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Education / Re: Breaking!!! House Of Reps To Scrap The NYSC Program by DonCandido(f): 3:34am On Jan 23, 2022 |
As usual...
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Education / Re: Nasa’s $1 Billion Space Probe Sends Back Photos Of Flying Spaghetti Monster by DonCandido(f): 3:31am On Jan 23, 2022 |
This is beginning to make sense! Yesterday morning, l was having a plate of spaghetti; when suddenly the wormy stuff shifted shape and formed the words M-O-N-S-T-E-R. I couldn't believe my eyes people. Then, I blinked and looked again it has shifted shape again and formed the name of the president of a famous African country! My experience just showed that it's legit aliens are real and are already in Nigeria. 2 Likes
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Politics / Re: I Am No Longer In Partisan Politics - Obasanjo To PDP Leaders by DonCandido(f): 10:13pm On Jan 22, 2022 |
Wickettt!
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Education / Re: Abdulmalik Tanko: School Proprietor Who Killed 5-year-old Hanifa Abubakar Pleads by DonCandido(f): 9:02pm On Jan 22, 2022 |
Heaven just gained a beautiful "Angel Hanifa" into its fold. It stands to reason therefore, that Satan and his Demons in Hell should gain a "Demon Tanko" too! On behalf of myself and other Nairalanders, we earnestly appeal to the government of Kano state to cut ALL red tapes to ensure that this Demon is sent off URGENTLY to meet his appointment. Nous Vous Aimons Hanifa!!!
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Politics / Re: PDP Governors, Ayu, Saraki, Obi, Others Storm Lagos, Receive Defected APC Group by DonCandido(f): 8:08pm On Jan 22, 2022 |
Awon Customer daada! 3 Likes 1 Share
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Politics / Re: Dapo Abiodun: Ogun State Has Highest Number Of Yahoo Yahoo Boys by DonCandido(f): 1:50pm On Jan 22, 2022 |
The Governor should know what he is talking about, afterall one of his special advisers -who is now in jail in the US- is a top honcho of the Yahoo Yahoo enterprise. Governor Abiodun and Ogun state have the unique honour of being the governor and state where Yahoo Yahoo and governance merged. 1 Like
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Religion / Re: Indians Queue Up To Worship Calf Born With 3 Eyes & 4 Nostrils (Pix) by DonCandido(f): 4:36pm On Jan 19, 2022 |
PAGAN9JA: And Christian worship figurines and an absent god. |
Romance / Re: Woman Embarrasses Boyfriend After Catching Him With Sidechic, Collects Shoes by DonCandido(f): 3:14am On Jan 16, 2022 |
Holy molly, I bought the sweat shirt!
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Romance / Re: Two Teenagers Beat Up Exposed Boyfriend For Secretly Dating Two Of Them (video) by DonCandido(f): 3:11am On Jan 16, 2022 |
The Rise and Fall of a romeo.
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Career / Re: Baba-Aji Mamman Refunds N11 Million Unearned Father's Salaries To Yobe State by DonCandido(f): 5:10pm On Jan 14, 2022 |
Slurity: Stop talking without thinking my friend! We know it is not everyone that is capable of cognitive reasoning. You are excused, you are not obligated to participate.
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Career / Re: Baba-Aji Mamman Refunds N11 Million Unearned Father's Salaries To Yobe State by DonCandido(f): 4:39pm On Jan 14, 2022 |
Rubby09: 1. Nothing noble about his belated instruction. 2. He committed a crime and escaped to the other. 3. He selfishly made his family suffer to raise money to pay for his crime. 4. He wrongfully thought sainthood could be purchased with Naira. 5. His family indulged him in his crazy last wish. They should bury their heads in shame. Nothing to celebrate. |
Politics / Re: Photo: BBC- Throwback Image Of Asiwaju Bola Tinubu by DonCandido(f): 12:54pm On Jan 14, 2022 |
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Politics / Re: Orji Uzor Kalu Disgraces Himself On Arise TV by DonCandido(f): 10:02am On Jan 14, 2022 |
YorubaKing: Tribalistic vermin. 1 Like
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Politics / Re: Orji Uzor Kalu Disgraces Himself On Arise TV by DonCandido(f): 5:50am On Jan 14, 2022 |
Almaigaa: We have tried a farmer, a drunk, a herdsman. Maybe a spare part seller is the game changer we have been waiting for? Abeg, leave him alone. 25 Likes 2 Shares
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Politics / Re: Photo: BBC- Throwback Image Of Asiwaju Bola Tinubu by DonCandido(f): 5:44am On Jan 14, 2022 |
That's a photoshop photograph of Tinubu by BBC. That's not the Jagaban at all for the following reasons: 1. The Tinubu we know is at least 7 feet tall and that's a dwarf in the picture. 2. The ears of the man in this picture is smaller, Tinubu's ears is like a BAT's that's why we call him "BAT". 3. If you look between the top of the hose and shorts, you will see that the exposed skin is white. This means that the picture is actually of a white person. 4. Furthermore, if you observe the wristwatch closely, you will notice that it is not a designer wristwatch and it was worn on the left wrist. Tinubu only wears diamond encrusted designer wristwatches on his right hand. 5. Lastly and most importantly, former governor of Osun State Bisi Akande is not in the picture. Where Tinubu is, Akabde must surely be there for political and moral support even on a football field! Shame on you BBC, jealousy, jealousy is killing you!
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Politics / Re: Shehu Sani Abuse Those That Want To Know Real Age Of TINUBU by DonCandido(f): 5:19am On Jan 14, 2022 |
The "Governator" of the twitter constituency at it again. Someone should tell Sanni that we already have AY and Basketmouth for intermission comedy, we can do without his dry jokes.
