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Being fine is not a criteria for getting married or staying married.
the white woman is a worse olosho. They are always out to trap successful black guys n pull dem down.

If u doubt me as Mr Tiger Woods.

if u hav nothing the oyibo girls dont look u twice.

NOW SHE REALISES WHAT A GREAT FATHER MR KANU IS.....SEE HER BLESSING HIM

By n by a gold digging nigerian girl is better dan a white borehole digger.
.....if only guys can b smart to decode this

And a judge stooped sooooo so low, not minding the legal implications n battered her orderly.

Its been quite a while I popped in here. Soonest, at God's time I ll pop in n share testimonies that even I im still shocked at what God can do.

I knw my miracle bundles of joy hav located me by fire!

@ekatwins n all mummies n daddies here I implore us to start juicing.
Like simple stuff daily watermelon cucumber smoothies.
it helps loose weight n antioxidant packed too to nourish eggs sperms.

Secondly is kunu Aya take at least 1 or more times a week.

lets minimise chemicals n processed foods n carbs. They r responsible for alot of changes in body systems.

Congratulations to all that got their bfps. Ur blessings are permanent.

BroZuma:


Make sure you greet properly...especially for those Baba.

Dats how 1 silly lagos keke man refused to help me put my load in d boot.
honestly d load was heavy n I dragged it to dat point. Lifting it was just not possible.
By the time i was through with him he came down n we lifted d load.

got to my destination he started again. How he can't bring d load down. I sat der silently waiting for him to make a nasty move. 15mins after wasting his time he brought down d load.

my conclusion THEY ARE VERY LAZY N LOUSY. fyi its wasn't an igbo man. If it were they do there work provided you pay!

uchetom:
Really!Which school ?

fgc enugu.
Same way pple will shout lies when Christian Daniel says he's less dan 30. But dats a hard fact.

Customer80:
that you are classmates doesn'Assertions of are of the same age. I left university at a very tender age but if I tell you some of my classmates you will marvel

im talking about secondary school. Many r in d same age group +-3yrs. Assertions of age in university lol common. Who does dat?

uchetom:
@31 he iso big like this?I tire for ageoo.Congrats to him dou.

lol na my classmate. If hes 31 then it fell into the age range as we were in same set

obainojazz:
Wait wait wait.
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What caught my attention is 'Nigeria police fire water canon at protesters'.
so we get water canon.

prof of law can't tarnish his certificate wey he suffer to get jus because of power. I'm sure he warned them to use standard crowd dispersal methods

From childhood memories its called "amu nkita" in igbo.....
seriously...dunno if dat was street language or wat but dat was in umuahia back den

Waiting gor d English or botanical name

givjoy:
It is called (Obi Edun) in Yoruba. It is a quite common fruit in the south west. I could count at least 5 obi edun trees around my school back in those days. OP, thanks for the sweet memories

who knows the English or botanical name? I used to eat it as a child wen we go to village. I ve not seen in for long

fratermathy:
Not again! Some nations are yet to recover from the previous outbreak. Nigerian border policing should be beefed up at this point.


The only consolation is that the world will be able to contain this outbreak based on the experience from the previous one.

Its a terrible thing. Buhari should come back n dig out the results of the fed. Min of health recruitment exercise conducted to get manpower for such epidemics just b4 gej left....during d ebola saga.

since then no specific workforce was created n trained to help in managing such diseases.

raker300:
Airtel 2k5 for 5gb...facebook and whatsapp are free with the free social plan

Airtel is fastest in my area

pls can u drop ur subscription code? Im on 1500 for 3gig n it lasts me 2weeks. Pls help b4 dey bore a hole in my pocket

omron:
Good morning to all romancelanders
This story am about to share is a real life story
And I would be very glad for matured comments and advice before things goes out of hand
I happens to be the only male child of my family
I got married in the year 2012 to my wife that we were both from the same state Ondo state
Lost my dad few years ago
I lived in oke mosan in Abeokuta
I relocated to Abeokuta with my wife from Osun state when my Dad goes to a great beyond that was 3 years ago.
I changed my job and decided to stay around my mum in her house built by my Dad for sometime before renting my own house so as to ensure that she is not lonely.
I started living in the house for the past two years now with my wife and my baby son who is 3 years now

