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Sports / Re: Stephen Appiah Flaunts His Massive Mansion (Photos) by donigspain(m): 5:19pm On Sep 18, 2017
Flaunt it man. You worked for it. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy kiss

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Politics / Re: El-Rufai: "Yar'adua Fought Me, He Ended Up In the Grave" (Video) by donigspain(m): 10:09am On Sep 18, 2017
HDVideos:
El Rufai doesn't have the temperament to lead a Nation like Nigeria, he is careless in his speech and actions coupled with the fact he is very divisive and bigoted
How is El rufai any different from Buhari yet the latter is the President?
Forum Games / Re: Whats Your Score ? by donigspain(m): 5:33pm On Sep 05, 2017
Ibime:
70

Could be 82. I was handcuffed but did not reach police cell so technically was never arrested.
You got it wrong.
You were arrested but not detained.
Nairaland / General / Re: See The Big Bush Meat I Helped Killed Today by donigspain(m): 10:38am On Aug 24, 2017
supereagle:

It's Elle not Inchi
That's not Elle. It is a non-spotted female deer [mgbada].

Elle = Antelope
Mgbada = Deer
NYSC / Re: During NYSC: A Good Professional Course To Take? by donigspain(m): 8:47pm On Aug 18, 2017
Prettiepearlz:

It's been four years since you enrolled for HSE. And I am a Corper in this situation. What has been the advantage of going for those courses? Please what can you say about going for HSE now? I need the advice before paying #19,500 for a course that 'may' not be of help to me at all. Thanks in anticipation.
RUN AWAY!!! They've been useless. I never got an invite because of them even after writing several companies requiring those skills 3 months after POP. I had to go into a totally different field from what I studied. The only recognised HSE certification is the one managed by SHELL and that, in itself, does not guarantee job. Many still have them yet roam unemployed.

Look for a skill certification. Learn the skill very well.
Web development, Programming, Graphic Design, Cinematography, Networking, Digital Marketing, Copywriting, Auto Repairs etc.
Business / Re: Man Contacts Diamond Bank To Return N7.3M Mistakenly Paid To His Account by donigspain(m): 8:04pm On Aug 15, 2017
Good job Ray. You've got a good heart.

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Politics / Re: Senator Abaribe Shouldn't Me My Igbo Heritage-chibuike Amaechi(min Of Transport) by donigspain(m): 10:08pm On Aug 10, 2017
maskid:
whether he said that or not is not important. ikweres etc. are more igbo than item pple of abia state
You must be silly for making such atrocious statement about Item. Just respect yourself and don't be a tool of disunity.

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Sports / Re: Official Faints After Rival Scores First Goal During Match In Ibadan. Photos by donigspain(m): 1:03pm On Aug 07, 2017
Suspense and hunger don't go together. grin

Let them first inquire if he's had any good food for a while. Country hard!

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Celebrities / Re: Kiss Daniel Flaunts His Big Cucumber, Seeks Expert Advice by donigspain(m): 8:10pm On Jul 24, 2017
Childish!

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Celebrities / Re: Naija Porn Star, Peace Olayemi's Instagram Photos by donigspain(m): 9:43pm On Jul 13, 2017
LordCrimson:
Of course cheesy but your bweast be like them get misunderstanding........ No unity at all grin
Moses was there... grin grin grin

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Pets / Re: Please Any Vet Around Akoka, Bariga, gbagada Or Yaba Axis? by donigspain(m): 9:35pm On Jul 13, 2017
huche:


Ok thanks
Name of the place is K-9 Favourite at 34 Olorunlogbo Street, Anthony Village.
Pets / Re: Please Any Vet Around Akoka, Bariga, gbagada Or Yaba Axis? by donigspain(m): 9:18pm On Jul 13, 2017
Check Anthony Village. Ask to be taken to NEXT Barbing Salon. The vet is the building beside the salon.
Politics / Re: Arewa Youths Urge UN To Label IPOB Terrorist Group by donigspain(m): 7:39pm On Jul 13, 2017
At least, we all now have a common interest - REFERENDUM!

As for the terrorist part, they're a bunch of jokers. Their Boko Haram and Herdsmen militia brethren are the rightful custodian of that title.

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Family / Re: Gas Explosion In Cross River Kills 2, Injures 4 Family Members. Photos by donigspain(m): 9:33pm On Jul 06, 2017
This is why I may never use gas all my life unless the cylinder is piped 200 metres away. I have strong phobia for gas cylinder [fire and explosion].

