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This is scary!

Kondomatic:
If you can cook tasty ofe akwu, egusi soup and abacha then text me your father's home address.


I want to talk to him about something.

lol u r years too late. U ll meet ur own sensational sexy cook 1 day

dejisky:
Rich Muslim Hausa can hug each other before marriage but poor ones cant.Bunch of hypocrites.

no b only hug. U no see where he dey palpate n percus d Ukwu?
chai! After dey ll be screaming hijab upandan

she come where wedding gown ontop


Dem fyn jare. Make dem enjoy.

OKDnigeria:
http://www.dailypost.ng/2017/01/11/chibok-girls-daughters-told-us-pastor-bulus/

not surprised. This was 1 of my theorems.
The wickedness of man has gone molecular! !

citytv:
buh why are they selling the destone rice and the stone rice differently yet same price?

the rice is from d farms. Stones go dey inside. After milling both husk n stones come out. D destoning machine is different.
From d mill dey don't bag it. because der r varieties so u need to see wat u r buying. If dey bag it dey may sell cheap variety for expensive.

So d buyer or merchant buys n tellers d errand pple der wat he wants. Scroll up I posted a pix of how d rice comes out.
Also I suspect dat seller may have rebagged anoda rice for abakaliki rice

Abiagirl777:
hmmm,indeed!!.what we bought #14k at Everyday Emporium here in ph. so we have to ask for destoned ones.why then are they producing stoned and destined?
what nonsense.

Nne take it easy. Its all in d hands of d merchant. He stingy he cant pay 100 naira to destone n package his products. Its not d farmers or d millers duty to do dat.

abi na cassava farmer go make d garri for u?


this is d pix of a section of d mill. Different varieties of rice on display. U choose wat u want n buy. There r pple der dey carry it to d destoning machinr. Destone, bag n seal it. Jus 100 or 200.

the rice fresh frm d milling machine with stones n husks. D buyers detones if he wishes

citytv:
is not frm the person that cooked it cos I wasn't the only one who eat it,guess the abakallki rice got another version

yes der r different versions n qualities. The seller didn't destone dat rice at all. My teenagers cook rice n I dont taste sand cos its properly destone. During washing I see none or jus 1 at d bottom of d bowl.

If u hav a friend or family living there u may ask dem to buy n send it across. Just before Christmas peace mass was charging courier 1500 for 50kg bag to any part of naija. Pple were really sending couriers

Funnicator:
You and murphyibiam15 have disgraced and bursted citytv lies. The girl is obviously a jealous and pained yoruba. She should go and get Abakaliki rice from a legit source. Seems her supplier or something is branding a fake rice as Abakaliki rice and be selling the nonsense to her.

The Uyo wey I dey, Abakaliki rice don enter am and it's really destoned and tastes nice.

Thumbs up Ebonyi state.

thank u for ur sincerity.

@citytv the rice is brought out fresh frm d engine. Traders buy they destone n bag ot for a token amout. If ir seller is stingy thats wen dey dont destone it n seller with stones n husks.
meanwhile who cooked dat food? Cos d person shld av still been a lil conscious to check d bottom of d bowl n discard d few stones

Kondomatic:
Not news, Abakiliki rice has always been our favourite right from the time I was small. Elderly people complain that foreign rice doesn't taste like rice that's why if their children buy foreign rice for them, they will sell it and use the money to buy Abakiliki rice. Seems like media people don't know what to write again

u nailed it. D rice n processing engines were self procured n developed by d ebonyians. It is deir pride.
D best specie was going for 18k, d rice was white like white n grains were looooong.....really beautiful rice. I ve eaten local rice for over 18yrs. Its incomparable.

pple complain dey cant cook fried rice with it d person no sabi cook jare

check out foreign rice + ofe akwu lol

Kingxway:
Good for her. Her life, her taste, her choice.

Meanwhile, some people are dying of hunger, some are weeping over hospital bills they are unable to pay, some worried over how to pay their house rent, etc.

