youngaz:
Hazard come back to training jhoor holiday neva finish ni .....Conte don dey whip d yansh of dose ones in camp already ....aaahh we (Chelsea) geh match tommorow oo ao i go take watch am sef..hmmm...Rapid Vienna abi nah wetin again
Chelsea niggas in d aouz!!!

and whipped us 2 0... Conte is working

Funkybabee:
These are the facts about men character, ladies of nowadays should beware don't let them keep teasing you again.




1 they can never love one girl/ladies
2 love sex more than love
3 talented In lying
4 talk softly while conning a lady
5 heart breakers
6 can promise girl heaven and earth
7 fear pregnancy but hate protected sex

no bash pls and ladies can add to it

ur past relationship was hell o

kingsclass:
Op,I believe you must be suffering 4rm malaria.Treat yourself so that you can dream well.

But it came to pass na, his dream came to pass... Chelsea finished 10th and Mourinho was sacked... so what else? op u r a gifted dreamer... dream on bro

Abeg wen u go dream next season own? Keep me informed...

TheBiafran:
the sherrifat in daura looked sick while giving his lackluster demoCRAZY day speech................ THE silly PDP WISHED HIM QUICK RECOVERY, well i wish that the goddamus will halala gbosa on his coconut that same wogged shetos that yaradua jammad on his way to shelter, that is to say that bubu's case will equal the keske of comrade ezi whose iberibelistic nature made him to trypano and rotate to gala beef at this same keske ojodui mentinol......... i have just vibrated via the capacity of muaness iweka road onitsha at this time tita............. the goddamus are still on skirt and blouse

U are bembestically wogged... walk n stumble not......d gods

Josphine4good:
I hate men I don't think I will get married to one

Congrats... live spinster... enjoy ur barren life

Josphine4good:
I hate men I don't think I will get married to one

Congrats

nawtyme:

Why not ask your president to bring his daughter home to school in University of Maiduguri?
Why not ask your president to receive medical treatment in State house medical center that has its budget more than that of all other federal medical institutions combined?
Why not ask your president to quit or at least start granting equal amount of interviews for our local media rather than expecting Nigerians to hear about his plans(that is if he has any) from foreign media?
When you do any of these, then you can ask Goodluck (the hero of African democracy) to spend his money and time where and how it pleases you.

I suggest you come up with a herbal formula for rational thinking. You would benefit from it too

Cheers.


Lalasticlala come and see Goodluck eating Zombie meat peppersoup and legend extra stout combination.

#ya kpotu ba.

Kill them all Bro #ReloadsMyAk47

marshalcarter:
So tubaba don leave student cum graduate to teaching...You try.....clap for ya self

I no be Kelechukwu

08066264938.... add me sharperly abeg... wana start lafn

So Hilarious!!

Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been....

Okay now, let’s take a look at some of our musicians in the music industry and judge, with their ways of life, the kind of students they would have made in school.

TERRY G – One hell of a noise maker and beatboxer in the class.

KOREDE BELLO – One very childish but handsome kid that senior girls take as school son.

REEKADO BANKS – Joined the school and took the first position by surprise within some months.

OLAMIDE – Causes commotion in every end of the year party for not given the first position.

MAYORKUN – Took a test his first day in school and had the highest score, now all eyes on him.

P-SQUARE – The twin brothers that are always causing trouble in the class.

B-RED – Has all the textbooks in d world, has d opportunity to see question papers before exams, most comfortable boy in class, but still ends up carrying last after term exams.

DAVIDO – Likes to brag about his father, flaunts wealth & brings a bottle of whisky in the class room everyday

PHENOM – Very obedient student but came to school once & never showed up again.

YCEE – One of those thugs that sit in the back inside class discussing which girl to toast next.

WIZKID – So obsessed to girls in the class, almost all girls are crushing on him.

VECTOR – Nobody understands him as he shows up in school once in a month.

SKALES – Always wearing fancy clothes and gold accessories to school but wouldn’t be able to afford snacks during break.

