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Romance / Re: I Want Her But She Calls Me 'Uncle' by donclemo(m): 11:01pm On Oct 19, 2010
na wa oh which wan be child abuse even for developed countries if 18 years girl like make she marry 70 yr old man she has reached the legal age. For Naija Men that are 50 go carry 16yrs go hotel self nothing go happen. it happens all the time.

first of all @ poster does she calls u uncleeeeeeeeeee or uncle uncle or uncool. u really need to get out of the uncle zone and marry the babe b4 i propose to her afterall u say she is a graduate
Programming / Re: Anyone Know Blue J Here by donclemo(m): 10:42pm On Oct 19, 2010
ok i understand but u said u wanted it fast anyway u can check this thread https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-504652.0.html i would be posting more tutorial there very soon
Travel / Re: U.S. Posts New Nigeria Travel Warning: Kidnapping, Robbery, Bombs, Etc by donclemo(m): 10:17pm On Oct 19, 2010
na today u just they see this information it has been in the Us website since
Programming / Re: Anyone Know Blue J Here by donclemo(m): 5:08am On Oct 18, 2010
thanks @ okeyxyz ,     @ poster  first step u need to get blue j installed in your computer which i guess u have already done and then open your blue j program then go to project new project to create a new project name your project and go to class to create new class then u are set to start writing your program on blue j. after writing u program go to compile it tells u if the program is compiled and what is missing in your program if it does not compile. if you have a main in your program that is "public static void main (String[]args)" and u want to run your program right click on the program box for exam  right click on the box hello and go to void main string {} that runs your program. Note this is just how to use blue j and not how to write your program because blue j is an editor that u can use to write your java programs and run them. i hope this helps u out.

Music/Radio / Re: Modenine Accuses Nairaland Of Destructive Criticisms by donclemo(m): 11:35am On Oct 16, 2010
bjmighty:

You r one of the mumu artiste 9 was referrin to in that video. Go get a life and stop hating on a fellow artiste like u Axxhole. If u are bold and confident enough of urself, come out of your dark room and show your real self. Ido1t! If u get beef with 9 why not release a diss song for him and watch hi massacre u like the other baba. U Fake behind B1tch!!!

Programming / Re: Anyone Know Blue J Here by donclemo(m): 7:39pm On Oct 15, 2010
what do u mean by crash course
Religion / Re: Why Do Churches Pay Their Instrumentalists? by donclemo(m): 4:40pm On Oct 15, 2010
Are instrumentalists the only professionals in church? I am a project/Logistics administrator and i use my skills that i acquired with a huge amount of money in church and I dont charge for it. I also have the ability to teach very well, must I charge for this as well? People go to church on saturdays and during the week to clean the church (working class people ooh!)



any body can clean the church i have swept the church before and my mother even cleans the church but my mother cant play instruments. i play along side a saxophonist but we only see the saxophonist once in a while cos he has his own band and makes money and doesnt have much time as i do. as an instrumentalist when we  plan for events or programme  i go to church more than 5 times a week even when most choir members do not show up or show up late am still there.  Mr  project/Logistics administrator what happens when ure outside the church and praise and worship is going on ,  nobody notices. but if a drummer goes to the toilet and praise and worship is going on everybody notices it. What most people do not know is that u might consider it as a pay but it is an encouragement.if i play for a band rehersal i charge the band. i would advice u to  Go and learn a musical instrument so that u can play for your church
Programming / Re: Anyone Know Blue J Here by donclemo(m): 3:34pm On Oct 15, 2010
what u having problem with u can check my tutorial on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxYJlaXDfZw
Religion / Re: Why Do Churches Pay Their Instrumentalists? by donclemo(m): 2:22pm On Oct 15, 2010
Guy nice Question I am an instrumentalist i have played for different church i still remember back when i was in Nigeria when a keyboardist sold a cd he must have probably downloaded for free for 2500 naira{that guy na thief oh } i didnt go to any music school but i know i have spent money, time and resources to learn this instrument. As an instrumentalist you are expected to be in church every Sunday and on time. @poster what happens when u cant be in church on Sunday because you are broke or u can go to church early because instead of taking a Taxi to church u wait for a bus or molue because it is cheaper. We all know that when there is no good music in the church the music is dull of u want to experiment that. try recording urself in ur phone or tape recorder singing a worship song and play only that record for a whole week.
Music/Radio / Re: Modenine Accuses Nairaland Of Destructive Criticisms by donclemo(m): 2:01pm On Oct 15, 2010
madprof:

mr modenine,
The internet is a wide-open gateway that gives people access to you in many ways, I'm sure you know that. I'm also sure you want to be as "big" as you can be and so you should know that fame/popularity comes at a price. Even Mother Theresa must've had haters (and she never asked for fans, unlike you!) so critics and (destructive) criticism are things you just have to deal with if you intend to remain an entertainer that is worth anything. You can keep blocking and they will keep attacking you with different twitter/facebook accounts so why bother?
You also need to grow up and learn how to address issues professionally as an entertainer. With the way you're going I'm not sure you can handle a simple press conference and how does that help the image and brand you say you're trying to promote?
True talk there is a difference between your personal page and promoting yourself as an artist and as a musician. your personal life is personal my advice to him is to open a twitter account for his family member and his friends that way he wont get disses. Even rkelly who in less than a month gets over a million views in his video on youtube still have people dissing he is not shouting to the world "i will block you " for me its just childish
Music/Radio / Re: Modenine Accuses Nairaland Of Destructive Criticisms by donclemo(m): 1:48pm On Oct 15, 2010
i didn't want to comment on this thread until i went to YouTube and i saw the number of videos modenine has and i discovered that he is a struggling rapper so those dissing him should stop oh because he is just a guy like u and me and he is competition in the Nigeria music industry oh and he is trying to make it. Anyway special thanks to Nairaland he should be thankful to Nairaland because his videos lacks viewers if you think say i dey lie go and check his page. By posting this video on nairaland he has propably gotten some number of views and his last video MODENINE BLACK RAP MESSIAH has just 145 views my video even has more views than a superstar abeg make una support am oh make una view his video , he is still struggling
Politics / Re: Why Won't Nigerian Politicians Answer Their Email? by donclemo(m): 4:57pm On Oct 14, 2010
We should know by now that the best way to reach an average Nigerian would be phone or letter.for me i can't remember the last time i checked my yahoomail cos in a day i get more than 100 message and some includes spam i advice u write a letter to them
Politics / Re: Why Is America So Blessed? by donclemo(m): 10:28pm On Oct 13, 2010
The simple truth y American are so great today and are different from Nigerians : They always strive to be the best they are always trying to invent new things make research and develop new ideas and follow it to the last.  for example look at Benjamin Franklyn,George Westinghouse inventor of the train Henry W. Seely inventor of electric iron,Charles Cretors  inventor of pop corn machine and many more. In Nigeria today even if i try to invent a new thing the poster wouldn't even support me. Have u asked urself how many people still pound yam with motar and pistil in Nigeria is it not possible to invent a machine to pound the yam if there is a machine already invented by Nigerians how many of u use the machine. Africa especially Nigerians dont like to see people succeed. What happens when you invent something that is going to make ur country recognized for an invention in the world. Ur own people begin to talk bad about u , they begin to look for a way to kill u, they look for a way to stop that invention. yet we want to be great. Until we change our mentality we are not going anywhere. I know we have good tailors in Aba is it not possible for Nigerians to import clothes to America and other countries in the world we have the man power, we have the cheap labor yet if somebody begins to plan to do something big the next thing is for people to begin to plan his downfall. I have a friend in the US when he was in Nigeria his father bought a car a Mercedies benz only to wake up the next morning to find out that his tires were stolen, car stereo stolen, his Wind scream broken and they damage the car. Nigerians change your mentality If not urent going NO WHERE IN THE WORLD
Romance / Re: Having an Affair With My Cousin by donclemo(m): 9:23pm On Oct 13, 2010
i don't know what to say but i  have had an uncle who married his cousin even though they knew they were related and they have kids now. i have kissed my cousin i have almost slept with her just had to control myself and kept avoiding her. @poster i advice u to  limit ur closeness with him if u don't want to sleep with him because u guys will sleep together if u continue like that  and it would be like a dream to u.
Food / Re: Your Version/Idea Of A Nigerian Breakfast by donclemo(m): 3:27am On Oct 02, 2010
fresh kolanuts, paw paw and yam juice with some bushmeat sandwich
Politics / Re: Mend Strikes As Threatened, 7 Confirmed Dead by donclemo(m): 5:11pm On Oct 01, 2010
MEND are not fighting for the Niger Delta they are fighting for themselves. If they are truely fighting for Niger Delta have they ever used the money payed to them from ransom to do something in their community . all the money they have gotten from illegal bunkering and ransom are for their pockets
Programming / Re: Mobile Phone Apps For Nigeria by donclemo(m): 8:23pm On Sep 30, 2010
i totally agree with you
Programming / Re: Mobile Phone Apps For Nigeria by donclemo(m): 6:05pm On Sep 30, 2010
okeyxyz:

good job. i'd not had proper look at your apps, but im impressed so far.

@donclemo, there r millions of reasons 2 complain abt 9ja. ppl r not just crying wolf, but feeling real pain here. eg: i'd seen light for just abt 6 hrs in d last 5 days. wat do u suggest i do abt dat? don't insult ppl's intelligence.


you have a right to complain i didnt say u dont have that right. because in every society wether Nigeria or America there are people that will try to make things better for themselves and the society and there are people that will keep shouting so u decide which one of them u want to be. even as there is no light in Naija it has not stop Nairaland from working. Seun said he was using motor battery for his laptop and candle light in the night for this website to work. if he was shouting no light and was just sitting down and not doing something positive we wouldnt have the opportunity talking here in nairaland. the point am trying to make we have talent in Nigeria who keep on complaining instead of thinking of positive things to do. Nobody is ordinary except u want to make urself ordinary. Even in America today there a lot of people that say the government is bleeped up. Once again @ number one i am very impressed with your work. keep on the work

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Programming / Re: Mobile Phone Apps For Nigeria by donclemo(m): 6:02am On Sep 30, 2010
i am very much impressed with your work infact u , seun and alot more people are positive Nigerians who instead of complaining/insulting and cursing everytime about nigeria and yet not trying to do anything positive have decided to touch the lives of Nigerians with your work . u guys show that something positive can come from Nigeria. good job
Programming / Re: Help In Chosing Programming Language And Course To Study by donclemo(m): 2:21am On Sep 28, 2010
first of all u have said u dont like hardware the worst thing is doing or studying what you dont like so my advice is doing what you like
Programming / Re: Java Tutorials For Beginners (some Lectures In Pidgin) by donclemo(m): 5:15am On Sep 27, 2010
oya i don show again sorry it took me a while to post . i go dey yarn about  varaible una remeber for maths those days for secondary school and primary school when teacher say variabl he mean x and y or any other letter so far its not a constant. for java variable is similar the only difference be say variable na location for memory wey  dey hold data value . if we wan travel by public transport we go call the name of the transport. for example if na Agofure transport we go say  o boy i dey enter wafi with aofure transport or with bigjoe transport or with ikenedilichukwu transport . in java when  we dey write program we no fit just talk say int = 5 or double = 4.0 (int na wetin java dey call integer double na wetin java dey call decimal ) we need a variable . instead of int = 5 we say int champion=5 or double z = 4. the process of given int a name by putting champion  in front of int or putting a z in front of double na him dem dey call variable declaration for java then the 5 wey u give champion  na the initial

java get wetin we dey call arithmetic operator. this operator na your normal arithmetic stuff + -  e.t.c   and they include :
= Simple assignment operator
+ Additive operator (also used for String concatenation)
- Subtraction operator
* Multiplication operator
/ Division operator
% Remainder operator

these  are also some other operator as the class dey progress we go dey use dem and i go explain dem more


+ Unary plus operator; indicates positive value (numbers are positive without this, however)
- Unary minus operator; negates an expression
++  Increment operator; increments a value by 1
--    Decrement operator; decrements a value by 1
!      Logical compliment operator; inverts the value of a boolean
== Equal to
!= Not equal to
> Greater than
>= Greater than or equal to
< Less than
<= Less than or equal to