I have 3 sisters and all of them are married with kids
But I have this one very wicked, stubborn and hard hearted very crucial sister out of my sisters called Funke.
She happens to be our third born while am the last born.
She always feel so proud, possessive,bossy and always wants to take charge of any Affair in the family
She has been like that since her childbirth
She can talk to anybody anyhow,several times she abused my dad in his lifetime. I thought she would change when she get married but this irritating and rabid character keeps growing in her.
To cut the long story short

About 3 weeks ago she came to Abeokuta from lagos where she lives with her husband to visit our mum

And anytime she comes visiting it's quarrel,fights and arguments all of the time

She quarrel with anyone she sees around and most times she took on my innocent wife

So when my mum told me she is coming to stay for a week in the house I told my mum I will move out to rent a guest house for a week till she go back to Lagos because there is no Time she comes and she doesn't fight .
She has disgraced the family enough in our neighborhood so I don't want such to repeat itself

My mum discarded my opinion and assured me there won't be problem.
As if I know, Third day she arrived she came up with her attitude by shouting on everybody in the house
She picked up a serious quarell with me even in the area and started abusing me in the presence of neibors calling me different names, some elderly men came to settle the quarell.
During the duo... She cursed my wife in Yoruba and my wife in her presence returned the curse that it shall not be so in Jesus name.
My sister hearing that bounced on my wife and hit her in the nose and bite her..... In the process my wife got annoyed and bites her on her ear too blood was everywhere both from my wife nose and my sisterr outer ear.
I was having exams that day so after the fight I left the house with my wife and she was to return to her destination in lagos that same day.

As I was going out I locked my room with padlock and when we came back in the evening I was suprised what I saw.
My sister has broken the door to have access to my room....she carried away my wife certificates from her day one till present,and also my pictures from day one during my NYSC my wedding pics,and other important pictures, she wud have absconded with my certificates too if not that I took it to interview that morning.
The most painful and shocking thing she did after that
She bought a new blade and cut almost my wife clothes in the wardrobe and even my son clothes she pieces everything and destroyed my son toys

She even threatened my wife that she will go to to any length that she will separate us.
She has been running around on what she said
But I believe in Almighty God that I serve no evil shall befall me.

I reported her to some family members and up till now she is denying that she did not carry certificates and my photo album neither did she cut my wife clothes..

My wife have decided to take the case to police but the families are begging her to be patient but my sister is denying.... Am confused and don't know what to do next. Cos till now she is still denying and she said she can swear with Ogun or anything ... Pls save my family what should I do ?
I will appreciate you all for your comments.....
Thanks all

if by now u did not beat dat ur sister blue-black then u r a weakling.
If by now she never cool of for police cell and bring back ur wife's certificate at least then u knw u r a disgrace.
Infact ur father will b turning in his grave.

Maka gini? Are aware dat she assaulted ur wife? Meaning she assaulted you?

the case dey plain. Biko go n do d needful. If u dont take firm stance here ur wife will start seeing you in a different light.

Jus Negodu!

MissCheezyPuff:
[color=deepskyblue]This is not a new culture from the earths beginning women have been held by a beauty standard,consuming beauty ideals and modeling ourselves after the current trend/style

It ain't easy yo! "U MUST be/look pretty"
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Just an observation:Nigerian music is so different I thought this was gonna be a rap video or r&b
An also with a name like PSquare I didn't expect this sound of music

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The music was spot on.
the message was loud n clear....I lol thru out. The took time x-raying how vain womrn can b especially in diz era of social media

alienvirus:
When you go out, you perceive all types of odour oozing out of different bodies.

Some are pleasant while others are malodorous.

I even heard some people wear perfs for embalment.

For me, my perf is voyager.

What is your best perfume?

wow does it last all day or more?
What about flamboyant?
Which of d female oriflame perf is best n long lasting?

sorry for too many questions

This is very insightful. Well done @Twinmama

Jabioro:
Our prisons are of more nonsense, what stop the prison authority to take care of him or take him to the judge or magistrate to see his condition, except if his case of arm robbery or kidnapping but any other offences that are bailable.. such prisoner should be released unconditionally.. soonest government would tell the whole world that each prisoner's are been fed with #14000 per day...when your country basic and minimum salary is #18000 ..No better reformation, what we have is ruse, kangaroo, bojuboju system..

