₦airaland Forum

ramaju: Hope to remind us of Lamark's theory of use and disuse. He Suarez has well developed inscissors uncapable of being closed by his lips, and the theory says that the part of the body used more will be well or prominently developed. Now we see why he had to bite. Just to keep developing the prominent part of him.

Gbagaun!

bullyman36: shey d tin still remain.make I taste am

Awww, how I wish I could e-send some to you cuz I still got more than enough here even after I gave away much to fellow corpers.

Hahahaha, jeez, you guys are damn funny. Actually, I've been having a wonderful sleep because it's kinda really cold here due to the rains. Yea, I also have taken about six more mangoes since I woke up two hours ago.
I deserve FRONTPAGE, if not for anything, atleast I COURAGEOUSLY offered myself for a personal scientific research which would disprove ALL the myths about 'german' mangoes and soaked garri.
*dancing atilogwu*

Mango season is here again with so many species making their way into the markets, streets and corners. While relaxing at my lodge's balcony yesterday, a student of mine came with a polythene full of 'german' mangoes for me. After he left I got thinking of all the scary fatal stories I've heard concerning eating this specie of mango with foods like soaked garri or coca-cola.
This morning I made up my mind to actually find out the validity of the claims as contained in those childhood stories, though I did this after some 'googling' which provided me with no definite result.
I brushed my teeth, visited the toilet to clear my system of any neutralizer/catalyst/re-agent, then I ate one 'german' mango before immediately soaking one cup of garri with four cubes of sugar.
*I guess am still alive!

My collection!

Baadal: Pls awse...kindly recommend any professional course for a Geography graduate

I studied Geography and Meteorology. I'll advice you go for Health, Safety and Environment (HSE Level 1, 2 & 3) as well as Environmental Impact Assessment (EIA). If you've got enough resources you may choose to crown it up with Project Management Professional (PMP). You'll never regret it.
God's grace!

*enters thread whistling*
What a nice day!
*sees people like the one in pic*
Haaaaaa! save me Lord! Yeeeeeee!
*runs out of thread guarding yansh*

I created this thread with the source earlier today and I was banned for a few hours by the AntiSpam-whatever.

This is to inform graduands, parents/guardians
and the public that the 15th convocation ceremonies of the Enugu State University Science and Technology for conferment of first degree
and award of prizes, conferment of higher
degrees award of honorary degrees, covering 2010/2011 and 2011/2012 graduands (including graduands of ESUT Business School) will hold as follows:
(A) PROGRAMME OF EVENTS
1.) Monday, April, 15,2013
Commencement of pre-convocation
registration. Each, first degree graduand will be required to
pay the sum of N6,000 to cover cost of
convocation materials which include hiring of
academic-gown, order of proceedings,
university scroll, and two invitation cards for
his/her guests. Each higher degree graduand will be required
to pay the sum of N10,000 to cover cost of
convocation materials which include hiring of
academic-gown, order of proceedings,
university scroll, and two invitation cards for
his/her guests.
MODE OF PAYMENT: Each graduand will be required to pay the
prescribed sum into any of the following banks: Access Bank - ESUT Agbani Zenith Bank :- Estate Layout, Trans-Ekulu,
Enugu. UBA :- UNEC, Enugu, and obtain receipt to be tendered prior to
collection of convocation materials from the
respective Faculty Officer for first degree
graduands and from the Secretary, Post Graduate
School for higher degrees. REFUNDABLE DEPOSIT All graduands are expected to deposit the sum of
ten thousand Naira (N 10,000.00) only with their
respective Faculty Officers or Secretary PG School,
which will be refunded upon return of the
academic gown on time and in good condition.
2.) Thursday May 2, 2013
Pre-Convocation Press briefing by the Vice
Chancellor, Prof. CO. OnyejI
Venue: University Auditorium, Agbani
Time: 12.00 noon Attendance: Principal Officers, Deans, Directors, Professors, Hods & the Media.
3.) Sunday May 5, 2013 Interdenominational Church Service Venue: University Auditorium, Agbani
Time: l0.00am Attendance: University Community, Graduands Stake-Holders & the Media.
4.) Monday May 6, 2013 8a.m:- Collection of convocation Materials
(Academic-Gowns, etc) commences daily and
closes on Thursday 9th May, 2013
Venue: Respective Offices of Faculty Officers, Secretary PG School, and Public Relations.
5.) Friday May 10, 2013
Convocation Lecture
Venue: University Auditorium, Agbani
Time: 11.00am Guest Lecturer: Senator Anyim Pius Anyim,
GCON Secretary to Government of the federation
Attendance: Graduands, University Community and invited Guests.
6.) Saturday, May 11, 2013
Conferment of First and Higher Degrees, and
Award of Honorary Degrees
Venue: ESUT Convocation Ground Agbani
Time: 10.00am Attendance: Honorary Degree recipients, First and Higher
Degree Graduands, their Parents / Guardians,
University Community and invited Guests Vice-Chancellor’s convocation Cocktail
Venue: University Refectory, Agbani
Time: immediately after Convocation
(B) INFORMATION FOR GRADUANDS
(1) Graduands and recipients of prizes are
expected to be physically present to be admitted
to their degrees and /or receive their awards
during the ceremonies
(2) Academic-gowns must be returned to the
respective Faculty Officer or Secretary P.G School, not later than close of work (4p.m) on Tuesday,
May 14, 2013. Thereafter, non-return of the
academic- gown Will attract penalty of N1000 for
each extra day
(3) Further information may be obtained from the
Public Relations Office of the University.
Signed
Prof. C.A.C Okonkwo
Chairman, Ceremonial Committee

