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DON'T YOU JUST LIKE SATURDAY AFTERNOON LIES ON NAIRALAND?

THEY ARE VERY RELAXING. TRY IT.

To all the haters and harbingers of #fake news including FFKFOOD4DANCE, you goofed big time!
Nice maneuver TVC and Radio Continental crew, you got the haters to make your station trend FREE OF CHARGE!
See haters eating humble pies.

Fake news!!!

PDP and fake news are like 5 and 6.

Soaking garri before going to bed is dangerous.

Wait! Wait!! I said wait!!! OP, What about Peter Fayose?

Right there! Poly Ibadan!!!

Now I understand the THUGnor appellation. Nothing to add.

OP carry on!

Op, she has deducted the money you promised her to make her hair first.
The remaining balance is the watery soup. Just manage it like that.

Always keep your promises, women don't forget them no matter how long.

Check out the expression on the face of Erdogan in the first picture. The guy seems to be saying :

"Are you sure he's a president? I mean a real country?"

Next time you are with him, choose the right moment to discuss this issue with him.

He is probably one those absent minded guys or He is so self assured of your love that he doesn't think love needs to be nurtured. Either way, he can be made to change. Don't leave him on that account, go get your man.

All reasonable Nigerians must condemn the wanton destruction of public property to wit: the school. It's unwarranted .


Meanwhile, thumbs up gor the brave students from up north all the same for peppering dem teachers.


I am especially happy to see Northerners finally challenging the ideas they live by and asking questions.

It's wrong to attribute all vestiges of oppression by their leaders like glaring poverty; debilitating illiteracy; lack of basic social infrastructures;economic backwardness, unemployment as the will of God. Or to regard those leading them as having been placed in authority by God.

I look forward to many more of them asking the "why" questions of their leaders and following up with more "whys" until something happens.

janellemonae:
Olodo. Smh.

Brainiac, open your eyes and you will see clearly... more than words can convey.
i repeat, Okorochs has moved a chess piece!

Why must the Super Eagles play friendly match with England each time we qualify for the World Cup? Have guy noticed that each time we play friendlies with them, we end up doing badly at the World?

I would have said the English team are purveyors of bad luck for the Supet Eagles but then their wicked Embassy people may be reading this and not grant my Visa application.

Let NFF try Brazil, France, Portugal or Argentina for a change biko.

This can only be the outcome of research conducted by an armchair analyst in London. Any analysis based data collected from fictitious people who have never been to Nigeria would only result in such jaundiced and laughable conclusion.

Based on objective analysis, ladies let us be honest, Lagos affords women more security than capitals like Mogadishu in Somalia; Damascus in Syria; Baghdad in Iraq; Riyadh in Saudi Arabia; Nouakchott in Mauritania; Juba in Southern Sudan; Khartoum in Sudan etc.

OP, you mean 57 Calendar years?

Nah, taking the way he reasons and writes on national discourses as premises, the obvious conclusion is that he is something close to...7 years in age.

Gloves off! Claws out! Gbam!

Savagery properly defined.

Okorocha 1- Omojuwa Nil

Wake me up when Omojuwa gets his dutch courage up to respond and even the score.

Peeps, Is this one of the topics where it is appropriate to use the popular refrain "touch not my anointed"?

OK then, "touch not my anointed"

But, erm... who is the "anointed" here? And, who is committing the "touchery" between these fellas? So confusing!

[quote author=Explorers post=61482983]This is the moment a New York man was caught on camera hailing a taxi to leave the scene of a car crash while his trapped female friend burned to death nearby.


The footage shows Saeed Ahmed asking a taxi driver in the middle of a highway if he can get a ride just moments after crashing his car on in Brooklyn on Friday night.


The video, which was shot by a witness and obtained by ABC7, shows his car engulfed in flames in the background.


His passenger, Harleen Grewel, 25, was pronounced dead at the scene after her charred body was found in the front passenger seat by firefighters at the scene.



Ahmad was allegedly weaving in and out of traffic on the Brooklyn-Queens Expressway before his 2007 Infiniti G35 hit a barrier.



He is said to have escaped the burning wreckage before flagging down the taxi to take him to hospital, leaving Grewel behind in the burning car.



Saeed was later arrested at a hospital where he was being treated for burns to his arms and legs following the crash.


Ahmad's father has since said he doesn't know what his son was thinking fleeing the scene of the horror crash.


'I don't know what happened yet, I need to see him, talk to him, find out what happened,' Mohammad Azam told the New York Daily News.





