₦airaland Forum

godoluwa:
Dont fall for scam! you need at least 50million naira to start printing recharge card business. as at 2009, 100naira denomination e-pin cost 785,000naira from glo office. all these telecommunication has partners & dont need more partners. you cant compete with the likes of bodlink etc that operates business with over 200million naira. anybody that tells you he has software to print recharge cards just want to scam you. I once attended a training on recharge card printing biz in 2009 & the organizer used the platform of ringo telecom telecoms and prepaid nigeria for us then. we actualy print the card, load it & it was credited to our phone. later I have to go to ringo telecom office in lagos to buy bulk pin but on getting there, 100units of 100naira denomination bulk pin is sold at 9,600naira which means excluding paper, ink, transport, a 100naira denomination e-pin at the rate of 96naira. in my quest to do the the business by all means, I paid a visit to glo & mtn office & that where I knw d reality.

una dey hear. Shine your eyes people ))

ayolight:
uncle Donald tnk u. her birthday is Nov. 5th.
but u knw its most likly we re not around during dat period, but we re sure goin to celebrate wen we come bak.
tnks sir.
someone also send us 10k some hours ago. tnk u so much sir. in blessings God ll bless u.

awwww from now on Light is my baby nobody should claim her oo,I have three kid sisters the first one is Nov 3rd,the second is Nov 23rd,the third is Nov 4th,I have being looking for a way to complete the equation now Light has done that for me here it goes (4x5) + 3. Equals 23,Light you must know maths oooo,I would have loved to celebrate with her and my sisters ,I thereby decree Light is my personal baby no more Nairaland baby *winks* #ThouShallNotTresspass

Light,Light my baby ,
I need you to stay strong
The whole world needs you
Uncle Donald needs you
I know you are going to grow up to be a wonderful woman,
A doctor perhaps,or an Engineer like me
You will shine
And nothing can stop you
Stay strong,Light stay strong
And for your mum,stay strong
And for Naija stay strong
And for other babies and mothers you will serve as an inspiration.
Light we need you ooo,
Keep fighting
We are here for you
Recieve the ever healing touch of GOD right now!!!! In Jesus Name.Amen

Pls ayolight when is the birthday of this our wonderful Nairaland Baby !!! Let me start making preparations



PS>SORRY I HAVE NOT MADE UPDATES TO THE FACEBOOK PAGE ,I WILL TRY AND MAKE UPDATES TODAY,,,,

macity:
A private home tutor is urgently needed.

Minimum Qualification : OND/Final year UNILAG Student (any numerate discipline)

Location: Lekki

Other Requirements: Person must reside within Lekki, Ajah, Surulere, Yaba, etc. Minimum of 1 year teaching experience.

Please send CV to innocent.atasie@gmail.com

kindly specify the course or subject.

mimi2015:
Please I urgently need a good web designer that resides in benin city, to redesign my site for me. Anyone with low charges should chat me up on WhatsApp: 07033290582, so we can discuss better.

i am not in benin but we can always work without problems,here is my number 08182346055,I would send you a message on whatsapp.

rahazaqa:
i just bought this Lenovo laptop 2 days ago,window 8.1 was installed into it. l have not been enjoying it at all. My google chrome does not load gmail.com ,it shows "Incorrect certificate for host". My mozilla will load some sites but to log in will be a problem. and i bought this chit 65k, i told the guy and the engineer that advised me to buy the brand and they told me it will still be ok ,that it is meant to be like that for few days. please have any of you people experience this??

there is nothing wrong with the laptop,from yor description dis looks like a software problem,or a setting problem......wait a minute,change and correct the time and date on your laptop and you should be good to go.

Wikidraw:
Send me your figures. Domain name registration + Hosting + Web design.

Kindly add me on whatsapp 08182346055 let's continue there,its best u add me,cos anyone can pose as Donald if you drop your number *winks*

Bloomingbud:
Hello Ayo,
How is she faring? I know with the efforts and all she will be fine. Just leaving RCCG camp where two people shared testimonies of been healed of heart disease and I used them as a point of contact for your baby. Please keep preparing medically and hold on to God for super-natural healing.
Believe me prayer works wonders. Light will shine bright.

