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7 years from now.

Oliviaarims:
Lol. Ban indeed!

olivia come make I ask u, u don fvck before? no lie

Look u woman, u don't start a relationship with lies ok. He has every gadamn right to call if off based on his experiences in the past. So u shouldn't judge him..




Most times a lot of lie to our partners to make dem think we ain't bad. Am not ashamed to tell any girl out there who I wish to enter a relationship with how many babes i'v fvcked, or whatever sexual history i'v been indulged in in the past and I won't judge her either.


If he's gona think u are a prostitutte for sleeping with three men in ur past den that is his fvcking problem. U both never knew back den so I really dnt see any reason why u should lie abt that.


If u have fvcked a thousand men, what business is his abt that? Dats why I really dnt like to ask ladies abt their exes or talk abt my past too. We ain't even living in it so that chapter has to be damn closed.



Now, there is no need crying over spilt milk. If he doesn't want anything u do with u again, there are a lot of goooood nairaland guys in here who would be willing to "you knw"


I did not mention myself oooo. Hmmm

Hmmm.... deliver ke. So some ladies cannor cook sef.

See money Choi..

vizkiz:
bro, I had a nightmare on this issue last night. I saw all my babes closing their cookie jar. This can't happen, as as how? !!!

hahahhahhhahahhahhaha.... imagine the conconbility.. if I be mod, I go just ban her one year for dat...

onstelly:
Hahaha practice makes perfect abi alright

yesssssssssssssss . Just relax wen he tries to kiss u in public next time ok. Damn the whole world

Original gobe

An agadi nwanyi can't be this silly to put on a gele like this.




person who photoshopped this isn't skilled

Please u guys should stop lying... especially the op

He has to be shot at his prick too.. can't stand and watch a side boob rotten away..

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Baba I hail o!

She say make our babes dey keep cookie jar closed. Imagine! [/color]

person wey don giv her boyfrnd the cookie.. come dey tell our babes not give us the cookie too.


She is Boko haram. She has to be crucified

falconey:
The op should be arrested.

and jailed mehn.. for life.

Julietcutie:
lol too bad for her... but we females don't know how to talk actually especially to an angry guy

smth like this




Useless man, shameless man. Come and beat me if u are a man. I said come and beeat me.. useless man...

Two minutes later


It's only weak men that Raise their hands on women.. wicked man.. God will punish u.. u must kill me today.

All these long talk just to ask for forgiveness.

sinaj:
Lol funny


Sometimes I dnt feel any pity for a girl wen they get beaten up coz their bad mouth alone can drive one crazy




But the man would av just walked away from the scene instead of retaliating.
walking away can prevent lots of drama.



if the lady had fainted when he hit her back, the story wud surely change against him.


Some women wahala too much sha

That's why I just find it difficult living with a girl for long as roommate.

its very hard for two girls to live in peace unda d same roof

I can never forget my frnd toks2008 when I see posts like this.






It's so laughable to think that a man will not retaliate in public when a woman humiliates him by giving him a dirty slap, not even once, but twice, thrice etc.


And yes, he will be branded a weakling if he didn't teach her a lesson by the same women who say men aren't men who beat women. She got wat she deserved..

juhan:
you like food ehn

yes. Good food. Come to fb

onstelly:
Hehehehe now that's a huge one, oh Gawd and my parent gonna be there, till then Sha

why not practice now befor den

The people who ar advising u, I only wish they practice what they preach.



Eliba, u wana have fun rhai? Please go and hav fun. Hav a boyfrnd, hav sex with condom, a lot of kisses, enjoy ur life... experience all the romance, be free with your self. Do the things u always wanted to do. Life's short. Be happy.




Remember, everyone is a sinner.

We hav food! And we can eat . GLORY be to Jah, Amen.

They forgot to attach a naval personnel too soldiers don't swim

Tuale for the Nigerian Police.





To that man who allegedly "killed" his banker wife


It's very unfortunate that you are a citizen of Nigeria

Pls dnt say!

anochuko01:
its funny how they all ignored this

I swear. I wonder who invented dat gesture and called it romantic. Maybe the man who invented it had a physically challenged wife who lost both hands and she found all these things sweeet..

juhan:
urmm i dunno. What do you want me to give you?

food

Dont start what you can't Finish...this includes giving out a false impression of who you are, lying, being pretentious. Feel free to show your anger, don't suck it all up and then one day everything erupts and you get him running for cover and totally away from you. Don't come off as a meek lamb when in actual fact you're a lioness. If he can tame you, all well and good, but be real.

*Ask all the Necessary Questions, if need be. Yes. Don't go about presuming anything. In most cases, when we assume we know, it all just boomerangs in our face and we find out how disillusioned we've always been. When eventually, you find out for sure, it might be a little too late, so make sure you're kept in the know of what's relevant. Ask away!

its quite unfortunate most ladies do not ask deep questions..

Shout out to all the guys out there who know how best to make a woman "feeel lik a woman"


Cc: naijaboiy, ronald4lif, falconey, pbs4real, vizkiz

onstelly:
I love it! But definitely not in the public nah haba

lol ok so u tell me u won't kiss ur man on ur wedding day? Huh?

Wtf! Hw can u be at an age where ur supposed to be a fully grown man and ur still takin orders from ur dad..


No offence buh he should just go and sit down..

onstelly:
Yes I can, the hard part is the kissing stuff. It's a no no for me

lol. Dnt u like kissing?