But she chose to pay 2 million over a hand which a more fancy one can be bought with less than 20k

Again, I say, her life, her taste, her choice. Who she epp?

odiegwu. How much she get?
its either na treasure
or celebrity bend down select stores
or high grade chinko copy
or she rented it
or she use her last card buy am

na only dis bag she get? Her bags fit come dey reach 15million or wat?

im not swayed. Make she go buy land

wonukwuru:
I am adult married to a lady of 35years. We have been married since 2007. God has blessed us with 3 wonderful children( 2 boys and 1 girl). Before we got married, i agreed with my wife that i only want to have 2 kids ( I wouldnt mind if they just boys or girls. That means, Im not particular of the sex of the kids). My wife is a B.sc Accounting graduate, while myself, I am a Chartered Accountant, with a well paid job. My wife had a 3rd class degree. On several occassions, i have told her to go back to school for Post Graduate Diploma (PGD) in order to upgrade, but she plainly told me that she cannot go back to school again. When i asked her why, she told me that her brain cannot withstand any academic stree again. I also suggested to her, since you studied accounting in the university, why not enroll for ICAN program? When i said that to her, she told me that she could not go for PGD, is it ICAN that she can do? I have been thinking, what will i do for her to be like others.

Luckly, was transferred to Benin. I went with my family to Benin. We stayed over 4years in Benin. While we were in Benin, I told my wife to go and enroll for a 6months diploma programm in computer (because she is not computer literate). I paid over N110,000 for the 6months programme. My wife only went for the programme for 1month and stopped. She refused to complete the program. When I asked her, she told me that she will go back after she had "put to bed"( Then she was pregnant). Guys, its over two years now and the baby is even in pre-nursery school, yet my wife has not reminded me of going back to complete the programme.

Last year, she asked me to open a store for her, that she want to go into trading. When I asked her the nature of the business, she said, she wants to deal on selling rice, beans, yams, groundnut oil, etc. I now suggested that it will not be a problem, but she has to look for somebody who is already in the business so as to understudy the person for atleast 1month. She refused, saying that without her understudying anybody, that she can still make it. I told her that my reason of suggesting to her to understudy somebody was that, i wanted her to be selling in wholesale. My plan was to give like N1.5million. I told her, i cannot just release N1.5million to her for a business that she did not learn. I told her that N1.5million is not a small money. Brethren, that was why up til now, i have not opened the business for her.

My children's school fees is over N650,00 per term for the 3 kids. I provide for feeding. My wife does not want to do anything as to assist me in the family. I give her money for her hair, cream, bathing soap, panties and clothing. Im really getting tired. My salary does not carry the family again because of too much expenses.

Another problem now is, my wife's dressing is nothing to write home about. She dresses as if she is in her late 60s. I have complained to her on several occasion that i dont like the way she dresses, but each time i bring up the issue, she will get angry. People around, have meeting my sisters to tell them that my wife does not dress well as somebody that has gone to the university. Even in my house, my wife only tires wrapper. Nothing in her again attracts me to her. Infact, for the past 3 months, i have not slept with her. I sleep in the parlour while she sleeps in the bed room.

Else, i forget, my wife delibrately "took in" again since July last year. This is after we agreed that the 3 kids that we already have is enough. Her method is, each time i remind her of what to do as to be assisting me in the family, she will delibrately "take in".

My wife, went to the university but she cannot speak simple and correct english. She cannot write application letter. She cannot teach my kids who are in primary 2 and 5 respectively. I pay a lesson teacher N30,000 monthly for my kids but my wife is at home doing nothing. Since we got married, my wife has not sent me text message on her phone more than 3times. The ones that she sent, my brothers, there are lots of gramatical blunders. When i confronted her with the text message, she could not say anything. I was checking for some documents in my room last week, and i came across an application that my wife wrote to submit to a private school where she wants to teach. When i saw the letter, believe me, my brothers, one of my kids that is in primary 5 cannot write such rubbish.

What i thought she was before i married her, is not what she is. I cannot take her out for an occassion because she may embarrase me by her conduct in the public. I need a divorce but the problem now is, i did i court wedding with her. What should i do? Im confused.

op u knew she can't speak English right frm d 1st day u told her "hi" but u felt she ll pick up.
U also knew her dress sense wasn't up to par but u thought she ll learn n with money all will b sorted.