MI – The genius that’s always excelling in english subjects, he motivates people to pass.

DON JAZZY – Oldest in the class, loves food a lot, always shouting he is a boss and a hell of a bully.

ICE PRINCE – Performs averagely in class, but bags awards for the school.

KCEE – Likes to draw nonsense on the chalkboard.

TIWA SAVAGE – Bad LovePeddler and twerks in front of the class even though she has a boyfriend in the other class.

TEKNO – One cheese boy that girls fall for. Always busy with his dancing crew and never comes for classes.

PATORANKING – One hell of a stoner and caught almost everyday smoking weed inside school farm.

YEMI ALADE – Yellow bone queen that his always looking for boys.

SIMI – One freaky dirty girl with the torn clothes, but has a sharp mouth.

REMINISCE – One of the most wanted gangstars in the class. Always talking about broken bottles but never broke one.

VIKTOH – Just one chronic failer, so dumb gets zero in every exam.

BANKY W – Teaches other students, but hardly passes examinations.

SHAYDEE – Nobody notices him in class even though he moves with the biggest and most brilliant boys.

KISS DANIEL – That very cool, calm and very brilliant guy in the class.

FLAVOUR – The loner, goes alone to d sports field everyday with guitar to sing loudly to himself.

CHINKO – Just one disturbed noisemaker but always passing exams without reading.

IYANYA – Likes to take his shirt off and shows his chest to impress girls.

EVA – The lesbian and has a knife in her schoolbag, no girl messes with her.

TIMAYA – Always got hiccups and lazy to speak.

LIL KESH – He is brilliant, hardworking but very vulgar and hell of a late comer.

D’BANJ – Doesn’t listen to the teacher, feels he knows it all & never bring books to class.

9ICE – One hardcore Yoruba boy, a big dreamer and likes to fantasize, wants to join school politics and becomes senior prefect boy is school 1.

DIJA – one spoilt brat, small girl & always rude to her seniors, very disrespectful.

PHYNO – Noise maker and impossible to be heard when talking

YUNG6IX – Likes to hide other students study books, very unserious and unstable, but has better grades than the serious ones.

2FACE : The teacher that impregnated most of all d students……

Falz – One confused village boy, always speaking rubbish grammar in school but still passes English language exams.

VIC O – The most hated student in the school, yet he doesn’t send anyone, he goes about failing and factorising pride outnof his failures.

Adekunle Gold: Always speaking Vernacular to impress girl and likes to bring old answers from seniors to cheat and pass exam! E.g omolade, Sade.

Blackface: that poor students that claims to be the most brilliant but always at the bottom of the class.

Chidinma: Shortest girl in class, always passing her boundary and moves with the baddest guys.

SKIBII – That cunning student that pretends to faint once the teacher tears him a stroke of cane.

ASA – Very brilliant and modest girl who many don’t appreciate

Don’t stop the fun, share and contribute!

Op is a first class graduate of friend zoning university of Nigeria.....

Ayaf spoken...

Ngwa byeeeeeeee

Good PM lovely people... how's your easter celebration coming?

While in the mood of easter, I want to ask this question....

Between Easter and Christmas, which do you think in your opinion is greater? Knowing fully well that Christmas is the celebration of the birth of Christ and Easter is the celebration of the resurrection of Christ...

So Between the two, which do u think is greater and should be celebrated more and given more attention ...

Happy Easter......

THE NATIONAL ANTHEM

When I was in primary school, I never knew the Nigerian National Anthem was in English language.

Back then, it used to be like:-

Araiz oh companshon
Najuria skolobey
Tusa awa fadaslaaaa
witlo an anfre anfre
Dale shofo awahirosfa
Shaleba be invey
Tusa tusa amaachi
Wande shaban in frido
Pisan yuniti”

Hehehe, don’t laugh at me, I know you also recited it like that. I thank God for what I am today.

MadCow1:
I am happy for this little girl and wish her the best, but I honestly dont find her funny.