This same thing killed my friend and coursemate few years ago. A very handsome young man with a strong entrepreneurial drive.

RIP Joseph D'gwaragwarastick Lenbang

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Literature / Dear Uncle; A Short Satire by donigspain(m): 11:19am On Jul 06, 2017
DEAR UNCLE,

Forgive my brother. He was wrong. Oh! I agree with you, but please forgive him and let him go. When our parents died you were gracious enough to move into our house, take us into your care and starve us. But you’re right, my brother was wrong. He should never have gotten angry. When your wife said she needed our rooms for her children and the spare room for her sister, she wasn’t wrong. When she made us sleep in the old, small pantry, you saw and heard her, but, you said nothing. You’re right, my brother was wrong, what right had he to get angry? He is only the son of your benefactor.

You’re never wrong Uncle, Not when you agreed with your wife to take us out of school because “learning a trade is more suitable for people of our position”. Not when you took away his pride and belittled him before your children’s friends. Who were we to feel anger when you told them to ask us for whatever they wanted and use us however they wanted? Ingrates, that’s what we were.

You’ve always been right uncle. You were right when you watched your wife push me down the stairs in my father’s house for having the impetus to tell her I needed money for a bra. I’m sorry I didn’t know my place, I should never have asked for any part of my father’s money. My head nearly cracked open like palmnut under a stone, but, how dare I complain? How dare my brother get mad? What is my head worth?

You can do no wrong Uncle, you being a Deacon and all. Your wife is the vice president of the women fellowship so of course you’re both right. With your early morning devotions and your perfect attendance at church programs. We were wrong to think we should have been allowed to go to church with your lovely family in the car our father used to take us to school in. You were right; we would have been an embarrassment to you with our unkempt selves. We were not thinking properly.

How right you are, dear uncle. We should have realized we were orphans and been grateful for our stale bread and unsweetened tea. We should have accepted our fates. We should never have gone Oliver Twist on you and your benevolent wife. We have no parents and so we should have expected no care, love or even regard from you who had become very fortunate at our parents’ death. Our feelings of exploitation were uncalled for.

Please uncle, I’m sorry my brother piled up so much anger that he snapped and threw that cutlass at your wife. He should have smiled and nodded when she said “cut the grass properly, you retarded bastard, it does not belong to your father”. Who did he think he was?
Please forgive my brother, Uncle, let him out of jail, he is all I have. We have learnt our lessons, you are right, we were wrong.




Written by: Anita C. Jacob
Inspired by: Sindiwe Magona's Mother to Mother

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Romance / Re: My Wedding Is In Less Than 24hrs But I have To Pull Out For This Reason-radiant by donigspain(m): 1:07am On Jul 02, 2017
Elementary romance scam build up... grin grin
Guys don pass this level na. You're hoping to have greener pasture seeking males [+ females] contact you abi. grin
Celebrities / Re: Lanre Gentry To Mercy Aigbe: "Remove That Domestic Violence Post From Your Page" by donigspain(m): 7:43pm On Jun 29, 2017
RIP Mr English Oxford.
Your death will be avenged by the Knights of Buckinghamshire.

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Romance / Re: My Masturbating Experience And Why Am Forced To Quit It by donigspain(m): 6:15pm On Jun 29, 2017
BlaQWolf:


After reading your comment, I fear you.... No be today you wey be fish and water begin do something....

The infection is actually chlamydia sha....doxycyline will cure it...
You're right. It's most likely to be Chlamydia.

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Romance / Re: My Masturbating Experience And Why Am Forced To Quit It by donigspain(m): 11:01pm On Jun 28, 2017
That's an infection OP. If I'm right, you're dripping milky pus. Don't blame it on masturbation. Your girl has infection. Rush out tomorrow for a culture test at a licensed laboratory or you can buy one packet of doxycycline and ciprofloxacin each.

Most likely yeast infection or gonorrhea CHLAMYDIA!!!

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Crime / Re: I Brought A Fresh Human Skull Home Five Years Ago-suspect by donigspain(m): 8:15pm On Jun 23, 2017
This one is a skull collector. grin grin

Lock him up jare!

