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abeg whey all the people wey dey this forum now, abi dem no dey use phone?

I really want to see what the poll result would be like.

N O K I A at the moment

Greece.

Count down to the 1000th member
13 more members to go!

Imagine that! Once bitten, twice shy!

My heel once pulled off my way back home and thank goodness, it was in the evening and I was with a friend so I just sorta hopped home stylishly . Another good thing was that I was just a couple of streets away from home.

Now, if I am to face an audience, I will really scrutinize the slippers [I]well well.[/I]

Men are to be dropped like a pack of cards when they become unfaithful.

Men are deceitful!

Norway

Hungary seun you beat me to that, anyway

INDONESIA

Washington!

UYO

I do not really value them, sincerely, because they are just a bunch of nuisance, some exceptional. What do you say about a scenario where they stop you, and while they are asking questions and they hear the noise of 'Ole, Ole', they take off, leaving you at the mercies of the deadly thieves[i]?(this actually happened to my brother somewhere in Ikeja, recently)[/i]
They complain that they are not adequately paid, and so use that excuse to extort money from motorists, just because they are have weapons with which they could scare people . What then do you say of teachers who are also not adequately paid, do they go about harrasing people?

You need to watch foreign movies and see what the police force is like you'll love them and would not mind to be a part of them. These ones in Nigeria are not anything to reckon with.

It is for greener pastures and a lot more reason. Adding to what Diakim pointed out, there are a lot of things that are not in place, there is nothing to encourage the youth or, so to say, assure him a good future. Some even prefer to stay back at home and not get into the university while they try out their 'runs', desperately seeking to leave!

It is welcome news.
At least if you've got the money, you can send your children to a university without necessarily repeating the UME exams as i see that all you got to do to enroll into these private universities is your money - as in with whatever UME score, you could apply and get admitted.

Divorce [I]most[/I] times is a result of rushed or forced marriages. People rush into marriages for a number of flimsy reasons.

"Marry in haste, repent in leisure" - that's what you get at the end of the day.

When you take time to find the one who really is the one for you, you would not for any reason divorce such one.

An old lady was standing at the railing of
the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so
that it would not blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said:
"Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be
forward, but did you know that your dress
is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady,
"I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But, madam, you must know that your privates
are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man
and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is
85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"

I'd rather have an expensive and reliable good than the reverse. It's just that Nigerians would like inexpensive things though unreliable or even scarce just because there is a lot of poverty in the land.

But then, as Allenpowered said, they could just say it would be reliable/readily available when in actual fact, they are just out there to make money. But I think it is just good we be optimistic about the whole stuff and hope they really keep to their words.

Lately I noticed that there have been a few repeated threads (anyone noticed that?)
I think it should somehow be avoided.

That joke was played on me sometime at the beginning of this year.
Nice but sorta silly.

Whichever case: unmarried woman with a married man or married woman with an unmarried man, it still is adultery and both are to blame, cos they both willingly and consciously indulged in such act.

4 Insurance companies are in competition.One comes up with the slogan
"Coverage from the cradle to the grave."
The 2nd one tries to improve on that with
"Coverage from the womb to the tomb."
Not to be outdone, the 3rd one comes up with
"From the sperm to the womb."
The 4th insurance company really thought hard and almost gave upthe race, but finally came up with
"From the erection to the resurrection."

It is actually biblical to tithe. " .... bring ye all the tithes ...."
A pastor would only tell you what he reads in the Bible and it is left to you.
It shouldn't be your ache what is done with the money, as long as you've obeyed God.

mosiate:
Omo, na the best oh.
As long as you know how to play your cards, there's noting wrong with it.

I guess then, one should welcome a young gurl dating her husband with arms wide open

wud i say NEPA hasn't been favouring me lately. I had no idea the soap had started because i was actually looking out for when it would start.

AIT 8.00 p.m hun? I'll watch out for it.

tayotina: He doesn't mind giving her money every now and then to do the cooking. What he wants to do is to turn her to a full housewife.

[I]See ehn[/I], as long as they are not married there is no reason she should be so stressed up at this stage of her life. They are not living together, is that to then say that she reports to his house after work everyday to prepare meals for him?

It is no big deal to cook for him, but when it becomes a do or die affair, I am afraid something is wrong. Let her displeasure be known to him and let them find a solution to it. He should wait until they are married before turning her to a housewife ([I] I don't support it o[/i]) and if she ain't okay with that let her find her way out.

It is more or less as if he is selfish, thinking only about his comfort. You can't please yourself at the other person's expense and discomfort and call it love.

destiny:
I am a tall guy too, I only see ladies who say I like your height, is there anything attached to such compliments?

of course!

Mtn Gprs? I'll be stunned if it actually is true, guess I have to start looking out for it on my dad's phone.

That's good, with the new gist of Vmobile coming up soon with it, it is a good development if all could have it because competition will make each of them [B]SIT UP![/B]