buhari put him in Jail.

Nigeria was upside down last year, God has restored the country to normal position.

PDP shit.

Young03:
Mtcheew nonsense

d one wey first bank pay wetin them use d moni do

c as i de suffer like say i de prison

even garri to drink, no see

Eeyah, sorry. That is why we all need to support Mr BUHARI to stop all these thieves from further crushing the poor people like you.

But bros poor get levels o. You get money buy phone, buy data plan for internet and you never chop gaari? Well that's your priority.

God bless you.

benedictnsi:
Lol lwkm they will soon wake up and give APC a knock hmmm, haaaa, give them a knock

PDP forever gone to the grave, hmmm, haaaa, forever gone to the grave.

The Dead and the living do not talk again, hmmm, haaaa, PDP can never talk again to the living.

EPOMA:
In uyo Chinco road are better than berger but Akpabio likes to use berger because he akpabio could loot the state money without being questioned. how can and why should any road in nigeria be costing 10 million dollars a kilometre . tha was roughly the cost of roads in uyo

Julius berger is the cheapest construction company from Germany, there are some construction companies that Nigeria cannot afford them. I'm not supporting corruption but you need to have your full facts before condemning others.

You need to know the design of the road before summing everything up per kilometer.

TonyeBarcanista:
Lying Liars! No tribunal can 'sack' any governor to install another. The electoral law forbids that. The worst they can do is to order rerun.

As for this case, the Judge is yet to give his verdict.

You talk without consulting precedence. Do you read at all? So why didn't same law work against amaechi when one governor was removed for him to take over rivers state.

I know what will be your defense in this case and I will tell you how other sections of the same law will allow what just happened in Taraba state.

redsconsult:
i think julius berger also compounded more to our problem by over pricing and colluding with public officers to loot the nation dry a prj of 5billion naira by ccecc will cost julius berger 15billion of naira... ask akabio and fashola they will tell. that is more reason they have head offices in lagos and uyo.
buhari empower and train our local contractors and dicourage this foreign looters.

But can you compare chinco's work with Julius berger's job?

hinwazaka:
This man looks fit for the office of sec.gen of the UN. Such grace, such panache, such charisma. My God, we made a big mistake.

You mean this drunkard. The one that his ministers take his signature when fully drunk? When BUHARI invited him to show the precarious state of expenditure that could not remembered when he signed them?

You see, there are hopeless people in Africa, among whom you are chief, but the guys in UN are great brains. They know whose IQ is fit for the cap.

[quote author=ikombe post=39520700][/quote]I don't know o. May be yours will be a reference point.

odinese:
.sh!t happens..


Hey guys pls download this great song "Adele - hello" you ain't gonna regret listening to this great vocal...

Search on Google.

Adele has a very wonderful voice.

In your own sense.

Airforce1:
I'm sorry about the slap.


But why say my "Igbo" boy friend?

Why not say "my boyfriend"

Your mumu starts from you mouth, to you skull down to your shit hole. MUMU Ibo boy.