₦airaland Forum

Painfulife:
If you don't have anything sensible to write. Pls go and get some sleep

hey Mr man... look dats d truth... some dude like u whom I knw very well is proud to be straight.. all thanks to jungle justice.

Gayism can be corrected!




Just strip d niqqa out in d street and do jungle justice on him.... just whipping from all and sundry.. any type of stick is allowed..



Nw tell me why Dat demon won't flee? Just tell me.

itzhanie001:
Oh God! Steven Johnson Syndrome! Thank God she survived it.

babe abeg which one is Steven Johnson syndrome again na

Let us stop spraying naira in parties and events.


Naira will rise

Ddnt u read what I wrote? U need tretinoin.. not dat..

The bride price is entirely different from oda marriage rites... chei u go buy cartons of beer tire

U need tretinoin!

pinkpebbles:
. Dt wud b epic

hehe. Funny as it seems buh it happens.. ..


So just take ur time pebbles...

pinkpebbles:
Yeaa, I would giv it time. Buh If I dont feel dt fire, shud I leave?

yes of course u should... u dnt want to meet ur soulmate just after u got married to d wrong guy

I'm very particular abt d babe i'm gona marry.. I may just be all joking and easy buh as we converse, I note down these salient characteristics and see if she is worthy enuf to answer my surname.

Odiegwu....

Oh cmon.. dnt be a loser, u r d one dats graduated here and already workin.. u got more class Dan any oda guy she will date in her uni.. so chill. Remind her of that.. a girl can't just see a workin class dude and offer to continue datin some guy who's still a kid..

Well I wouldn't say u should call it quits cuz love is like a seed that germinates and grows into smth big with time...


At Dat stage u dnt need to rush into marriage with him yet, I believ he should do more in making u see reasons why u should love him more instead of askin u to marry him... den when the love has blossomed, u can go ahead and marry him...

I'm a very simple guy... so tall or short dnt matter to me

I think it's only those who are broke and single that do all these

Na so dem go postpone this gas flaring bullshitt till thy kingdom come.

ireneony:
Nice one...
Just d way mtn shade etisalat

mtn no reach where etisalat dey...

Lol thank God for once, it's not in Nigeria

Mrford:
I swear children of this days are too disobedient.

dey dnt even greet their elders when passin on d road... u will walk past a small child, dey will not even say anythn... chei..


Mother's why? Why? Why?

I so much concur with Dat bae..


Like seriously why give a fvck abt what she thinks if she catches me fvcking anoda babe

Like i"v not made any vows to her so what the heck!

Lwkmd....

Estharfabian:
LoL!


We could only BUT dream.
Finding a guy in "NIGERIA" That's not so freaked Up about football is like Looking for a needle in a haystack! It's ALMOST impossible.


Can't date a football junkie tho....Mbanu!

u have one as a friend already na

No money in d country indeed

forexbinary:
Haba Baba wey Ur conscience nah?

whr did u forget ur sanity? Can't u understand dat i'm just bein mischievous? Mchew!

I concur!

Use needle and thread and tighten it na. Phew

Maka gini? D krase Don strong reach like dat?

yetseyi:
I don't think a 14year old is too old to be spanked although I m not an advocate of beating but sometimes it does reset the brain to default, ejecting all that stuff that is making her disobey her parents.

She should be able to listen to simple instructions, its not too much to ask her not to paint her nails, its not too much to ask her to help your mum.

Continue talking to her and she should please discard that boyfriend before something happens. A lot of times when these small girls begin to have boyfriends they lose respect for those in authority. She should not give her elderly parents HBP.

Times have changed sha. I have noticed this trend, a lot of children born 2000 upward seem to be quite disobedient, some parents are having a tough time with these kids, listen to simple instructions they wont.

let us blame modernization... they feel u are an old cargo..

martyns303:
There is everything wrong in painting her nails, wanted to take my lil sis out once, and she went and put lip gloss on, although there was nothing wrong with it, but I had her clean it up nicely " Lolo (her nickname) do u think the lip gloss is necessary?" she got the message that I don't approve of it and she wiped it off. It's all about how u relate with them.

dats a nice way of correcting.. not beating a girl because she is wearin lip gloss, dang! She will continously do it over again.. I like ur approach towards Dat.. it's very very goood.

Woooow.. i"m touched already.. look at a girl who went Tru hurdles, trials and frustrations in life...


To me, I see her as CNN's number 1.....


But if u tell a Nigerian reporter to go to sambisa nw, he/she will just divert to kaduna and say he/she is in sambisa..