He was charged with criminally negligent homicide, leaving the scene of an accident, aggravated unlicensed operation of a vehicle and over speeding.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4983614/Moment-driver-hails-taxi-flee-New-York-car-crash.html

What is it with Americans and cameras?

I concede that what the driver of the car did is heartless and beastly.

The eye witness saw nothing wrong in taking the pictures of the burning vehicle and the want-away driver instead of helping the poor girl?

Instead of callously taking pictures to sell to ABC network, he could have: 1. Stopped cars and ask for assistance with fire extinguishers 2. Called the local fire service 3. Called the police 4. Alerted other first Responders to the scene.

sotall:
Can someone point to a law in the Nigerian constitution that says oloshoism is a crime.

If not ,why arrest them ?

Case of misplaced priority.

FACT CHECK: By a community reading of the provisions of sections 223, 224 and 225 of the Criminal Code, prostitution is a crime in Nigeria.

gmaribel:
If you realize how Donald Trump against all odds shocked America.....I don't think you would find this move funny.

Erm... Donald Trump did not really shock Americans, Russia did.

Peter Fayose's only similarity with Trump is never-ending supply comic relief in the political space in Nigeria.

Fayose's presidential ambition is a joke and he knows it. It is merely a ploy or gimmick to escape the SURE onslaught from the EFCC and other anti corruption agencies after his immunity ends in July, 2018. Fayose's strategy is to use the media and the Courts to buy time from July, 2018 till the end of Buhari's tenure.

Allegations like "the anti corruption agencies are after me because I am interested in Buhari's job", "they want my hide for opposing Buhari's government policies during my tenure as a Governor" "they want to jail me because I am a Christian and a Yoruba leader who opposed the northern hegemony"

He will seek injunctions to restrain any probe of allegations of crimes (money laundering, embezzlement of public fund, conspiracy to commit treason etc) committed by him before he escaped to the Government House 3 years ago and those he committed whilst in the Government House. He will be found guilty, jailed and eventually become the president of Kirikiri maximum security prison.

Okorocha just moved a very critical chess piece in the game! To think we've all been underestimating this man! Respect to all masters of the political game.

She-male alert! She-male alert!! She-male alert!!! Nairaland's resident She-male has come out of the closet!

Stalker alert! You are not in love with him but obsessed with him for a wrong reason. He is not your late childhood sweetheart. Take heed of his warning. You are scaring the poor boy out of his wits as it is already.

Revolutionary. Food for thought...

This little girl's parents need to collect her phone and ground her immediately!

There is something a tard immoral and a veritable dereliction of duty on the part of her parents to allow a minor such as this here little girl express such an irresponsible and highly demeaning view of any self respecting lady on twitter.

Congrats girl! You are trending! Got your day in the spotlight at last!

Come to think of it your so called "innovative idea" is Oloshoism 2.0. That market has been around since the beginning of civilization.

You didn't go on twitter to sell any new idea called "pretend date" for cash. It's been around in Nigeria for a while. It is called "escort service".

For an escort, you are VERY cheap. This leads inexorably to main reason you put your picture and information out there. You are either a front for ritualists, kidnappers or robbers. You need a real job. An honest job that generates an enobling pay!

I am told make-up artists make tidy bundles these days.

So needy! An unemployed lady with entitlement complex (apologies,had to be said, no disrespect intended).
It is unbelievable that after 3 years of dating the same guy you have not been able to decipher the best way (time, mood, occasion) to get your man to part with some cash for your needs. Let me give it to you straight; you lack communication skills! And, you will be the only girl i have come across who confuses lack of communication skills with personal pride. Keep it up!

I think this is a debate no man can win and no woman can lose.
Men have been losing the same argument for centuries.
In recent years, women have even changed the narrative to; its "our money" if you make more money than she does, its "her money" if she makes more money than you and STILL"her money" if you jointly make the money and you must seek her consent to buy even a bottle of beer!

The hitherto highly revered term "Pastor" has taken the toga of a mere honorific which any slowpoke can affect these days to repress his followers. Imagine this man after taking his congregation's money as tithe and bought himself an idiotic toy turns around to mock them by calling them fools?

Attention hugging at its lowest ebbs. I am still searching for the humor in the silly tweet. If the guy is bored, he should tag team his mirror!

Only a perfect being can serve a perfect God. We are all but weak flesh seeking perfection under His mercy. Have mercy, merciful God, The chilled bottles of beer and the hot sun are clearly the villains here!