₦airaland Forum

Naah.. I delete stuff from my fone almost everyday. Including chat records..

ibehKachukwu:
Them dey use theodolite dey find oil?

Only in my country. Lwkmd

they are doing mapping na





Or u want to see the explosives being used to send signals into the earth?

If only I can be one of the firing squad.

Thunder will fire Buhari if he doesn't find Oil in the north!

Small girl..

annnikky:
u know i cant tell u d@ here

lol alright let's discuss dat on a date

E be like say na halfricanadian d op dey talk abt

annnikky:
U know is vise versa so both parties lie to each other

lol dah means u and I are good culprits.


So tell me, what's the funniest lie u ever told a guy?

I agree with the first commenter.

Yes.

Can't wait to be a father

It's funny how these diagrams are not actually what is seen in reality...

Lwkmd.

And aliyah was damn sexy then... too bad death just takes away pretty ladies

Estharfabian:


it's actually super cute!


Baby bump on fleek...

I knw u will like this.



Wait until u see d male version

Mchew. Breast that have already sagged with stretchmark everywhere

So what next? U want to have a date with her?

I see break ups as a good thing u know



More like an advantage.



Maybe none of my exes have been d ones that initiated the break up hence my opinion.


I'm just waitn for a lady to be d one to initiate it leme knw wat it actually feels like

I've got trust issues with the ladies, so I try to stay single.




I think u should do same.

Urrgh! Why would u even think of using a woman's bathing sponge in the first place?



Fifty shades of gross!

We can kiss but not have sex


This is the most hilarious statement i've ever heard

Black girls rock!

I really don't think she can change if she doesn't wish to.

Godemcee:
if nt because of dumb Africa mentality I don't mind adopting

look no one is forcing u doing any gadamn thing..

Since marriage is not a must, why then is it a must for u to have a baby mama and kids out of wedlock?

Wats wrong with relationships of nowadays. I just don't seem to get it

No. Exercise does. And eating right!

It's Illegal to name a dog Buhari



But it's legal to siphon millions of govt funds

I rather have sex with an olosho Dan do do dat wit a step sister.