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dossylvanus:
Bros...

Continue strolling.



Stop bringing back dead memories.

Naso!!!

elmisti:
Chimajii. Dossylvanus........u niggas should stop dis jare....leave trouble for me to cause....I don't like the way u pple r goin jare

You no gree give dem weed aw dey wan leave trouble??

dossylvanus:
It's a euphemism.


Obviously chimajii no sabi pidgin for him to have gone Loco like that.


I don't care either ways.



The Silver Back has spoken.


Every monkey eats banana. Me? I eat plantains!

Silverback doe......take him serious at ur own peril!

DonPsymon:
Bro... Your point seems legit


Apparently it explains all reasonable self deployment steps except the 'runs' factor plays a part.


The NYSC man in his office wants his cousin posted to Abuja... Cousin's call up number is 145*** so he swaps call up number 145*** with 105***.

What happens

Call up number 105*** who chose Abuja, Lagos and Akwa Ibom automatically doesn't have a state since Lag and Akwa Ibom should have been filled up due to popular demand...

Unfortunately, 105*** gets deployed to Borno instead na wao *yawns*


*sips ciroc*

Yh! Bro....

That was d last piece of the puzzle!!

[quote author=muhyideenabdul post=37863025][/quote]Same thing I said on 1716

muhyideenabdul:
from experience the issue of 20 from each sch wil not work bcs if you are to add 20 per sch, it wont up to 2000, secondly, d require num of each state candidate is not d same

We sayin d same thin man

chimajii:
Keep sweating it.. Am sure he meant that on 'instance front'...but then again, the pages must move.

Lol!!


Na elmisti gimmi special Madagascar weed dis morning ooo!!

**that shii dope**

icehood:
he said something like dem pick 20 first candidate in each university there desire state........meaning first 20 in abu to register, first 20 in futo to register.... like that like that

20 is way too small as we have about 90 to 100 degree awarding institutions in this country.

If we stretch it and make it 200 den add anoda 100 for foreign pipu which makes 300 schools.
Then we multiply 20 by 300 it will only fill up like two camps whose joint capacity is about 6k. I.e at 3k each.

D only way what u saying may howeva work is if u say 1st 20 peeps from each school gets dia 1st choice for a given state. Meanin 1st 20 who picked lagos from acu gets lagos, n 1st 20 who pick abuja from same school gets abuja.

hilsocial:
1- 3k but Lagos camp accomodates more i hrd abt 5k not too sure.

Thanks

hilsocial:
1- 3k but Lagos camp accomodates more i hrd abt 5k not too sure.

Thanks man

haywire1:
Lol see question. Hilsocial, nysc DG na ur family?

#

Hilsocial!....chill am trynna work an idea out!....

We picked 3 diff states..ryt. If a camp can hold on the average x-number of peepz at any1 time.
Daht should generally mean that d 1st x-number of individuals who picked dat state gets to go dia
Now if ur callup number xceeds that quota you get moved to stream II.
And if ur call up still xceeds the quota for stream II you get pushed to the nxt state u picked or the last one.
Now if u ain't lucky to get into one of d 3 states.....you prolly get pushed to a neighboring state close to any of d states initially selected. Or better still you get thrown to a state who hasn't gotten the required quota



Now this is just an hypothesis in my head!!!..
Thanks to that flavored weed **puffs some more**

hilsocial:
I guess as much but stream 2 is also for states overcrowded beyond camp carrying capacity eg Lagos, Delta, Ogun etc.

Boss......you got any idea on the normal capacity a camp can hold at any one time?

icehood:
i ask him about stream I and stream II, he said, stream II is base on candidate posted to state in north east, cause the self deployment is not about when u register but will be how close u are to that state, he faulted me for picking abuja, since my permanent address is abuja, and my primary n secondary school is abuja.... he said it is only runs that can put me in abuja.. but if i use different permanent address, i dont need to runs..... baba the guy talk plenty

This is insightful

Good morning y'all. I trust erry1 slept well.....awon night crawlers I hail..