Asides these no proper medical care for sick inmates. That man could av died of heart failure poorly treated or undiagnosed.
Its a pity. He died awaiting trial. Who will compensate his family?

His spirit fit come dey haunt d judges

Ayofaks:
I hear...that's my personal experience with it...I've stopped using their products same with my sister...

yes. Dats y I wanted to see d pix of d products.
Some1 once had a view about it n later it turned out to ba anoda product with similar name she was talking about.

If u can find d pix or post d website of d products u used
thnx

Ayofaks:
I never had pimples nor acne before using it...i still maintain my stand that it contains hq...my elder sister is still living with the damage their products caused on her skin.

Then it was the fake. I ll like to see a pix of d lotion u used for clarity sake.
dat lotion is a best seller in my shop n no1 has reported any adverse reactions. Tho I buy frm company accredited distributors

Oyind17:
Him shape of head no be here

He was a head boy in secondary school

Na today I appreciate d term "cone head"......he get am

Ayofaks:
Radiant glow didn't work for me. I used the range when I was in school...the scrub, toner, exfoliating soap and the brightening milk. It didn't work...instead it gave me pimples and rashes. It contains hydroquinone too...though it's not written on the pack but on long exposure to air, it turns blackish brown.

Even vitamin c oxidises on exposure. Turning brown is not strictly synonymous with hq.
as for pimples n rashes d product may have been too heavy for ur facial skin or u used much qty. Or ur skin didn't agree with it

also if u r acne prone, a strong salicylic acid toner would be more ideal.

Admin199:
HI thank u so much @donatee
Please do u know how much they cost and would it truly give me a fairer charming looks.
Thank you

the brightening lotion is abt 3k. Soap about 1500.

Radiant glow brightening lotion.
Radiant glow exfoliating.

its a uk products. Hydroquinone free.
Actives are aha, papaya, arbutin, vit. B3

If u av used harsh lightening products b4 it will jus b a nourishing cream.

but if ur skin is used to normal creams it wil freshen n brighten ur colour. No bleaching

Marvel1206:
Fruits and vegetables should be substituted for her food since she desires to eat like an 'adult'

are dey telling us she started adding weight while on breastmilk? 4mths should be majorly on breastmilk

dey went n introduced food n her system went haywire

RING BEARERS TAKEOVER

Nnw remove d ring put for ya finger. May look lovelier

decatalyst:
So some people actually have the liver to steal this quantum of money?

Wait, how do they sleep at night? Dem no dey fear God?

Even if say dem no dey fear God, at least make dem fear Him son wey die on d cross for deir sins

haba!
make I go buy my own whistle

Somebody tell dat woman she's burnt and her face sagged......
oh my! See face like a roasted baboon's butt

she as she use her hand welcome skin cancer n premature ageing

Neddyogu:
Which Kain story be this? Which right-thinking phlebotomist would bleed a pregnant woman?
Pregnancy is a physiologic cause of anaemia so if u as a quack phlebotomise a preggie, u can cause a spontaneous abortion of the fetus or even kill the lady. This story no jell atall.
Maybe d idiot dey sell blood wey dey blood bank

im sure they are referring to blood samples used to carry out investigations

LionDeLeo:
You mean the "educated" tribe are so engrossed in witchcraft that they can't "develope" their home towns?

who is dis 1 showing his single digit iq? We r talking about a little village which is not upto 1/10 of enugu state.....n u mention a tribe?

Check ur dictionary once again n stop quoting me

eezeribe:
First nursing graduate from a village Both home and abroad
or maybe they have other Medical professional graduates like Doctors,pharmacists,physiotherapists,Radiographers,Medical laboratory scientists,etc.otherwise,her village must still be in the stone age.

honestly im scared for her. U need to see d village. Der is no completed modern house Der.

Once some1 starts erecting a building, dey ll kill him mysteriously.
dey all build houses in town to avoid d witches thingy.

im sure der r many medical personnels frm dat area....i knw alot of dem, but who wan show em sef make dem kill am?

Ademat7:
#wehdonema
Where do u practice

In a private clinic in the east.
Do u have a better job for me? I won't mind u know

Ademat7:
Are u a dermatologist?

No but a trained medical personnel