As for not going back to school, u can only encourage n not force her.

as for bizness u did well by not releasing such amt. Even if she has a hustling spirit start with minute capital n watch how she turns d money over.

as for tying wrapper lol lol take it upon ur sef to take her to shop for hone wears, casuals n outing wears at least u ll choose something to ur taste.

As for getting preggy....now u knw d tricks. Keep ur own calendar n get a nurse to teach u abt female timings. Or use a condom.
Pls go back to ur matrimonial bed n dance ur kerewa. U r entitled to it.
Make ur sef happy.


None of ur reason is justified for divorce. Unless u hav other things up ur sleeves

HarveySpecter1:
Initially, I thought you were advising the OP to allow her keep her salary for her own upkeep and hair.

In order to avoid trouble in the home, I think there should be fixed items that each partner should be responsible for. I strongly believe that women should contribute substantially to the home. They should also develop some sense of responsibility. Their salary shouldn't be for them only

. Conditions could change at anytime.

well every1 has deir own beliefs n ways of implementing dem.
also it should b a method dey can implement on d long run.
So d op n pple reading will choose n test that which he's comfortable with.

If I tell u d method dat works for me in my home u ll be surprised. Same way im shocked some days when my hubby tell me some of d discussions his friends have about how dey manage finances in their homes.

[quote author=maysimsimple post=52501041][/quote] 190k. I sabi spend money ooooo but if na me na for my account dat money go cool till I knw what to do with it.
instagram n show off no gree girls get better sense

kaboninc:
I have hope ohhh

There is hope lol.
Jus be real and blunt in ur dealings with ur partner to avoid misconceptions. .....but also be conscientious n generous when u can.
never loose ur common sense.

HarveySpecter1:
I really love to learn from married folks but I would like to understand what you mean by this.

I read where d op said he earns more than his wife.
so she has a salary. She can take money from there to make her hair, buy undies, buy sanitary needs.
but naturally women do buy house stuff from her money. For instance if she needs fruits she should buy for herself n pple at home not waiting for the man to come to buy simple stuffs like dat.

That doesn't mean she shouldn't have savings. For use when d man is in a tight corner or incase of emergencies

overcomer123:
How do couples with different spending patterns cope

my partner is driving me crazy, we have been fighting about everything that has to do with money, she is kinda of lavish and i am prudent. It is really frustrating, she sees me as a miser. She has this idea the higher the cost the more quality, but i know this is not necessary the case. at least from experience, i know how people inflate prices , i try to spend on actual value. I have sat her down and explained to her. How we should nt waste, she promises to change but next thing she is back to the basics.

I also think i may be partially responsible for this, during our courtship, i use to lavish her with very expensive gifts. which to me shd nt be a crime, I wasnt spending beyond my means and there is nothing wrong in giving your woman some exclusive treats once in a while what now bothers me is she expects the cinderella story will continue forever.

There was a day the argument got so intense, she began to say very uncool stuff, on hw she know i hate spending on her and always complain. i really felt hurt. She never looks at the big picture, it is always the most expensive stuff she wants, whenever we do anything.

Our counseling was rushed and proper attention wasnt given to finances and all, everyone just believes she is a well behaved girl. We just got married, I really dont know how i missed this earlier during courtship, but it really causing alot of whahala in our home. The funny part is most of this so called expenses are usually to be solely footed by me. My wife has not for one day called me to say she too will contribute this amount for this or that. I dont complain, or expect, where i have problem is when i decide to pay and she complains it is nt good enough. Am sure if her money was involved she would understand what i mean.

Currently i earn more than her, i found a temporary solution which is to keep her out of the financial decisions, Whenever. i want to buy stuff for the house I dont consult her anymore, i just go and buy the stuff and return home showing her i bought it, instead of the normal asking her which is better and she picks and we begin to fight and argue. This is temporal and actually not the best but what can i do? The fights are just getting to me.