&& Conditional-AND
|| Conditional-OR
?:      Ternary (shorthand for if-then-else statement)


ok we try do some programing

// this program na to add two numbers together okpeto and champion
public class addition
{
    public static void main (String [] args)
{
      int okpetu = 20;
      int champion = 40;
      int total = okpetu + champion;
     System.out.println (total);
}
}




for question and comments post them up
Education / Re: Reinvent Fraternities In Nigerian Universities? by donclemo(m): 10:04pm On Sep 23, 2010
guy e no go work oh , ask yourself this questions the school wey u dey how organized is it? how is the security there in the school? is there a student center where student can hang out and have fun in your school, do ur student government body support your association. they alot of question you can ask. there are a lot of things that would work in naija but definately this one.
Politics / Re: Fec Approves N927m ($6.5m) For Fct Waste Bins by donclemo(m): 9:57pm On Sep 23, 2010
if they could just get us good roads and electricity that would be very great i dont care how much they steal as long as its is good but in Naija dem go still steal yet dem no go do things its so pathetic
Programming / Re: Java Tutorials For Beginners (some Lectures In Pidgin) by donclemo(m): 4:55pm On Sep 20, 2010
make i quickly remind una about our last lecture ; i yarn about class so i go continue from where i stop ok i go talk about comments in java comments in java dis one na sentence or word wey u dey write to explain the program the thing wey u dey do for the program or author name . we can also call tthat documented . we use comment so that when person look our code e fit undertand wetin we dey do . and to comment a program u use this // and write your word or sentence in front . u fit write your comment for pigeon and the compiler no go shout as long as u use // for example
// this program wey i wan write so na for MRBIGGS oh 
public class MrBiggs
{

}


you can decide to do programming without commenting it doesnt affect your program but it is just a good way of writting your program. those days for secondary school i no dey write date but i still dey pass my class but now i don dey write date because in the next 2 years i fit look my note and pull out the date wey i write something.
In java we get wetin we dey call the main method - public static void main (string []args){
} without this main in your program u no go fit run the program to show u the result of wetin u dey program for example if u dey write program wey go print your name 10 times you go get to use the main method in your program. we go talk abot the print method this prints an out System.out.print() or System.out.println ().  A typical example of wetin i don talk  can look like this
// this program prints  where i dey 
public class MrBiggs
{
   public static void main (String[]args)
{
System.out.println (" i dey Mr biggs"wink;// this prints i dey Mr biggs
}
}

for questons and comments post dem up aso this a link to video tutorial[url=
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ8CpPxass8
]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ8CpPxass8
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Programming / Re: Java Tutorials For Beginners (some Lectures In Pidgin) by donclemo(m): 3:22am On Sep 19, 2010
smiley wink just a link on how to create a class in bluej http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxYJlaXDfZw
Music/Radio / Re: 50 Cent, Jay Z , P Diddy Want Collabo With Ruggedman by donclemo(m): 10:12pm On Sep 18, 2010
this thread was posted 2009 we still dey wait for the collabo oh or na colab i go call am
Music/Radio / Re: Fruity Loops Users by donclemo(m): 10:05pm On Sep 18, 2010
hey guys check my video on youtube i did a remake of neyo make it work on flstudio http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWFuQGaIXsg
Programming / Re: Java Tutorials For Beginners (some Lectures In Pidgin) by donclemo(m): 6:19pm On Sep 18, 2010
sorry for the plenty message on 1 topic i wasnt seeing the post before i guess because of spam catcher i shall continue with the next lecture
The next thing wey i go dey yarn for java na Class. Oyibo man define class for java as an instance of an object or a blue print of an object. o boy this english big oh . b4 u build house we get wetin dem dey call plan of house an object na the house while the plan na d class. So class be like the plan of a house.
today i shall give u an intro on writting your code if maybe u wan write program for Mr Bigs your class go be MRbigs and all the methods of Mrbigs. we no go talk about method today but just to remind u of some of the method for MrBigg before you enter mr bigg 1 guy go halla u "bross welcome oh " as u reach where that babe dey for counter she go say what do you like to eat , you go say fried rice and chicken the babe go say na N650, she go ask u say o boy na take away or na here you wan chop am , if na take away she go put am for nylon , then u go pay, as you dey go the guy for door go open door for you and he go say bros anything for your boy. You fit right program like this for Mrbiggs and na machine go dey do all this stuffs.
Ok back to class u create the class by writting a public class and the name of the class then with an open curly bracket ({) and a closed curly bracket (}). within your curly bracket na him your methods and other stuffs go dey. i no say u never fully understand i go give u example
public class Mrbigg
{