I guess all registration problems have bin sorted out!
So make we chill relax and countdown to printing of call up letters.

Ehen if u kno say ur body no strong abeg no collect weed from elmisti ooo.....I no wan laff abeg!!


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Elmisti abeg go register! Go open new outlet for cafe sef.....make ur ministry spread


Gazaliah aw fa dat foreign PCM wey no see call up number 4 green card? Hope it was sorted out?

owhizkid:
Good morning PCMS, yesterday I registered.. Had the option of Paying d 3k lsh at the bank, but I decided against it... Coming here diz morning I noticed some pple has got Call Up num.... I haven't gotten... Pls help.. Is it because I didn't pay or because there is a mistake somewhere cos I know I successfully registered without qualms

Coz u dnt pay

hilsocial:
Who told u na dem pay pass? They pay 10k same with Enugu. I hrd Lagos pay higher. The reason pple are going dia is dat, most pple believe it is less stressful dan lagos with higher opportunities dan enugu. Ofcourse , guys believe they ve generous pple dia too. We cannot neglect its tourism features too.

Owk boss!!.....,na wetin I see on here na Hin make. Alwaiz tot dey paid more

elmisti:
Mehn, n roya highness o

Omo you just dey keep all d better better weed to ursef abi?

Wehdone!

iamauxin:
it's right, but the best thing is to pay and print it...I'm sure if you pay and print it will reflect on your call number...but if you just register without payment it may affect the d type of call no. you will eventually get, and might make you lose your preferred states...my thoughts though!

Na d stuff already stores call number....weda u pay or not!!

I get person we reg ydai pay dis nyt Hin call up na still 107***

Marcelinho:
Did u have d signature on ur printout?

Y u dey find signature on printout?

mayorbaron:
Abeg wats so special about akwa ibom. Was opportuned to witness about 56 people register before me and 51 of them all choose akwa ibom as their first choice. Am I the only one tryna head to river state. Hmmm

AK ibom has got good camp and na dem pay allawee pass

elmisti:
I see two boys, planning some bad bad things......me will not talk ooooo.....even one is redy to take night bus....

Which kind high u use see dem?

Effizle:
I registered without making
payment and I am unable to print
registration page. Is this right at all

Erm.......

No!!


But NYSC no send you!!

If u wan print green card pay 3k finito

Faithluv5:
Yes I did. U?

Na grew up dia!...... bin a long time doe!b4 d crisis n all

Faithluv5:
Ok sir. Thank u. Am new here dats y

Nothing do you babe!!!....

U schooled in UJ rai?








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elmisti:
Kikiki, am still running on a private shit, will contact u soon when I will need investors

Eh eh......


You don forget say na me give u middle Asia link for supplies

And ur 1st foreign client abi?

ademasta:
Who is this man peeping into our relationship? Oh, na donasere...paddy mi noni! Anyway, that's how we roll.

Wehdone


Where you run go since!

elmisti:
Choi

Omo we don try oooo


1700

Plot 1700!!!!

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elmisti:
#falls from glo mast.......Bleep you bro....I know nairaland will chnge it, but Bleep u bro...Bleep u Bleep u

Lol!!!!!!

Your ministry is going places ooo!!!.....


I happy say I get shares ooo!



Gonna make good cash in came

StephenAfam:
I converted my picture type to png. It is easier to get smaller picture sizes in png format.
There is still a lot of scaling down to be done (at least it is less than in jpg format)

Try using microsoft photo editor to crop
Save in jpg
Open in paint and resize. I think u should 150%
Save
You ready to go

StephenAfam:
I converted my picture type to png. It is easier to get smaller picture sizes in png format.
There is still a lot of scaling down to be done (at least it is less than in jpg format)

Try using microsoft photo editor to crop
Save in jpg
Open in paint and resize. I think u should 150%