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Education / Re: This Gay Teacher Wants To Sleep With His Pupil (photo) by donigspain(m): 6:51pm On Jun 19, 2017
WotzupNG:
Stop being a dumb fool.

Where did i imply I' am gay? Just cos our site published a news, homosexuals like you decided to be hurt by it. In your warped mind, if we publish a news about terrorists, then we must also be suicide bombers. Will you also believe that we are billionaires if we publish a news about a billionaire? grin

You are such a dumb numskull who doesn't seem to know that sane minds are reading this and can notice your leanings towards the homosexual teacher whom you ought to condemn but would rather attack the reporter.

pls, don't quote me again. Bloody gay
Check his earlier posts back in 2014.

Education / Re: This Gay Teacher Wants To Sleep With His Pupil (photo) by donigspain(m): 8:26am On Jun 17, 2017
AnonyNymous:
@op, I wonder what's wrong with you. Clearly fr the group's description its an MSM group, which is supposed to be a support group for gay men to find solution to their problems. I bet that most of the men in that group are not happy with their lives as gay men and want to 'fix' themselves. Luckily for them, new research has shown that sexuality can change and isn't fixed, rather, its fluid. But you chose to disrespect their privacy and 'expose' them for random strangers to start judging them. All for the sake of driving traffic to your blog. Shame on you.
Are you silly? We are talking about a Caregiver trying to abuse an innocent child and you are blabbing about exposing the group. First, gay relationship is ILLEGAL in Nigeria. Secondly, having sexual relationships with anyone below 18 years is statutory rape in Nigeria. Third, abusing the trust of parents to have sexual relationship with your student is ILLEGAL and seen as molestation.

It's people like you that encourage these ills in the society. Look at how you foolishly derailed from discussing potential rapist to exposing an illegal group. Shame on you!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Looking For A God Fearing Husband by donigspain(m): 7:48pm On Jun 11, 2017
Sammmypoko:
I can help you with clay so you can mould him yourself or better still visit konga or Olx.
Someday when you will be in dire need you will remember today and how silly you were to another. Mark my words!

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Politics / Re: We'll Go With Igbos If Nigeria Breaks Up - Prof. Dakum, Plateau Elder Statesman by donigspain(m): 2:11pm On Jun 06, 2017
Ngokafor:


..Go with Igbos to where and how?....How geographically possible can that be?...The non-muslims in the middle-belt region are clearly not serious about throwing off the dead-weight that is the hausa-fulani muslims..that i am sure of
Ask ECOWAS and Morocco.

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Music/Radio / Re: Nairalander Releases First Single- Theresa by donigspain(m): 10:42pm On Jun 01, 2017
sinadrey:
You try... Other nairalanders that don't have talent like me should hit me up... Let's think together and achieve something..

Thanks alot in anticipation...
What do you have in mind? Which area?
Travel / Re: Angry Bus Drivers Block Benin-Lagos Road Over The Killing Of A Conductor (Pics) by donigspain(m): 10:23pm On Jun 01, 2017
kingsleymike:
But road robbery reduced in the past 10 or 12 years. It was a big issues in the late 90''s but seemed to have died. Why did they suddenly wake up?
Hardship has tripled in the last 2 years.

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Politics / Re: It Is Time For The Nigerian Government To Let The Biafran People Go SAHARA REPOR by donigspain(m): 6:48pm On May 30, 2017
That's the frustrated soul that wrote the hateful, deriding and grossly false piece of garbage. An embittered Nollywood scriptwriter who has faded into oblivion. Karma bit him hard few years ago when fire engulfed and destroyed his pathetic life's savings and properties. Since then he has been churning out piles of sewage from his green hydraulic soup powered brain. Bitter pay per post old fool.

Ola Balogun...

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Politics / Re: Army May Arrest Nnamdi Kanu Over IPOB Women Protest by donigspain(m): 2:41pm On May 22, 2017
The coward has deactivated! undecided

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Adverts / Re: Aba-made SHIRTS: Best Tailors In Nigeria - Place Your Orders by donigspain(m): 9:12pm On May 20, 2017
godello:
I need clean suit and senator wear.
Get in touch.
Politics / Re: Biafra Represented At Stockholms,sweden Marathon(pics) by donigspain(m): 8:20pm On May 20, 2017
waledeji:
Let me laugh to there stupidity grin grin grin grin grin grin angry grin grin angry angry angry
Would that come before or after you learn the difference between "their" and "there"?

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