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Shaw007: LOoks Like dis Onez a nO-no . . .dry NL

**walks out sluggishLy**

Your presence alone is enough to send 'em r**s back to their holes.

Can y'all go to bed already?

Dude, it's already 6a.m somewhere in the Phillipines.

SALTY

Living Word Academy has maintained the status of the 'BEST SCHOOL IN ABA' for over a decade now. They've also represented Abia so well in National Competitions e.g. Cowbell with enough awards to show for it.
The problem lies in their exuberant fees which is far beyond the reach of the common people who certainly make up the majority of the population in Aba. As a church-owned school, I would've expected LWA to be within the reach of the common man.
Anyways, congrats to 'aba chinese'.

Ewooo, if this is true then am deeply hurt. Chai, Sulli Sulli (in flavour's voice)... My Oringo Governor.
**RIP (if true)**

Okechukwu: Alpha Charlie Maga Approaching... Over
Ifedi: Copy... December Flexing Activities... Do you Read?
Okechukwu: Affirmative... We're losing altitude. I repeat, we're losing altitude. May Day! May Day!! May Day!!!
Ifedi: Hold still Capt'n... Emergency Landing at Ghana Prisons... 0840Z, N18E...
**story ends**

[quote author=Red-Light]when u start buying innoson instead of toyota... Zinox instead of hp... Etc [/quote]I don't have a toyota nor an hp
Anyways, I think that the 'u' in your post should rather read 'WE' if you had aimed for a less offensive (direct) response.

When will Nigeria stop being used as a world industrial dump-site?

I thank God I was able to achieve ALL my 2012 goals even before the month of December. Surprisingly, God also helped me to achieve other goals I never included in my "To Achieve" list. Thanks be to Jesus Christ!!!

^^^Am gonna be in that position someday I was 58th in the morning but now am 4th.
**dancing yahoozee**

@TOPIC, nice initiative. BTW, which position/role did M.I play in the match cuz he looks more like pepsi ball boy in the line-up pic

Someone should serve the man a plate of ijebu garri spiced with otukpo groundnut and cold pure water. Then watch him calm down.

^^^I think what cuddlemii was trying to pass across, which I also subscribe to, is that you should've made your own case without attacking his/her opinion. You were too forward in your attempt to strike out his/her stand on this issue. Nobody is refuting your own stand (which I find rather unconventional and 'untraditional' with married women); as a matter of fact, it even gave me a more balanced approach towards the issue at hand.
THANKS!

**thinking**
What possibly could make a wife lie about her salary?
Only if EXPERIENCE has taught the woman that her husband suffers from a case of FINANCIAL PARASITISM.

GO SEE A DOC!!!
BTW, when last did you change your boxer shorts cuz the problem looks like a systematic continuous case of RE-INFECTION.

dadicvila: christmas is like Oxygen,no matter your religious affiliation you must still feel christmas unlike the Eid celebration that many people dont even know when it takes place....you must feel it in the air,the bright lights every where,the shopping frenzy,the chicken and turkey sellers in frönt of your street....the only way you wunt feel it is if your are dead....i call and send my muslim frnds msages during their eid celebration but ironically they dont do the same when its christmas??why i dont know

Gbam!!!

jackbauersballs: Did this woman want the Usher to tell her the truth?

"No ma...I'm sorry you can't sit in the front row because you are too goddamn UGLY and we dont want you to counter our pastor's prayers"

She should be happy the Usher had good customer service skills sef...

Not funny please... Try again next millenium!!!