}

or maybe nairaland be your class to create ur class e go be
public class Nairaland
{

}

just to check whether una dey follow me and how una go take create a class called Nigeria with nothing or no message inside . and how una go take create a class called NaijaPolice with nothing inside the class. Tyy and Post your response and for those of una wey get IDE create a class for ur IDe and see weather e compile those of una wey no get download one na free of charge . I shall post a video tutorial on this stuffs with blueJ IDE
Programming / Re: Java Tutorials For Beginners (some Lectures In Pidgin) by donclemo(m): 8:28pm On Sep 17, 2010
wink wink i go try explain some terms for programing language;
i don talk about software development environment before una remember when i talk about integrated development environment (IDE) i say na the tool wey we dey use take create, test and modify your program or na the pot wey we go use take boil , cook or fry our food. I just dey try refresh our brain.
Today i go talk about Syntax .Every programing language get him language or syntax thats why dem call am programing language. java get him own language C++ or Visual basic get their own php get their own. so if Chinese man show your area e begin speak Chinese " chun chun cha so go chun chun "[/b]every body go say guy guy abeg speak wetin we go hear na so java be . if you dey write your program u no speak him language e go say guy i know understand wetin u dey talk oh . na that one dem dey call[b] compile-time error. if u hear anybody say guy that my program no compile e mean say e no speak language finish for the compiler. the compiler shout say guy i no understand oh.
Programming / Re: Java Tutorials For Beginners (some Lectures In Pidgin) by donclemo(m): 8:25pm On Sep 17, 2010
wink wink make i talk about compiler small compiler na program wey dey translate code for one language to another another. e fit be translation from java (high level language ) to machine language. For some church for warri if pastor dey preach and pastor say Jesus walked the person wey they translate go say jesus waka that guy na the compiler if pastor come speak hausa the guy go say pastor i no understand wetin you dey yarn oh. the error wey the compiler identify na him dem dey call compile-time error.And the original code na him dem dey call source code and the language wey dem tranlate the code to na him dem dey call target language.
Programming / Re: Java Tutorials For Beginners (some Lectures In Pidgin) by donclemo(m): 8:23pm On Sep 17, 2010
for those that couldnt see my last message i will try and post them again but bit by bit so that spam catcher no catch am .
i go try explain some terms for programing language;
i don talk about software development environment before una remember when i talk about integrated development environment (IDE) i say na the tool wey we dey use take create, test and modify your program or na the pot wey we go use take boil , cook or fry our food. I just dey try refresh our brain.
Today i go talk about Syntax .Every programing language get him language or syntax thats why dem call am programing language. java get him own language C++ or Visual basic get their own php get their own. so if Chinese man show your area e begin speak Chinese " chin chan chi chun chun " every body go say guy guy abeg speak wetin we go hear na so java be . if you dey write your program u no speak him language e go say guy i know understand wetin u dey talk oh . na that one dem dey call compile-time error. if u hear anybody say guy that my program no compile e mean say e no speak language finish for the compiler. the compiler shout say guy i no understand oh.
Programming / Re: Java Tutorials For Beginners (some Lectures In Pidgin) by donclemo(m): 8:20pm On Sep 17, 2010
for those that couldnt see my last message i will try and post them again but bit by bit so that spam catcher no catch am .
i go try explain some terms for programing language;
i don talk about software development environment before una remember when i talk about integrated development environment (IDE) i say na the tool wey we dey use take create, test and modify your program or na the pot wey we go use take boil , cook or fry our food. I just dey try refresh our brain.
Today i go talk about Syntax .Every programing language get him language or syntax thats why dem call am programing language. java get him own language C++ or Visual basic get their own php get their own. so if Chinese man show your area e begin speak Chinese 你怎么做。我很高兴收到你的来信 every body go say guy guy abeg speak wetin we go hear na so java be . if you dey write your program u no speak him language e go say guy i know understand wetin u dey talk oh . na that one dem dey call compile-time error. if u hear anybody say guy that my program no compile e mean say e no speak language finish for the compiler. the compiler shout say guy i no understand oh.

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