When we started i used to expose her to how much I had and all and plans to maybe get a land and all and maybe start bulding. She knows how much i earn and all. but i dont think she is matured to handled some of these things. And i guess cos she knows of the money available (my saivngs) this is why she just goes for the most expensive and all and just acts lavish.

I had to lie to her that i was scammed of several of millions through MMM to make her forget about the available cash.

Just imagine the rubbish i have to go through.

See me see whahala , me and my own wife again.

Is anyone dating a partner with an opposite spending habit.

Can you share and let me learn how you overcame this problem.

@op u av to calm down a little. Try to make a mental pix or calculation of the basic important spending u guys make in a month. By this I mean feeding.

also calculate wat u spend on luxury.

Table it n show her.

Ask her how she thinks d money will flow when d kids start coming.

Ask her how u guys would b able to build ur own house n houses for rent

ask her jow u guys would b able to hav health n emergency savings

ask her how u guys can b able to create plan B businesses

ask het how u both can fund vacations.

When she answer finish wether gud or bad pls remind her dat timea are hard. And tell her
1. how much u ll b giving her for house upkeep.
2. How much u ll b giving her as pocket money (just a tease...like awuff)

3. Her salary is for her upkeep n hair.
But during festivities n birthday n anniversary u go dey giv am money as it pleases u.

verily I say unto u, soon she may get advice abt stopping u from buying foodstuffs n such.
Dat na her department n apriko is allowed.
Even my hubby knws I do apiriko in market list n he uses it to tease me.
When we started some times he ll withold things frm me. After throwing tantrum I ll couple myself. Yrs down he told me he was testing n training me on how to forfeit during lack. Im grateful for dat.

But seriously be firm in ur financial management if not na she go first tell u how u dey lazy wen ur mates r hustling.

sorry for boring long post

ogunbekun:
For egg Health:
Black Cohosh (Day 1-10)
Maca
COQ10
Royal Jelly
Soy isoflavones (maybe substituted with soya beans). Start day 3 for 5 days
Wild Yam (this promotes twins). Also heard Cassanovum supports twins. i will say, just eat fufu and garri. That is the staple which makes twins rampant in Nigeria. We even enter research because of this.
Eat Greens

Since eggs take 3 months to produce, any herbs should be used for 3 months to produce high quality eggs.

nice info




congrats to all the mums that got deir bfp. I receive my awesome bundles of joy in Jesus name, Amen

Loisemm:
Mamakendra, I don't know if the 30tabs m2tone and the 20tabs own are one and the same o. They should be sha. Probably diff brands or manufacturers or just packaging.

Abeg ooo, you and my other sabi ppl cc: Ripvanwink , frankdoho , Donatee , Adiahaakwaibom , Pweetymii n other lovely mamas.
We have gone to do two additional tests o. Semen analysis SFA and Vaginal swab HVS. Will go for 2 others next month.
Help us interprete and give advice pls.

SFA
...
Time of collection- 17:25 hrs
Time of examination- 18:20hrs
Volume - 1.0ml
Viscosity - Viscid
PH- 8.0
Mean progressive motility- 60%
Total sperm count- 21 million spermatozoa
Abnormal swollen head- 21%
Tail defect- 20%
Normal cells- 70%
WBC : 3-5/hpf
Reference count: >20million /ml

CULTURE- Scanty Coliform Spp isolated


...….....….............…............
HVS
Epith cells : 1-2/hpf
Pus cells: 3-6/hpf
Others: Nil

CULTURE: Scanty Coliform Spp isolated

Thanks o in advance...

sperm count borderline normal, the progressively active n the normal cell count is good.
mild infection noted....presence of Coliforms, pus cells

They shld also giv the sensitivity pattern.


Merry Christmas n a babyfull 2017. Meanwhile this few days of 2016 will b some 1 bfp. Amen.

sorry for my absence. Im jus trying to free my head frm all worries

Pavore9:
Though am not presently residing in Nigeria but my work gives me access to a wider range of fruits than obtainable back home.

One can make exception for fruits not grown in Nigeria but importing juices of orange, mango, pawpaw etc is a no no.