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Celebrities / Re: Video: If Women Can Impregnate Themselves We Won’t Need Men For Anything by DonCandido(f): 5:13am On Jan 14, 2022 |
This is the kind of silly talks you hear up and down because when Pandora opened the forbidden box; when Eve gave Adam the forbidden apple to eat and when Tonto Dike bought a jeep for Churchill and claimed it was a present from him to her and they were not punished by men!
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Politics / Re: New Year Celebration By Nigerian Christians Unjust To Muslims --MURIC by DonCandido(f): 9:01pm On Jan 08, 2022 |
For the first time, I agree with this man on this point. What is fair is fair. The FG and NASS must look into this allegation and profer answers as to why the 1st day of Christian Calendar is a public holiday whilst the 1st day of Islamic Calendar is not. Nigeria is a Republic, the colonial Public Holiday Act needs not be the standard for our engagement anymore, it needs to be amended URGENTLY for the sake of equity, justice and democracy otherwise the charge of Christainisation of Nigeria by MURIC may become a new religious battle cry.
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Politics / Re: Fatima Adamu's Wedding: Osinbajo, Tinubu, Fayemi, Others Attend (Photos) by DonCandido(f): 8:39pm On Jan 08, 2022 |
TINUBU: ordinary Commissioner! I made you! They said you are challenging me for the office of the president? The office everyone know belongs to me by right? OSIBANJO: Err, point of correction sir, ordinary VICE PRESIDENT of the FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA sir. And, I am NOT contesting for the office of the president of FEDERAL REPUBLIC of LAGOS. That's your birthright sir. TINUBU: That's what I thought, you know your place! Carry on.
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Crime / Re: Danish Navy Free 3 Pirates Arrested In West Africa Due To Jurisdiction by DonCandido(f): 11:40am On Jan 08, 2022 |
This is a VERY clear case of kidnapping and impunity at sea by the Danish Navy. The incident leading to the ARREST of the so called pirates occurred in the gulf of Guinea and from the report, one of them is a Nigerian, he should have been turned over to the Nigerian NAVAL COMMAND or her coast guards for prosecution. It is CRIMINAL, DISRESPECTFUL and breach of the laws of the sea to kidnap the national of any country (whatever the reason), take him to your country for prosecution only for you to DISCOVER that you shouldn't have brought them to your country in the first place; that your country doesn't have the power to prosecute them and that your country actually committed the textbook definition of "KIDNAPPING " I COMMEND the countries of the gulf of Guinea for REJECTING the attempt by the Danish government to wash its hands clean of a case of ARROGANT EXERCISE OF POWER, kidnapping and MALICIOUS PROSECUTION. Setting these victims down on the high sea in a dinghy is attempted MURDER. The Danish government MUST be held liable if these men should die at sea. The Danish government should have offered them ASYLUM.
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Literature / Re: The Hollywood Elite Sacrifice Babies According To Jim Carey And Mel Gibson by DonCandido(f): 6:04am On Jan 07, 2022 |
It's a...
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Politics / Re: IPOB’s Cow Ban Declaration Of War, Says ACF, Ohanaeze Seeks Peace by DonCandido(f): 6:00am On Jan 07, 2022 |
Igbos of the IPOB type can't even joke with these northerners again? The ban na joke o, Xmas and New year celebrations are over, Igbos of the IPOB type don't need any cows for now.
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Politics / Re: Wike Gives ₦30 Million To Families Of Slain Policemen by DonCandido(f): 5:41am On Jan 07, 2022 |
First the OFOM incites the populace against them and then bribes their widows and dependants with millions. Sick, sick, sick man. 2 Likes
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Politics / Re: President Buhari's Interview With NTA On 6 January 2022 (Live Updates) by DonCandido(f): 8:32pm On Jan 06, 2022 |
Agiomoo: Ahh!!!
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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe Flaunts Cash Gifts Received On Her Birthday (Photos, Video) by DonCandido(f): 1:36pm On Jan 06, 2022 |
We are coming for our 20% share tonight. No buts, we know the total amount already, just count 20% and put it aside... You say what? Its not your own? Whatever.
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Politics / Re: The Next President Of Nigeria Has Igbo Name To His Names by DonCandido(f): 10:45pm On Jan 05, 2022 |
You sef, do you have to expose me? You and Buhari cannot even be trusted with any secret!
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Religion / Re: Mbaka Tells Fellow Priests To Stop Condemning Him For Praying For Nnamdi Kanu by DonCandido(f): 11:05pm On Jan 03, 2022 |
evsimmigration: Typical Igbo Catholic. Running away from my posers dumb kcuf! Stop pettifogging and answer my questions! bmud a$$!
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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Ran Away Because Of My Proposed Family Financial Plan by DonCandido(f): 9:26pm On Jan 03, 2022 |
OP, your head is paining you seriously. There is no financial plan to formally wife her this year at all yet you want her to assume the role of a wife? And, you shameless bring this nonsense to NL for advice? Ewu Imo!
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Celebrities / Re: I Want More Children – Tonto Dikeh by DonCandido(f): 2:17pm On Jan 03, 2022 |
Sly Tonto. Testing the waters for another Churchill. Kpokpogiri business was a great misadventure. Una do well o. 1 Like
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Romance / Re: Man She Met And Made Love With On Same Day Left Her To Get Married The Next Day by DonCandido(f): 2:11pm On Jan 03, 2022 |
Movie name "sowing the last wild oat"
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