You are seriously facing hardship lol

Suggest a name for P'squares next album.

1. Double Wahala

2. Overcome

3. Challenges

4.One Family

5. Unite

6. Together Forever

7. One Bond

8. Brotherly

9. Back and Better (BnB)

10. Add urs...

What do you think?

yeanka007:
Mr man shey you forgot to take your drug today or you feel like having an holiday at your second home which is Yaba Left.

In pastor Chris voice "receive sense in Jesus name"

Lol who?

Darlenese, wat do u think?

BRING BACK OUR CORRUPTION!!!

With Corruption a bag of pure water was N80
Without Corruption a bag of pure water is N150

With Corruption dollar was N180
Without Corruption dollar is N400

With Corruption I have 20hrs electricity at low tariff Without Corruption I have 7hrs electricity with 45% increase in tariff

With Corruption keke to my house takes N50
Without Corruption keke to my house takes N100

WithCorruption smallest indomie was N40
Without Corruption smallest indomie is N60

The list can go on and on but I just have to end it and take a stand......

# IStandWithCorruption
# Bringbackourcorruption
# WakawakaBuhari
# BuharibringbackNigeria
# Bringbacknaira

If with Corruption Dollar was N180 and without Corruption Dollar is now N425,

Brother and Sisters, you will agree with me that we need corruption in this country...

Titus Sardine started with 4 fishes, it reduced to 3, Then now it's 2.

In years to come, you'll open Sardine and see "Try Again Later"

It's not funny ooo

viickerz:
some polytechnics are good.. but dont you ever compare polytechnics to universities.. if you have entered oau, UI. ABU,etc.. you will hate poly.

why do you think most polytechnics are filled with cultits..? especially kwara poly

someone close to me graduated from poly 5 years ago. belive me,she is still searching for a job till now..

the day i first entered unilorin, i promised myself never to go to a polytechnic in my life..

have you seen those law chicks in oau? the sight of their smart and beautiful faces will make you forget about all those mgbeke girls wey full our polytechnics

So na fine smart babe's make u like Uni pass Poly?

That's my plan

God pls save us oooo... can u imagine? human hand in pepper soup.....

See as she be like LASSA rat... lol

vault:
even d!cks recognise guns..... twerk till 2morow, it will stay like that.


its all about the mind

U too badt

If you understand this pic, you surely laugh out loud...

Lmao.... guys what do you think?

Read judges chapter 16...

The story is about Samson... a carrier of anointing. He met Delilah, and delilah led to his downfall.

It might interest you to know that the Philistines used Delilah because they knew Samson was in love with her then.... Enemies will always try to use somebody very close to you to get at you... note this...

Another thing you should note is...Delilah asked Samson three good times about where his strength is.... until Samson finally told her... be very careful about who you divulge your secret to... some of those who laugh with you may have bad intention for you.

May we never end like Samson... Amen!!!

My friends daughter will always hit her mums ass when she walk past close to her, when my friend asked her why... she said "daddy that is what you always do to mum when she walk past beside u"..

From that day my friend no dey do sexyy things to his wife in front of the kids anymore... see wahala o

PissedOffWeed:

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He is there live and direct bro

Channels dey show am

Bigchief46:

If I tell you now, some miscreants will accuse me of being biased or partisan so I will not. But I will give you two pointers: just analyse all the decisions already given by the Court in these Governorship cases; what does it tell you? Also, the Court already stated when they came in that they have already read all the Briefs filed by the Parties to this dispute yesterday and also spent 2 hours this morning having a conference on it which is why they were late coming out today. They have therefore asked Counsels not to waste time in elaborate oral arguments and are giving only 3-5 minutes for adumbrating. What this tells you is that they have already made up their mind & what we are doing now is mere formalities. That is why they want to give all the Judgments today because they already know where they are going. I suspect where they will go because the Supreme Court is noted for being consistent but let us just hold on for a while

Bro pls leave those miscreants and tell me, where do u think the judgement is heading? Pls I wana know... thanks