AMEN

siamia:
I miss those days when e cudnt go to sch until our right hand cud reach our left ear! Lol
I remember when we went to school, lined up & d headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform, then we march to our classrooms. U Remember now??• D days of Nasco Biscuit, Okin biscuit, Trebor, Iced Coloured water tied in nylon- we called it "lolly"• D days of Goody-Goody & Pako biscuit. D days of Dandy & Bazooka chewing gum, days of Tree-Top sachets, Baba-dudu & Ekanna Gowon sweets, Obi-Edun fruit, Awin, Agbalumo, Ireke-Obo roots, yeye fruit, Bongo coffee, Tate/Lye & St Loius cube sugar, Pambolabola, Majidun rainbow coloured pant with string, Ewekoro pant. D days of Ali & Simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar, Eze goes to school, The Adventure of Sousa, An African Night Entertainment, Kyauta, The Directors, The flying doctor in Lesotho, Ogboju Ode ninu Igbo Irunmole, Igbo Eledumare, Alibaba and the Angels. Mr Giwa is a trader.
I remember those days when one naira was money, even stronger than the dolla. I remember when groundnut was 5kobo & chocomilo sweet was 5 kobo• Days of messing game, who is in d garden, police and thief• D days of mama & papa play• Days when we used to build houses with sand, play suwe game, tinco tinco, change Ur style, ten ten, skipping• Those days when we used to fly kite on streets, those days when rubber band was stock exchange• D days of limca soft drinks & choco milo adverts on black & white TV, Sunday rendezvous by 1:30pm. Days of Elopee dance, Soul Train, Disco '79 & Disco '80, Cock Crows at Dawn. The Old Village Headmaster, Awada-Kerikeri(Baba-Mero Theater), 'Ajimajashan Theater, Baba-Sala, Jacob & Papa-Lolo, Ishiekwu, The Bala-Miller Show, The Art Alade Show, The Harbour's Band, The Soul Train, The Bar-Beach Show, Ere abalaiye, Feyikogbon, The Oyin Adejobi Theater, Ishola Ogunshola (I-Show Pepper), The Osumare Theater, The Omidina Theater, Diran Ajijedidun news cast, Walter Oyatogun reporting, Mirror in the sun, Winds Against my Soul, Second Chance , Madam Kofo, Amebo, Sisi Clara, Zebrudaya, Mrs Ovularia Nwobo alias 4;30, Giringory, Gorimapa, Chief Eleyinmi, Chief Kokonsari, Omo Akara-Ogun, Chief Dagbolu, Chief Faderin, Mr Garuba, Hawaii-5-0, The Famous-five, Combat(Jam Locker, Michael London, Vic Moroe, Pennar Roberts & Long Green) Frank Spencer. When we say 'leke leke give me white finger'• Those days when Bic biro was d best• D days when we used to drink water from d tap, even suck out d water if it's not coming out• The days when NTA will show rainbow sign for 30 mins then national anthem be4 program starts @ 4pm• The days when basket sandals, simbi, Learneds' & Cortina sandals by Bata shoes were d best• Days when we all sing sandalili sandalili songs, Dstv has come, no more old fun! I'm really proud to have experienced all these. If u are not smiling it means u were not born in my generation. Which means u are d INDOMIE generation lol! Abeg share make others laugh too. ROTFL.

in prostration I ask for permission(from my mummys ,daddy's and elder ones) to enter the house ,I am in my early 20s but I can reckon with about 60 percent of all what you mentioned in your post,I actually prefer the old days,when my dad plays bob marlie,cool and the gang,lionel richie,luther vandross, all this where wonderfull and classical times,days when my mum cooks a full put of soup well nourished with 20 naira ,i used to watch tales by moon light and so many awesome and educational programmes,nowadays all the little kids watch is channel o and mtv base,when u asked me my role model then I wanted to be like barney ,children of nowadays want to be like beyonce,ask them why,they tell you "I like her dressing " imagine !!! and it was fun back then,but all we hear now is rubbish,all we see now is rubbish,even in the so called "wordly musical videos " back then their bodies where still properly covered ,all we see now is naked women everywhere,sorry to derail the thread,I just prefer being around mature minds,who thinK like me,but applies technology too *winks* ,

Wikidraw:
But your colours are off.

i had to adhere to instructions,u knw hw it is when u hear things like "that is what i want",u just av 2 do it.beside its very mobile friendly ,have u tried it on mobile ?.

webshopng1:
God rest his soul....May God deliver us all from evil doers...do i hear an Amen!