Based on experience, a good number of what we regard as "foreign fruits" can actually do we.ll in some parts of Nigeria but unfortunately we have forced ourselves to believe it is not possible.

True

Pavore9:
Most of those imported juice are a serious risk to health though l personally do not buy juice off the shelf as l prefer juicing mine.

what about the fruits that r not produced in nigeria? Like cranberry? Correct me if im wrong

Where is the Regent of Unwana? Princess Alu Ibiam food don dorn. Dem don dash ya moto to persom

a woman can't be a traditional ruler. The ass licking eye servicing men supporting u won't like this

Still Observing. ....

wexyee:
good news if its turn out to be true...... But the source no be correct source

Its a fact. Was at d mill 2wks ago. 3 species were up for grabs. 6509, 7500 n 8500 per Bushel.

I guess bulk buyers had some discount

TINALETC3:
I no dey ar doing dia job bt we ar al humans and I blive we al hv conscience, Med. Docs. Shud pls learn 2 pity dia patients

Is it d medical doctor dat opens d folder? Or reords staff?
meanwhile d nurses own d ward so ita d nurses dat handle d patient b4 drawing d drs attention.
Or is dis same dr the chief md or chairman hospital board?

Anyway na dr dem go call

This is soooo on point! !!! I dunno who nicķnamed those shiii toilet infection.

Over d yrs I lost my voice trying to explain ders nothing like toilet infection.......

in d end I thinkbit was a name used to tone down stigmatisation of d disease STI

Female genital infection does more harm than good. Instead of nicknaming it jus culture d swab n get treated both d female n her patner nbuse c condoms during d treatment.

Youngpo413:
is your ass that big?

Stop quoting me with rubbish schizophrenic questions

msewww

CecyAdrian:
Only 1 million naira?? What kind of man is that!!

abi he mistook it for 1million dollar abi pounds?

Abi he forget naira don devalue to nothingness
Infact he shld sue his lawyer for misleading him

emeijeh:
1million naira only for damages?
Oga, na recession we dey o

too meagre. Uba should get over themselves already. This is not the 1st money disappears in their care.
D bank sabi Rob pple

Sunnymatey:
Some men are not just qualified to be call men, they are she-male. Its unfortunate the woman is suffering for someone else sin.

The kids suffering too

Herlyne:
you people do it all the time, so this one you've come to the realization that it's not good anymore, I'm happy for you.


It doesn't take one glance dear, love at first sight is what you're thinking and it doesn't always work. Most of the time

Nne most times its not love at 1st sight. But appreciation at 1st sight. If I look at a guy n he's not appealing n he's talking all d vibes.......straight to friendzone unless miracle happen lol or he's got inner substance n personaluty dat appeals to me then I consider changing my mind lol
lol its all twisted

ChangeIsCostant:
very irrelevant miracle

The sunshine in dat state can boil indomie. So.....

U r ryt. Grossly irrelevant. Are we going to drink hot water?
When Jesus turned water to wine der was urgent need. Even most pple dat drank it didn't know how d wine came abt.

I dont blame my lecturer dat refers to suh as "ceremonial magic"

Eyor1:
I copied that from Naij... . I'm not the originator.

pls look for more to copy.
The pastor's wife dat was murdered by muslim youths nko?
The pregnant woman who was killed durin religious crises yr ago n her tummy sliced open with her fetus nko?

The ones u wrote about are suspected criminals. What about innocent people who met d same fate? Especially during religious crises, land disputes n herdsmen invasion

However I do not support jungle justice dat involves killing. Some deserve it but I cant take life n soil my handa wit dirty blood

prettythicksme:
Op,i wont lie cos all liar will go to hell fire. Me and hard to get are like bread and butter and i have never regrt playing d shii.#teamphtg

hahahaha hard to get na me get am A1. But if I ll date u when im ready I ll let u knw frm d start. Jus a lil time to get my mind in sync.

If I see d 1 wey no go work I say from day1. No time

It always worked for me shaa.
Now my hard to play games n my hubbys 007 stalking of the past is a huge comic relief wen we start yabbing each other