jackpot: will you keep quiet there, you award-winning massive-boobed green-eyed witch!

*faints*

MSItachi: Women always answer to six pack sha, add Fame and you see them flocking, from professor to hairdresser

Actually, women answer to ANYTHING that has got money.

conyema12: I have also witnessed it. it is so disheartening. I have heard it countless times that you cannot separate Nigerian Police and Road blocks.

I think most of the bad pot-holes witnessed by most of our federal highways is caused by indiscriminate road blocks.
The NPL should do something.

Nigerian Premier League?

Charles Soludo or Chris Ngige.
*I'll give it to the latter.

Harbosede02: c dis idoit wit a low mentality o,where is ur pix,i don't knw wat ur mother n sisters did 2 u 2 deserve dis insult,o boy,bleef off,wit all dose tinz u said,wen it cums 2 class u aren't my type in any way!useless tin

ufotuko, chill let me help you deal with this ghost a little.
Huh? Class? Puleeeeese don't even dare use that word again because you are no where near being classy. All I see is some low self esteem, overly ugly, pathetically illiterate, ''aje-butter'' wannabe, attention seeking little chihuahua running about every thread. We men know classy babes when we see them and you don't belong.

Harbosede02: oops*sobs*isn't dat wat u want,wat u jst said made me realise aw low ur IQ is,i don't owe any 1 an explanation on y i changed my d.p,my darling i av teethfull mouth ryt,do u knw d meaning of teethfull,well datz if dat ur own english is d dictionary,my dear if u are worried abt my b**bs, go 2 hell,i don't gv a damn,unfortunate bastard,son of a bitch!!!!!

Let's play a game called ''How High is Your I.Q?''
*Always leave a ''SPACE'' immediately after a ''comma.''
*Avoid typing out your thoughts in those irritating ''short'' format. I know it helps to mask your lapses.
*Only someone with low I.Q will rush to check the meaning of ''teethfull'' in the dictionary without realizing the presence and work of apostrophe which enclosed the word ''teethfull.''
*Why should I be worried about a sagged breas't unless if your definition of ''worry'' entails ''pity'', huh?
Can you still play the game?

Harbosede02: duh

LWTMB, LOL, LWKMD... Wait a sec, you actually went and changed your profile picture because of a few persons reaction to your looks. Mehn, that's some low self esteem gesture you just displayed little girlie. Even this present picture still could not hide the massive 'paw paw'
I doubt your 'teethfull' mouth really did pronounce the 'duh' perfectly.

Harbosede02: ask ur mother wat she did 2 herz

Oh not again! She's got Jackpot on a 'submission grip'. Yeah, I think Jackpot is gonna tap-out here.
*Donigspain reporting LIVE from WrestleMania.

jackpot: Abosede dear, i just checked out your profile pix. You fine"small" sha.

My wonder is how you walk about carrying those 2 huge paw-paws on your chest! Did you inflate them?

Damn! That's a knock-out punch from the defending champion!

ufotuko: just checked ur profile and if that is your picture on the profile I must honestly tell you that I swear to God u are damn ugly,though u get big boobs but looking at ur face looks like am watching a horror movie

LMAO... Lol.