AMEN

Wikidraw:
I'm going to choose the most affordable, effective and efficient design. Let me see what you can do.

Preferably, from someone around Lekki, Lagos.

my fellow 3dartist,i can create one for you,here is a site i just completed www.smartbrainmagazine.com.ng number 08182346055

chiclas28:
pls help me I finished my nysc February 2015.I have done for many interviews but all they say is we will get back to u. pls help me nairalanders pls help.

what did you major in,what skills do you have ?

ayolight kindly give us an update we want to know what's happening ,pls update us about our special nairaland baby.

akinrin:
Pls help. We need a very effective offline/online program

what functions and features would you like it to possess.here is my number 08182346055

ayolight:
Goodevn house. happy indepence to all dadies and mummies in.d house.
I want to say tnk u to.everyone who tru words, prayers, services, and money has been a supports to me nd light in dis trying period. tnkvu so much. may God make evil far from ur dwellings. Amen.

all is well ma ,we are here for you,but GOD is always available,HE never fails

Sorry ,I have being busy ,I would have submitted my entry,I have someone that is very good but the first question he asked me,is what is the pay ?,I am directing the question back to you mate .#peace

ohafiaboi:
lagos am in ikeja

I would be in ikeja (computer village)tommorrow can we see face to face ,and discuss ,here is my number 08182346055

ohafiaboi:
HERE IS MY NUMBER 08038803075

hello I am donald ,I can be of hep,I use adobe premiere,after effects,I am also a 3d artist

Airforce1:
During her stay at the Big Brother Africa (BBA) competition, Nigeria’s representative, Beverly Osu threw criticism to herself because of her compromising photographs.

However, the model and video vixen never bothered herself with such talks, instead she concentrated on how to move to the next level.

In an interview with Naij, Beverly explained that she expose her skin as her “own way of teaching up-and-coming models how to be comfortable with their body.”

Beverly said she “got into modelling by being a lingerie model. Actually, I forced myself to be a lingerie model because I never liked being a runway model.”

“Before, I was a size 14 but due to what I wanted to become, I had to shed the weight. Basically, I want to teach people to be comfortable in their own skin. People think I expose too much but I think it’s just my skin, you did not see anything,” she further said.

Beverly explained why she started her own NGO, which would be looking to support those living in slums.

“While on a movie set in Ajah, I saw some young guys filling a canoe with sand. So I approached them, seeking to know how much they get paid for the job. Surprisingly, one of them said, ‘N500.’ Immediately, I said to myself: ‘Damn, people are suffering.’

” After my movie shoot, my project manager told me, “Let’s do something with the slum.” So we decided to start from Port Harcourt and by the grace of God, we will touch lives in every part of the country,” she said.


Source
http://www.fkxclusive.com/i-expose-my-body-to-inspire-upcoming-models-beverly-osu/

this are the kind of women I talked about in my post here https://www.nairaland.com/2633160/note-all-women-ladies-very

lenz201:
A competent computer instructor is needed for immediate employment in an ICT Company. The ideal candidate must reside within Ajah/Lekki environs, must be good in teaching computer applications and must be very fluent in speaking english
send your cv to logicallinkshr@gmail.com or send your name ,location,qualification to 08188030171

emails have being sent frequently,you don't reply

Aitee1:
You're not getting my point...i mean also preach to your male folks to retrace their steps cos we're now too smart to yield into society's pressure and end up suffering for life by saying yes to anything that has two testicles inbtw their legs, y'all should try and possess atleast half of the husband's material not expecting to marry saints while you're the exact opposite!

don't worry something is coming up for them,trust me,you have a great sense of humor maam,I love that.

Aitee1:
Cum abi Kontinu...



Op no need for double standard, there are alot of men that are not husbands material, making a good home isn't the sole responsibility of a woman alone!!!

About your sermon whosoever has ears has heard or probably is aware of these facts already, I'll advice you preach to your male folks too let them change their ways, they should desist from investing in beer parlours and cheating on their faithful partners!

I knew not everyone would totally agree,its alright,just bear this in mind maam,all women have a rare gift men don't possess ,I am a man,I know what I am saying ,I am not talking abt physical possessions now,its more of a spiritual and psychological possession,as I said not everyone would agree.I can start proving all day,but just take this line ,Women are natural makers and breakers,depends on which side they take,they can make anything and break anything,pls choose the making side.

bawari:
so Donald how can we get started. I needed an ad banner of 318x106 pixels. For running an ad campaign to drive traffic to my website. I would have love to upload the banner template for you. If you are ready for me.

here is my number 08182346055 ,Kindly let's talk on whatsapp,I don't want to drop my email here

bawari:
pls webmasters where can i get good online, nigerian ad banner makers who i can pay in naira. I need an ad banner for my website. No scamming Please.

I am a designer I can be of help check out few of my designs including banners https://www.nairaland.com/2444950/donalds-official-design-portfolio-check

MizTyna:
Light needs more help. So I'll be going on facebook,talk to some people I know and hope for the best. Donald should pls send me a message.

I have a daughter who will be 4years old on Saturday,seeing Light like this touches me in ways I didn't know possible. Ayolight,she'll be fine. Kindly send me your number if possible,I'll be removing my FB ID for privacy soon

hello u asked that I contact u.sorry its coming late

firstEVA:
and you think a woman can't change if she has an awesome father and husband?

yes its very possible but the chances are less compared to when she has an awesome mother,women have a natural ability to persuade and convince,take for a example(please take no offence in this ,I don't intend to insult you or say bad abt ur family) how many times has your dad or brother or husband convinced you to do something,compare it with how many times your mum has convinced you to do or change something,how well has ur mum shaped you,compare with how well your dad or husband has done so ,except your mum is not so awesome (no offence) ,all in all men are shapers too,but women are better and more effective shapers . #peace

firstEVA:
A bad man is also bad for the family and society at large.

if he has an awesome mother,wife or sister he can change and become better or perhaps would not have being bad in the first place,I wrote not to bash ladies but to remind them of their importance,you guys are very important,very

I need more ladies to read this kindly share
legendgalas Blizzyblinkzy FriedPlantain firstEVA cocoberry dammyluv911 Mznaett nawtibownie prettythicksme Introvert Airforce1 Tosyn2much Favparis

July 7 , 19??

I am about so say something that will hurt so many people ,but its the truth,I just hate it when women ,ladies or girls go astray,I prefer it when men ,guys,or boys go astray ,not that I like it but its preferable because their(men) ills can be easily corrected,let me give you a reason for this taught of mine,if a girl goes astray,she becomes a bad lady,a bad wife,a bad mother,and she builds a bad home,a bad mother,as a repercussion, she has a bad home,confused husband and bad children ,which may include bad boys and girls,the girls would continue in their mothers line,the boys might end up being hooligans,and "night crawlers",fine boys ,if you know what I mean,and the trend goes on,but if a girl ,lady,woman is good,she creates this unfathomable peace and awesomeness,she raises wonderful children,she has a good home,and if her husband was raised by the kind of woman we spoke about above,she can change him easily as long as love exists,for those who think men can't change ,wait till you meet a wonderful and virtuous woman,why am I saying all this ,the peace of the world and hope of the world is in hands of women and girls(after GOD),whether you like it or not.So I am calling on all women,ladies and girls,we need you to be the best you can be for our sakes and the sake of the nation,our homes,our families,and the world,we need you guys.pls be your best say no to what needs to be said no to,say yes when its required,we can't do without you guys,whether we like it or not,whether you are our mother,wife,friend,or sisters,we need you,pls be good for our sakes,make the right judgments,take the right steps,I LOVE YOU ALL.*you are free to call me woman wrapper* Coming from a guy that has lived around women all his life ,one wonderful mother and three cool sisters.
To my future wife wherever and whoever you are I love you honey stay good for me pls
Shoutout to all the wonderful women I have met on Nairaland

Some of them are:
prettytasha
Aminat508


and to the ones I am yet to meet,
Donald is single sha,you are free to apply *winKs* I LOVE ALL WOMEN ,you all have the potential to be makers,please don't be breakers.Peace #DonaldHasSpoken